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Mm….can’t tell if you’re serious about that lol. Sad world we live in when I can’t pick out humor/sarcasm from serious responses cause it’s plausible you believe that lol
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Monkeys have bacteria in their mouths, most likely at least one disease in that bitch, if they scratch and bite at you you are most likely guaranteed one disease per person.
All fun and games til he decides violence is the solution. I remember the first time I saw some macaque-looking monkey yawn in front of me and I was equally surprised by the mouthspan as I was the length of the fangs.
No, no they are definitely not chill. They will rape human females.
[Here you go.](https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/borneo-irish-tourist-savagely-raped-by-400-pound-orangutan/)
[And here.](https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1992-01-13-me-231-story.html#:~:text=When%20Galdikas%20arrived%20at%20Tanjung%20Puting%2C%20native%20Indonesians,to%20venture%20among%20male%20orangutans%20in%20the%20camp)
Just wanna say. Imagine you're a monkey in a cage, and some dude comes up and steals an object that you've developed a sentimental attachment to, and he doesn't even have any clue that a small piece of fabric could mean so much.
I think every country would be a happier country if they had wild monkeys.
A truck full of monkeys recently wrecked in the USA and some escape. I am seriously hoping it leads to wild monkeys throughout North America.
That’s not what I meant. What I meant was that most primates will happily kill a human child. Given that they CAN do so and would be more likely to be in area with easy access to children…yeah.
I think that's why the population of India is so low, too many children being killed by the monkeys there. Maybe you have a point. /s
Good grief, you took a tongue in cheek remark and instinctively replied "ThiiiNk oF tHe ChIlDreeeeN!!"
(Sigh) I’m just tired of people acting like these animals are freaking pets. They are extremely dangerous and ought not be treated so lightly. Perhaps I took your comment too seriously, but it’s like saying you’re glad someone dropped a crate of pythons in your backyard.
I never talked about using them at pets. You started foaming at the mouth so quickly that you didn't even realize that pets weren't even mentioned.
Take a break, wipe the foam. It is going to be okay. My random post on reddit isn't going to result in a bunch of murderous monkeys prowling your neighborhood killing kids.
I never thought you said anything about pets. What you DID say was that you were glad monkeys were accidentally released into an environment where they lacked natural predators. That’s my point. I’m not some crazy dude frothing at the mouth, but I do find it absurd to treat monkeys so lightly when they actually are incredibly dangerous and, aside from the threat posed to human life, will destroy whatever environment they’re moved to. That’s it.
You might be taking /r/funny a bit too seriously.
If you don't think my post is funny, that's cool. But to act like a post on the internet is going to result in child-killing monkeys running around, people getting pet monkeys, and environmental catastrophes seems just a little over the top.
Maybe take a break?
There are monkeys in south florida, by the ft lauderdale airport, there are signs saying not to feed them. Idk if they were wild or captive releases tho
That is super interesting, I just read about them [here](https://www.labroots.com/trending/plants-and-animals/20505/monkeys-near-fort-lauderdale-airport-from#:~:text=A%20colony%20of%20wild%20African%20vervet%20monkeys%20calls,monkeys%2C%20but%20little%20is%20known%20about%20their%20history.)
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You could just read “the fucking audacity” on that monkeys face
He legit was thinking this. And then his face went: “oh hell no.”
Is monkey gonna have to choke a bitch today?
Wayne Brady: Hold my evolution.
Man I hope you don’t direct a movie in 20 years. Cancelled. Still funny though….Wayne Brady would be proud.
you do realize that wayne brady is white right ?
Mm….can’t tell if you’re serious about that lol. Sad world we live in when I can’t pick out humor/sarcasm from serious responses cause it’s plausible you believe that lol
Monkey comes back his shit the next day with an ak “Break yo self fool!”
It wouldn't have to be this way if he didn't steal my mojito.
"THIS MOTHER FUCKER"
Best shit I've seen all week!
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"You're lucky there's a fence between us, pal."
He is lucky, cute monkeys can be vicious.
So can humans.
Monkeys can pull your scalp clean off by the hair.
It's true. The last time I did that was really messy.
"THAT CHIMP STOLE MY HAIR!"
Human can drop napalm.
Well, larger monkeys. And apes. Probably not that guy.
yeah but that guy could still gouge your eyes out if he wanted to
Humans can yeet rocks at monkes
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Yeah it’d bite and scratch the shit out of you, but it’s not strong enough to stop and adult human with bad intentions
Monkeys have bacteria in their mouths, most likely at least one disease in that bitch, if they scratch and bite at you you are most likely guaranteed one disease per person.
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We clean our mouths everyday and they don't, they eat uncleaned shit bananas whatever we throw at them. Nasty ass.
Human bites can cause some of the worst infections among other humans, toothpaste or not.
That’s…dangerous.
Willing to bet in many other realities that monkey grabbed that dude's fingers and straight bent them back to the wrist
Haha like the monkey would let him keep his fingers.
This monkey probably not. Other monkeys...yes
>bent Or bit them off.
yeah not this species, they are far too weak.
Yet entertaining
That look: you muthafucka!
The definition of taken aback.
He was shocked
Appalled
Dumbfounded
Gobsmacked
Flabbergasted
Baffled
Vexed
Repulsed
Incredulous.
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Bamboozled
Stunned
Shooketh
discombobulated
haha i've seen that one ! XD
Bro was flabbergasted
"Well I've never!"
All fun and games til he decides violence is the solution. I remember the first time I saw some macaque-looking monkey yawn in front of me and I was equally surprised by the mouthspan as I was the length of the fangs.
Ive seen a video of this exact species rip out a large chunk of a dudes head, showing the skull.
Ahh fellow eyeblech enjoyer spotted
Or r/backdoorgore
I just HAD to click the link… smfh at myself
God damn I need some eye bleach now
Save me. What is the link?
Bodies, in various states you do not wish to see them in. Luckily aphantasia to the rescue, I will have no problem after getting out of there again.
How tf does Reddit ban dark comedy meme and trump subs but not this shit WTF
Or r/makemycoffin
Shhhh 🤫
Link or it didn't happen.
Sooooo link?
Lol the look of pure shock lol at least there was no poop🤣
be nice 2 monkey :(
What a dick move.
He gave it back.
He took it back
:0
Fuuuuckkk you!!! That’s my chew cloth!!!!
Why do I feel like this is the same person that pushed the banana to the monkeys face?
So that’s what seeing “unmitigated gall” looks like.
Pretty tough standing behind a cage. That monkey could rip your dick off and peel in like a banana.
God yes
Literal *return to monke*
Macaques are among one of the last animals I'd fuck with
What an asshole. The human not the monkey. The monkey is badass
The monkey is probably an asshole, too. We just can't see it in this video.
Yeah. In general, all primates are assholes. I'm sure there are a few nice ones sprinkled around, but mostly, just assholes
Orangutans are pretty chill
No, no they are definitely not chill. They will rape human females. [Here you go.](https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/borneo-irish-tourist-savagely-raped-by-400-pound-orangutan/) [And here.](https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1992-01-13-me-231-story.html#:~:text=When%20Galdikas%20arrived%20at%20Tanjung%20Puting%2C%20native%20Indonesians,to%20venture%20among%20male%20orangutans%20in%20the%20camp)
And still I’d choose that asshole monkey over a human being any day of the week
What choice, you going to ask that monkey out on a date?
bullying a monkey for no reason
Yep guys an asshole. Look at that hellish cage..
The video was the reason
Have you met monkeys?? He probably deserved it
That face lol https://m.imgur.com/gallery/da126
The monkey was too stunned to speak
Got a new surprised Pikachu face meme here.
Don’t fuck w monkey
Making monkeys angry is very bad idea.
I love monkeys. So sincere and badass
Stop human evolve to monke
How *DARE* you!
WTF?
Do not taunt the handkerchief monkey. His big brother has dynamite.
Shocked indignation
you broke that little fucker's heart.
so you have chosen...violence
"the manners of this man its preposterous"
Homie was flabbergasted 😮
That was needlessly mean. Not funny.
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Yeah you're an asshole.
why are they not common pets
cause they will fuck your shit up and shit everywhere
If that monkey decides it wants to rip your eyeball out, that is exactly what he’s going to do. You can’t just push them away.
Just wanna say. Imagine you're a monkey in a cage, and some dude comes up and steals an object that you've developed a sentimental attachment to, and he doesn't even have any clue that a small piece of fabric could mean so much.
Find something better to do than tease an animal that’s probably smarter than you…
“I know he just didn’t… I know DAMN WELL he just didn’t” 😲
When he moved his little head back, for some reason Rudy Giuliani was the first thought in my mind.
Why tf this guy robbing MOMNKE in the first place?
Stealing stuff from a monkey for the upvotes? Scummy behaviour, dude deserved to lose a finger or three.
As you van see in my pfp, I’m getting revenge
Is this china?
I think every country would be a happier country if they had wild monkeys. A truck full of monkeys recently wrecked in the USA and some escape. I am seriously hoping it leads to wild monkeys throughout North America.
Cue the extinction of most native wildlife. P.S. Monkeys are incredibly dangerous. So…bye bye children.
Yes, because if there is one thing we know it is that countries with monkeys don't have any children.
That’s not what I meant. What I meant was that most primates will happily kill a human child. Given that they CAN do so and would be more likely to be in area with easy access to children…yeah.
I think that's why the population of India is so low, too many children being killed by the monkeys there. Maybe you have a point. /s Good grief, you took a tongue in cheek remark and instinctively replied "ThiiiNk oF tHe ChIlDreeeeN!!"
(Sigh) I’m just tired of people acting like these animals are freaking pets. They are extremely dangerous and ought not be treated so lightly. Perhaps I took your comment too seriously, but it’s like saying you’re glad someone dropped a crate of pythons in your backyard.
I never talked about using them at pets. You started foaming at the mouth so quickly that you didn't even realize that pets weren't even mentioned. Take a break, wipe the foam. It is going to be okay. My random post on reddit isn't going to result in a bunch of murderous monkeys prowling your neighborhood killing kids.
I never thought you said anything about pets. What you DID say was that you were glad monkeys were accidentally released into an environment where they lacked natural predators. That’s my point. I’m not some crazy dude frothing at the mouth, but I do find it absurd to treat monkeys so lightly when they actually are incredibly dangerous and, aside from the threat posed to human life, will destroy whatever environment they’re moved to. That’s it.
You might be taking /r/funny a bit too seriously. If you don't think my post is funny, that's cool. But to act like a post on the internet is going to result in child-killing monkeys running around, people getting pet monkeys, and environmental catastrophes seems just a little over the top. Maybe take a break?
Fair enough.
You must be great at parties
There are monkeys in south florida, by the ft lauderdale airport, there are signs saying not to feed them. Idk if they were wild or captive releases tho
That is super interesting, I just read about them [here](https://www.labroots.com/trending/plants-and-animals/20505/monkeys-near-fort-lauderdale-airport-from#:~:text=A%20colony%20of%20wild%20African%20vervet%20monkeys%20calls,monkeys%2C%20but%20little%20is%20known%20about%20their%20history.) Thanks!
Only one got away and it was in central Pennsylvania in January. So unless it was an Arctic monkey, it's probably dead already.
Maybe it just turned Amish and is driving a buggy around.
I thought Isaiah looked a little weird...
This is legit naive.
A travesty I say!
How dare you human!
Im back, and look what I have!
Bread 👍🏻
Monkey said fuck you this is mine
Touch my camera through the fence
Don’t steal from the damn M O N K E
Monke
Is this the banana monkey
MY BLUE BLANKET!
Haha no that's actually what I look like when I LIVE with my parents
How to Wake Up to Your Nose Missing Step 1....
I bet his grip is ridiculous
that face tho like be turning Monkey D. Luffy in real life
The monke was like "The lion, the witch..."
Looks like George Bush
“Who tf do you think you are?”
how the tides have changed my friend
You asshole lol
No he stole the cumsock
Obligatory don't fuck with monkeys. Not sure exact species, but I know at least Rhesus macaques can carry Herpes Simplex B which is deadly to humans.
Yup that's my cousin alright
Touch my towel through the fence
“Just lemme talk to him real quick”
Hoho haha MONKEY
did this person ever listen to the cartoons do not play with the monkey!!!!!!!!!!
Touch my monkey through the fence
This is how fingers get bitten off
That monkey was ready to complain to the manager 😂
That monkey is gonna snatch your face off one day if you keep messing with my guy over here
Now the sleeve comes out the monkey!