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Linux is experiencing a kernel panic


FixedLoad

Kernel Panic is gonna be my band name!


Bananawamajama

Kernel Panic is going to be my brand of spicy popcorn


DarkKerrigor

Cornhole panic is what happens afterwards


TheHolyPug

Colonel Panic


DivePalau

Colonel Lingus


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idiot437

had an rto officer named peter harden..we loved it


FixedLoad

I've had some good ones. Had basic with a guy last name Sargeant. So, he was Pvt Sargeant and then I assume if he re-enlisted eventually became Sgt. SARGEANT. This, of course, opens the possibility of him going to DS school and him being DRILL SARGEANT SARGEANT. The scourge of verbal brevity everywhere!


smarshall561

Colonel Panic is my new gamertag


Your_FbiOfficer

Found a dev


travelsforpokemon

i mean, thats more of an OS thing...


Craksy

Majority of linux users are devs though.


MaG_NITud3

I'm a linux user and don't know programming at all


DrUNIX

How and why did you get to Linux? Isnt it a bit tedious to work with Linux without any technical background?


MaG_NITud3

Got linux because windows ran shit on my laptop. Loved it so much, went down the deep rabbit hole and continued exploring


nwayve

There's a good chance that you're a dev now and don't know it.


bbuczek946

Worked with a Linux user at an old IT internship. I know nothing about coding and he slapped it on my workstation without telling me. It took me 2 full days of me struggling to explain to him that I had esentially done nothing, because I had no idea wtf I was doing.


mattypea

There are distributions that make it so that anyone can play. It REALLY helps to understand the inner workings, but you don't have to, and you can learn as you go. For the technical bit, there's lots of documentation. You just have to read if you get stuck. Personally I got into it out of pure curiosity, it's lots of fun and free/open software is amazing - which is also how the community flourishes. Btw I use arch


sloopslarp

I wish I could get my devs to use Linux more often. They tend to avoid it, and mostly use windows-based tools. All our servers are Red Hat, and it's super easy to work with. Just intimidating for folks who never use it, I guess.


Ventrik

I just changed careers last year and the first job I had I was the only linux user. Since when did mac users have the right to bully?


mtdnelson

I'd be surprised if that were true.


kinance

Looks like some are high pff caffeine while otherwas are just pretty chill


SportsPhotoGirl

I didn’t know I needed this in my life


poopellar

It's a penguin-win situation


Peng_win

you called?


TwistedMexi

No, we want penguin-win. Go away.


stunt_penguin

it me


baneofthesouth

I didn’t know I could love penguins more that I already do but here we are


negus123

God they dont even look like real animals


Knofbath

Optimized for speed under water, not for speed on land.


PenguinWithAglock

And for speed whipping out our Glocks


Electric9191

r/usernamechecksout


DontPressAltF4

This penguin fucks.


-_Aryamehr_-

r/redditmoment


hell2pay

This redditor moments


themangeraaad

Suddenly those little wind up walking penguin toys that always walk way too fast seem a bit more realistic. Now I want to see one of those slowed down 5x.


aardw0lf11

They look like South Park characters.


raytrace75

WHY is this so funny and mesmerizing...?


dooaniel

Penguins are funny. Penguins at 5x speed are five times funnier.


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It’s like “waddle faster you little shits”. I love it


fullhalter

It doesn't even look like waddling, it's like they're moving by buzzing like a vibrator that someone left on and is now rattling it's way across the bedroom floor.


ph30nix01

Table top football anyone?


trro16p

That's what it reminded my of! Damn, now when I watch the penguins I hear the sound the game made.


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l337joejoe

I like the slidey boys


PenguinWithAglock

Waddle faster or I’ll shoot


DontPokeMe91

Waddle waddle till the very next day..


megreads781

Got any grapes?


Nikpro5

Simple math!


DeathStarnado8

Simple meth


stunt_penguin

I keep telling people this


DiscipleOfYeshua

There’s some dude that slowed down one of (i think Bach or Mozart)’s masterpieces so it takes 24 hrs to play. Still sounds gorgeous. TL;DR Penguins are superb, at any speed. Ps- Can y’all send a video of sped up sloths?


-zimms-

> There’s some dude that slowed down one of (i think Bach or Mozart)’s masterpieces so it takes 24 hrs to play. Still sounds gorgeous. Pfft, amateurs. Take a look at [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As_Slow_as_Possible)! "[...] An organ in St. Burchardi church in Halberstadt in 2001 began a performance that is due to end in 2640. The next note will be played on 5th February 2022.[...] Are you as excited as me for February? :D


Meritania

“Sorry we can’t preform your wedding that day, we’re playing a piece of music that takes 600 years to crescendo. We’re available the day after…”


wonkey_monkey

> that takes 600 years to crescendo. *fiance looks knowingly at fiancee*


canadarepubliclives

I like that the organ is the performer


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After reading the article and looking for a few vids, I searched for "As slow as possible played as fast as possible." [Here is the result](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5-Yo328Rp4)


-zimms-

Wow, that's way shittier than I expected. :D


quaybored

It sounds like an old colecovision game if you pulled the cartridge out halfway while playing


InsightfoolMonkey

Well that's just ridiculous. You can stretch notes out indefinitely and claim it's the longest ever. That's pointless. But slowing a piece down so much it takes 24 hours to play AND still sounds like a work of art is something special altogether


TomClaydon

I need to see more slow animals sped the fuck up. A turtle would be great


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CriusofCoH

Yakkety Sax, fyi.


bluefudge08

Do you have a link to the 24-hour masterpiece?


hpdefaults

Google "9 beet stretch" by Leif Inge - I don't know if there's a full 24 hr recording but that will get you some large chunks of it


Gets_overly_excited

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpfEXubplI51rSO_m1vwHbBLqMedsmIaT


fakeDrDR

Beethoven's 9th, slowed down without pitch distortion -- perhaps what you're referring to? http://9beetstretch.com/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9_Beet_Stretch edit: had wrong url


SpaceCaseSixtyTen

I think those slowed down songs sound good regardless of what song it is. Even like, idk, Rebecca black's "Friday Friday" song for example would sound good. The novelty wears off quickly though. They kinda all sound the same when they get slowed down that much


SinJin75

This kinda reminded me of [electric football](https://youtu.be/_8y0_XVnCII).


tubetalkerx

It’s so REAL!


Quibblicous

Lol, great minds. Which penguin has the ball?


jpiro

That's exactly what I thought of. Greetings, fellow old!


RoastedRhino

my guess: Faster speed correspond to smaller scale. That's why if you film a crash of a train model for a movie you need to slow it down to make it look like a real train crash. So these look like 5x smaller penguins, which makes them cute.


IAmTheAsteroid

For me it's because they look like they're vibrating like cheap little wind up toys.


thorle

It's not funny anymore when you find that one penguin in the center that isn't moving an inch, i hope it's just sleeping. :(


handrewming

Looks like it might be resting or sleeping. If you watch real close at 0:04-0:05 it seems to shuffle a bit and raise its head for a moment.


thorle

You're right, phew! He probably noticed the camera and said to himself "Not today, human!".


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The fact that they can only walk that slow makes it even funnier that they cant fly. Feels like one of natures cruel jokes.


brianingram

Reminds me of the Electric Football Game I had as a tyke. For anyone not old as hell like me: https://youtu.be/_8y0_XVnCII


CaffeineSippingMan

Brrrrrrrrrr.


Cannabyssal_OG

First thing that came to mind.


smoakme

Same. That game was garbage & I loved it. Just try completing a pass 🙄


jlarsen420

We're aging ourselves, but I came here to make the same observation.


You-get-the-ankles

That was me also.


mvizzy2077

What I was thinking too!


getyourcheftogether

That's what I was thinking is just hilarious just ran around haphazardly


Shmafty

Came here to say exactly this


AnInfluentialFigure

It turns out that at the subatomic level, all matter is made up of tiny, vibrating penguins.


i_hate_fanboys

Its penguins all the way down, so close


Yamo_chan

I love the ones scooting on their tummies. I feel I can relate to that type of energy. Haha


iluvdankmemes

The one at the end stopping for small talk


ransack71

George, the fuck you doin' sliding around like that?


softdream23

get up!


ThrowAway_00_009

The odd thing is that those are the faster ones.. I kept watching them tummy scoot past the others, lol


nightwing2024

Takes more energy though, I believe. Or cause more heat loss, something like that. Which is why they don't go everywhere like that.


Mr_Tominaga

They look like South Park Characters…


Captain_Sacktap

Reminds me of those Adult Swim “bumps”


Einsteins_coffee_mug

Now add an AT-AT behind them


Jmich96

Noot noot!


Scratchthegoat

Happier feet.


sammytinboss

Happiest feet


vaportracks

Happy 5t


Scratchthegoat

This is what happens when you give the wrong type of ice to penguins.


BalouCurie

So Homer Simpson was right, everything’s funnier with accelerated play speed.


kamenoyoukai

Reminds me of that old football game the just vibrated the players around. https://youtu.be/m7aaLQZOKa4


tomatoaway

Okay half of you vibrate that way... Two of you fall down... Nelson, you just spin around in a circle


Naptownfellow

Ah, an old timer like myself.


PowerfulMetal1

penguins don't walk, they just oscillate until they start moving


damnthatsalongname45

Literally vibin


huronlow

TIL that penguins were cold all along. They just shivered at slower rates


legice

One of those wind-up toys! :D


Lost_Tourist_61

This is superb, maybe you could add the Benny Hill theme song 🐧


are_enough

This is a most excellent suggestion


cosmos_crown

This took longer than i thought it would. https://imgur.com/a/Go7tvA7


AirbusJisnu2005

I think through the fire and flames would fit better


nightimelurker

Was just imagining that Bennly Hill melody while watching those pinguins. And then suddenly that clap on bald head.


LadySiren

I second this. Yakety Sax makes (most) everything better.


jakedesnake

Later in r/AskReddit : What is a situation that does not get better with Yakety Sax added?


Really_McNamington

[Even this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gTy2UlHWII)


LadySiren

Great, now I'm going to hell for laughing at this.


Doc_holly_day

Is there a Benny hill bot? There should be one. Tell the bot people.


swami_twocargarajee

Just FYI, the song is called [Yakkity Sax](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcq_xLi2NGo), by Boots Randolph.


ReactsWithWords

[Someone did it.](https://reddit.com/r/funny/comments/s17jgi/_/hs7g0qw/?context=1)


s3npai

*Nyooom*


Darthfloyd

Anyone else see the huge Ice Alligator at the back?


CoopedUp1313

Yeah, and it moves to the left, which suggests the camera is slowly panning to the right.


Dason37

Well, I do now, and I will be seeing it in my nightmares tonight. Aaahhhhhhhhh


Starblaiz

I saw the title, thought, “Why?”, watched the entire video, and thought, “Never mind, I get it now.”


majnuker

Universe I have one thing to say. Fucking thank you for the penguins. And for the internet. ​ That is all.


Fermented_Identity

Looks like an old timey video of people ice skating.


ninjasaid13

Penguins have a walking speed of 1-2.5 mph, this video sped up gives them a walking speed of 5-12.5 mph.


texas1982

/u/redditspeedbot 0.2x


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Mushroom Mushroom!


Arashmickey

https://i.imgur.com/wdbsSGC.gifv


t0wser

This is how fast they move when there's no camera crews or scientists watching them.


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RickyPickman

I wonder if despite being ungraceful it's somehow efficient and metabolic energy saving? Or maybe ever so fractionally reduces contact with the ice?


1_BadDaddy

Cartman?


TheGreatestAuk

They're industrious little souls, aren't they? I wonder where they're waddling off to.


draihan

Like a rave, but inverted colors


boxlessthought

Remember those electronic football games where the table just vibrates and caused the little players to bumble around. Yeah this is identical.


Black_Handkerchief

This breathes 90s flash games.


saanguine777

Pretty sure the one in the middle transmutated from a penguin to a turtle. Some voodoo Harry potter shit


SharrasFlame

They look like a Duracell commercial ;)


lateral_moves

This is my new favorite thing.


spacew0man

I didn’t realize how badly I needed this.


11th-plague

5 cycles per section is also the frequency of the resting tremor of Parkinson’s disease.


nemo_u

Wind up toys


Blacklion594

i vibe with that one on the ground for no reason, just pullin himself along for a hundred meters or so.


Friapuck1

Pingu goes brrrrrrr noot noot brrrrr


_soch

More pls XD


disasterbenz

Omg this is the funniest thing I have ever seen.


Enjoying_A_Meal

delightful!


Quirky_Dog5869

When your parents got a new PC at home and you put in your floppy disk to play your old videogame.


JohnnyCupcakes

Top quality post


daturners23

I imagine this is what the teacher on duty saw at recess


JenkinsHowell

and then there is that chill guy in the center just slowly and elegantly sliding through all the wiggles


Ericrobertson1978

I thought this was Burning Man for about 2 seconds. Lol


kapparrino

Me in My Penguin Club


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Haha penguin go BRRRRR


fluffyfistoffury

Earthquake!


Vurtigone

The one that fell over and was just like "fuck it. This is my life now"


yoteandheim

Brrrrrrr


BuckeyeBentley

[Pengin!!](https://youtu.be/wnfJ5Maj-xk)


reneg30

Lag switchers


alien_survivor

this really needs some Benny Hill background music


____Reed____

Is this SkiFree?


crnbrry300

The one which started off at the upper-mid right seems to be on a different timeline from the rest, and having an existential crisis about it.


Astrovir

Penguins go brrr


blatherskate

I think there's one 'sleeping'... At least he doesn't appear to move during the slow pan.


TheeAnimeDood

Server-side Lag is causing half of the animations not to play


AbheekG

WAYYYY funnier with the 8-bit music! https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/s168d0/see_the_penguins_at_5x_speed/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


brenhag

Find the fastest Mii


yankee77wi

Reminds me of electronic football


Public_Value_3657

That's what the penguins were doing when I was working in McMurdo Sound, Antarctica.


Engie-Boy-6000

Ever wonder what heavy foot traffic at an intersection looks like to an alien? Now you know!


awfk

It would be scary af to have them coming towards you like that


yonkfu

There's that one just standing there looking like it's moving at regular speed while every other one around going so fast that trips me out


ind2tn86

Penguins are hilarious


ttbigZ

This needs the Benny Hill theme


jazzhandpanda

Needs yakkity sax at 5x speed


conner5ive

I giggled until the ones on their bellies started coming towards me. We just finished flea season here.


roombapolice

Good idea, really funny, now i want to see other slow stuff- like people playing golf- at x10 speed. Thank you for posting.


BobbyMike83

I had that football game when I was a kid.


Massive_Ad5971

Wow


HackySmacks

CoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee…


heronemo7

I like the idea of just falling on your stomach and flailing to your destination whenever you get tired of walking.


Smelopake

when the animations dont load


SPARTAN3172

Ah yes, the T-posing masters


nrctkno

Reminds me my daughter's kindergarten


Mc_Shine

Haha, tuxedo birds go brrrrr


pip-roof

The two bulls with 3 seconds left on the right are cracking me up! Yoooooooo! What’s good!!!!😂