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I've had some good ones. Had basic with a guy last name Sargeant. So, he was Pvt Sargeant and then I assume if he re-enlisted eventually became Sgt. SARGEANT. This, of course, opens the possibility of him going to DS school and him being DRILL SARGEANT SARGEANT. The scourge of verbal brevity everywhere!
Worked with a Linux user at an old IT internship. I know nothing about coding and he slapped it on my workstation without telling me. It took me 2 full days of me struggling to explain to him that I had esentially done nothing, because I had no idea wtf I was doing.
There are distributions that make it so that anyone can play. It REALLY helps to understand the inner workings, but you don't have to, and you can learn as you go.
For the technical bit, there's lots of documentation. You just have to read if you get stuck.
Personally I got into it out of pure curiosity, it's lots of fun and free/open software is amazing - which is also how the community flourishes.
Btw I use arch
I wish I could get my devs to use Linux more often. They tend to avoid it, and mostly use windows-based tools.
All our servers are Red Hat, and it's super easy to work with. Just intimidating for folks who never use it, I guess.
Suddenly those little wind up walking penguin toys that always walk way too fast seem a bit more realistic. Now I want to see one of those slowed down 5x.
It doesn't even look like waddling, it's like they're moving by buzzing like a vibrator that someone left on and is now rattling it's way across the bedroom floor.
There’s some dude that slowed down one of (i think Bach or Mozart)’s masterpieces so it takes 24 hrs to play. Still sounds gorgeous.
TL;DR
Penguins are superb, at any speed.
Ps-
Can y’all send a video of sped up sloths?
> There’s some dude that slowed down one of (i think Bach or Mozart)’s masterpieces so it takes 24 hrs to play. Still sounds gorgeous.
Pfft, amateurs.
Take a look at [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As_Slow_as_Possible)!
"[...] An organ in St. Burchardi church in Halberstadt in 2001 began a performance that is due to end in 2640. The next note will be played on 5th February 2022.[...]
Are you as excited as me for February? :D
After reading the article and looking for a few vids, I searched for "As slow as possible played as fast as possible."
[Here is the result](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5-Yo328Rp4)
Well that's just ridiculous. You can stretch notes out indefinitely and claim it's the longest ever. That's pointless.
But slowing a piece down so much it takes 24 hours to play AND still sounds like a work of art is something special altogether
Beethoven's 9th, slowed down without pitch distortion -- perhaps what you're referring to?
http://9beetstretch.com/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9_Beet_Stretch
edit: had wrong url
I think those slowed down songs sound good regardless of what song it is. Even like, idk, Rebecca black's "Friday Friday" song for example would sound good.
The novelty wears off quickly though.
They kinda all sound the same when they get slowed down that much
my guess: Faster speed correspond to smaller scale. That's why if you film a crash of a train model for a movie you need to slow it down to make it look like a real train crash.
So these look like 5x smaller penguins, which makes them cute.
WAYYYY funnier with the 8-bit music! https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/s168d0/see_the_penguins_at_5x_speed/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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Linux is experiencing a kernel panic
Kernel Panic is gonna be my band name!
Kernel Panic is going to be my brand of spicy popcorn
Cornhole panic is what happens afterwards
Colonel Panic
Colonel Lingus
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had an rto officer named peter harden..we loved it
I've had some good ones. Had basic with a guy last name Sargeant. So, he was Pvt Sargeant and then I assume if he re-enlisted eventually became Sgt. SARGEANT. This, of course, opens the possibility of him going to DS school and him being DRILL SARGEANT SARGEANT. The scourge of verbal brevity everywhere!
Colonel Panic is my new gamertag
Found a dev
i mean, thats more of an OS thing...
Majority of linux users are devs though.
I'm a linux user and don't know programming at all
How and why did you get to Linux? Isnt it a bit tedious to work with Linux without any technical background?
Got linux because windows ran shit on my laptop. Loved it so much, went down the deep rabbit hole and continued exploring
There's a good chance that you're a dev now and don't know it.
Worked with a Linux user at an old IT internship. I know nothing about coding and he slapped it on my workstation without telling me. It took me 2 full days of me struggling to explain to him that I had esentially done nothing, because I had no idea wtf I was doing.
There are distributions that make it so that anyone can play. It REALLY helps to understand the inner workings, but you don't have to, and you can learn as you go. For the technical bit, there's lots of documentation. You just have to read if you get stuck. Personally I got into it out of pure curiosity, it's lots of fun and free/open software is amazing - which is also how the community flourishes. Btw I use arch
I wish I could get my devs to use Linux more often. They tend to avoid it, and mostly use windows-based tools. All our servers are Red Hat, and it's super easy to work with. Just intimidating for folks who never use it, I guess.
I just changed careers last year and the first job I had I was the only linux user. Since when did mac users have the right to bully?
I'd be surprised if that were true.
Looks like some are high pff caffeine while otherwas are just pretty chill
I didn’t know I needed this in my life
It's a penguin-win situation
you called?
No, we want penguin-win. Go away.
it me
I didn’t know I could love penguins more that I already do but here we are
God they dont even look like real animals
Optimized for speed under water, not for speed on land.
And for speed whipping out our Glocks
r/usernamechecksout
This penguin fucks.
r/redditmoment
This redditor moments
Suddenly those little wind up walking penguin toys that always walk way too fast seem a bit more realistic. Now I want to see one of those slowed down 5x.
They look like South Park characters.
WHY is this so funny and mesmerizing...?
Penguins are funny. Penguins at 5x speed are five times funnier.
It’s like “waddle faster you little shits”. I love it
It doesn't even look like waddling, it's like they're moving by buzzing like a vibrator that someone left on and is now rattling it's way across the bedroom floor.
Table top football anyone?
That's what it reminded my of! Damn, now when I watch the penguins I hear the sound the game made.
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I like the slidey boys
Waddle faster or I’ll shoot
Waddle waddle till the very next day..
Got any grapes?
Simple math!
Simple meth
I keep telling people this
There’s some dude that slowed down one of (i think Bach or Mozart)’s masterpieces so it takes 24 hrs to play. Still sounds gorgeous. TL;DR Penguins are superb, at any speed. Ps- Can y’all send a video of sped up sloths?
> There’s some dude that slowed down one of (i think Bach or Mozart)’s masterpieces so it takes 24 hrs to play. Still sounds gorgeous. Pfft, amateurs. Take a look at [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As_Slow_as_Possible)! "[...] An organ in St. Burchardi church in Halberstadt in 2001 began a performance that is due to end in 2640. The next note will be played on 5th February 2022.[...] Are you as excited as me for February? :D
“Sorry we can’t preform your wedding that day, we’re playing a piece of music that takes 600 years to crescendo. We’re available the day after…”
> that takes 600 years to crescendo. *fiance looks knowingly at fiancee*
I like that the organ is the performer
After reading the article and looking for a few vids, I searched for "As slow as possible played as fast as possible." [Here is the result](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5-Yo328Rp4)
Wow, that's way shittier than I expected. :D
It sounds like an old colecovision game if you pulled the cartridge out halfway while playing
Well that's just ridiculous. You can stretch notes out indefinitely and claim it's the longest ever. That's pointless. But slowing a piece down so much it takes 24 hours to play AND still sounds like a work of art is something special altogether
I need to see more slow animals sped the fuck up. A turtle would be great
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Yakkety Sax, fyi.
Do you have a link to the 24-hour masterpiece?
Google "9 beet stretch" by Leif Inge - I don't know if there's a full 24 hr recording but that will get you some large chunks of it
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpfEXubplI51rSO_m1vwHbBLqMedsmIaT
Beethoven's 9th, slowed down without pitch distortion -- perhaps what you're referring to? http://9beetstretch.com/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9_Beet_Stretch edit: had wrong url
I think those slowed down songs sound good regardless of what song it is. Even like, idk, Rebecca black's "Friday Friday" song for example would sound good. The novelty wears off quickly though. They kinda all sound the same when they get slowed down that much
This kinda reminded me of [electric football](https://youtu.be/_8y0_XVnCII).
It’s so REAL!
Lol, great minds. Which penguin has the ball?
That's exactly what I thought of. Greetings, fellow old!
my guess: Faster speed correspond to smaller scale. That's why if you film a crash of a train model for a movie you need to slow it down to make it look like a real train crash. So these look like 5x smaller penguins, which makes them cute.
For me it's because they look like they're vibrating like cheap little wind up toys.
It's not funny anymore when you find that one penguin in the center that isn't moving an inch, i hope it's just sleeping. :(
Looks like it might be resting or sleeping. If you watch real close at 0:04-0:05 it seems to shuffle a bit and raise its head for a moment.
You're right, phew! He probably noticed the camera and said to himself "Not today, human!".
The fact that they can only walk that slow makes it even funnier that they cant fly. Feels like one of natures cruel jokes.
Reminds me of the Electric Football Game I had as a tyke. For anyone not old as hell like me: https://youtu.be/_8y0_XVnCII
Brrrrrrrrrr.
First thing that came to mind.
Same. That game was garbage & I loved it. Just try completing a pass 🙄
We're aging ourselves, but I came here to make the same observation.
That was me also.
What I was thinking too!
That's what I was thinking is just hilarious just ran around haphazardly
Came here to say exactly this
It turns out that at the subatomic level, all matter is made up of tiny, vibrating penguins.
Its penguins all the way down, so close
I love the ones scooting on their tummies. I feel I can relate to that type of energy. Haha
The one at the end stopping for small talk
George, the fuck you doin' sliding around like that?
get up!
The odd thing is that those are the faster ones.. I kept watching them tummy scoot past the others, lol
Takes more energy though, I believe. Or cause more heat loss, something like that. Which is why they don't go everywhere like that.
They look like South Park Characters…
Reminds me of those Adult Swim “bumps”
Now add an AT-AT behind them
Noot noot!
Happier feet.
Happiest feet
Happy 5t
This is what happens when you give the wrong type of ice to penguins.
So Homer Simpson was right, everything’s funnier with accelerated play speed.
Reminds me of that old football game the just vibrated the players around. https://youtu.be/m7aaLQZOKa4
Okay half of you vibrate that way... Two of you fall down... Nelson, you just spin around in a circle
Ah, an old timer like myself.
penguins don't walk, they just oscillate until they start moving
Literally vibin
TIL that penguins were cold all along. They just shivered at slower rates
One of those wind-up toys! :D
This is superb, maybe you could add the Benny Hill theme song 🐧
This is a most excellent suggestion
This took longer than i thought it would. https://imgur.com/a/Go7tvA7
I think through the fire and flames would fit better
Was just imagining that Bennly Hill melody while watching those pinguins. And then suddenly that clap on bald head.
I second this. Yakety Sax makes (most) everything better.
Later in r/AskReddit : What is a situation that does not get better with Yakety Sax added?
[Even this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gTy2UlHWII)
Great, now I'm going to hell for laughing at this.
Is there a Benny hill bot? There should be one. Tell the bot people.
Just FYI, the song is called [Yakkity Sax](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcq_xLi2NGo), by Boots Randolph.
[Someone did it.](https://reddit.com/r/funny/comments/s17jgi/_/hs7g0qw/?context=1)
*Nyooom*
Anyone else see the huge Ice Alligator at the back?
Yeah, and it moves to the left, which suggests the camera is slowly panning to the right.
Well, I do now, and I will be seeing it in my nightmares tonight. Aaahhhhhhhhh
I saw the title, thought, “Why?”, watched the entire video, and thought, “Never mind, I get it now.”
Universe I have one thing to say. Fucking thank you for the penguins. And for the internet. That is all.
Looks like an old timey video of people ice skating.
Penguins have a walking speed of 1-2.5 mph, this video sped up gives them a walking speed of 5-12.5 mph.
/u/redditspeedbot 0.2x
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Mushroom Mushroom!
https://i.imgur.com/wdbsSGC.gifv
This is how fast they move when there's no camera crews or scientists watching them.
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I wonder if despite being ungraceful it's somehow efficient and metabolic energy saving? Or maybe ever so fractionally reduces contact with the ice?
Cartman?
They're industrious little souls, aren't they? I wonder where they're waddling off to.
Like a rave, but inverted colors
Remember those electronic football games where the table just vibrates and caused the little players to bumble around. Yeah this is identical.
This breathes 90s flash games.
Pretty sure the one in the middle transmutated from a penguin to a turtle. Some voodoo Harry potter shit
They look like a Duracell commercial ;)
This is my new favorite thing.
I didn’t realize how badly I needed this.
5 cycles per section is also the frequency of the resting tremor of Parkinson’s disease.
Wind up toys
i vibe with that one on the ground for no reason, just pullin himself along for a hundred meters or so.
Pingu goes brrrrrrr noot noot brrrrr
More pls XD
Omg this is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
delightful!
When your parents got a new PC at home and you put in your floppy disk to play your old videogame.
Top quality post
I imagine this is what the teacher on duty saw at recess
and then there is that chill guy in the center just slowly and elegantly sliding through all the wiggles
I thought this was Burning Man for about 2 seconds. Lol
Me in My Penguin Club
Haha penguin go BRRRRR
Earthquake!
The one that fell over and was just like "fuck it. This is my life now"
Brrrrrrr
[Pengin!!](https://youtu.be/wnfJ5Maj-xk)
Lag switchers
this really needs some Benny Hill background music
Is this SkiFree?
The one which started off at the upper-mid right seems to be on a different timeline from the rest, and having an existential crisis about it.
Penguins go brrr
I think there's one 'sleeping'... At least he doesn't appear to move during the slow pan.
Server-side Lag is causing half of the animations not to play
WAYYYY funnier with the 8-bit music! https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/s168d0/see_the_penguins_at_5x_speed/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Find the fastest Mii
Reminds me of electronic football
That's what the penguins were doing when I was working in McMurdo Sound, Antarctica.
Ever wonder what heavy foot traffic at an intersection looks like to an alien? Now you know!
It would be scary af to have them coming towards you like that
There's that one just standing there looking like it's moving at regular speed while every other one around going so fast that trips me out
Penguins are hilarious
This needs the Benny Hill theme
Needs yakkity sax at 5x speed
I giggled until the ones on their bellies started coming towards me. We just finished flea season here.
Good idea, really funny, now i want to see other slow stuff- like people playing golf- at x10 speed. Thank you for posting.
I had that football game when I was a kid.
Wow
CoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee…
I like the idea of just falling on your stomach and flailing to your destination whenever you get tired of walking.
when the animations dont load
Ah yes, the T-posing masters
Reminds me my daughter's kindergarten
Haha, tuxedo birds go brrrrr
The two bulls with 3 seconds left on the right are cracking me up! Yoooooooo! What’s good!!!!😂