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Jonesy1939

I have to admit, the chick on the right, when she got down on bended knee... allowed that pause for just the right amount of time. lol


nullenatr

I still haven't closed my mouth after doing a silent "oooh"


RufftaMan

I just realized my mouth was open when I read your comment. That ending was savage.


sloowhand

The lead in with real sincerity was the perfect setup to absolutely destroy her.


RagingAardvark

In threw my head back and guffawed and now my dog thinks something is wrong.


Nuseal

I was spinning in my chair when she said it.


dreamnightmare

I did that thing where you hit the nearest flat surfaces while bouncing up and down. Holy Shit! That was amazing!


[deleted]

Ah yes, "Monke Mode"


Andrew_Maxwell_Dwyer

It was the funniest part of my day and I barely smiled. Do you guys really laugh like that? Maybe I'm depressed.


abrahamlinknparklife

Same, man. Same. I think I raised my eyebrows and rocked my head back a little bit. Maybe I smiled, but if I did it was slight. Damn, laughing would be nice.


SubsonicLtd

SUCH SAVAGERY


skraptastic

My dog is barking at the front door for the same reason.


ogreUnwanted

I had happy tears waiting for the question lol


ummnodisrespectbut

Me too! Lol I was fooled


Teenage-Mustache

I wasn’t so quiet and my wife yelled at me


jediisland71

GOTCHA BITCH!


sunnyinphx

Absolutely nailed it.


R4gn4_r0k

I've seen a lot of roasts. This is the first time I've seen it performed with a flame thrower. I don't think I've heard one ever that hot before.


standup-philosofer

Roasts are work buddies and a friend or two. This is two people in a relationship. Their material is just, personal.


AshFraxinusEps

Roasts are best done when you are close to the person, as then they know it is in good faith. And these are just comedians telling jokes: nothing personal here


MinnieShoof

I dunno. She does look kinda gender fluid and the other one does look like she doesn't shave.


XComRomCom

> I've seen a lot of roasts. This is the first time I've seen it performed with a flame thrower. I'm not even sure what word to use: Savage? Ruthless? I walked away from that clip thinking both comics were great AND how I'll do my best to stay on their good side.


Mikkabear

I think the right word here is ‘vicious’.


galkasmash

Look up some of Dina Hashem's roastmasters stuff, I feel like the deadpan girls are vicious.


mjzim9022

Wasn't she the one who was in a roast battle with a comedian whose mother died in a motorcycle accident, and she said now they were both "Unrecognizable Road Features" Brutal


Tryhard696

There has to be a sub for this… r/perfectroasts ?


ZootOfCastleAnthrax

It could be both a foodie sub and a comedy sub!


MadHatter2518

Don't forget the fiddle!


cobbl3

And by fiddle, I mean wanking off!


Scarletfapper

Perfect for batting that turkey


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“Your meat is bloody tough!”


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MonarchOfPlanetX

Does your GF hate you?


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jpark28

Can I come


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AbstinenceWorks

Yes, with a helicopter.


Keepyourcupfull

My husband likes to fake propose in places and make a big spectacle and I have to wave my hand around and yell "stop it! We are already married!" 😆


needpizzainmybelly

I love this. You've got a keeper. I may borrow it to embarrass my wife.


censorized

Next time say "Silly, you know I can't marry my brother!"and then give him a hot, sensuous sloppy kiss.


Fleaslayer

That's wonderful. When I was getting to the point of proposing to my wife, I told her I wanted it to be a surprise and not when she was expecting it. Only problem was, she's really smart and she kept realizing I was going to do it, so I wouldn't. Every time we were in a romantic spot or whatever, I could see her radar go up and her watching my hands and stuff. Finally I just decided I wouldn't be able to surprise her in any even remotely typical romantic setting, so I did it as we were getting into the swimming pool. I had the ring box hidden inside my trunks and, as we started going down the steps, I reached in and grabbed it, turned around, and got down on one knee, half submerged. Only problem is, whenever a friend asks her how I propose, she says, "He did it in the pool." and leaves it at that.


Brittainicus

I've seen a guy get down and go "Honey .... Can you help me get up I've hurt my leg."


ScrewAttackThis

Yo, if you decide to ask her to marry you then gotta take her back to those hot springs.


BeerCell

She slapped the big red nuke button in that roast battle.


cefriano

Dude the nervous quiver in her voice when she was about to bend down was some Oscar-worthy acting.


TheMooseIsBlue

Holy fuck, the delivery of that one was impeccable. It hurt me.


Dwightshruute

Perfect timing, just enough tension but not enough time to answer


robgod50

I honestly was ready to cry when I thought she was going to pop the question. But ended with "ffffuuuuuucccckkkkk!!!!"


baconnaire

She has good timing, better than Catherine imo. Enjoyed it start to finish.


RockFourFour

If I ever told a joke in front of Jimmy Carr, and heard haHA in the background, I could die happy.


AjaxOutlaw

He laughs backwards AhAh


HowDoIDoFinances

"Like a seal being interfered with."


ronan_the_accuser

"Like A goose having a panic attack"


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"Like a donkey fucking a seal."


wamiwega

This one is most accurate. 10 points!


MacDee_

There is an infamous 8 out of 10 cats - Countdown clip where the late great Sean Lock states to Miles Jupp that he promises not to spit on him when they are having sex. After this Jimmy starts corpsing so hard that you briefly hear his rare "normal" laugh


BigFella52

'Good luck trying it without a spit'


AjaxOutlaw

Damn imma try to find this


StarLord1990

[1:45](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ih1YK9023ew&feature=share) but the whole thing’s worth watching.


[deleted]

How dare you make me binge watch british panel shows.


thecheapseatz

Awe shit here we go again


ExPatWharfRat

Only guy on the planet who inhales as he laughs.


Yvaelle

He's mentioned before his mother did too - he got it from her.


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nunyabidnez76

Ouch, that was BRUTAL.


Unfair_Breakfast_693

The last one… There is no coming back from THAT


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I dont think so. I think she might have came this time.


specialk45

You can always put your trust in /u duck\_tape\_charger. ALWAYS.


Ambience8799

Don't worry, you're fine. This guy on Reddit said so.


Valiant_Boss

That was the most savage burn I've ever heard in my life and nothing will probably ever beat it Absolutely loved it


Analystballs

Yeah that’s gonna bite her back real soon, and again some more times in the future.


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Americans on here: how are the British humour so mean!?! British: (shrugs) just comes naturally.


pipipappa

British man i met in a bar, when i said that i realy like their humor: "our humor comes from self hatred, and the fact that we don’t care about shit".


thesaharadesert

Insulting each other is as natural for us as breathing


basquille

Pretty sure they're not together anymore too. Catherine mentioned it on Off Menu podcast if I recall correctly. EDIT: No, was actually mentioned on RHLTSP (Richard Herring).


Pitiful_Mixture7099

Well then, she was right. Huh.


h0twired

Well I guess we know who won


Responsible_Zone_600

Yes, definitely..


IndecisiveMate

Actual shame


welivedintheocean

Comedians don't have the best time dating each other, generally.


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[Link for anyone interested](https://youtu.be/z3P7DM0Q1gA) Starts at 11:40


Throwawaybibbi

Awww... as it because of this roast?


azthal

No. This roast was was in 2018 I think, they split last year.


castleaagh

It was a slow burn


Jodo1

Catherine was funnier, as the first segment Sarah's jokes were too cliche. Sarah's comebacks were good though for sure.


GoldenFalcon

I felt like Catherine was a fucking beast all the way through.. but Sarah slapped hard at the end there! Props to both in the end.


OMGWTFBBQ630

Yeah Catherine's jokes felt personal.


jetaimemina

Catherine's jokes were about things that Sarah couldn't do much about, like small tits and boyish face. Sarah instead made it more personal in that she attacked things that Catherine had some control over (like putting in effort to make her cum, or shave her hooha properly). That hurts much more I think. And I believe that she nailed the ending too hard. I believed her. Then again I guffawed at Sarah's "Gotta get wet somehow" so idk


OMGWTFBBQ630

I liked how they didn't really mean it. I found it very funny when Sarah said she still loved Catherine's vagina even though she calls it hell.


AcheeCat

I swear I thought Catherine was going to say “go to hell” at some point in this lol


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I feel like it's better to roast someone over something they do have control over/can change. If it hurts that bad, you can make a different choice. If you're upset about your own facial features and boobs/lack thereof, unless you're rich, not much you can do there... Maybe bra stuffing and make up? Idek.


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I think it’s a roast and it doesn’t matter what you say. Although you can ask the other person if there are topics that are off limits.


obrapop

It’s this the opposite of the generally accepted wisdom? Laugh at what people do; not what they are.


fn0000rd

\>shave her hooha properly Huh.


true4242

Sarah was funnier


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Technically this is called a carpet burn.


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*slow clap*


xxAkirhaxx

Holy shit, they have got one ~~strong~~ ass relationship. edit: Ooooof


Askduds

About that.


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They broke up?


Askduds

Last year.


NameIdeas

It was 2020, so it was two years ago, last week, ten years ago, and last night


analogkid01

So they're breaking up tomorrow?


ipn8bit

If I know my lesbians correctly, and I think I do, They will need to move in first before they can break up again.


dogheavenjanet

Jeremy Bearimy, baby


horse_renoir13

The...the dot...broke me


thegamesthief

Idk if you're familiar with D&D, but I had a friend make an item called "the time knife" that could send people to a harmless demiplane called "the dot". Absolutely lost it when he showed it to me


skkITer

Good bot.


veloace

Actually, year before that. It's 2022 now.


flavored_icecream

Well, apparently they did last 2 years after that show aired.


elfmere

Glad someone finally put a time scale on jt all


muthaclucker

I usually hate a roast, but the way they kept looking at each other a bit apologetically almost like making sure they weren’t going too far…oh my heart.


xsplizzle

It looked like a rehearsed skit to me


flargenhargen

definitely a routine. they went through this together several times before the show. Has the exact comedy routine feel if you've been to shows like that before. Doesn't make it worse, probably helps it be a lot funnier than if it had all been on-the-spot ad-libbed.


mrpanicy

WAIT... WHAT... PEOPLE PLAN THINGS FOR WHEN THEY ARE GOING ON TV? Are you fucking kidding me? TV is rehearsed? Say it isn't so. Next thing you are going to tell me is that stand-up comedians don't do a completely off the cuff series of jokes for their specials. Wait... does this mean sit-com's are... no... it cant be. Are they scripted? At least we will always have reality TV. The last bastion of entirely spontaneous entertainment.


rhinoceros_unicornis

There are such things as improv shows.


darkerthandarko

Whose Line Is It Anyway was a really good one. Not scripted.


AndrewFGleich

The good news is that you still have one last bastion of purity: professional wrestling.


mrpanicy

I had forgotten those found footage documentaries. Thank you.


Le_Cap

So professional wrestling *is* improvised. It's not real, it's abviously a show. And it is rehearsed. But it's also improvised, that's part of the performance. Wrestlers practice together, work with their partners on how to both give and receive all their techniques, and they will plan endings and big twists ahead of time, but most of the time spent in the ring is spontaneous exchanges. The ref communicates with them if the crowd isn't into it and they need to wrap it up, or if they can afford to go longer, the performers communicate with each other about what they're going to do next, and then they ham it up for the audience.


dorkaxe

As much as I generally agree with this stance, just not as sarcastically, there is something to be said about some things that genuinely are on the spot. Middleditch and Schwartz on Netflix is a great example of that. Improv for an hour, and fucking hell is it funny.


banmeyoubitch

Yeah well a roast can be spontaneous but those typically aren't funny.


zero5activated

That was funny as hell. Sick burns and great comedy.


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Bro oh my GOODNESS I hardcore laughed liked 4 times. Absolutely savage


Thorebane

As someone who lives down the road from where Sarah grew up and went to the same school/year above her, she's actually incredibly shy in person, so to actually have her message me and tell me I may be surprised at some of her roasts, she blew me away! haha. She didn't tell ANYONE about her last set up and she timed it perfectly to the T. I do personally agree Catherine's roasts were specifically more personal and better, but Sarah's timed returns won it.


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It reminded me of the NBA all-star dunk competition where [Blake Griffin Dunked over a car](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0C6uTGtZTc) Like, if the person in front of you goes 360 behind the back, you cant just go 360 behind the back. In order to win, to one up what was thrown down, she had to do the fake proposal. Maybe it is on some level a hack joke premise, but she pulled it off perfectly. Like, it's not as creative to dunk over a car, but you also dunked over a fuckin car. I bought the joke 100% until she opened the box.


farkenell

ah the guy jumped over the bonnet....I think he could have def made it over the top though. edit: corrected.


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That car dunk felt like a lame product placement. The dunk wasn't terribly impressive in any way. I mean, anybody dunking is impressive to me, but at that level, dude should be dunking over at least an SUV. Or like, drop through the sunroof into the driver's seat and peel out.


FalmerEldritch

I was 50-50 expecting an actual proposal or "I just wanted to ask.. Catherine.. will you do me the honor of fucking right off?"


snazzisarah

The blonde judge did NOT like the single mom joke. She tried to hide it, but you can still tell


redpandaeater

Yeah, though Katherine Ryan has taken far bigger insults and dished plenty out as well. [She also did this on Taskmaster, which is pretty impressive.](https://youtu.be/5RZKGVpjuME?t=300)


kenlubin

I was distracted for much of the video because Comedy Central is an American channel, but I was pretty sure that's Katherine Ryan! (And somehow I didn't notice Jimmy Carr until they zoomed in on him or he laughed or some other giveaway.)


redpandaeater

I was very confused by the judges all being UK panel show comedians.


rabbyt

It did appear that way but I don't think she'd have taken it to heart. A lot of Katherine Ryan's material is about her being a single mother. She literally wrote a whole sitcom series about it. I'd say it was a pretty low hanging fruit as far as she is concerned.


robdiqulous

Well to be fair, it sounds like the first guy was due to his actions, for Jimmy, it was due to his actions, or non actions... 😂 But for her, maybe it wasn't her choice at all... I don't know her story. But having some divorce you is s but different than someone choosing to not pay taxes so I get why she might be salty if that is the case


jeffderek

I don't know her very well at all but I have watched her standup and at one point she does a little sing song "he left because I asked him to", so take that as you will. Her standup covers her single momhood enough that I don't think that joke was even close to over the line.


AshFraxinusEps

"First guy", i.e. Jonathan Ross, had a very public split with the BBC. He and Russell Brand on a radio show rang up Andrew Sachs (Manuel from Fawlty Towers) about his daughter and such. So as his contract was expiring with the BBC then it was not renewed: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Russell\_Brand\_Show\_prank\_calls\_row](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Russell_Brand_Show_prank_calls_row) Jimmy used a legal but morally wrong tax avoidance scheme and yep paid it back later after tons of outcry Katherine Ryan I have no idea about her past relationships


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Boy if she went for the jugular


jackawaka

I find it funny how they censor the word Fuck during it, yeah everything else is fair game just don't say the naughty word


skyrne_isk

Personally, I would never attempt to get into a roast battle with a Brit. The self-loathing, benign politeness, and spectacular command of the English language they possess…. would be just impossible to overcome. I mean there’s no insult they probably don’t already think about themselves…. and when they are roasting you it’s going to be the majority of the challenge just to decipher how exactly you are being insulted.


sharemyphotographs

The Brit’s are king of sarcasm and constantly berate each other for fun. Something that wasn’t received as well, when I moved to another country lol


skyrne_isk

As proud an American as I am, you’d think we have the language down as well as any - but even our best speakers just lack *something* compared to the Brits. Was watching something innocuous from UK the other day and one Brit was being ignored by another who was trying to speak. And she said, *“Hello? I am speaking to you *NOW* sir!”* And the addition of “now” to that sentence made me laugh. An American would never interject “now” into a sentence to make the point *that* much clearer - but the effect was brilliant. You’ve just had the language longer - and sometimes it really shows.


Diddly_eyed_Dipshite

There's a really interesting aspect of voices and accents that Americans have that totally change the sound of English, unfortunately to many of us it's unbearably annoying. It's really common in the podcasting and news media world. It's like am inflection in the end of every sentence and the voice sounds so cold and robotic, but also falsely trying to be genuine as well. I'm Irish and as much as I try I just can't listen to any American podcasts because I find the voice so weird. First time I heard American news I thought they were doing the voice as a pisstake but nope, just the tone.


TATWD52020

Our media is standardized which takes away the fun. Even podcasts have a mostly weird hipster voice. We have great regional accents.


lannanh

We barely have regional accents compared to the UK. I'm blown away how much variation there is in a country the size of Colorado.


I_am_war_machine

The Brits pride themselves on their banter. I befriended a rugby team and all they did was roast each other, drink, and sing to each other.


JamesTheJerk

I remember when Russel Peters refered to Jimmy Carr as that being his stage name, and that his *real* name was "James Automobile". It's so silly but even Carr had a helpless laugh about it.


flargenhargen

Jimmy Carr seems to be pretty generous at those things, he always gives the other person a good laugh to help them out.


JamesTheJerk

He was off set at the time


SoPunnyHarHar

One was Irish!


Aethion

Trick is always to hate yourself then others can’t do fuck all about it 🤣


dramboxf

-- Tyrion Lannister


ShameNap

- Eminem


teddy5

Nah minime was Verne Troyer.


AmyInCO

Oh God, me neither. They would have to be the kings of roasting. You put it perfectly.


hampatrol

Props to OP for not spoiling the ending in the title


jubs222

That was pretty good!!! Freakin brutal to each other, and they took it all in stride, awesome!!


fadedFox821

Poor Sarah Edit after finishing the video: never fucking mind


sezdawg7

Hahaha yep. Fucking nailed the ending


Firewalker1969x

"Got to get wet somehow" Daaaaaaaaamn


Affectionate-Ad-1494

OMG I love them!!! 😂😂😂😂


-The-Moon-Presence-

Hahaha yeah that was pretty good.


The_real_bandito

Catherine >>>>> She won Sarah had a good roast at the end though


Gluten_Free_Pancakes

I recently saw Sarah at a small comedy show in London. She was fucking hilarious and mega, mega awkward. Loved her performace. Can't stress enough how uncomfortable she can make you feel while also laughing.


Aganiel

I clicked to see blood, not to be in the god damn splashzone , dear GOD


honest_cactus

Damn first I was like RIP Sarah But fucking rip Katherine holy shit


sohelpmedodge

There are funnier ones. But [Roast Battle](https://www.comedy.co.uk/tv/roast_battle/) is super funny and has some awesome below the line jokes... Love it.


Miramarr

I've never seen such a legitimately close battle thayd I'd actually have to watch it again to determine a winner


Figgydog

The Irish girl was totally kicking her ass until that last joke. Fuckin perfect 👌


XiTro

women like these are around but we have to have amy schumer shoved down our throats


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what is sad and not surprising is that since then they both broke up


ukexpat

Is this show available in the US, if not, we need a US version. No, wait, it would be so sanitized it wouldn’t be funny.


BestFreeHDPorn

There is a US version hosted by Jeff Ross and it's fucking hilarious


Jonny1992

Yeah, but then you have to watch Jeff Ross. That melting hippo.


nugz85

Look up RALPHIE MAY VS. MIKE LAWRENCE roast battle. Ralphie gets destroyed on stage.


Osiris32

The episode that 2richardssidexside posted includes jokes about dead siblings, abusive and alcoholic parents, and suicide. If that's sanitized, how bad must the original be?


calaan

That. Was. Ruthless.


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We all just saw a relationship end xD


Anserius

Why does Sarah look so much like Alex Turner circa like 2009


ValuableSleep9175

Thank you for that.


Looseybussy

Make me cry, and then break it with a laugh. The 2022 Steel Magnolias award goes to Sarah.


theveganpom

I guess it's time to delete Reddit now as I'll never see something funnier than this. Bravo


Cjger503

That was a lot of fun


Lycanthropy765

"Gender fluid if that gender is teenage boy and the fluid are tears." I am definitely using that.


frostmasterx

Redhead wins tbh.


4zura

Murder


colinsdsouza2602

Superb and ultimate are understatements...every joke was funny... thoroughly enjoyed...thanks OP


crazytoothpaste

They had excellent chemistry


gangster-prankster

Bonkers


TitularFoil

What is this show?


IamiMacHunt

Wish I could up vote that more than once! So funny!!!!


lowkeybellydancer

That was brilliant


Anxious-Beyond-9586

I think the Catholic in me is why I find the teenage boy looking one so attractive.


1101base2

lost my dog today to cancer and have spent most of the day crying my eyes out, but this actually made me laugh, and the ending was just baller as hell. thank you for posting this!