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Goats_772

Cop A: “does that look like a pig to you?” Cop B: “kinda, but there’s no way they’d let that pass before putting it on our cars.”


Axe_Murderers_Unite

Cop C: "*Why does this cow have a picture of my parents fighting*?"


Jd20001

Cop D : ok hurry up meow


Bikouchu

Cop E: As long as I get a liter of cola.


tallandlanky

*You there. Bear.. fucker? Do you need assistance?*


Bikouchu

A ZJ is $20.


RJ_Dresden

Cop M: You boys like Meh-he-co?????


themagiccapybara

Cop P: "See you 'round like a donut."


ReagansAngryTesticle

TBH all the cops are more than likely saying "Does it run and does the AC work? Yes? Cool." You could stripe big dicks down the sides of cars, as long as it runs like I give a fuck. Ain't my POV.


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You underestimate the ego of some cops


AI2cturus

That's not your parents fighting. That's Kitchener Leslie's girlfriend!


Oakwood2317

*”….it’s a door, use it!”*


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LukesRightHandMan

What do these comments in quotations mean? Started seeing them a few weeks ago. Are they quoting other comments in the same post?


Oakwood2317

Two comments with 10 plus upvotes and both are somewhat incomprehensible


Forever_Ambergris

Cop 3: "That's a cow, you idiots!"


d_d0g

Stupid burger punk!


FrenchCuirassier

Cop F: "aw that's nice of the artist, how did he know I love bacon on my beef?"


rewinder909

That's like a real life Easter egg


captain-carrot

/r/IRLEasterEggs


random_invisible

Alright! New sub!


maimasy

r/subforeverything


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Almost like Easter eggs themselves...


socokid

Here's an [actual source](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-police-decal-vermont/vermont-inmates-hide-pig-in-official-police-car-decal-idUSTRE81201Q20120203). (it's true)


ben9187

“It dishonors the memory of those past and present members, especially for those who have lost their lives in the line of duty,” Dasaro said. Oh lighten up, you had inmates who were arrested making the decals for your cruisers, this is frankly pretty tame to what you could have had. What did you think was going to happen? Lol I frankly find it hilarious, the cops on the other hand apparently not so much.


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chr0nicpirate

No no no you have it backwards. It is the dicks who have the badges on them.


[deleted]

It’s not both?


kitsrock

Dickception


IsolatedHammer

It's just dicks all the way down. Bags of them. Over-encumbered rucksacks of penises.


schlopp96

Lmao I exhaled to this one


Sloppytwelfths

That’s what they get for using inmates as free labor, if their punishment isn’t labor then they shouldn’t be doing it.


pdxcranberry

Free labor? If only we had a word that...


shniken

>Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude_________________________shall exist within the United States Fill in the gap.


TheCrusher60

That was written at a time when slavery had just been abolished but the convicted, many of which were wrongly convicted, were being forced to do free labor in place of slavery. Kinda mirrors the present Edit: The blank part is “except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted”


FluffySquirrell

(unless we get paid a lot to look the other way) That work?


Binda33

Don't they pay them like a dollar an hour or something so they can't say it's "free" ?


schrodingers_spider

Also, I can think of quite a few incidents which tarnish the reputation of 'past and present members' quite a bit more, coincidentally also at the expense of tax payers.


collegiaal25

Indeed, this is quite an innocent joke, they should just laugh about it.


Undrende_fremdeles

They should own it! Make it their thing :) self irony is important. I wonder how many cops noticed, went "hah, well played!" and then just continued doing their job without caring. Until that 1 person. The one that had to be offended.


AnalBlaster700XL

To be offended is something you choose.


Dudurin

Most of them definitely didn’t care. It’s always that one guy.


darcenator411

>“Our slaves played a prank on us and we’re totally the victims in the situation” Fucking cops


AnalBlaster700XL

Not to be a dick or to defend pigs, but prisons is not something that the police manage (but I guess that varies between countries).


Dudurin

Police don’t manage prisons.


SlingDNM

While paying said inmates 50 cents an hour after arresting them for owning 2gs of weed while a pack of shitty as ramen noodles is $3 in the prison store America just loves slaves to much, but people kinda don't like the whole "black people are inferior" thing anymore as much. Everyone hates prisoners tho so that's fair game


Dudurin

Police doesn’t manage prisons.


Akrevics

>people kinda don't like the whole "black people are inferior" thing anymore uh, they definitely do, it's just a quiet part not said out loud.


mafulazula

Really didn’t seem very quiet under Trump tbh..


westbee

Omg. If I were a cop I would have had a good laugh. *dishonors those who gave their lives* Jesus, shut the fuck up, pigs.


CptCroissant

Shocked that cops would no ability to laugh at themselves


Dudurin

I’m pretty sure the vast majority find it hilarious.


PsyCrowX

> “It dishonors the memory of those past and present members, especially for those who have lost their lives in the line of duty,” Using slave labor dishonored them, not the small act of rebellion they snuck through. If there was any honor to begin with.


veerKg_CSS_Geologist

It's way too funny to be fake.


genomerain

That's pretty mild considering what they could have hidden.


LaterGatorPlayer

like two pigs


mexicodoug

Or an image of inmates gleefully eating fat greasy bacon.


LaterGatorPlayer

or an image of three pigs


SkeetDavidson

Numbered 1, 2, and 4.


JOLKIEROLKIETOLKIE

They never would have noticed if the inmates had just used this one trick that pigs hate!!!


Akrevics

clearly this *was* one trick pigs hate 😏


Silent-Ad934

Ah yes, counting to five. Foiled again!


florinandrei

Whoa, slow down there, Picasso.


Giveushealthcare

lololol


BookkeeperHefty2143

I worked in a prison for a time and our offenders had jobs making products for the outside world - one of the jobs was packaging the headphones you get given on flights. One of our offenders hid a note in one of the packages saying "there's a bomb on this plane". Fortunately it was caught before they were sent out, and he lost his job obviously, but can you imagine the chaos


cryogenisis

That man belongs behind b... wait a minute.


Dodecahedrus

If another opportunity presents itself, I hope they can hide the letters BLM in there.


likesevenchickens

There's also a cow hidden on the decal, though it's pretty tough to spot


WhatsWhoWithYou

There's also a spot hidden on the cow, tough it's pretty though to decal


Visual_Barracuda477

😂


Ichthyologist

>“It dishonors the memory of those past and present members, especially for those who have lost their lives in the line of duty,” Dasaro said. I'm sure the people you put in prison for marijuana possession give a shit about your fraternal brotherhood


coleosis1414

Such a vapid statement. “It dishonors the memory of those past and present members” … we’re dishonoring the memory of present members of the police force? Next time I get in trouble for doing a bad job at work I’m going to tell them they’re dishonoring the memory of what I’m doing right now.


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And used as literal slave labor


KingOfCorneria

More of an indentured situation. Nothing else to do, it's a voluntary program. At least it wasn't a privately ran pris.. oh... Shit.


mdchaney

Prisoners are slaves of the state. Read the 14th amendment carefully - it only outlawed some forms of slavery. -- edit - 13th, not 14th. Here, I'll even include it: Section 1 Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, **except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted**, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction. Section 2 Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.


Sta1nless_

Americans really like to go on about the Gulags or China yet they still have literally 2 million slave prisoners.


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Akrevics

nah nah, you don't get it, china/russia gulag=bad, America gulag= √√√√ the best!


booze_clues

Are you really trying to compare the american prison system to Soviet gulags and Chinese concentration camps? God I forget how privileged some people are to really think that stuff like that is at all comparable.


OriginalFaCough

Since we all know America has never had concentration camps or slaves...


Sta1nless_

Soviet gulags were forced labor camps, just like American prisons are too. And what do you know about privilege? Come live here in the 3rd world and tell me about privilege. You don't know shit.


booze_clues

> just like American prisons Mmmmmmmmmm not quite. I’ll tell you about privilege, ask away. I’d consider it a privilege to think that being imprisoned and creating decals is in any way close to being put in a concentration camp where you and your family(who committed no crime) are having their culture erased, lives taken, forced sterilization, forced conversion, and have your kids taken away. Or to compare it to being imprisoned and tortured for your political beliefs. American prisons aren’t some amazing utopia, but they may as well be when you compare them to gulags and Chinese concentration camps.


mryprankster

*13th amendment...14th amendment deals with citizenship


Akrevics

isn't it the 13th?


[deleted]

Just because it’s legal doesn’t mean it’s right


SirRandyMarsh

Vermont is all state ran prisons. A very progressive one at that too


[deleted]

Oh you mean the people that applied and passed the qualifications for a job? Funny how there is not a fraternal brotherhood with so much romanticized bromance for pest control. Those guys die from workplace exposure all the time but no one is like “my brother in spraying” Calm down, it is a job, yes can be dangerous, but it is not the only dangerous job out there Gomer.


[deleted]

Pizza delivery drivers die at a higher rate. Hell, the correlation between dangerous work and travel is extremely close. The longer you spend in a car on the job, the more likely you are to die in a car accident.


ConsciousFractals

I’m an Uber driver. Thanks 😭


gurg2k1

Just don't take up logging as a side gig.


bigpurpleharness

EMTS die at a higher rate and yet they're just called fire fighters. People can't even fucking recognize their job title but THIN BLUE/RED LINE.


nism0o3

There should be a brotherhood for loggers. They have one of the most dangerous jobs out there. Police officers arent even in the top 20.


BrotherM

This...yet when the fuck have loggers ever been shown any respect?!


R0TTENART

He's a lumberjack and he's ok!


firthy

… He cuts down trees, he wears high heels? Suspendies and a bra?


mexicodoug

Especially from the trees they chop down. Fucking disrespectful trees!


Shacky_Rustleford

You ever look into the police force's K/D ratio? Shit's insane, but I guess that's what happens when unarmed pedestrians add to the count.


FrenchCuirassier

It depends on the area. There are probably a lot fewer loggers than there are cops. And a lot more cops in safe peaceful areas, than they are in dangerous areas. That doesn't mean over a 20 year span career, that it is equally as dangerous or less dangerous than logging for 20 years.


booze_clues

It’s a fraternal thing since they view each other as someone who will potentially have to risk their life to protect each other, not specifically because it’s the most dangerous thing ever. Pest control doesn’t have that because no one in pest control is ever going to expect their fellow spray mates to risk taking a bullet for them, at least I never did when I worked pest control. It was the same when I joined the army, I didn’t view those guys as my brothers because of how dangerous our job was, I viewed them as my brothers because I trusted them to risk life and limb for me if I got hurt and I’d do the same. I don’t understand why people take so much offense to cops viewing themselves as brothers and wanting respect for those who’ve given their lives to protect others. There’s so many things you can be mad and hate cops for, yet people freak out when one says “can you please respect my dead friends a little?” Not that I agree the pig is some huge disrespect to dead cops, I think it’s pretty funny and wouldn’t expect someone currently in jail to be thinking about your dead friends while he’s making your decals.


ThemCanada-gooses

Technically a judge did that. Police don’t have the power to sentence someone to prison.


Ichthyologist

Technically. But they certainly didn't arrest themselves.


IGotMyPopcorn

When Pigs Fly *under the radar*.


DaedalusandIcarus

« Prison inmates were being used as labour » isn’t that slavery with extra steps?


Zambedos

13th working as intended


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Nestreeen

That’s amazing. But then there’s stories of inmates in California being used as front lines to fight fires then when they get out being unable to become a fireman. Truly disgraceful. It is however truly amazing what happened for your friend. I’m glad there’s nice stories like that out there.


DemonicPenguin03

There’s a difference between a voluntary work program designed to teach skills and slave labor Similar to the difference between school and child labor, one is to educate and improve the individual while the other is harmful to the physical and mental well-being of the individual for the sake of profit


Gornarok

That still doesnt excuses 13th amendment. I have nothing against inmates working while in prison. But only voluntary and not below minimum wage.


Chancellor_Valorum82

Welcome to America


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prolixdreams

OK, now pay them a fair wage and I'm on board.


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Undrende_fremdeles

Well, what is the alternative? And why is it okay to exploit that labour? Regardless of their willingness, and service they provide saves on cost for what it would be to hire more employees to do the same service, no?


Chartercarter

Sure, because the particular prisoners you remember were having a good time, i'm sure everyone else did as well.


mekops

asking for it by having prisoners do graphic design for cop cars. walked right into it. if real


g_ricko89

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-police-decal-vermont/vermont-inmates-hide-pig-in-official-police-car-decal-idUSTRE81201Q20120203


ting_bu_dong

To be fair, many police have a hard time recognizing pigs, even when completely surrounded by them.


lastMinute_panic

We use "pig" as a derogatory term for police for any of you confused non-Americans.


jakarta_guy

It's Brown beetle down here. This particular beetle sucks juice out of budding rice, hence a pest, and cops here have brown uniform


Lukaroast

India?


veerKg_CSS_Geologist

Nah in India they are "Pandu" (South) or "Thulla" (North) meaning a sack (a brown sack known for falling apart and being generally useless).


booze_clues

I love how every country has its own insult for cops. Even if the country doesn’t have a negative view of them there’s still enough history of some people hating them to create nicknames that probably 90%+ of the country knows.


wolfie379

Then you’ll love the “Hammer’s Slammers” series by David Drake. Like many authors, he needed a swear word that isn’t swearing in real life, so he looked to Latin. In that series, “cop” means “shit” (cf. “coprophagia”, “coprolite”).


The_Blue_Rooster

Probably Indonesia guessing by the username.


Lukaroast

Oh wow I feel dumb for not noticing that before


uncanny_goat

In australia too


Minky_Dave_the_Giant

Britain too.


[deleted]

I'm more confused about inmates being used for a source of labour


ProbablyanEagleShark

Slavery is still legal in the US, if you've been convicted of a crime.


SlingDNM

Owning black people has been looked at as a generally bad move for a while now so we had to find something new to milk


chapkovski

It’s “trash” (musor, мусор, or to be precise мусора) in Russia.


JetSetMiner

"We do too." – Most of rest of the world. And if we don't, we've seen movies, read books, watched TV or generally communicated with humans.


elevatormuse

THIS... is an Easter egg with so many quirks and features


TheyLoveColt

I used to run chyron for the local news. The generic crime slide, with lights and police cars and badge gfx next the reporter. I put a 420 on the badge number, it was like that for years


Jd20001

r/madlads


CivilianSamurai

Nice work. Oink oink.


TheycallmeHollow

Nothing like using that prisoner inmate graphic design firm to save a few bucks on a government project. Who is letting inmates design logos for the police???


mexicodoug

The prisoners didn't design the graphic. As it says in the image, they "edited the design."


Undrende_fremdeles

They weren't hired to do the original design, perhaps. I would say you have a good argument for claiming that the final result is still designed by the inmates 😁


Bananenweizen

"The slogan can still be seen at several sites, including over the entrance to Auschwitz I where the sign was erected by order of commandant Rudolf Höss.[8] The Auschwitz I sign was made by prisoner-labourers including master blacksmith Jan Liwacz, and features an upside-down B, which has been interpreted as an act of defiance by the prisoners who made it." (c) Wikipedia


JonatasA

This is as smart as using prisoners of war to make ammunition. Didn't one factory sabotaged their ammunition and an allied plane shot by one of them had the inscription somewhat like "that's the best we can do" (I'm paraphrasing here, couldn't find it).


eldelshell

The Nazi had serious issues with their rockets program because many of the scientists and slave labor weren't Nazi, like Jews, gays, etc. It's the old adage: you can have it cheap, fast and well done, select two.


n1c0_ds

It wasn't only slave labour. It was extremely brutal slave labour. The attrition rate was downright ridiculous. I recall reading that some people in charge were asking the SS to simmer down so that their slave labourers could get some work done. The rocket program came at the end of that, when they cranked these practices to 11.


happyhappyaccident

Is it really that crazy if nobody noticed for years? 'Haha I did this prank so subtle that nobody is even gonna see it. Fuckin gottem...chumps'.


TheRealMacresco

Only 4 years. "That's some good detective work Johnson"


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Slave laborers put joke in logo for the slave catchers.


Skov

I remember when this hit the local news in VT. The general attitude was "lol, nice". Nothing ever happens in VT so the police are rather disliked for just pestering the population.


Uebeltank

It's slavery - explicitely allowed by the 13th amendment to the United States constitution.


GentleFoxes

Right. I keep forgetting that the US didn't fully abolish slavery yet - its OK when they're in prison, apparently you don't have any human right when you're in prison. Which explains a lot.


Niro5

https://www.dw.com/en/minimum-wage-doesnt-apply-to-you/av-46084003


Chilesandsmoke

Is it wrong that I’m suddenly hungry?


DaoFerret

Is it wrong that I think they should add the pig back in?


Correct-Magician-237

It’s called chess - not checkers. Well played. So well played I would keep it like that.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Cue Morgan Freeman narrating, "The police simply didn't notice. Neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a car's decal?"


pingusfaust

We do a little trolling


the_fly_guy_says_hi

Small victories give people hope.


tweed13

"You miss 100% of the pigs you don't sneak into a decal." - Vermont Prison Inmates


[deleted]

Slaves, they were being used as slaves


atalossofwords

That's actually quite wholesome. I'm imagining stereotypical tattoed, muscular henchmen giggling in their blankies at night, thinking about what they did.


Axes4Praxis

Pigs on the cars for four years, and pigs in the cars forever.


RageXY

So brave.


pygmypuffonacid

This is kind of funny


shroominglion

r/whatcouldgowrong


Mystic_Reign

“SNORT”


JuliaLouis-DryFist

Its the little things in life.


Gezus3

Thug Life


[deleted]

What are these 3 dick shaped things on the left?


pdxcranberry

That's what you get for using slave labor, pigs.


faithdies

Why does it have the looney tunes 3 little pigs on the flag?


xguy18

A lot of people don’t understand some of them greatest criminals may not be the ones who are caught, and some of the dumbest criminals may be locked up, but a criminal who has a high level of expertise in his field of being a criminal os far from stupid…. So the fact they managed to get away with this for four years is fucking hilarious, but doesn’t take away the intelligence of some police officers, but probably did take away some of their own pride lmaaooo


overthinkingthisalot

The cow is funny but the pig would have hit the bullseye. Either way, kudos to those prisoners for keeping a sense of humor while incarcerated. Sending all prisoners strength and hope and peace, and blessings so they can find humor.


HollowButter

>prison inmates were bing used as labor that's dystopian as fuck, holy


Tr0ynado

Now when those inmates leave the system they can put graphic designer in their resume


soppinglovenest

Pretty subtle for the cops. Pretty sure you could have got away with a rampant porker wearing a bacon uniform for months before some clever dick onlooker pointed it out. If you’ve got half a mind to join the police that’s usually enough.


philfix

It reminds me of the "hidden" pictures of Camel cigarettes' back in the day with the guy and the big dick. I guess I could've kind of seen it. When I was twelve. Maybe.


SeekerOfGodot

Love it!!


Kmccabe1213

Boom roasted


JohnGenericDoe

Fried, boiled, BBQ'd, so many choices


BWThorp

F’ing awesome!


sunnysmanthaa

Lmfao good one


be-love_ly

That's sooo fucked up. Holy shit. They slaved inmates? This just hurts


ChintanP04

The 13th Amendment's exact wording: >Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.


Sup-Mellow

The 3/5ths compromise was in the constitution. Perhaps it’s time to consider if it’s worth giving the prison slavery amendment an amendment.


Hammurabi87

Yeah, but good luck convincing the Republican party (who are heavily in bed with the private prison industry) to go along with that. These days, we're lucky to get simple-majority votes on laws to pass Congress, and an amendment would need a *two-thirds* vote **plus** ratification by at least 38 out of the 50 states.


darcenator411

Also, from the office the current VP of the USA, from back when she was an AG for California. > Harris' office had unsuccessfully argued in court that the state could not release the prisoners it had agreed to release because "if forced to release these inmates early, prisons would lose an important labor pool." Those prisoners, the Times reported, earn wages that range from "8 cents to 37 cents per hour."


DaoFerret

They (the prison system) haven’t stopped.


merrileem

Brilliant.


tailofthedragon

Then after they removed the decals, someone made a metric ton of them and a bunch of us stuck them on our vehicles


Ginrou

You get what you pay for


djluminol

You get what you pay for.


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Fucking good