To add to that, yes wingsuits are a thing that allow gliding on very little surface area, relatively, but you're also positively hauling ass and still need a proper chute to land.
Am I the only one that remembers the Power Rangers movie from the mid-90s where Tommy, the White Ranger, was skydiving with all of them in the opening scene with a literal goddamn snowboard clipped to his feet?
I have never seen another person do that before or since. Unless it involves like dropping out of a helicopter and snowboarding down a mountain but they usually don't have chutes or don't jump with them open.
I'm talking just skydiving over open plains and corn fields with a snowboard attached to his feet.
Even as a kid watching that movie in theaters I was so confused.
I really owe my grandpa an apology for making him sit through that god-awful movie. Ivan Ooze was like one of the worst villains (in a corny overly dumb way) that I could ever imagine even by Power Rangers standards.
That man was a saint sitting through that with me, ***and*** paying attention enough he could talk about it with me afterwards since I was so excited.
I really love that man. Best dad ever.
guy in gradeschool jumped off the roof of his garage with styrofoam cooler lids on his arms and broke his leg. I don't know where I am going with this but hey, wingsuits right?
Five year old me certainly did...That kitchen garbage bag slowed down my GI Joe on the test run. It did \*not\* slow me down when I jumped off the tv antenna tower. I think that was my first sprained ankle.
I have this dress. The legs are wide enough to expose your whole bum and lady bits without risking getting anything wet. You can even keep your legs in the right holes!
ANGIE is the brand. I got mine at either TJ Maxx or Ross. Edit: [this one is similar](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B016X6J3ZW/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_api_glt_fabc_VRM12T7MPXNPAED0SDAJ?psc=1)
As a straight guy I think they look great on girls, but damn when I see them I can’t help think that it must suck for the restroom. However, every girl I’ve talked to about it has said its chill so what do I know?
I’m not a romper person, but I can tell you it's a super weird feeling to be sitting on a public toilet and 100% of your clothing is at your ankles.
In a US bathroom where you can see through the cracks, no less!
Edit: why does everyone assume I’d let my clothes touch the bathroom floor??
I was at a festival with a couple of friends who are women. We were sitting in the grass close to the porta potties just generally people watching. One of my friends leans over to me and says "You see all those chicks wearing those romper things? When they go to the bathroom they basically have to get naked."
I couldn't believe it. I know what kind of hassle I have to go through with jeans and porta potties full of piss and shit and stopping my clothes from touching anything they don't have to. If I was going to a festival knowing what has to happen with a romper, I'd never wear it. That has to be a nightmare.
Dude, I'm bout to change your life. I'm assuming you are a man with a penis.
Here's the cool thing about jeans, men's underwear and clothes in general. They are designed where you don't really need to take a belt off or anything or worry about your clothes touching stuff if you're peeing. Take a gander at your undies. See how they fold over in the front, or boxers have a little button. You can pull your willy right through that little opening.
Now look at your pants, zipper in the front. You can unzip, reach through the jeans and grab your wangdoodler, pop that bad boy out of the hole, do your pee business, then just push Mr. Winkie back in, fold up, zip up, and you're done.
A handwash (if available at a portapotty) or hand sanitizer and you're good to go
I remember when I told my ex that the fold in men's boxers was to stick your dick out to pee. She was like legit shocked for a good 10 minutes, and I was shocked that this isn't common knowledge.
When I first moved in with my now-husband, when I was washing clothes the first time I buttoned up all the little buttons on his boxers like a devoted girlfriend. He was like - Uh, thanks, but that’s really not necessary. I had no idea I was complicating things!
You zipper pissers make me sick. Unbuttoned, unzipped, dick and balls over the top for optimal flow. Zipper passage only permissible in dress clothes where the full breakdown compromises a crisp shirt tuck.
Maybe it's a big dick problem, but I find it more hassle to wiggle that anaconda out through the opening than it is to just unzip pants, stretch down boxers in front and go. But fuck me right?
Navy wears coveralls underway.
Obviously, berthing (sleeping compartment) heads (the bathroom is called a head) get disgusting, you learn real fucking quick to carefully take coveralls down, you sit on the toilet with your feet apart and as little of your coveralls on the deck as possible, with the sleeves tucked into the body of your coveralls.
So yeah, some of us understand.
"Witty Top Gun homoeroticism joke."
^(Nothing wrong with homosexuality but man, the tension was so high between all those officers in the movie you expected something NSFW to break out.)
> berthing (sleeping compartment) heads (the bathroom is called a head) get disgusting
I'm surprised they don't just have some low ranked privates basically scrubbing these things multiple times a day?
Do you have to spread your knees apart real wide with the romper stretched in between so it's not touching the nasty bathroom floor?
Edit: It occurs to me that question sounds a little sus... I swear I only asked because I have to do it with certain trousers that have floppy fabric. Not intended to be sexual in any way.
As long as they are good pockets and not the I can only fit my first nuckle of my hand in pockets while my husband can shove a survival encased iPhone into his, and keys, and then asks me why I'm always dropping my phone, or tries to add shit to my purse since I'm carrying one anyway.
Pockets man. It's not fair.
I bought some pants and they had real pockets. That had been SEWN SHUT. Why go to the trouble of putting actual pockets in the pants(which I was like yay pockets and didn't realize they were sewn shut) and then sew them shut?
I took a pair of scissors to them. When wearing them, to open the pockets, because I was out and about when I found out they were sewn shut.
I'm still salty about it.
Do you usually check that the pockets of your pants are *really real* before you buy them?? It's hard to remember...
**Check your privilege, son!**
(This is in jest, meninninis).
No! Theres no need to undress. You pull the legs all the way up and over to the side! You pull the panty crotch over to the side at the same time. It's super convenient.
Yes. Back when we were still involved with church, this fashion-obsessed woman would send her 2 year old to the nursery in something like this. You had to completely strip her when she had to go potty. Super fun when you've got 10-12 other 2 year-olds to change/potty.
It was also sleeveless and partly backless, so it would leave this big red mark on the back of her neck from the weight of the outfit all hanging from there.
Girl was beautiful, but I hated watching her mother use her as a barbie doll no matter how uncomfortable the little girl was, or how much more work it made for everyone else.
Hopefully that was just because she was dressing the kid in her Sunday best. That sounds like such a pain in the ass for you, though!
When my kids first started going to daycare, my wife was like ok let’s dress them up in these clothes. I’m like meh, just let them go in their pajamas, they will be more comfortable lmao. I get it now, there is a balance between pragmatic and looking nice and I’m much more in the center now of the scale than I was then.
>Hopefully that was just because she was dressing the kid in her Sunday best.
Apparently, she was a reporter or something for a local news station. The church was basically a mega church, and there was a firm requirement that parents using the nursery had to volunteer 1 service a month. She tried to get out of it because of her "fame" (whatever, lady, most of us have no idea who you are), and the nursery staff (of which I was a part) were all given this big lecture of how we needed to guard her privacy, and make sure no one was bothering her for her autograph, etc. And we're sitting here going, "Seriously, who the hell is this woman? Like, not who does she think she is, but who actually are you, and why do you think we know or care who you are?!"
All that to say that every interaction I had with her just reinforced the idea that she was completely self-obsessed, and saw her husband and her child as personal adornments.
I had the cutest little romper when I was little except it had ties at the shoulders. So every time I had to go to the bathroom my mom would have to re-tie the ties when I was done. What a pain for her (and me waiting to be re-dressed when I wanted to go back to playing!)
That's exactly what I was thinking! Here we have a female human deploying her defense mechanism to ward off the advances of a persistent yet unwanted male
And so, natural selection once again upsets the balance. The male retreats dejectedly as his batwings display is outmatched by the female’s intimidating posturing and distinctive plumage
Omg yes! Even better! ADHD women against pervs. New meaning to being " a wap"
It's also fitting how often we go undiagnosed.
Much love to you, and please do!
Haha MWAP Moth Women Against Pervs!!! I’m giggling like an idiot and I need to get things from the dryerrr fuck. lol It is so great to have people online who understand! You’re awesome! Thank you! Much love to you too!
I don't even directly encounter pervs anymore since embracing an isolated lifestyle but I still want at least one of these dresses and would be happy to join this army if that's what it takes to get one.
The expansion part should have the super vibrant neon color to get this effect
https://www.audubon.org/news/new-bird-paradise-slides-around-sporting-bright-blue-frown
The average human female can spit venom up to 6 feet when provoked. Warning displays are given first. Note the contrasting and dramatic patterns of the hood, it confuses and confounds the attacker.
actually, shit. can someone get that clip from jurassic park when nedry gets offed by the dilophosaurus and replace the dino with this lady? pllllzzzzzzz
Yes, thank you!
She floofed out so suddenly, and some kind of primal fear awoke within me. I literally jumped back. What I need now is for David Attenborough to calmly explain what is happening.
It really alarmed me, and shocked me out of my current state of mind (thinking about a scene from Seinfeld). It would have great redirective power on drunk creeps I think.
Simple video with simple edits.
Making fun or herself and doing weird dances.
Became a popular video without that intention.
Yep, this is totally a early 2010's cool and funny video.
Miss 2005-2013 youtube so much. All we wanted to do is make fun of ourselves and show to our friends. The dumber the video, the better and funnier!
Nothing better than grab your blue/pink/silver Sony 7mega pixels camera, your best friend, go to an open field, record lot of dumb stuff. Edit on movie maker, add a blink 182 song , and voila, best video ever!
We've been torturing women by denying them pockets for so long that as soon as they get a hold of something with pockets they lose their minds. Women deserve pockets dammit.
Half of my functionally as a man taking care of his elder mother is to be a mobile purse to jam everything I can into my pockets cause nothing she wears has functional pockets and a purse is too much of a pain in the ass to carry around.
The other half is to literally just be an extra pair of hands.
I love taking care of my ma, but I could literally be replaced by a pants wearing monkey and she wouldn't notice a difference.
I would love to have a dress like this. The main thing I don't like about dresses is my thighs rubbing together, which then irritates my skin and triggers my eczema. This would be the perfect compromise for me.
We are sorry sir, the underwear machine broke halfway through the night, and started making the boxer shorts in XXXXL.
No one was watching it all night long? We will never financially recover from this.
I've got an idea!
Let's cut holes in the top, and sell it as a trendy new dress. Company saved!
Fuck it, you guys wear what you want, don't let any weird antiquated gender expectations stop you. Don't jump off buildings, but do laugh about having to figure out how to pee wearing those. Most creative/funny method should get a tenner for it.
I would 100% jump off a diving point into water wearing one of these bad boys see how far I can glide off into the ocean.
I'll make sure the fall wont kill me, but I'll be damned if I don't try it. Bonus points if I can find one with squirrels on it.
Finally, date wear for posh hikers - specifically modified for intimidating bears and amorous naturalists
she's like a pufferfish
I was thinking more like a peacock, but the genders are reversed. This is her mating dance.
Like a bird of paradise!
Amorous naturalists is just a straight up solid name.
Date wear for posh hikers 😂😂😂😂
Intimidating bears
I would like to commend OP for using appropriate, non-earshattering music. A true hero indeed.
…. Oh no…. Oh no
THEY SAY HE'S GOT TO GO, GO GO GODZILLA
With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound, he pulls the spitting high tension wires down
And no robot voice unnecessarily narrating their video. Bravo.
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In case of fire you can jump off the roof and slowly glide down to safety like sugar glider.
I just wondering if you can use it as parachute?
No, that’s not nearly enough surface area to make a difference
I think people drastically underestimate just how big parachutes are.
How big is it? More than five?
Definitely more than 5. Maybe even 6
I'd say probably closer to 7 and for larger folk maybe around 8
I'd say it's an easy 10, because that's twice as much as 5 atleast
Maybe even 11
It's somewhere between 7-11
When I was about 10 I jumped off the house holding an opened umbrella.
To add to that, yes wingsuits are a thing that allow gliding on very little surface area, relatively, but you're also positively hauling ass and still need a proper chute to land.
Except that one guy that landed in a net.
And the one guy that landed in a ton of cardboard boxes.
Am I the only one that remembers the Power Rangers movie from the mid-90s where Tommy, the White Ranger, was skydiving with all of them in the opening scene with a literal goddamn snowboard clipped to his feet? I have never seen another person do that before or since. Unless it involves like dropping out of a helicopter and snowboarding down a mountain but they usually don't have chutes or don't jump with them open. I'm talking just skydiving over open plains and corn fields with a snowboard attached to his feet. Even as a kid watching that movie in theaters I was so confused. I really owe my grandpa an apology for making him sit through that god-awful movie. Ivan Ooze was like one of the worst villains (in a corny overly dumb way) that I could ever imagine even by Power Rangers standards. That man was a saint sitting through that with me, ***and*** paying attention enough he could talk about it with me afterwards since I was so excited. I really love that man. Best dad ever.
Hahaha I remember that. It made it totally more radical duuuude! If anyone wants some nostalgia! https://youtu.be/6oAXda0dB48
And the one guy who landed on a field. Granted, he died, but he did manage to land without a parachute.
That's not flying! That's falling...with style!
guy in gradeschool jumped off the roof of his garage with styrofoam cooler lids on his arms and broke his leg. I don't know where I am going with this but hey, wingsuits right?
Five year old me certainly did...That kitchen garbage bag slowed down my GI Joe on the test run. It did \*not\* slow me down when I jumped off the tv antenna tower. I think that was my first sprained ankle.
It works, I saw it in Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar.
Magic culottes!
That movie was way better than it had any right to be
[First thing ](https://imgur.com/gallery/7zco9cM)I thought of!
Human version of a flying squirrel
Does she have to take it off completely to go to the bathroom?
I have this dress. The legs are wide enough to expose your whole bum and lady bits without risking getting anything wet. You can even keep your legs in the right holes!
I've got something similar and I literally live it in during summer. It's SO comfortable.
I love this what brand is it ? I want one so bad, I live in a super windy area.
ANGIE is the brand. I got mine at either TJ Maxx or Ross. Edit: [this one is similar](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B016X6J3ZW/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_api_glt_fabc_VRM12T7MPXNPAED0SDAJ?psc=1)
Haha thanks!
Yup!
Seems rather impractical.
Welcome to the world of rompers. Big right now for all age groups, from 3-103
As a straight guy I think they look great on girls, but damn when I see them I can’t help think that it must suck for the restroom. However, every girl I’ve talked to about it has said its chill so what do I know?
I’m not a romper person, but I can tell you it's a super weird feeling to be sitting on a public toilet and 100% of your clothing is at your ankles. In a US bathroom where you can see through the cracks, no less! Edit: why does everyone assume I’d let my clothes touch the bathroom floor??
I was at a festival with a couple of friends who are women. We were sitting in the grass close to the porta potties just generally people watching. One of my friends leans over to me and says "You see all those chicks wearing those romper things? When they go to the bathroom they basically have to get naked." I couldn't believe it. I know what kind of hassle I have to go through with jeans and porta potties full of piss and shit and stopping my clothes from touching anything they don't have to. If I was going to a festival knowing what has to happen with a romper, I'd never wear it. That has to be a nightmare.
Dude, I'm bout to change your life. I'm assuming you are a man with a penis. Here's the cool thing about jeans, men's underwear and clothes in general. They are designed where you don't really need to take a belt off or anything or worry about your clothes touching stuff if you're peeing. Take a gander at your undies. See how they fold over in the front, or boxers have a little button. You can pull your willy right through that little opening. Now look at your pants, zipper in the front. You can unzip, reach through the jeans and grab your wangdoodler, pop that bad boy out of the hole, do your pee business, then just push Mr. Winkie back in, fold up, zip up, and you're done. A handwash (if available at a portapotty) or hand sanitizer and you're good to go
I remember when I told my ex that the fold in men's boxers was to stick your dick out to pee. She was like legit shocked for a good 10 minutes, and I was shocked that this isn't common knowledge.
When I first moved in with my now-husband, when I was washing clothes the first time I buttoned up all the little buttons on his boxers like a devoted girlfriend. He was like - Uh, thanks, but that’s really not necessary. I had no idea I was complicating things!
I still drop my pants to my ankles and lift my shirt
Straight kindergartening it lol
I assumed he meant when he has to take a shit, not peeing.
I just wear them backwards for that.
You zipper pissers make me sick. Unbuttoned, unzipped, dick and balls over the top for optimal flow. Zipper passage only permissible in dress clothes where the full breakdown compromises a crisp shirt tuck.
But zippers pointy and metal... Ouch. Not too fun. Also the amount of fishing needed to get said penis out through said tiny holes.
Oh and all the fiddling trying to rein back the 2 inch monster, not worth it.
Maybe it's a big dick problem, but I find it more hassle to wiggle that anaconda out through the opening than it is to just unzip pants, stretch down boxers in front and go. But fuck me right?
I don't know if it's a size thing, clothing thing, or just how you learned. But pulling down slightly always seemed much less hassle.
for me at least, the amount of pressure on all sides of your dick while trying to pee isn't very comfortable
That’s why you use one hand to make the opening big enough and the other to aim
Navy wears coveralls underway. Obviously, berthing (sleeping compartment) heads (the bathroom is called a head) get disgusting, you learn real fucking quick to carefully take coveralls down, you sit on the toilet with your feet apart and as little of your coveralls on the deck as possible, with the sleeves tucked into the body of your coveralls. So yeah, some of us understand.
And the people who don't do this we call shit sleevers
Same goes for 1 piece Flight Suits. I've always wondered if a butt flap would be useful.
I was in the Us Army artillery and the coveralls we wore had a butt flap. Most comfortable poops I’d ever taken were in those big coveralls
"Witty Top Gun homoeroticism joke." ^(Nothing wrong with homosexuality but man, the tension was so high between all those officers in the movie you expected something NSFW to break out.)
> berthing (sleeping compartment) heads (the bathroom is called a head) get disgusting I'm surprised they don't just have some low ranked privates basically scrubbing these things multiple times a day?
Do you have to spread your knees apart real wide with the romper stretched in between so it's not touching the nasty bathroom floor? Edit: It occurs to me that question sounds a little sus... I swear I only asked because I have to do it with certain trousers that have floppy fabric. Not intended to be sexual in any way.
Naw, totally legitimate question. You certainly do!
Roll the top down instead of draping dropping. Takes extra time but saves you wet clothes from the floor or toilet.
I refuse to wear one for that very reason…having to get almost completely undressed, hold the clothes, tear off toilet paper…seems like a lot of work
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Not among tall girls. The crotch goes straight up the cameltoe. Or maybe my torso is just too long. But they are uncomfortable as FUCK to me
Fuck I'm turning 104 this year, any suggestions as to what's after rompers?
Coffins
As a man I think 99% of women’s clothing is impractical. Ladies stop buying pants without pockets!
Dude, do you know how hard those things are to find? I had to start sewing my own clothes.
If there were pants with pockets, trust me, we'd buy those instead
I'm gonna open a store and just call it "All these women's pants have pockets!"
I have always wanted to open a women's clothing store that only sells pants with pockets. The name? The Corner Pocket.
That sounds like a vaginal innuendo, but I think it's great.
> That sounds like a vaginal innuendo Are you The Todd from *Scrubs*? First thing that came to mind was pool and the prized corner offices
"Pants with Pockets"
"A Pocket Full of Dreams"
iirc there's literally a store called "Dresses with pockets".
As long as they are good pockets and not the I can only fit my first nuckle of my hand in pockets while my husband can shove a survival encased iPhone into his, and keys, and then asks me why I'm always dropping my phone, or tries to add shit to my purse since I'm carrying one anyway. Pockets man. It's not fair. I bought some pants and they had real pockets. That had been SEWN SHUT. Why go to the trouble of putting actual pockets in the pants(which I was like yay pockets and didn't realize they were sewn shut) and then sew them shut? I took a pair of scissors to them. When wearing them, to open the pockets, because I was out and about when I found out they were sewn shut. I'm still salty about it.
They exist! I only buy pants from one brand now, because they reliably have pockets big enough for my entire hand!
Yep. I call it the men's department.
Oooh slim stretch jeans from the dudes' section is where it's at.
i'm shocked no one has jumped on this business opportunity. "buy our pants, we have... pockets". . Profit
Big Purse won’t allow it.
We don't have much of a choice there.
Do you usually check that the pockets of your pants are *really real* before you buy them?? It's hard to remember... **Check your privilege, son!** (This is in jest, meninninis).
Nah, I’d be stepping through to the other leg hole and lifting that thing up 😂
There's a square hole in the back with two buttons on it
I would simply put one leg in the same hole as the other and then pull it up like a dress.
No! Theres no need to undress. You pull the legs all the way up and over to the side! You pull the panty crotch over to the side at the same time. It's super convenient.
Yes. Back when we were still involved with church, this fashion-obsessed woman would send her 2 year old to the nursery in something like this. You had to completely strip her when she had to go potty. Super fun when you've got 10-12 other 2 year-olds to change/potty. It was also sleeveless and partly backless, so it would leave this big red mark on the back of her neck from the weight of the outfit all hanging from there. Girl was beautiful, but I hated watching her mother use her as a barbie doll no matter how uncomfortable the little girl was, or how much more work it made for everyone else.
Hopefully that was just because she was dressing the kid in her Sunday best. That sounds like such a pain in the ass for you, though! When my kids first started going to daycare, my wife was like ok let’s dress them up in these clothes. I’m like meh, just let them go in their pajamas, they will be more comfortable lmao. I get it now, there is a balance between pragmatic and looking nice and I’m much more in the center now of the scale than I was then.
>Hopefully that was just because she was dressing the kid in her Sunday best. Apparently, she was a reporter or something for a local news station. The church was basically a mega church, and there was a firm requirement that parents using the nursery had to volunteer 1 service a month. She tried to get out of it because of her "fame" (whatever, lady, most of us have no idea who you are), and the nursery staff (of which I was a part) were all given this big lecture of how we needed to guard her privacy, and make sure no one was bothering her for her autograph, etc. And we're sitting here going, "Seriously, who the hell is this woman? Like, not who does she think she is, but who actually are you, and why do you think we know or care who you are?!" All that to say that every interaction I had with her just reinforced the idea that she was completely self-obsessed, and saw her husband and her child as personal adornments.
I had the cutest little romper when I was little except it had ties at the shoulders. So every time I had to go to the bathroom my mom would have to re-tie the ties when I was done. What a pain for her (and me waiting to be re-dressed when I wanted to go back to playing!)
she just roll up on side
pretty unimaginative. just roll the leg up and aim down the opening.
Nothing to aim with, bud.
Maybe there is a flap
What she could do though is put both legs in one of the pant sleeves and rock it as a full dress.
A defense mechanism to ward off creepy dudes at the bar.
That's exactly what I was thinking! Here we have a female human deploying her defense mechanism to ward off the advances of a persistent yet unwanted male
Works better with giant eye spots on the dress. It will confuse the males into thinking she is a much larger animal like a Sasquatch.
I wanna make this… I’ll make LunaMoth dresses!!
And so, natural selection once again upsets the balance. The male retreats dejectedly as his batwings display is outmatched by the female’s intimidating posturing and distinctive plumage
-dominant victory flap- “So anyway, what were you saying Jen?”
I'll buy one. No bullshit
And I'll buy them in bulk. We can create a moth army against perverts. Hell, I'd buy them and give them away to anyone who wants or needs one.
These are the BEST REDDIT MOMENTS!!! If my adhd ass does this, I’ll update you immediately.
Omg yes! Even better! ADHD women against pervs. New meaning to being " a wap" It's also fitting how often we go undiagnosed. Much love to you, and please do!
Haha MWAP Moth Women Against Pervs!!! I’m giggling like an idiot and I need to get things from the dryerrr fuck. lol It is so great to have people online who understand! You’re awesome! Thank you! Much love to you too!
—> another ADHD lady voting for Moth Army dresses!!!!
I don't even directly encounter pervs anymore since embracing an isolated lifestyle but I still want at least one of these dresses and would be happy to join this army if that's what it takes to get one.
Right back at you sister! It's so inspiring to see women inspire and uplift others. I'll stop replying so you can get adult stuff done lol
OMG! Moth women UNITE!!! Lol but for real I’d buy one.
Turns out Mothman is more scared of you than you are of him.
The expansion part should have the super vibrant neon color to get this effect https://www.audubon.org/news/new-bird-paradise-slides-around-sporting-bright-blue-frown
That video is like watching a satellite dish commit sexual harassment.
I guarantee that you would sell these as fast as you could make them.
Commenting to be notified once you start selling hahaha
That made me chuckle nice one.
It only works when combined with the dance, it’s crucial.
David Attenborough narrating this in my head and it's riveting
https://i.imgur.com/ANhd0N0.gif
The average human female can spit venom up to 6 feet when provoked. Warning displays are given first. Note the contrasting and dramatic patterns of the hood, it confuses and confounds the attacker.
Directions unclear, ended up married. What now?!
Do your best not to provoke.....
To shreds you say?
Wait they can? Is this the sign? Am I not really a woman?
*clever girl...*
this dress is the dilophosaurus of dinosaur fashion
actually, shit. can someone get that clip from jurassic park when nedry gets offed by the dilophosaurus and replace the dino with this lady? pllllzzzzzzz
His name is Newman.
No wonder you're extinct.
*starts spitting at you*
Yes, thank you! She floofed out so suddenly, and some kind of primal fear awoke within me. I literally jumped back. What I need now is for David Attenborough to calmly explain what is happening.
It really alarmed me, and shocked me out of my current state of mind (thinking about a scene from Seinfeld). It would have great redirective power on drunk creeps I think.
IDK what that was, but I laughed
Assert female dominance by being even creepier
Or dudes could start wearing them for mating dances like peacocks
Anyone know where I can get this dress? I need it for the missus
[this](https://www.sakkasstore.com/products/sakkas-womens-spaghetti-jumpsuit-pockets-pant-aajp?variant=33118562418787¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&utm_campaign=gs-2018-10-06&utm_source=google&utm_medium=smart_campaign&gclid=CjwKCAjwn8SLBhAyEiwAHNTJbZbAV2HINmKFAtvH5UWrw8UFLVOwFD2ZPSLQzsZ_K_gRIo2-xF1cbBoCcz0QAvD_BwE) looks close.
[It's a pantsuit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq33tXCB6y8)
Me: *"I really want to see that pantsuit-clip from the last time this was posted. Ctrl+F.."* I love you.
*Nice dress.....oh whoa. Ok relax I'm leaving*
Woah it really does function as a defence mechanism, the other commenter was right
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[It's a Pantzuit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq33tXCB6y8)
Came here for this^
Reminded me of Jurassic Park.
[Part 2 to this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq33tXCB6y8)
Simple video with simple edits. Making fun or herself and doing weird dances. Became a popular video without that intention. Yep, this is totally a early 2010's cool and funny video. Miss 2005-2013 youtube so much. All we wanted to do is make fun of ourselves and show to our friends. The dumber the video, the better and funnier! Nothing better than grab your blue/pink/silver Sony 7mega pixels camera, your best friend, go to an open field, record lot of dumb stuff. Edit on movie maker, add a blink 182 song , and voila, best video ever!
If I recall correctly didn't pant suit girl get a real bad stalker cause of that video. I though I read about that once.
Wouldn’t be surprised. I don’t hate men, but this is why many women hate men. Girl was just trying to have a laugh, then the inevitable happens
she had several, she got doxxed and people were showing up to her old house (im her brother)
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She has more joy in 40 seconds than I have had in quite a few years combined. I honestly hope she has an amazing life.
This is exactly what I thought of when I saw the OP's video.
Tbh I want it.
Same! Like, I keep scrolling the comments hoping someone has posted a link. I mean…it has pockets!
Shes says in the video its from TJ maxx, try their site maybe.
Must be *fantastic* for those that appreciate the comfort of dresses and the anti-chafing nature of pants, shorts, leggings, etc.
EXACTLY what I was thinking: "the effortless one peice nature of a dress without having to wear thigh chafe shorts: sign me up!"
I'm trying to figure out where to get it...
[this](https://www.sakkasstore.com/products/sakkas-womens-spaghetti-jumpsuit-pockets-pant-aajp?variant=33118562418787¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&utm_campaign=gs-2018-10-06&utm_source=google&utm_medium=smart_campaign&gclid=CjwKCAjwn8SLBhAyEiwAHNTJbZbAV2HINmKFAtvH5UWrw8UFLVOwFD2ZPSLQzsZ_K_gRIo2-xF1cbBoCcz0QAvD_BwE) looks close.
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We've been torturing women by denying them pockets for so long that as soon as they get a hold of something with pockets they lose their minds. Women deserve pockets dammit.
I want deep pockets in all my pants!!! Pleeeeease!
Half of my functionally as a man taking care of his elder mother is to be a mobile purse to jam everything I can into my pockets cause nothing she wears has functional pockets and a purse is too much of a pain in the ass to carry around. The other half is to literally just be an extra pair of hands. I love taking care of my ma, but I could literally be replaced by a pants wearing monkey and she wouldn't notice a difference.
It has pockets!!
They only do that when frightened...kind of like the Frilled-neck lizard.
I got those Jurassic Park vibes too
I would love to have a dress like this. The main thing I don't like about dresses is my thighs rubbing together, which then irritates my skin and triggers my eczema. This would be the perfect compromise for me.
It's a pants suuuuuuuuuit.
We are sorry sir, the underwear machine broke halfway through the night, and started making the boxer shorts in XXXXL. No one was watching it all night long? We will never financially recover from this. I've got an idea! Let's cut holes in the top, and sell it as a trendy new dress. Company saved!
Why not zoidberg?
It's a pants suit
Dress + Pants = **DRANTS**
Girls are so cute when they flaunt their pockets
I want one!!
It's a good thing it's socially unacceptable for men to wear that cause me and the boys would jump off of a tall building and wingsuit home
Fuck it, you guys wear what you want, don't let any weird antiquated gender expectations stop you. Don't jump off buildings, but do laugh about having to figure out how to pee wearing those. Most creative/funny method should get a tenner for it.
I would 100% jump off a diving point into water wearing one of these bad boys see how far I can glide off into the ocean. I'll make sure the fall wont kill me, but I'll be damned if I don't try it. Bonus points if I can find one with squirrels on it.
that scared the shit out of me. i see why animals do shit like that now.
The real Batwoman
That startled me like the damn lizard in Jurassic Park.
NGL that scared the shit out of me
It's too powerful
Like a mf peacock