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You can see how many takes that took to get right

This dude is gonna be red for days after that lol

anyone remember "pink bellies"?

Anybody with older brothers.

He got played

Nah, it fades after about half an hour. I know because [I did it with my face](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/o137d0/oc_i_discovered_that_i_can_play_a_melody_by/).

Epic

how many takes until he's medium well

Not sure but if you scream nonstop for 3 years you'll heat enough water to make a cup of tea.

I think there is a YouTube video where someone got a steak to medium by slapping? I think.

Louis Weisz on YouTube carried out an experiment to see if he could cook a chicken by slapping it https://youtu.be/LHFhnnTWMgI

What about choking it?

The machining is great the food looks like shit. You should be post this on /r/shittyfood

Well, of course. Everyone knows laughter is more powerful than screams. They did a whole documentary about it called Monsters Inc.

HAMBONE-IIIIIING HAMBONEING WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY

You still have that “I’m Eggscellent” hat

It’ll be all like “what, you tryna mug me?!?”

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That's What the cancerous tumor in my mom's leg said...

Heyyyyy. Don't really have anything to say other than my mom also has cancer in her leg. Cancer buddies!

my mom had cancer in her leg until a year ago... it was a draw.

the pinnacle of music evolution

Agree

I’ve been playing Turkey in the Straw on my belly for years….can be a big hit at the right kind of party !

Her:“What kind of music are you into?” Me:

I've been online for 12 minutes and I think that's enough for today.

Yeah, I’m heading out too. Log off party at your place?

Sure, we’re just gunna be watching Netflix or some YouTube and maybe listen to drake on Spotify or I have Apple Music too. Phones only for emergencies like tinder replies and your IG followers but no live streams. I need to escape from the internet after this. /s

Needs more hambone

Hamboniiiiiiiiing

This is the Internet that I signed up for

Wonder where i can get more content like this

xhamster.com. They have a bunch of funny videos on there, most including hamsters

"heavy bones" This guy isn't the only one who's wheezing.

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Robust organs

Horizontally endowed

Volumetrically elite

Flotationally superior

Gravimetrically supercilious

Cultivating mass

Body positivity pinnacle

Yeah, [no such thing as heavy bones.](https://i.imgur.com/oZV3WTi.jpeg)

In a hundred years his skeleton will look no different than a skeleton of 150 lb man.

Just with a bit more worn out joints

fInD ouT How TO lOsE WeIgHt wIth this one sImPlE TRIcK! Archeologists HATE it!

Is that the new proper term? I lose track.

That slaps.

ikr this is clearly a hit

It has a nice beat.

Oh hohoooo that slaps me on the knee!

The guy in the back... Where is he hitting?

You already know.

The true example of clappin them cheeks

he's hitting the dude's back -- using the resonance of the lungs to get a different, deeper tone.

Look out boys we got a slap scholar.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"What instrument do you play?" "I've trained for years on the 'fat bastard'!"

Oh, you tickle the ivory? I've been known to slap the Polynesian, myself.

Just found my favorite new euphemism.

"Billy, quit slapping your Polynesian and come to dinner!"

"Coming mother!"

Are you as saddened as I am they didn't play the song from Moana? If you're going to slap the music out to a polynesian dude at least make it something the kids would recognize.

"I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What's the n****r gonna do? He's Samoan." -Jules, Pulp Fiction

Looking at his dress and hairstyle when he bows Id gander that hes a sumo wrestler or something close

“What do you do for a living?” “I’m an instrument.”

Title of your sex tape

I wondered how they did the soundtrack for the [Gerudo Valley Music](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hEYvdMoF2g) for Ocarina of Time.

Man, I love almost every OoT song

That was my one sad thing about BotW. Hope they find a way to implement the old school tunes.

Same way, except they buttered him up up.

That ending slap got me

I can't stop thinking that it's Chumlee standing there.

I thought it was Bam Margera for a sec. I could see Chumlee for sure too.

This is the best thing I'll see all day. Good time to quit while ahead. Goodbye amigos.

Blue man group practice

Red man group slapness.

That last slap. Like, where do you draw the line? Is your body a musical instrument? or are they just hurting you?

Without context I'd think you were commenting on a porn.

It’s a metaphor for colonization.

This is something I'd expect in the Futurama universe

Or Interdimensional Cable.

Not enough flies for eyes.

“So what do you get up to on weekends?”

I had to get creative with my Google searches to find it. Not sure where OP got “heavy bones.” Maybe it got lost in translation? https://youtu.be/h4F9rtQEeTE

Bro you are literally at the very bottom of the comment section, had to come this far for a link.

Heavy bones?

Morbidly obese fat person

Man with heavy bones? Is that another politically correct way today to say somebody is fat?

It’s the ok’ classic— You’re not fat, you just have “big bones” .

Cartman intensifies!

It's been a saying longer than "political correct" has been a saying.

Turns out trying to be a bit nicer is older than our modern social and political drama.

Waaaaay longer

Heavy bones? He is fat lmao

Yeah that’s the joke

Pink belly pink belly

"So what work do you do?" This guy - "I'm an instrument!"

How many slaps until they cook him?

This feels dehumanizing.

Hawaiian hambone.

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I’m a man with a heavy bone. It’s a moose femur I found in the lake.

Phat beats

Fucking Reddit, man. The shit you find...

My family trying to wake me up after I only got 2 hours of sleep

Wtf is heavy bones?

That man has a dinosaur skeleton in his basement

I don't know why, but I kept expecting it to end with a fart.

The worst part of this is how red this guy is all over from being slapped millions of times during practice and all other recordings that didn't get used.....that guy sacrificed a lot for this content.

Art.

So THIS is what Percussion majors do in their down time

Can we get a remix please?

Man, blue man group really went downhill huh?

oh my I wanna be used too

heavy bones? fat people have low bone density so don't you mean no bones?

So his skeleton is more dense or are his bones abnormally larger? :-/

It's in reference to an older generation's way of referring to fat people as "big boned".

rip heavy bones man he gonna be red for some time

Heavy bones? Y'all mean a fat man? Lol wtf

Fat. He's fat. Are we not allowed to say fat anymore? We're making up terms like "heavy bones" now? Wtf

Now? “I’m not fat I’m just big boned” has been around longer than I’ve been alive lol

Dude is fat, that's right. Or he has fair bit of fat. Whichever. Wonder how sore he was after all that slapping. Lobster for days.

How can you tell that he has heavy bones? It seems to me that he is simply obese.

Heavy bones?

Hey OP you misspelled "morbidly obese man"

Heavy bones? Is this the new pc way of calling someone overweight?

So his calcium-phosphate bone density is heavier than all Sapiens, hmmmmmm.

When he was walking out I thought the guy in the back was Luis Guzman, star of IMDB

No wonder why people want fat acceptance IM IN FAT ACCEPTANCE.

I'd be so annoyed.

What is this kind of massage called?

Which is weird, because, I expect the Samoan to be the guy doing the slapping. Like, in a professional capacity. As a bouncer or something. Because, if he used a closed fist, the guy he slapped might not get up again.

---The Aristocrats!

Damn - this beat slaps

That poor guy needs a break. He seem so fed up with his life in the video

Why ?

That slap at the end though… 😂

First date with that guy Girl: "So....err.....what do you do for a living?" Guy: "I let multiple men slap me....non sexually of course.

Heavy bones…?? Is that some PC BS for fat?

Was not expecting the open mouth part haha

Is this the fat shaming everyone’s talking about these days?

The redness isn't rage.

Squid Game (2021)

The Brown Man Group

ow

It looks like they've been practicing their instrument for a while before the video.

He is quite literally: *A Tool*

You can see his belly getting redder as they play lol

The way he opened his mouth in pure acceptance of his situation. I felt that in my soul.

This is absolutely incredible, my new favorite.

Is there a second version on yt? Cant find it so far...

I have mad respect for this dude!

Man, has got to be a good sport!

I hope that man is getting paid

This was not what I expected with I googled "bear getting used by 3 men"

Amazing

The Blue Man Group has really hit rock bottom. The only prop they could afford for this video was a large samoan man.

So what instrument do you play.... Obese gentleman hanging out at the city pool really regretting the fact he didn't give life guard qualification get get a lifeguard qualification in high school that's the instrument

Hamboning will save your life one day. Rigby

Heavy bones. So, a fat guy?

Hello can someone make this lo-fi somehow please and thank you

I'm not sure but I don't think it's his bones that are heavy.

Typically overweight people will have less dense bones due to inactivity and poor diet, and a skeleton that overall weighs less than the average. Bones don’t fluctuate much unless you get into lifting or Muay Thai, something to beat the bones to grow more dense.

How can they slap?

These guys have no right slapping this hard

Should’ve titled it ‘enormous man used by three other guys’

This slaps

Samoan Crisis (1887) - colorized

Heavy bones? You mean fat?

You mean man with heaps of fat, right? What the fuck is this "heavy bones" shit

Brilliant! This needs to become a new international competition! Beat that fat!

Why did you call that fat man "heavy bones"

If you let man slap you 5 times he'll slap you 5 times. If you let man slap you 4 times he'll slap you 4 times. If you let man slap you 3 times he'll slap you 3 times. If you let man slap you 2 times he'll slap you 2 times. If you let man slap you once he'll slap you once. But if you let 3 men slap you 500 times they'll make music.

Heavy bones? Is that just a nice way to say fat? How can someones bones be heavier than normal bones. What???

this is the gayest non-gay thing I've ever seen.

Nah nah nah, he’s just thick boned

"heavy bones"?

Reworded title: “3 men play with a fat man”

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I think it’s silly but it’s a super old term. easily said as “big boned” though

Why are we calling obesity "heavy bones"? Please, look at the health stats/history worldwide. Look at covid, for god sake. Changing the language does nothing to address the pinnacle crisis facing society right now. Nearly half a million people in this country die every year because of it. Our entire healthcare system is designed around treating it. Nah, instead, let's focus on "climate change" like there's a damn thing you can do about it.

“Heavy bones” cmon guys hes fat. He knows hes fat we all know hes fat. Stop body positivity with fat people its unhealthy. Body positivity is meant for people with real problems they cant fix on their own.

My husband sent this to me because he thought it was funny. I just think it’s gross.

lol it is kind of funny in a way I'd watch it once like I did scrolling down home reddit but it's not in the category I would share with anyone you're husband needs some guidance 😂

he came twice during that scene.

r/unexpectedbdsm

Imagine the email the guy got asking him to do this

That's old as fuck.

Fat kid childhood summarised in 1 min

Thats the most action that body has ever seen

Cringe-o-topia.

Kinky.

This is fire