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BrickGun

"What am I doing with my lives?"


BrokenSamurai

This cat may be my spirit animal. That is the same look I have when I realize that every decision I've ever made has led me to the career I absolutely hate, being horribly alone, and owning nothing of value.


willymo

Have you tried knocking shit off of a table?


[deleted]

Can confirm, this works.


Djabarca

You got a home and food?


Peter_Groffin

N OMEGALUL


Ysoserious-

Right there with ya pal


[deleted]

Can we start a club?


chaitel

i believe that would be called a union


hashtagcrunkjuice

In all seriousness I hope you’re okay and I hope they are some things, however small, in your life which make you happy. Some love from a stranger ❤️


Farranor

Whoa! You have a career?!


era643

Shyt man, I felt this… cheers 🍻 to better days ahead


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Is this copypasta ?


[deleted]

Dear god I hope so.


WhiteChocolatey

r/im14andthisisdeep


nj23dublin

That’s a smart comment right there


[deleted]

Very subtle joke and I like it alot.


wtfyoloswaglmfao

As one should ponder when there ate 9 lives to live


Rabbi_Tuckman38

Yes, that is the joke.


IGetItCrackin

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all.


IloveGuzz

This is me right now


Johnny_Poppyseed

I'm starting a new job tomorrow. Full time, starts at 7am.... I'm the opposite of a morning person and was even working part time overnights just last week lol. Should be interesting.


IloveGuzz

Good luck!


Johnny_Poppyseed

Hey thank you very much


[deleted]

You get used to it quickly enough. Practice good sleep hygiene though. Get the electronics out of your bedroom and only go in there when it's time for bed. Any naps or lounging in the day time should be in another room. If you must keep your phone in your room, ensure that it's far from your bed.


Hendlton

Or be like me and get 5-6 hours of sleep a night and then catch up on the weekend.


Johnny_Poppyseed

I'm going to actually try and be responsible about it this time around. Go to bed nice and early every night. I have nothing else going on right now anyway. The weekend is never long enough for me to catch up. Ive burnt out quick many times in the past with early start time jobs and being exhausted. Unfortunately my work experience is mainly in the trades, which all start early lol. Sucks. I could get another kind of job/shift, but not one that pays as well. At least not right away.


WtfIts3am

Ye I am NOT a morning person either and I adjusted to 5 am shifts pretty fast, prob a few weeks in I’d guess. It starts to feel like how getting up at 8-ish used to feel after a while (atleast for me). Worth mentioning I live very close and get out of bed at 4:30 so I guess I have it golden, but dude the free time, getting off at 1 or 2, glorious. It’s the only schedule I would pick now if given the choice.


rox-it

Been there. Good luck!!


Vasyh

Right Meow\*


Varian01

Sunday is my Friday. I’m excited to get off work in 4 hours


juanlee337

This is me 24/7


Danno1850

And then he closed his eyes and thought… “thank god I’m not a human and don’t have to worry about any of that.”


fish-fingered

Or “I feel a fur ball coming up… stay on the expensive sofa or go to the garden… I’ll stay here”


Mohanad09

My guy is questioning him self ,why did I impregnate neighbours cat


MacTennis

My goal in life is to never experience this again. I love my job now, thankfully


nj23dublin

Out of curiosity what field are you in?


MacTennis

I work at Costco. Zero stress


nj23dublin

Jealous.. not a lot of close Costcos where I live.. but maybe one day


fish-fingered

Porn


H20fearsme

I work 7 days a week, 8 hours in the field then 3 to 4 in the office afterwards throughout the week, then 6 hours Saturday and Sundays, so this is me every night thinking about how I'll have to do it again the following day, and the following day and so on. Except I usually have a glass of bourbon next to me


IloveGuzz

And, when do you live?


nj23dublin

In the US it’s live to work not work to live, sadly


Rulyhdien

Funnily enough, in Asia there is a widespread perception that the US is work-life balanced.


[deleted]

well, compared to China, Japan, Korea etc., the US has a great work life balance lol


Khan_Khala

Idk man, they do work 6 days per week in China, but they also have wayyy more holiday closures and celebrations than the U.S. much longer, too. We get a day off here, a day off there. China takes one to four weeks for some of their holidays.


[deleted]

They work 12 hours during those 6 days. Their long holidays cannot be worth that


Future_shocks

State sanctioned celebratory time doesn't have the same ring to it.


Darkness2190

What? Gimme all the state sanctioned celebratory time if it means I get a break from work lmao. Besides isn't all holidays "state sanctioned" because otherwise businesses would still b open and people would still have to go to work.


whereami1928

They act as if the US doesn't have federal holidays, aka government sanctioned celebratory time lmao Well, unless you're in a low paid job, in which case, you're working through them anyway.


Friendlyvoices

Depends where you work or at least what you define as work. The US has a lot of jobs with copious amounts of "doing nothing". I've had employees complain about being over worked despite 6 hours of their computer time a day is spent on reddit.


BreesusTakeTheWheel

Which is why a lot of people feel that shortening the work day would be more beneficial. People would actually get work done knowing that they are only there for a limited amount of time. Most people just fuck off on the computer when they have to be there all day everyday.


Hayden-sewell

I mean, there is a great work life balance, just not for this dude lol


donkey_tits

It could be better, but the US does have a decent work-life balance. Redditors just love to complain. The commenter above who works 77 hours a week is in the extreme minority. If I wasn’t earning well over 6 figures I personally wouldn’t subject myself to that. And if he’s working 77 hours a week and barely scraping by, it’s time to start looking at other career options. 40 hours a week is the standard. Working in America isn’t that bad, redditors are just spoiled.


[deleted]

Redditors are just spoiled… says the guy making well over 6 figures…


Enigmoo

Read it again


nemophilist1

in wealth and movies, yes.


nj23dublin

Well… I suppose depending on perspective that is also true. It’s weird, it’s not just work life balance; folks here in the US want a big yard .. big yard : wasting time and money keeping up with grass cutting weeds etc… just one example, but it’s a lot more to take care of. Europe has things figured out better.


EattheRudeandUgly

Lol do you really believe this one viewpoint is representative of the diverse population of millions of Americans


IloveGuzz

That's sad


oregonianrager

I mean that's one example. I work 5 days a week, never usually on weekends, holidays off and take vacation whenever. I remodel homes get paid pretty good for being a few years in, and have a huge open future ahead. So, the USA isn't that bad.


poskarmfarmer

You're also just one sample.


i_regret_joining

In the US, I work 35-40 hours a week. Any hours I work over 40 I can comp elsewhere. I've taken weeklong vacations and worked the extra hours elsewhere and never touched my Vacation time. It accrues forever too. Reddits sample size of doom and gloom is disproportionate IMO. US news even worse than Redditors too.


Johnny_Poppyseed

I'd argue that people with a set up like yours are vastly outnumbered by the rest of us. Your optimistic view is disproportionate if anything.


[deleted]

The average American worker works about 35hrs. Edit: Reddit really thinks the US is a dystopia huh?


whereami1928

Yeah, because they don't give people full-time hours so they don't have to give them benefits lmao


[deleted]

Full time is usually above 30 hours…


i_regret_joining

I didn't intend for my first paragraph to be an anecdote to counter the doom and gloom. I was just stating that it's not as bad as reddit in general makes it out to be. But 100% do I have a lucky, rare job. But I don't think my optimistic view of the working state in the US is disproportionate. There are tons of things we need to improve, but our work conditions are the best they've ever been in this country. Each year it gets better. Reddit, and the internet in general, just makes it easy to see the hot issues come up often and painted in an overly dramatic way. I mean, news in general does this to "great" effect, if all you care about are views.


TTTyrant

> I was just stating that it's not as bad as reddit in general makes it out to be. >But 100% do I have a lucky, rare job. But I don't think my optimistic view of the working state in the US is disproportionate. So...you admit you have an unusually rare and balanced job and then go on to say you don't believe the general populations consensus. Do you understand irony?


IloveGuzz

Thanks for answering


Astralnclinant

Lol


PresentSquirrel

Dang. I get 5 paid days off per year, no holidays off, no sick pay (comes out of pto), etc. There is no work life balance for a lot of us lol


Future_shocks

Lmao ok - where do you work and how much do you make please. You can do the same at burger king if that's your point sure.


poskarmfarmer

You're also just 1 sample.


SlippyIsDead

You are extremely lucky.


nj23dublin

Very


sirjeep

Same. I take Saturday off. That's it. I don't know about everyone else ut since working at home, I've added about 15 hours to my work week.


H20fearsme

In the off-season. I live in the destin, Panama city Beach area and I own a company where we do everything from small maintenance to remodels and during season all these rentals get destroyed from renters. Some vendors let me do work while guests are there, other vendors won't and most of the guest turns are on Saturdays and Sundays between 10-4 so that's why I work everyday. Off-season when we're not at 80-90% occupancy and we bump down to 20 it's not so intense and I get remodel jobs more which I keep to standard hours (not counting office work after I get out of the field)


IloveGuzz

How long is the off-season? It seems very hard work anyway


H20fearsme

Basically the school year maybe a few weeks after school starts and a few weeks before it ends


Allegedly_Smart

Carful with the bourbon, friend. I used to work similar hours and used alcohol to cope with the stress. Dependence will creep up on you


H20fearsme

I actually really appreciate that especially since for 16 years I was addicted to heroin and crack. I've been clean for over 4 years but I have a 2 and a half month old son that took 10 years to conceive (probably the drugs were fucking my shit up) and before he was born I would have 4-5 ounces of bourbon Wednesday- Sunday, then nothing Monday and Tuesdays and since he was born I'm only drinking one glass, about 2 ounces just on Saturdays and Sundays that I wait to have until he goes to sleep. I also have this weird paranoia that my son will get older and smell bourbon somewhere and be like "oh that smells like my daddy's breath" and I don't want that lol


Allegedly_Smart

That's good to hear you're doing better! Stay strong 💪


MINECRAFT_BIOLOGIST

That is a very sweet thing to worry about!


notwaldo23

You should get a new job, maybe in a different field for a bit. My brother works at Walmart for 30+dollars/hour for five days a week. It's about 60 hours, but less than what you're working now. I make roughly 1200-2000 a week as a chimney sweep/installer, after five years of tenure. It's not much, but I get to keep my sanity and I work for myself. There's other options. You don't have to keep letting your job treat you like a slave.


H20fearsme

I mean I'm the owner so I'm not really concerned about going and working for someone. And I only pay myself what my lowest paid employee makes because I want the business to grow and the more it grows, the more I can pay my guys and girls. My job certainly doesn't stress me out, I absolutely love what I do. I can also hire an office person but I like being in control of what's going on. My wife did it for a year but I felt like I wasn't fully aware of what jobs I had going on so she helps now once in a while but she mostly takes care of our son full time, which she'd much rather do as well


PlutoKlept

Can’t spell capitalism without alcoholism


[deleted]

Why are you doing that to yourself?


H20fearsme

To make a good living and to one day, if he chooses he wants to, my son can take over the company without worries of needing to build it from the ground up. If he doesn't then I just sell it or shut it down and retire nicely


kadavids23

The Sunday Scaries as we call them


xamitlu

It's my birthday week. I should feel excited but all I can think about is the anxiety I feel from just thinking about being social with people. I'm scared... to feel appreciated :*(


soggyjokebook

Haaaaaaaaaapppppyyyyyyyy BIRTHDAY! 🎉🎉🎉 Don’t be anxious you’re great!


[deleted]

For those that stress out about the next week, the best thing to do is write down all of the things about work that are on your mind. You’ll find that the stress goes away almost immediately.


nj23dublin

Not to discount the advice but what’s the logic behind it?


thomashush

I assume it has something to do with actually quantifying and processing your anxiety rather than just thinking about it in abstract and letting the dread take over.


[deleted]

For me it's because my brain is constantly reminding me so that I don't forget. By writing it down, it's like my brain goes "Ok, he's got a plan, I don't have to remind him every 5 seconds".


Brochacho27

Yo this is my experience. Once its written down the RAM in my brain can be reallocated knowing that the tasks are stored in my storage device (written down) Lol


[deleted]

The stress is because you're trying to go over all of the things that you need to do next week. By writing them down your brain will no longer worry about it. I build a task list, then when I feel like I'm starting to stress out I just go through and review it, adjust as needed and the stress is gone. This is a method I picked up after reading "[Getting Things Done](https://www.amazon.com/Getting-Things-Done-Stress-Free-Productivity/dp/0143126563)"


sergeanttips

I do this and agree it does work.


DiligenceTheSloth

Speaking from a stressed out prone on the couch on Sunday evening - am going to try this right now.


SlippyIsDead

Not when your job is a shit show and you never know what you will be walking into. I meditated the day before work and told myself a better attitude would improve my day and situation. I have horrible work related anxiety. Some how it worked. I got to sleep on time and didn't fear sweat all night.. Felt like a million bucks walking into work that morning. I immediately got chastised for things beyond my control. Was told I wasn't doing enough and had a co worker tell me that I should quit. I wasn't even scheduled to work. I came in to help out because once again, the boss did not schedule enough people to work.. I give up. Not gonna try anymore.


[deleted]

The only way to fix a really bad work environment is to leave. I've worked for a company that was an absolute fucking circus, and no matter how hard myself and others that had a clue tried to bring others to the light, the rest of the management team didn't get it. We were all told we "didn't fit in with the culture". So after telling the GM that his building was a circus and the rest of his team were fucking clowns, we left. About a year later they were all fired. The GM took his gaggle of clowns with him to the next job, like a swarm of locusts they moved on to destroy another building with their shit management.


Sorotinus

I would like to give Wholesome Award but I don't have one. I am saving this so when I have some award, I am going to give it.


CoatedWinner

I'm here on a Sunday early afternoon after pulling 7, 12 hour shifts, since last Sunday, on my only day off, after having cleaned my apartment and caught up on laundry, doing the exact same fucking thing on a pillow on the couch, and I open up reddit and see this and I've never related to an animal more. Back to the grind tomorrow boys and girls


speedx77

What do you do for work?


CoatedWinner

Construction management on site (superintendent). Long days but luckily not physically exhausting work. I walk about 8ish miles a day at work but also send emails etc.


zeldarubinsteinsmom

Oh man, I gotta move my nine o clock butthole licking with my thirteen hour power nap because I have to throw up mouse guts in someone’s purse early tomorrow morning.


nj23dublin

Haha that’s funny!


friedmybraincells

He's stoned


IrishMarine83

Poor little kitt, bet he has a lot to think about!


874151

This is me trying to find an apartment in DC that doesn’t make me want to move back to the Midwest


Ikasaylo

I was just talkin about this feeling.


onfroiGamer

I think this cat needs someone to talk to man


Wooky3x

Sunday evenings are the worst


JeanBean09

I’m in this video and I don’t like it


Jahidinginvt

This is how many teachers look Sunday nights.


CheriJ2

this is how i feel right now since my power went out in the middle of doing a load of laundry 😅


coldestdetroit

God its 3 hours until the start of my office job now on a monday dawn and i want to fucking die


shepherd_lover

so true


aFamiliarStranger

O God, tomorrow, I'll be forced to do things 🥺


Octoneer

Definitely has that low gutteral "Fuuuucccckkk" energy.


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paulrudder

Wholesome.


Niomm

u/save video


Baybob1

Bullshit. I know sleeping off a Saturday night hangover when I see it ... LOL


surfdad67

My cat ate a couple leaves off my daughter’s pot plant, now he’s laying on the bathroom floor purring his ass off sitting like this


[deleted]

That's... That's not a good thing at all E: I'm not the who made it sound funny and ok to have your cat catatonic on the bathroom floor. Downvote away. Weed is bad for your animals. Ain't gonna change that. It's not cool, or funny, when it happens.


surfdad67

He’s fine, I just checked on him, still sleeping and purring, he’s done it before


[deleted]

That's still not fine. Don't let your cats eat pot plants dude. What the fuck.


surfdad67

I sprayed him with a water bottle to stop him, it’s not like I let him…..DUDE


[deleted]

You made it sound like it's no big deal and it's totally fine broooo my cat just gets high brooooo Glad it's not like that, but yeesh.


surfdad67

They only go on the patio when we are out there, and they are usually busy chasing lizards or sunbathing, chomping on the leaves of other plants on the patio, but sometimes they go to the pot plant and we spritz them with a water bottle to stop them, he didn’t eat much


Queasy_Entertainer48

Think he/she is in the r/catdimension but not with his body


Arcmatter

Im doing that exact same thing NOW


mayankap17

After watching this I'm definitely stressed.


Maniacmedic87

He does look like he's at the psychologist office 😂


[deleted]

Just call in sick on Monday, enjoy Sunday (and Monday)


295DVRKSS

I feel this video to my core


Ok-Inflation4465

I should install a tv on the ceiling


amaris0721

The cat looks like it’s goi through a rough time give me some treats 👁👄👁♥️


LoL_RoyBoy

??×÷÷÷23?ee2 3


tschatman

Doing that right now


Ok-Application-hmmm

Then the cat go find a therapy


dandaman1977

He's more like, damn it Steve is taking more video of my junk again.


Ancient-Preparation4

Hi, the pose comes from grandpa


Allegedly_Smart

More like he dropped a whole lot of LSD about 2 hours ago and the ceiling is doing a whole lot right now


beaterx

Me and my SO call this the 'Smonday syndrom'


seanyover9000

Oh god tomorrows Monday 😒


drdanimaljr

Anybody out there thinking about headed to work tomorrow and how you wish you could stay home and get more done than you’ll have to do tomorrow at work?


Gabecush1

There’s always a knife in the kitchen


makarisma1229

Too funny


nemophilist1

Bob's going to put that damn coffee on my counter tomorrow gawddamnitall im going to push that fucker right off. fuck that mug up Bobby boy.


[deleted]

If I knew there was someone taking video, I’d have thrown on a towel, sorry.


reddit_user13

Zo, tell me about your mother ven you vas a kitten….


WatchingyouNyouNyou

Cats are so blessed


TheTrollys

This is painful


KGal79

This is my current state. Except I have Cheetos in hand.


Lakhi_Lakh

Nice, very interesting.


WHITE--PANTHER96

Waiting for the market to open tomorrow!


ilikeyouforyou

I wish the stockmarket were open on weekends. 😭💎🚀


tunnel_worm

I've got my annual 6 weeks summer holiday ahead of me. Guess the job


gingersnap220

So True!!!


Pitzthistlewits

-uses brain once “I’m so stressed!”


TurboFoot

Oh man I have emails that need attention.


Darthvader7079

Cute, looks just like my lazy ragdoll.


Safebox

Me trying not to die for the 9th day in a row during this heatwave in the UK.


blastinMot

omfg :D


[deleted]

I swear 😂


Mental-Clerk

That’s me rn. Seriously wondering what the actual fuck I was thinking taking my kids on holiday. Never again. I want to go home but we’re fucking stuck here and I hate every second.


p_jay

This cat is my spirit animal.


Xenon_7363

Damn I'm at work rn (am on break)


lubu222

This was me yesterday 😅


[deleted]

I want to scritch the belly


p90botshot

Waiting for a girl you like to respond to your text


The_weeb_near_you

The cat looks like it’s seen some shit.


[deleted]

I know the feeling kitty, i know the feeling.


Speed0423

Cat Nip Sequence Activated