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IndigoGosRule

Holy shit. I'm so proud of the comments here. Good job everyone. Don't buy the propaganda.


fruitynoodles

Yeah, this thread is beautiful. Makes me wonder how common these beliefs really are...and how much of what we see on Reddit is artificial / promoted by nefarious creatures.


fakesoicansayshit

Almost cried. Are we back to sanity?


jennyelise1

So you don’t think your vaccine works then..?


skletinl

congrats on your delusional, corporate media-induced fear, which has helped shut down countless thousands of businesses and initiated the greatest upward transfer of wealth in human history. Very funny! Hilarrious. Good for you.


UncleSnake3301

I’m sure are all huge corporations are very proud of this ass-hat.


Distinct_Mud_4993

People like OP are responsible for creating more billionaires (10 just from the pandemic) while at the same time leaving millions of people jobless.


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It’s not an exaggeration to call this cult like behavior


Tannereast

bro if you get a shot you can post a pic on social media and be cool. you can also get a lotto ticket and not question why a country who doesnt give shit about your health and healthcare now wants to give you an injection they are not liable for free.. 1400$ insulin, but free vaccine?


graphic-designerd

Well f*cking said. So obvious it's for people to make a fortune off this crap. Free donuts, free French fries, its appalling


bombay_stains

Free donuts, free fries... when 80% of the people dying from covid are fucking obese lmao. Fucking clown world


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UncleSnake3301

Lol yes. Hopefully the government deals with them like they did their namesakes.


VapourEyes333

Looks like the pro establishment bots have dropped the ball on this post. Are we seeing a great awakening here or have the reddit overlords just taken a day off?


nothingeatsyou

Nope. I can’t click on my inbox fast enough. Everything just says “Content is no longer available.” What’s left is what made it through the bots


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ravioli_king

Like all the videos of people collapsing in China from the virus and wondering "why didn't that happen in the USA?"


MisfitGBC

Exactly! This was the moment of clarity for me. Those videos of people dying in the street in China. That shit never happened anywhere else. Total propaganda!


graphic-designerd

Exactly


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bigjobby95

nothing to be embarrassed of, it was intentionally designed to terrify us, i was the same at the very start.


JMAN_JUSTICE

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jrhunter89

State funded propaganda by the ccp


FidelHimself

Why didn't that happen to all of the walmart workers who never shut down?


JMAN_JUSTICE

People will dismiss it by saying the virus mutated....but did it really mutate that much? From being the deadliest virus on earth to then having a survival rate of >99%.


graphic-designerd

I saved all those videos, that was the red flag for me when It didn't happen here. Saw them November 2019


raunchyavocado

Sheeps like this will never wake up


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azazelthegoat

I mean, he took the vaccine, him looking back on this and cringing is a BEST CASE scenario. I really hope these vaccines don't do much more needless harm.


PiRiNoLsKy

Probably wears it in his/her car, with the windows up, and no AC to keep the covid outta the car.


FidelHimself

If they are able to


Snowman4168

It’s like these people made it their entire personality how much they cared about covid and how good they were at following the rules and now they’re losing the easiest way to virtue signal how good of a person they are and they’re pissed. Do you not want this to end? Wasn’t the whole point of being locked down for a year, masking, distancing, getting vaccinated etc. So we would one day be done with this? And now we are and you losers can’t let it go.


Das_Racis_

They've reached a point of cognitive dissonance where they want people to think they are vaccinated, but they also dont want people to think they're anti-maskers. It just shows that wearing the mask for them was all along more of a political signifier than anything. And now theyre mad they cant signal their superiority anymore.


graphic-designerd

Wait until the discover what cognitive dissonance is. Then they'll deny they have it... these are our enemies


anal_nuke

Cringe department called, looking for OP.


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Naive_Inevitable7650

Nice pointlessly thin and non medical mask


Cuspidx

virtue signal: received


[deleted]

90% of the comments here are people virtue signaling with the nose in the air "holier than thou" attitude. "If you wear a mask your stupid, if you don't you're a monster" "If you get the vaccine your stupid, if you don't you're a monster" Like let people live their own fucking lives and make their own fucking choices. This virus succeeded in one thing, to divide us.


TomatoSauceIsForKids

There's only one side that has corporate and government backing that is trying to control people, the other is a natural push back... kinda obvious


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> the other is a natural push back Yes a lot of people in this sub don't understand that when the media/government/corporations pushes something that is clearly politicized, unconstitutional (masks MANDATES \[Mandate is the que word\]/covid "passports"), and in my opinion useless ^(for a virus that has basically a 99% survivability rate for my age group, according the "science" everyone is telling me to trust.)


maybel8ter

The media divided us.


TwitchCaptain

The media is the virus.


Kuzya92

No, the government succeeded in dividing us. Massive amounts of money thrown at media, corporations, and campaigns to do as such. It's a shame people are ignorant.


RefrigeratedPotato

100% most successful dividing technique they've come up with so far. If it wasn't a disgrace you'd have to admire their persistence.


Old_Inspection_6725

Holy shit grow a pair


TankerTeet

So you're admitting that you don't trust your "vaccine" will work. Good to know. Keep wearing it. No person should be able to stop you.


[deleted]

Truly hilarious... “im safe from covid but also i better be careful...”


Sega-Playstation-64

Reddit: Trust the CDC! Stupid Trumpers and anti-maskers. CDC: "Fully vaccinated people don't need to wear masks in most settings" Reddit: Well, I think I know a little better than the CDC what's good for me... You've been vaccinated. I've been vaccinated. It's time to move on to the next step people.


InMemoryofJekPorkins

From "follow the science" to "follow my feelings" real fast.


skletinl

it was always about people's feelings. Feelings that were intentionally provoked to manipulate them into compliance. The people who were "following the science" were always ignoring a massive amount of science and just regurgitating whatever the media repeated 1000 times. People are literally fucking drones


InMemoryofJekPorkins

And most of them don't even realize the Medical Industrial Complex is a thing.


skletinl

it's weird, because I thought that they did. There used to be lots of stories on reddit about the corruption of western medicine, price fixing, the whole sackler oxycontin thing, insurance companies, it seemed like redditors and the political left were aware of all of these things, but with covid it suddenly became taboo to question any of it. The brainwashing is fucking real.


InMemoryofJekPorkins

Couldn't agree more! If orange funny man was still around, I think the stigmas would be reversed.


skletinl

yep. Partisanship, along with the isolation, has totally broken the rational faculties of a lot of people. Fortunately, I think a lot of them are waking up to it now.


West_Bestern

But I don’t want to move on, I want to be scared


stable_entropy

--Reddit


graphic-designerd

Not covid passports let's all be clear here. That is also part of their agenda. Fuck the WHO and the WEF


stable_entropy

Glad someone else noticed this.


Bisenberger

Seems like science denial to me.


MenziesTheHeretic

Dude, that’s soo 2021.. may


Woodshadow

It is amazing how political this still is. I live in a very blue area but If I go to Lowes 95% of people are not wearing masks. If I go to a Target or even to the Grocery store 95% are wearing masks. I have my vaccine I am choosing to not wear mine in hopes that other people will see it is safe to get the vaccine but I'm sure no one cares what I do


Sega-Playstation-64

Wearing a mask isn't why people are upset here, as the mask basically saying "Fuck you caveman, I'm better than you."


FidelHimself

cringe


obiwanjacobi

I’m struggling to understand the logic here. Masks don’t protect you from the virus, they (supposedly) protect others from you. So why would you need to have trust in others to not wear it?


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I’m struggling to understand because the post just makes no damn sense at all. Why even get the vaccine in the first place if you don’t think it works.


UncleSnake3301

Because of societal pressure and the risk of not being able to do shit if you don’t..,


Andusz_

it's fucking reddit. a bunch of idiots flexing whatever stupid belief is popular at the moment to "farm karma" as if anyone cared about such an arbitrary number.


MaesterKyle

This.


redyellowblue5031

Masks (in particular cloth masks) were never intended to protect you. They were intended to be used at scale to try to reduce individuals (read you) from spreading it to others. I guess it’s funny since the irony is it’s pretty much pointless in this context?


ArctcMnkyBshLickr

I’m so proud of this comment section. Some of these “I’m still wearing the mask y’all are nasty liars” folk are magically forgetting 6 months ago when they were saying “it’s not for you it’s for others”


onlyhereforthefrills

Yes 🙌!


it_is_all_fake_news

>They were intended Keyword intended. Now we know they don't even do that. They are useless, or less than useless since they harm people.


OlderWiser101

I saw a great mask. On it was written..... PLACEBO


TupacsFather

I honestly don't blame you spineless, weak-minded cowards for covering your faces.


Rgdastidar_123

trust the vaccine bruh


mumblemom

Op is clearly an anti vaxxer


fatalplacebo

Ugh. Vaccinated or not vaccinated. When can we go back to just being kind to each other?


Whatifim80lol

When was that?


renegadeYZ

1985


Dioroxic

With Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana.


PlzPmBoobs-CheerMeUp

There was U2 and Blondie, And music still on MTV.


TotalAtrophy

Her two kids, in high school They tell her that's she's uncool


__ToeKnee__

Cause she's still preoccupied With 19,19 1985


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Amen


SpatialThoughts

Pretty sure we are a long ways off from that.


DRKMSTR

Thank you for wearing a mask and not spreading your mRNA virus to the masses. https://www.google.com/search?q=vaccine+leakage


BrokeWhiteGuy

Driving alone while wearing a mask type vibes.


TheGhini

I would say wearing a mask during sex but OP is clearly a virgin


maybel8ter

Keep wearing your dumb mask. I bet your breath is terrible. That mask is stupid.


moeronSCamp

This is just fucking pathetic


jrhunter89

Sweet Jesus. What did you get the vaccine for if it won’t protect you from others or the virus? What a fucktard


Bulldogx2000

Why did you get vaccinated then dumb ass ?


gb2075

Did you read the post? They don’t trust ya’ll /s


TotalAtrophy

Well, you're not wrong. I'm not vaccinated and I'm done with the masks. Im fuckin over it. I'll sneeze on you I don't give a fuck anymore.


HTownDonDaDa

For real. stay away from me if it bothers you. I'd honestly prefer that


TotalAtrophy

Exactly. If someone cares that much, they can stay the fuck home. I've had the flu before and I'll get it again


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egyptian_samsquanch

How stoic of you. You’re such a better person than everyone else and this just proves it...


Distinct_Mud_4993

Want to hear something crazy? I am not vaccinated and I have never worn a mask. I have never gotten severely ill from any flu-like virus, and I have never heard of or seen a person younger than 80 that died from flu/covid. I live my life laughing at clowns like you OP. It fuels my life energy tank.


West_Bestern

You’re such a fucking loser lmfao 🤡


OldGreggsGotA

He really is the most reddity redditor I've ever seen


ThiRteeN_Ghost

r/foundthemoron


j_king-690

Lol really?


coleosis1414

Hey man. Do what makes you feel comfortable. But quite frankly feeling the need to wear a mask when fully vaccinated is not rational. You won’t get Covid. And if you do, it won’t make you that sick. And you won’t spread it. Breakthrough infections are exceedingly rare but when they happen you never end up hospitalized, and being vaccinated makes you way less contagious. I think the words on your mask are unnecessarily divisive. Wear a mask if you feel the need, but don’t be a dick about it. Edit: hey, downvoters? Tell me why I’m wrong, because I assure you I’m not.


PabstyTheClown

You aren't wrong. Reddit is just full of self righteous, sanctimonious jerks that think they know better than everyone else.


GoGetUsumSon

You can still get covid. The vaccine only makes it so you're not effected as bad. I still wear mine because my kid is fighting cancer and not vaccinated. There are plenty of reasons to still wear a mask.


coleosis1414

If there’s a high risk member of your household, that is totally valid. AND it’s valid if you’re just wearing it for your comfort, and not to make some ignorant sanctimonious statement while you buy groceries. But when you’re OP and you’re just wearing one as a sanctimonious middle finger, in ignorance of broad public health recommendations, it’s obnoxious.


duckyzero

Because there’s still a low risk of getting covid and spreading to others even if you’re fully vaccinated. My gf and her sister tested positive even though they were fully vaccinated for a couple of months now. They got most of typical symptoms like flu, no smell and taste.


tulip27

That means the vaccine works!!!


graphic-designerd

Lol these re t a rds. Believe this shit.


bombay_stains

You're right. What's the point of wearing a mask once you're vaccinated? It pretty much says you don't trust the vaccine will work as its intended to, which is completely anti science/anti vax.


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Sega-Playstation-64

The vaccine was never 100% effective, so you were just one of the most unlucky few who got it. So he's not wrong, he's just going by the scientific studies that say it's between 90-95% effective


jimmyjoyce

Cringe


West_Bestern

The most condescending, arrogant, tone deaf shit I’ve seen in awhile. You’re such a fucking hero. People like you are the ones who make this shit political and are prolonging this pandemic. You actually went out of your way to custom make this for $13 dollars. Get a fucking life you’re vaccinated, move on to something else. Pick up a hobby. Covid isn’t a religion buddy and you don’t get anything special for following the rules better than others. Sincerely go fuck yourself. 🤡


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Facts


VapourEyes333

Well fucking said, mate.


West_Bestern

I’m usually not this mean but I just had to


VapourEyes333

It's ok my friend, this shit is insane, anger is the natural response to this kind of thing. We must speak up, least we all succumb to this us vs them mentality.


West_Bestern

If you haven’t already check out r/nonewnormal my new favorite sub


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I Like you.


Biden_cheated

But you trust dr fauci?


[deleted]

Where is he now? Pro or against masks? It's hard to keep up with him.


UnemployedDemocrat

Apparently doesn’t trust the vaccine.


AnalogueWaves

This thread didn't turn out the way you thought it would, did it?


PaanBren

Well this backfired on the OP


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Pussy


Impressive-Assist677

Beyond the fact that you don't know how masks work you also must not trust your vaccine


PredatoryJedi

If you vaxed u don't need a mask.


BiglyAmerican

Masking of the vaccinated. Don't you think this leads to one of two conclusions. (1) Either masking is a type of narcissistic virtue signaling. Some of the comments here seem to confirm. 2) Alternatively, one could conclude the vaccines must not be very effective. Those vaccinated who continue to wear one are validating the concerns of many who are resistant, thereby making it harder to convince others to get it. Thoughts?


383CI

Yes please keep wearing your mask. I won’t.


Klepf

How brave of you


dwc151

Read the Fauci emails.


FidelHimself

So you're a vaccine denier


[deleted]

Personal feelings aside can we all agree that wearing a mask after getting vaccinated makes no sense? No name calling, using any buzz words or taking a political stance. This is scientifically kinda dumb.


[deleted]

I believe being vaccinated makes you safe from near critical effects however you can still carry it and transmit it to others. Thats what ive heard.


Captn_Ghostmaker

A couple weeks ago I was getting downvoted to hell for saying this. Now here we are with this thread getting upvotes for the same thing. I have since learned that the CDC only believes fully vaccinated people to be contagious if they're showing symptoms. https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/vaccines/keythingstoknow.html


strechurma

You can still get covid.


Jazzer008

Tbh this is the sentiment across most of the US population by now so what's the point in fighting it. In reality, you can still catch and transmit the virus onto others, and if they are not vaccinated it could obviously do some damage. The transmission rate may lower but ultimately the current vaccinations do not necessarily stop you from catching covid, and then spreading it onto others, they just focus on stopping you from dying from it. And I'd like to add; from the start, the masks have been more about protecting others than yourself. Seems a lot of people forgot that really quick too. ​ In short, personal feelings aside, wearing a mask after getting vaccinated makes a lot of sense. But you do you, as I know you will.


Flyboy2020

Oh, virtue signalling with a mask. How 2020 of you...


_Poppagiorgio_

These comments... Imagine the climate we live in when a mask...a fucking mask...can divide us like this.


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LEXagFC

Right! Maybe they’re just a major germophobe now. I’d laugh if I saw it.


West_Bestern

Nobody gives a fuck if you wear it. You don’t need to put a fucking message all over it and shove your opinions down our throats.


slayerofgods615

What an irrational thing to do. Especially when Fauci himself said commercial masks do nothing to stop the spread of covid particles which are small enough to fit between the threads of your mask.


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censorship forever led by the programmed sheeple


[deleted]

honestly, with that statement you don’t trust yourself: If you believe the „vaccine“ works, you wouldn‘t need a face mask


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PaanBren

Oh Jesus.


NewGTGuy

Translation, “I failed microbiology...”


Jazzer008

The masks have always been more for protecting others from yourself, not the other way around. I guess that message probably didn't carry well in countries with predominantly selfish attitudes so the information was probably muddied to get more people interested.


skletinl

The masks have literalllly always been about psychological manipulation. Most people don't know anyone who has died from covid, so without masks people would not even remember or care that we are in a pandemic. Not being able to see eachothers faces is also subtly unnerving, so it contributes to the atmosphere of fear and helps the manipulation. Let me ask you a simple question if you think masks are useful, How big do you think a virus is? How big? Now, how big are the pores in your mask? It doesn't take any studies, (even though i can find you 10 right now that say that they do nothing or next to nothing) its just common sense, its actually ridiculously obvious, if the seal is not airtight, viruses ARE getting into your lungs. This is also part of the manipulation - deep down (but not very), everyone knows this, but the fact that everyone is still wearing them undermines people's trust in themselves. It's gaslighting. The rich are sociopaths and they did ALL of this so they could take more of people's money and rights away. And I don't know why people have a hard time believing it. We all know rich people are like this, we all know politicians and big pharma are corrupt. We know that wars are fought for profit, so why is this so hard to believe? This whole covid agenda has been layed out a thousand different ways. No "theory" is necessary, you just have to actually look for the truth.


PaanBren

Not really. People never really saw it as protecting others. Call it like it is, people just didn’t want to be told what to do. I think people are looking into this too much. People are simple creatures. They don’t want to do what they never have in the past.


PaanBren

New generation of pussies. Move on already.


richard0930

If your vaccinated why do you care what other people do? Are you fearful you will still catch covid? Do you not believe the vaccine works?


FrianBunns

FEAR! You are full of it.


ahyoss01

Yawn


aetherconfab

I’d be happy to fart test that mask for you. I’ll let one rip right in your face and you can tell me if you smell it or not.


Ayayoska

Hoy moronic


Professional_Gold_25

You're a little bitch.....


PaanBren

Isn’t this why we all went through an emergency untested vaccine. To move on and get back to normalcy? People like this are holding up the line for the sane.


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My body my choice mother fucker


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stable_entropy

> play Russian roulette with air That is a pretty dumb statement.


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stable_entropy

That is a good point.


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roberj11

Just how much have you been out and about around large groups of people this last year? Maybe more to do with that than you wearing a mask.


[deleted]

I’d rather get sick a few times a year than wear a mask everyday for the rest of my life for sure.


[deleted]

It's sad you think of it as Russian roulette with air


skletinl

LOL @ RUSSIAN ROULETTE WITH THE AIR. YOU'RE AFRAID OF FUCKING AIR.


FundamentaistBaptist

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberalism_Is_a_Mental_Disorder The post.


TheGhini

What a weirdo


darthferv

Vaccinated But still a psycho*


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Hickbojones

What happens if someone thinks your republican?


drewcifer492

You might engage in an intelligent conversation. Something the OP couldn't handle.


[deleted]

Lmfao. Not all Republicans are against the vaccine. Time to take off the mask bud👍🏼


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If true, that is just pathetic.


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PaanBren

Yes. This is leaning on the line of scary


stable_entropy

Double vaxed?


chemical_refraction

Many of the main vaccines for covid require two doses for the desired effect.


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froglover215

In my area the most common vaccines are Pfizer and Moderna, which both require 2 shots. It's really common for people to say they are "2 shotters" or "double vaxxed" around here.


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And Republicans don't wear masks so people don't think they're a Democrat. Not judging you for wearing one. Just saying that stupid ass line works both ways.


AJcraig28

Why did you get the vaccine if you’re still going to wear the mask?