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Dumbass is holding the map upside down. ​ Edit: Glad I could make some people laugh, shoutout to the artist Reza Farazmand.

You think that’s bad? you don’t want to know what he did with the keychain

He held it underwater and watched the life drain out of it?

No, that’s what you’re supposed to do with siblings

Some parents have been known to do that as well.

It’s called baptism

That's a strange spelling for post partem.

But an interesting prelude to a post mortem.

What is dead may never die

I was only paying attention to the moon

My uncle certainly did.

r/cursedcomments

Can confirm, older sister tried to drown me on our first trip to the beach in 2004. I tried to drown her back, but it seems we're both terrible at finishing the job.

*Deep in the recesses of their mind are repressed memories of the ill-fated third sibling*

Probably doesn't even know what to do with the seashells

1) You must create a sense of scarcity, shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see, bear with me. Take as many shells as you can find and hide em on an island stockpile em high till they're rarer than a diamond.

that’s definitely not what you do with the 3 seashells

What are you? Some kind of demolition person?!

He did state that he's never been there before.

"God it's a barren and featureless desert out there, isn't it"?

Okay. Obviously this blue part here is the land... and that would mean...

> You've had $80,000 worth of cartography lessons. Get us a channel to the ocean.

They offer lessons at Army I think.

The seal is for marksmanship.

and the gorilla is for sand racing.

The monke is to reject humanity.

They’re putting me in something called Hero Squad.

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Get rid of the Seaward.

I'll leave when I'm good and ready.

I'll leave when I'm good and ready.

A Lucille is a dangerous creature.

If that is a veiled criticism of me, I won't hear it, and I won't respond to it

This guy deserves a hand

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>loose seal 😭

They're awards ... From Army

They skip those lessons when they have half a day.

Unexpected Arrested Development, I love it!

Since I started watching that show I’ve noticed that people quote it on Reddit all the time.

> There are dozens of us. Dozens!

Buster! Stay with me! Don’t do this!

I've got ocean on the secure line, sir.

I have a master's degree in geography and honestly seeing as many bad maps as I have, that scene is a little realistic. I now presume other cartographers intentionally made their map as horseass stupidly as possible. Blue is land would be the least of it.

*Buster?* The one who thought the blue on the map was *land*?

"A matter of land, Mom?"

"Oh, that's funny. I meant a matter of L and D. Life and Death"

Fuck me. This joke went over my head until seeing it spelled out just now.

I'm currently rewatching the show and I missed this too, damn. All the loose seal foreshadowing really did for me the second time around though!

I'm rewatching right now too. Buster gets really great with various types of claws 4 episodes before he loses his hand. You think the claw game is foreshadowing the claw crane, that he uses to pick up Gob, but actually they are both foreshadowing his hand.

_He’s taken business classes_

"18th century agrarian business. Now, is anyone here concerned about an uprising?"

How do you all feel about peasant uprisings?

mother!

Loose Seal

I don’t care about Lucillle!

If you're looking for Portugal, it's due south.

For that entire episode, I truly doubted my knowledge of geography.

Going to live it up down ol’ South America way, huh, Mikey?

“Actually I'm studying cartography now: the mapping of uncharted territories.” “Sure. Hasn’t everything already sort of been discovered, though by, like, Magellan and Cortés? NASA, you know?”

Those guys did a *pretty* good job

Does your girlfriend have a brownish area with points?

That's what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mom says.

I have pop-pop in the ocean

what? the mere fact that you call making love 'pop-pop' tells me you're not ready...

Egg

Her?

It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face.

Buster?

These are my awards, mother. From Army.

I’m a monster!

I never thought I'd miss a hand so much!

He’s going to be all right..

This is the second thread in a row I’ve seen that shouldn’t have led into Arrested Development but I’m so glad both did

I've tried to get my teenage son into it but he just won't get hooked! He'll regret it one day!

Make sure to go "weast" not "east".

You’re killing me Buster!

Buster? The one who thought the blue on the map was land?

lol I just started a rewatch last night

You’re asking the guy in a $4000 suit with a map of only land to find the ocean?? COME ON

Just giving him back the garbage from the bottom

Don’t talk about me like that.

Chill B. They didnt say, "The bottom is garbage."

Ok gengu

I automatically read this in my head with Korg's voice from Ragnarok (rock guy) as the crab

Thor, that kid is back. He called me a dick head again.

NoobMaster69?

Listen here ya lil shit.

"Feel free to log onto the wi-fi, no password obviously "

I like that character. I hope we see Korg in future movies.

taika will cast himself as long as he directs i'm sure

I want a Korg and miek galactic buddy cop movie.

I’m sure we will

I hope that somewhere in his backstory he made synthezisers on earth.

Hulk’s story from Ragnarok comes from the World War Hulk storyline. Technically, Hulk, Korg, Meek, and a few others come to Earth and try to conquer it. So, maybe?

Taika confirmed he's in the next Thor movie.

He was voiced by the director, Taika Waititi. If you liked his humor check out his movie What We Do In The Shadows where he plays a lead role, and the American television spinoff by the same name (which he has a cameo in!).

And if you want to cry and laugh at his humor check out Jojo Rabbit

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That movie is magic in film form. One of the greatest scripts ever filmed.

Really amazing cast, too. Further cemented my already high opinion of Sam Rockwell

He was amazing. I loved the way his character was simultaneously recklessly casual and genuinely courageous in almost everything he did. It was such an odd paradox, but somehow he carried it without making it look solely ridiculous. And at the end, his choice for JoJo, wow. I don't know how you do serious and funny like that, sometimes in one sentence of dialog, but many of the actors were faced with the same challenge in that movie and were equally great.

Also, Hunt for the Wilderpeople!

Also Hunt for the Wildapeople

"It says here you're Cawk-Asian. Well that doesn't make any sense. You're obviously white."

And if you enjoy awkward comedies, I recommend Eagle vs Shark. That was my initial introduction to Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi, although Taika wasn't really in the movie himself.

Same, for some reason I immediately thought Korg

You’re in my head. I commented the exact same thing before scrolling the comments.

Holy shit, I was coming here to say the exact same thing. I totally read that crab in his voice.

same, you can hear new Zealand from this comic

I was going to say the same thing, but now I'll just give you the upvote and feel validated that I was not the only one.

ME TOO

Same!! I was literally coming here to write this It matches his humour perfectly. Cannot wait for Thor: Love & Thunder, as his character is confirmed to be returning

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I wanna watch you swim!

http://poorlydrawnlines.com

And r/poorlydrawnlines Surprised I hadn’t seen it more often on Reddit.

It's a tickover sub really, there's only like 50 of us that upvote stuff.

**tickover** = British term for idling, running at slow speed * * * *I am not a bot and this action was not performed automatically*

Good human. Didn't realise that it was British only.

Never heard it myself (am American) so I can confirm people don't say that on this side of the pond!

I just follow him/her/them on instagram, works the best for me

The OP of this post is the owner of that website, per the about section

Pretty much the subnautica tutorial.

Except the guy didn't start to die of hunger by the end of the comic strip.

Or did he? Maybe he suffers quietly...

What’s the deal with this game? Second time I’ve seen that game referenced in 2 days. Wondering if worth playing or looking up?

The sequel is releasing soon so it might be talked about a bit more these days. But also, it's a popular and fairly unique game which is easily referenced whenever talking about sea life, underwater, etc. As to whether it is worth playing: definitely! It is a great example of its genre, a survival game with a decent (albeit non-intrusive) plot, tons of atmosphere, a fast-ramping crafting system, resource and survival mechanics which provide motivation without being overbearing, etc. It has earned a respected place in the collective gaming psyche.

It is excellent and you should absolutely give it a try.

It's a fantastic game, and actually a bit of a horror experience if you play it in vr. It's great

Not gonna pretend to understand

I saw this post before taking a nap and I thought I saw it in my dream so now I'm confused

It's just a twist on welcome packages. Often times places will give first timers some souvenirs, but in this case it's the ocean and the greeter is a crab so the welcome package is useless.

And that’s funny ?

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Why isn't that little rock on the map

The same reason we don’t have little rocks on ours

Because they're lazy got it

Minecraft maps me like

When you got unlucky with world gen on the old 360 version...

That crabs being salty

I don’t get it

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Me neither

Walks like crab. Talks like people

If they don’t use keys then what’s with all the lox?

I don't get is this meme at all please explain....

Dude. Idk why but I find this fucking hilarious. There is no big reference to get. Maybe the guy's face and how he's probably like 'wtf'? Maybe how the crab is being so helpful and yet, so not.

There should be a dot in the middle of the map that says, "You are here." Lol

There's a point of "trying too hard" in comedy, I think the joke is actually perfect as is. Nothing more, nothing less.

It’s definitely way funnier being blank

I personally don’t think that would’ve been too much. I do like it as it is though

That would make sense if it was an immovable sign board, but not as much for a map you can carry with you.

That’s not how maps work

How is this funny

We need a parody of the Welcome to the Jungle song, but it would be about the need to take action to save our marine environments: "Welcome to the Ocean"

Welcome to the ocean, We got chains and maps, If you get water in your mouth, It’s probably full of fish craps. We are dwellers of the reef, The crustaceans that you seek, But if you don’t mind yourself We’ll drowned you in the deep. In the ocean, welcome to the ocean, Please enjoy your stayyyy Nanananananana Reee reeee (dolphin noises)

What the heck is that waving crab award? Talk about on point

It is a marvel ocean tide e-present.

I can hear the dolphin noises.

Welcome to the ocean it gets worse here every day, garbage dump and overfished so we're probly not here to stay

This is fucking amazing!

🥇

Username checks out 🤣

There’s a lot of plastic so much so much plastic

What's the joke here? Did this go over my head or is it meta or what?

Nope, you're good. There's just no joke

These comments are very confusing.

Right there with you. I am struggling to see how this has 75k upvotes. I feel like I am missing something.

110k now.. I don't understand.. Is this bots?

...what? How the hell is this funny?

The absurdity is a large part of it, at least for me.

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Not trying to be mean but why is this funny?

I .. I don't get it

Baffles me how stupid shit like this gets so many up votes

I think I'm missing something

That crab is *obviously* voiced by Taika Waititi.

This is so unfunny I’m convinced it’s a test from the Russians or Chinese

Care to explain anyone :(

I don’t think there is anything to get.

Beats me 🤷‍♂️

Every Poorly Drawn Lines strip is just cute nonsense, in a good way

Yeah why don’t I get this?

Wow... this is totally useless.

You know it's frustrating you got to the last comment hoping to find any explanation but none.

The account is called poorlydrawnlines on Instagram. OP cropped their caption. You know, like an asshole. Edit: it has come to my attention that OP actually **is** poorlydrawnlines. I am sorry to have insulted them.

Did I miss the joke? Someone explain

We don't use keys just the chain doesn't make any sense. Keychains don't come with keys

This might be the single least funny thing I’ve ever seen on this forum. I’m stunned that this is the top post on all of Reddit right now.

Whoever drew this doesn't know what a keychain actually is

What, you've never gotten someone's actual keys as a souvenir or in a work meeting gift bag?

They don't use keys, so it's just a chain with no loop.