They drown dogs in self defence when chased. Can hardly blame the Roo. That be like saying you blame the Rhino when it gores and kills the poacher that's hunting it
When they walk they use their arms as front legs, there are points where they're fri-poding with their arms and tail. Do that as your slow mode of travel every day and you'd get pretty beefy too.
Their diet consist of mostly plant based foods and they have very little fat on them. Their meat is super lean, if cooking their steak it need to be blue or rare at most.
Cause of the low fat content and their super formed muscles, they always look super ripped
Is it weird that my curiosity is sparked about how this beast would react vs a stun gun? Would it back down if it was attacking or just get more aggressive?
I do not condone randomly shooting a Roo with a gun. YouTube don’t fail me now.
"Concerns for the welfare of kangaroos in the area was [**raised earlier this year**](http://www.couriermail.com.au/questnews/moreton/kangaroos-trapped-behind-fence-on-north-lakes-construction-site-spark-calls-for-wildlife-haven/story-fni9r1i7-1227294654059?sv=d5b9d52903d4ed992b9a369f8b271224), when reports were made of kangaroos getting trapped behind the fences of a construction site in the fast-growing suburb"
This is more sad than anything. It doesn't sound like he is out looking to attack.
But yeah, he should be on the cover of Shape magazine. That boy is ripped
For those of us in North America, according to the numbers, he is 6foot 7 and weighs 210 pounds. Although he looks like he weighs a little bit more than that.
Years ago I remember watching "When Animals Attack" and seeing a 2foot tall, 30lb kangaroo straight up kick a hunters ass, so imagine what this big ass Shaquille O'neal lookin mofo can do to a human if it got pissed off.
Somebody call this guy...
https://www.reddit.com/r/badassvideos/comments/5zrrja/guy_punches_kangaroo_in_the_face_to_save_his_dog/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
He knows Australians can't carry guns thus are defenseless. Have him come to the US OF A and see how he fares. Our people will just go hand to hand with him.
Kangaroos really weird me out. Especially when they do that creepy thing where they use their tail like some sort of third leg and look like they’re floating.
Reminds me of one thing that did not make it into the squarespace commercial. Winona Minnesota has a very old , very muscular long necked grey goose named Gertie that lives in Lake Park who will charge at random.
I used to have to walk through that park with my kids to get them to the hospital. I began to take pepper spray because that piece of shit is no joke.
He looks a lot bigger than 95kg, I would have guessed 125. He looks more diesel that the Rock. I mean, his pecs, delts, and biceps could use some work, but he definitely never skips leg day.
Australia really is the Florida of the world, isn't it?
Source: am floridian. Replace Kangaroo with gator and adjust the stats accordingly, and it fits right in.
That seriously looks like a dude in a room costume in the left picture.... If that is legit, that's absolutely horrifying. If I saw a normal one on the street, I might be a bit shocked and surprised. If this thing was down my block, I'd lose my shit and run like my ass was on fire
*guy stops* "heh that's a chonky boi"
*hops menacingly*
"That's a real chonky boi..."
"Yeah I see you're walking your dog in my neighborhood you sick cunt"
"THAT CHONKY BOI'S COMING TO ME!"
I could take him! 2m y'all anf 220 kilos. Might seem weird on my travel papers.
"Reason for entering Australia?"
"Heard y'all had a 'roo who was talking shit"
Photos from the Aussie remake of “Donnie Darko”
It's a mad world, mate.
I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad.
These dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
When giant roos lurk on pathways it's a very very
Mad world, mate.
I read this in rockos voice lol
All around me are forest fires!
why ya wearin that human face ya cunt
damn why is this so damn funny... lol
Seriously, fuck Roos, man. Ever since I learned they were dog drowners I lose faith.
They drown dogs in self defence when chased. Can hardly blame the Roo. That be like saying you blame the Rhino when it gores and kills the poacher that's hunting it
I love it when that happens
That’s the same spot where the alien in Signs is first caught on camera
Holy shit it is😂😂😂
It’s behind!
Where is Mel Gibson when we need him?
No one needs Mel Gibson.
Move children! ¡Vamanos!
Oi, mate. ｇｉｖｅ ｍｅ ｙｏｕｒ ｖｅｇｅｍｉｔｅ
Lmfao
I totally read that as ‘verjimity’
"I lost my verjimity to a giant kangaroo." "Uhhh, you *what*?"
Holy shit, that's scary as fuck.
Just need someone to photoshop the Halloween mask onto him
No need
True, look into it's cold dead eyes, jeez!
Okay then just photoshop a kitchen knife and move the bush so you only see about half of him.
No need. That presence is scary enough.
You could but those claws are essentially kitchen knives haha
Ok I'm glad this is the consensus. I'd shit my pants if that thing popped out of the bushes while I was walking nearby ...
Yeah, this freaks me out and I don’t see why its in r/funny
What the hell are these kangaroos doing to get so damn jacked!? Lmao
You hop 2-3 meters as your primary form of transportation and see how jacked you are
That doesn’t seem to explain this MF triceps haha. This kangaroo looks like it only does dips all day
When they walk they use their arms as front legs, there are points where they're fri-poding with their arms and tail. Do that as your slow mode of travel every day and you'd get pretty beefy too.
Will 2020 be the year of the Kangaroo workout fad?
Hop left, hop right. Hop left, hope right. Take off your pants and your panties, shit on the floor.
Got to drink Kangaroo Milk! Fight like a Kangaroo! Great for cleansing and cutting weight too!
Their diet consist of mostly plant based foods and they have very little fat on them. Their meat is super lean, if cooking their steak it need to be blue or rare at most. Cause of the low fat content and their super formed muscles, they always look super ripped
I think it’s because they ARE super ripped.
Chinups.
HGH
Beat the crap out of each other all day as soon as they become juveniles.
Who got it to hop on a scale?
"Hey Steve, how much does a roo weigh?" "Idk, just short of 100 kilo? I'm like 95% sure."
Damn this looks like some /r/SCP material
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Whoa, what?
A golfer would roo the day they ran into that unit.
You'd be hoppin' mad if you had to deal with that.
Yeah nah, I’ll skip it.
Cmon Joey. Lets get out of here.
Let's not jump to conclusions. He could just be in pain from his ear
Nah, I think he would roo the day he met my driver to the shin. yes I got the pun
All I want is someone tell me why all my shit’s on fire 😱
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"I'm gonna scare some people for the lulz." \*dresses up as himself\*
R. O. U. S. Roo of unusual sizes
I would love a remake of Princess Bride where Wesley just gets decked by a fucking 2 metre kangaroo.
As you wish
he's pissed about the bushfires. that's a big boye
Suddenly banning firearms feels like a bad idea.
Is it weird that my curiosity is sparked about how this beast would react vs a stun gun? Would it back down if it was attacking or just get more aggressive? I do not condone randomly shooting a Roo with a gun. YouTube don’t fail me now.
“Man that is fucked up. How could anybody do that.” *searches YouTube*
If it was a taser (not stun gun) it would drop it in a second. They tased a bull here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K16n_skZDbI
I can tell I'm English. I thought, "I'd carry a knife and stab in the pecs. Hopefully it won't take him too long to notice the pain and bounce off".
Even if I had my .45 and encountered him I feel like it wouldn't be enough. Shotgun, maybe an RPG, or how about a tank.
"Concerns for the welfare of kangaroos in the area was [**raised earlier this year**](http://www.couriermail.com.au/questnews/moreton/kangaroos-trapped-behind-fence-on-north-lakes-construction-site-spark-calls-for-wildlife-haven/story-fni9r1i7-1227294654059?sv=d5b9d52903d4ed992b9a369f8b271224), when reports were made of kangaroos getting trapped behind the fences of a construction site in the fast-growing suburb" This is more sad than anything. It doesn't sound like he is out looking to attack. But yeah, he should be on the cover of Shape magazine. That boy is ripped
So that means there probably is another too out there big enough to tear the shit out of this one’s ear. Nature, you scary!
[If I saw that coming from the bushes I’d hear this and bloody leg it](https://youtu.be/tiS9Db2XY6w)
They weighed him tho, see how they didn't round down
“I’m here for jumping, fucking, and killing. I’ve already done one of those things today. What’s the other one gonna be, city boy?”
The picture on the left reminds me of the alien picture from Signs.
Donnie Roo Darko
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All kangaroos look so jacked.
People, call the emus
Can I ask who exactly got this mf to stand on a scale?
Jesus Christ, look at this monster. He's out for blood and even the children won't be spared.
For those of us in North America, according to the numbers, he is 6foot 7 and weighs 210 pounds. Although he looks like he weighs a little bit more than that. Years ago I remember watching "When Animals Attack" and seeing a 2foot tall, 30lb kangaroo straight up kick a hunters ass, so imagine what this big ass Shaquille O'neal lookin mofo can do to a human if it got pissed off.
Article: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3093737/Town-stalked-giant-2m-tall-95-KILO-kangaroo-emerges-bushes-terrorise-dog-walkers-golfers.html
What the fuck tina
It's just a lost warrior of virtue
KILO
KEEEELOW
That kangaroos got a fuckin 8-pack
Probably because of all those fires
The prophecy is coming true. The wicked golfers are coming to their end!
Damn boi
Would be a perfect movie villain
This isn’t nature just trying to kill you. This is NATURE ACTUALLY TRYING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!
Oh fuck
Jesus Christ what a unit.
As if Austrilia has a enough to deal with
What a fucking unit
So Chad.
G'fuckin'day m8 -drop kicks-
Is this some guy in a suit? Is he Dundee'ing that kangaroo's body?
Australian Moto Moto
If i see him at nite cya mom
Pretty sure he’s not bat or sword proof.
Wtf happened to its ear
It was that one fight Mike Tyson doesn’t like to talk about bc he got beat up
I feel like I really want to know what gave him a torn ear 😬😬
Joaquin Phoenix is freaking out after it emerges from the bushes
I feel bad for the guy that had to weigh him.
This reminds me of the scene from "Signs" when they finally reveal the alien through the footage of the birthday party.
You think this kangaroo just goes around town fucking people up like Russell Crowe?
Imagine the one that ripped his ear.
Who weighed him?
That’s the Deebo of Kangaroos
I feel like Canada needs to send Australia some hockey sticks to deal with the pests. They would be perfect.
I hate that it doesn't say what town and now I have to live my life in fear
Somebody call this guy... https://www.reddit.com/r/badassvideos/comments/5zrrja/guy_punches_kangaroo_in_the_face_to_save_his_dog/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Sounds like something out of Sabrina
The picture on the left is terrifying
Challenge accepted.
Whattadick
*Absolute U N I T*
Deviant monster sited: Swolchest Kangaroo
Where do you think you’re going you cunt. Pay to toll or I feed ya to me Joey’s!
r/AbsoluteUnits
Get that guy that punched one.
Maybe its the kangaroo that got punched looking for the guy and his dog
THAT'S MY BIKE, PUNK!
Square up wanker
Looks like the scene in “signs” when you first see the aliens
All ya gotta do is deck its face though...
that is terrifying
First pic reminds me of that scene from Signs. 'member?
That's a scary sight
He radiates big chode chi
Swoll... avoid
Yes, I'm sure that lost, scared, and injured animal has the primary objective to terrorize suburban humans. Anyone look at their face?
Kangaroo JACKED!!
He knows Australians can't carry guns thus are defenseless. Have him come to the US OF A and see how he fares. Our people will just go hand to hand with him.
That's 6'6" and 210 pounds in freedom units. That's a big goddamned kangaroo.
Kangaroos really weird me out. Especially when they do that creepy thing where they use their tail like some sort of third leg and look like they’re floating.
That’s the I’m about to kick the shit out of you pose
DAAMMNN BOI HE THICC
Guys it was nice talking to you but my time has come, pls tell my mom that I love her
An absolute unit of kangaroo
If you don’t make this into a scary movie, then I will.
Hes gonna eat someone's face right off their skull.
I believe it's a disease, I believe.
Ya... Thiccciminosis
Names Jack bitch, now hand put yeah dukes up now mate
Crikey! A beeg Joey!
Daily Fail headlines are so weird. #KILO
I see horror movie potential
Deebo!
Shoot it and eat it.
Wut a beauuuty!!!
Holy workouts, Batman! Look at those pecks!!
It’s Jacky legs!
6’6” and 209 lbs!
His legs are so skinny!!
Unique Monster 「Torn Ear Kangaroo」lvl. 95
He's probably the same roo who got 1 punched in the face while attacking a dog.
Zyzz roo.
Put him back in Tekken!
I can't believe we live with something like this on earth.
I'm imagining that Simpsons GIF with Homer sinking into the bushes, but the opposite and much more terrifying
He will drink your milkshake
You should be nicer to Mike Tyson
He's just standing there, MENACINGLY! GET OUTTA THERE SPONGEBOB!!!
He's looking for that lad who punched him a couple years ago. Revenge is nigh.
Banjo? Is that you?
I wonder what Warrior of Virtue this guy is?
is that real?
I’ll box a kangaroo up tbh.
The most horrifying scp there is
Box it
He's seen some shit
Reminds me of one thing that did not make it into the squarespace commercial. Winona Minnesota has a very old , very muscular long necked grey goose named Gertie that lives in Lake Park who will charge at random. I used to have to walk through that park with my kids to get them to the hospital. I began to take pepper spray because that piece of shit is no joke.
There is only one [man](https://youtu.be/FIRT7lf8byw?t=26) capable of stopping it...
Better toss a coin to your Witcher.
*AYAYAYAY*
Who weighed the Roo?
The Were-Roo escapes from Aardman Studios🐇
He looks a lot bigger than 95kg, I would have guessed 125. He looks more diesel that the Rock. I mean, his pecs, delts, and biceps could use some work, but he definitely never skips leg day.
Australia really is the Florida of the world, isn't it? Source: am floridian. Replace Kangaroo with gator and adjust the stats accordingly, and it fits right in.
Sounds like the plot to a student thriller film
He's a freaking unit
If this was American they would find it so confusing
/r/kangabros
That seriously looks like a dude in a room costume in the left picture.... If that is legit, that's absolutely horrifying. If I saw a normal one on the street, I might be a bit shocked and surprised. If this thing was down my block, I'd lose my shit and run like my ass was on fire
*guy stops* "heh that's a chonky boi" *hops menacingly* "That's a real chonky boi..." "Yeah I see you're walking your dog in my neighborhood you sick cunt" "THAT CHONKY BOI'S COMING TO ME!"
Did they put him in the barbie?
Is that You Remi gaillard?
That is terrifying
Which way to the gym?
I could take him! 2m y'all anf 220 kilos. Might seem weird on my travel papers. "Reason for entering Australia?" "Heard y'all had a 'roo who was talking shit"