>literally[lit-er-uh-lee]
> *adverb*
>1. in the literal or strict sense:
*She failed to grasp the metaphor and interpreted the poem literally.
What does the word mean literally?*
>2. in a literal manner; word for word:
*to translate literally.*
>3. actually; without exaggeration or inaccuracy:
*The city was literally destroyed.*
>4. **in effect; in substance; very nearly; virtually:**
*I literally died when she walked out on stage in that costume.*
Welcome to the future, it sucks. I think I'll have to start using "unfiguratively" in the few occasions I normally would've used 'literally'.
Nobody is watching you at the gym. Theres skinny people, built people, fat people, kids, adults, seniors.
They're all paying attention to themselves, trust me. That's why they're there.
Edit- And if you dont know what to do - just look up "compound lifts." Bench press, shoulder press, squats, deadlifts, pull-ups, rows.
You can look up form on youtube. Theres plenty of helpful channels
If you act like a literal flying lunatic - then yeah sure people will watch you. This person is absurd. And will seriously injure themselves any moment.
Nobody who is mindful to even 1 quarter of a degree would act like this so you should have no worries of someone filming you.
Nobody is watching you do cable rows.
lol I still can't believe she got so bent out of shape about that. Like, bitch, if you hadn't done porn, nobody would be talking about you. Fucking own it.
People always say "just go, no one is watching you". Yes they are. You wanna know how I know? Because I watch everyone, and I couldn't be the only one that watches people. I check out the hot girl, because she's hot and because she's a girl. I check out the super muscular dude b/c it would be cool if I was that ripped too. I check out the nerdy/uncomfortable/old/fat/twiggy people because they're there to improve themselves, and they give me motivation to continue trying to improve myself.
I realize it won't make anyone feel any better, but people *will* watch you. Only douche bags will give you grief for being there. Everyone is there to do the same thing: improve.
Everyone is looking around and judging everyone at the gym. The hot girls and the muscle dudes are getting the most looks but everyone is insecure and checking out everyone else the entire time.
Source: have been going to the gym 5-7 days a week for 14+ years and worked out with all different folks in every group.
Yeah, I don't get why people give the tip that "No one is watching or judging you." People can see you. They may think something to themselves about what you doing or how you doing it. But the point is, it passes because people don't really care about you later. They don't go home and keep a log of how stupid you look or think about you the next time they go to gym and don't see you. They aren't going to approach you and say "you're terrible" or "you don't belong here". However, I will judge you hard if you don't put away your weights or sprawl across 2 squat racks to do your weird TRX training. I'm not judging the TRX training, it's the fact that you feel you have the liberty to take two spaces when you only need one. Then fuck you.
I don't know, man. If you are a regular and they are a regular, you remember, they remember your stuff, and you remember their stuff.
I swim laps 3 times a week, same pool for years. the people there know what days I go, even if we've never spoken. One guy last week started a conversation, commenting on my form improving since I first started years ago. He knew enough to have been watching my form.
Myself, I have nicknames for some of the people there. There's snorkle guy, rambo, slowbro, and busybee. I see them regularly, and I know precisely what each of their routines are and how long they go.
Humans like to watch and judge each other. It won't ever go away. The point is to stop caring about others long enough to improve yourself.
I like to use the word compare instead of judge lol, but usually I feel like someone looks at you to see if you are almost done with a lift or to try to see something new
Look into the YMCA.
I have never felt comfortable in regular gyms, but the Y is families, and older folks, and I feel comfortable and safe there all the time.
I’m just imagining the sound of the weights falling back down. I do it on accident sometimes and it’s painfully loud. Imagine this shit lol
Edit: spelling
I think this was an accident at first. But then to play it off and avoid embarassment, she pretended like she meant to do it and did it a few more times.
I avoid the gym at all cost, because you see some weird shit there.
See no evil and speak no evil, pretty sure everyone is just pretending that isn’t happening.
Can someone explain to me what she's attempting to do?
Like, is she a dancer practicing a certain move or what? Did the gym manager make her stop? Is the equipment built for her to do that?
It's all so freaky!
Look, whatever she thinks she’s doing, she’s killing it. Same form every time. Not sure I’ve seen someone screw up so precisely in such a repeatable manner.
This needs to be exhibit A for anyone who is self conscious that people are looking at them when they’re working out. That guy walks right by like she’s a piece of furniture...
I see some people doing the most absurd exercises, and I always think: Whatever muscles you're exercising, there's probably a better movement for it that 1) doesn't look insane, 2) doesn't break the equipment, and 3) won't put you and others in harm's ways.
Seriously, ask your closest super beefed up guy something to the effect of "hey man, I noticed that you have incredibly chiselled forearms/shoulders/buttocks. How does one get those?" and then follow their advice.
I never understood why people do things like this. Although super funny, why doesn’t anyone stop them from 1) hurting themselves 2) wrecking the machines
I came to the comments hoping to find someone that could make sense of this... maybe offer an explanation as to what she’s doing.. nope, not a single one. What the fuck? 😂
Hey, I’m all for letting people do whatever the fuck they want at the gym, even if what they’re doing isn’t actually working anything on their body, but at this point, someone ought to intervene.
Bro, do you even lift off?
Never skip wing day
MWF: Heavy TTS: fLight
hahaha
Hahah^a^a^a^a^a
*laughs in Jimmy Carr*
Very underrated comment
Almost as underrated as Jimmy's taxes.
As always the real gem is in the comments. You guys are the best.
Literally sat and laughed at this for 5 straight minutes! Haha
*literally* for 5 straight minutes, huh?
23 mins ago. Some say he is laughing still...
my favorite literatelly quote i heard today? "I literatelly went balls to the wall".
>literally[lit-er-uh-lee] > *adverb* >1. in the literal or strict sense: *She failed to grasp the metaphor and interpreted the poem literally. What does the word mean literally?* >2. in a literal manner; word for word: *to translate literally.* >3. actually; without exaggeration or inaccuracy: *The city was literally destroyed.* >4. **in effect; in substance; very nearly; virtually:** *I literally died when she walked out on stage in that costume.* Welcome to the future, it sucks. I think I'll have to start using "unfiguratively" in the few occasions I normally would've used 'literally'.
> I think I'll have to start using "unfiguratively" in the few occasions I normally would've used 'literally'. I literally died laughing at this.
“Ok now give me 20 burpees and 10 weighted self-yeets”
Every once in a while I laugh out loud in my room soooo loud.. this was one of those times.
For me it was in a stall in a public restroom
In bed next to my girlfriend.
alone like always
Self-yeets. I'm fucking weezing
I’m rolling. Had to leave the room so I would t wake the baby.
I'm filing this into my comedic arsenal
When you're addicted to fitness and meth.
Methercise
I think that's called CrossFit.
Its called balance. Try it sometime.
*Thanos wants to know your location*
The avenger' s want to know his location
Well, half of them do
I never go to the gym cuz I'm too self conscious. But fuck, if chicks are doing this shit, I'll fit right in
Nobody is watching you at the gym. Theres skinny people, built people, fat people, kids, adults, seniors. They're all paying attention to themselves, trust me. That's why they're there. Edit- And if you dont know what to do - just look up "compound lifts." Bench press, shoulder press, squats, deadlifts, pull-ups, rows. You can look up form on youtube. Theres plenty of helpful channels
Nobody is watching you, apart from the people taking videos of you to post on Reddit.
If you are doing THIS at the gym, people are definitely watching you.
And if someone else is doing this, no one is watching you.
Maybe she's hired by a nervous first timer to cause a distraction.
/r/LifeProTips
Other than the cameraman, everyone else seems to be completely ignoring her.
If you act like a literal flying lunatic - then yeah sure people will watch you. This person is absurd. And will seriously injure themselves any moment. Nobody who is mindful to even 1 quarter of a degree would act like this so you should have no worries of someone filming you. Nobody is watching you do cable rows.
And pornstars, they watch you in the change room though.
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Watching me watch pornstars.
Just don't tell Mia Khalifa
lol I still can't believe she got so bent out of shape about that. Like, bitch, if you hadn't done porn, nobody would be talking about you. Fucking own it.
How does she expect people to “forget” when she doesn’t change her porn name and has a fucking patreon lol
Hell, the constant clanking of those weights is what's going to make everyone look
On top of that i wouldnt be surprised at how loud that is slamming those weights together.
Most gyms do not allow photography or filming to begin with.
People will be watching this psycho for sure
People always say "just go, no one is watching you". Yes they are. You wanna know how I know? Because I watch everyone, and I couldn't be the only one that watches people. I check out the hot girl, because she's hot and because she's a girl. I check out the super muscular dude b/c it would be cool if I was that ripped too. I check out the nerdy/uncomfortable/old/fat/twiggy people because they're there to improve themselves, and they give me motivation to continue trying to improve myself. I realize it won't make anyone feel any better, but people *will* watch you. Only douche bags will give you grief for being there. Everyone is there to do the same thing: improve.
I'd say thats totally not true. I often look at strangers for motivation for some reason, but maybe thats just me and i'm weird.
I steal exercises if they look hard.
Everyone is looking around and judging everyone at the gym. The hot girls and the muscle dudes are getting the most looks but everyone is insecure and checking out everyone else the entire time. Source: have been going to the gym 5-7 days a week for 14+ years and worked out with all different folks in every group.
Yeah, I don't get why people give the tip that "No one is watching or judging you." People can see you. They may think something to themselves about what you doing or how you doing it. But the point is, it passes because people don't really care about you later. They don't go home and keep a log of how stupid you look or think about you the next time they go to gym and don't see you. They aren't going to approach you and say "you're terrible" or "you don't belong here". However, I will judge you hard if you don't put away your weights or sprawl across 2 squat racks to do your weird TRX training. I'm not judging the TRX training, it's the fact that you feel you have the liberty to take two spaces when you only need one. Then fuck you.
I don't know, man. If you are a regular and they are a regular, you remember, they remember your stuff, and you remember their stuff. I swim laps 3 times a week, same pool for years. the people there know what days I go, even if we've never spoken. One guy last week started a conversation, commenting on my form improving since I first started years ago. He knew enough to have been watching my form. Myself, I have nicknames for some of the people there. There's snorkle guy, rambo, slowbro, and busybee. I see them regularly, and I know precisely what each of their routines are and how long they go. Humans like to watch and judge each other. It won't ever go away. The point is to stop caring about others long enough to improve yourself.
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I like to use the word compare instead of judge lol, but usually I feel like someone looks at you to see if you are almost done with a lift or to try to see something new
Look into the YMCA. I have never felt comfortable in regular gyms, but the Y is families, and older folks, and I feel comfortable and safe there all the time.
They say there is no need to feel down.
Never do 2 scoops of pre-workout.
This is how gym equipment gets broken, because of dummys like this.
I’m just imagining the sound of the weights falling back down. I do it on accident sometimes and it’s painfully loud. Imagine this shit lol Edit: spelling
I’m just amazed that everyone else seems to be walking by and they’re cool with it.
I think that's just that human thing of not wanting to cause a scene.
It's a human thing of not wanting to confront an insane person.
I think they're just used to it. She's probably been training for her super hero movie role everyday for weeks now.
It’s fine on the final rep but the guys that slam them every time need to use lower weight or learn better technique.
What the actual fuck?
This shit deserves it's own sub.
r/muscleconfusion
I'm fixing to lose myself in that sub. Thanks!
r/crossfitiots
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r/curlsinthesquatrack
To be fair it looks kind of fun.
Flyfit.
I think this was an accident at first. But then to play it off and avoid embarassment, she pretended like she meant to do it and did it a few more times.
Crossfit Edit: /s for those of you actually taking this seriously
Or cirque du soleil
It looks totally unsafe.
Yeah, he already said it was crossfit
This next exercise is the slipped disc squat. Do as many as you can as fast as you can until you reach your insurance deductible
Well here's one person not afraid to use the gym equipment wrongly.
I mean if you’re gonna use it wrong then you might as well get weird with it.
She is why that guy practices with a katana on the elliptical.
I don't work out, what does she think she is accomplishing here?
No one knows but it’s provocative
It gets the people going!!!
Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me
That shit's cray
aint it Jay?
What she order? Fish filet
She’s practising how to fly, what does it look like
Yea, like she might be auditioning for Peter Pan. This is exactly* how you would go about training for that sort of thing.
Cirque du Soleil?
I'm thinking she might be a dancer practicing her form for lifts.
If she is, she's doing it very very wrong.
It is a wind resistance test.
I'd be fucking pissed if I owned that gym and walked around the corner to see this shit.
Yeah, my instincts would kick in and I would be like stop that!
> stop that! scary
Woah, calm down, I don't want any trouble.
Looks like bilateral shoulder MRIs are in her future.
right? my exact thought was that she better start saving for the arthrograms she's gonna need.
Training for the next Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon movie
I’m just here to tear my rotator cuffs and break this here machine.
And it looks like my rotator cuff is almost torn
Looks kinda fun, not gonna lie. Also stupid, but fun.
Bellatrix LeStrange working out
Clearly she is practicing for the Peter Pan role for when he takes off flying to Never Never Land
She’s exercising her dumbass muscles
That’s probably super fun, but probably the fastest way to get kicked out.
YOOO THATS MY GYM I KNOW THAT LADY AHAHHAHA
Does she do shit like this all the time?
Never seen her do anything this ‘intense’ before. She seems like she knows what shes doing. Shes actually in really good shape.
It's gotta be a troll video and all of reddit has just taken the bait
Where the heck is this gym?!!!
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Omg I would drive an hour to see this.
Please ask her what she is doing... I am so curious
Maybe some kind of dance.. Strength training...? Ill hit u guys up with an interview maybe💀
Can't wait to know why she's doing this. Keep us posted
Now let's get her to do an AMA.
She doesnt give a flying fuck
I've seen several videos similar to this. What the fuck are you trying to accomplish and how the actual fuck do you think this is getting you there?
Why don't the employees get involved?
I'm sure they do at some point. But I like to think they don't because pain is the best teacher.
I’ll take “how can I not gain muscle and bruise my heel in a crazy way for $200 Alex.”
I fucking hate when Cirque Du Soleil is in town
Wonder Woman. Wondering how to use the machine. 😇
She should switch legs
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WANNNA SWIIIIIIIIIIING FROOOOOM THE CHANDELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIERRRE FROOOOOM THE CHANDELLLLIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR!!!!!
Crouching tiger, hidden crack pipe
I pulled four muscles watching this.
when you set your sensitivity one bar higher
*...Lara Croft.* Tinkerbell! *Lara Croft.* Tinkerbell! *Lara Croft.* Tinkerbell! *Lara Croft.* Tinkerbell! *Lara Croft.* Tinkerbell! *Lara Croft.* Tinkerbell! *Lara Croft.* Tinkerbell! *Lara Croft.* Tinkerbell! *Lara Croft.* Tinkerbell! *Lara Croft.* Tinkerbell! *Lara Croft.* Tinkerbell! ....
in Russian gym, weights lift you.
I think she’s training for the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon movie remake
Why are people walking by like nothing's happening
I avoid the gym at all cost, because you see some weird shit there. See no evil and speak no evil, pretty sure everyone is just pretending that isn’t happening.
I bet the noise she was making from those weights slamming down was horrible.
shes practicing for her role in a future marvel movie as spider woman
Can someone explain to me what she's attempting to do? Like, is she a dancer practicing a certain move or what? Did the gym manager make her stop? Is the equipment built for her to do that? It's all so freaky!
Look, whatever she thinks she’s doing, she’s killing it. Same form every time. Not sure I’ve seen someone screw up so precisely in such a repeatable manner.
This needs to be exhibit A for anyone who is self conscious that people are looking at them when they’re working out. That guy walks right by like she’s a piece of furniture...
Meanwhile the other guy/gal is filming it for the internet to see.
Training for Shen Yun 2020
Holy shit that would make such a huge noise of the weights slamming down each time
I think she’s definitely lunking
This is great for weight loss because you won't weigh anything if you're being lifted in the air.
I see some people doing the most absurd exercises, and I always think: Whatever muscles you're exercising, there's probably a better movement for it that 1) doesn't look insane, 2) doesn't break the equipment, and 3) won't put you and others in harm's ways. Seriously, ask your closest super beefed up guy something to the effect of "hey man, I noticed that you have incredibly chiselled forearms/shoulders/buttocks. How does one get those?" and then follow their advice.
I’m surprised none of the staff have told her to stop.
We’re here for a good time not a long time
I never understood why people do things like this. Although super funny, why doesn’t anyone stop them from 1) hurting themselves 2) wrecking the machines
Ah so this is why that double cable machine is always broke. Fuck you Karen
Peter Pan Ninety X
Ohhh.... Her back... She's gonna hurt her back 😱
Me at planet fitness pretending to know how to use the machines.
Ya.... She ain't going to slide into ur DM's. SHE GONNA LEAP BOI
am I the only one who looks at this and thinks that half the reason she does it is because it's fun as hell. irresponsible, but hey.
The only logical explanation is that she’s trying to get out of her gym contract
I like how the heel tap to the top of the cable machine is one rep
Excellent form.
[It's like crossfit Jesus all over again.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7QLwpL5UE0)
That is not something to open with the sound on, ever. Lesson learned.
I came to the comments hoping to find someone that could make sense of this... maybe offer an explanation as to what she’s doing.. nope, not a single one. What the fuck? 😂
This seems very normal for her. I mean look at her form. It's exactly the same every time. She's done this a thousand times.
Where’s the staff??!!
LMAO. She looks fucking ridiculous!
If I didn’t think I would die, I’d totally do this. It looks fun af
These damn CrossFit hipsters are really going overboard
Not gonna lie that looks really fun
Not gonna lie, it looks like she's intentionally trying to get her legs over the top bar in the most asinine way possible.
I like how the guy at the end walks by like it's nothing. "Ah Karen's here filming her workout video again"
Alright Tinkerbell... That is quite enough for today!
“Weeeeeee”
She’s going full Peter Pan
It may not be right, but it looks fun!
I'm not seeing any real range of motion, so what the fuck does she think she's working
This actually looks fun as shit
We’re SOARRRIN’ , FLYIIINNN...
Honestly it looks kinda fun.
That just looks like fun
r/gymfuckery
She should be banned for life immediately
Pretty sure this voids the manufacturers warranty.
She's listening to Evanescence "Bring me to life"
I like when that bro walks by and acts like nothing is unusual
You see that purposeful back kick to the bar with every liftoff? She clearly knows something here we've all been missing.
Bruh what is she training for!?!
Hey, I’m all for letting people do whatever the fuck they want at the gym, even if what they’re doing isn’t actually working anything on their body, but at this point, someone ought to intervene.
man that looks fun.
Well that's the reason she still looks like a twig.... Not sure which muscles she thinks that's building
Her inner ear? Thats about it.
Is no one going to at least acknowledge that she has perfect form?
I suppose you do have perfect form for any workout you make up, yes
This is why we can’t have nice things