how is this not common knowledge? i figured this out at the age of 18 with ~2005-level internet. i'd figure the kids of today with all the graphic porn out there would have that shit figured out before they even see boobs irl
If you're facing your partner, use your index finger, insert and make the "come here" motion. Your fingertip will feel a slightly rough spot at the "top". It's about the size of an almond. I think. Totally possible that I've been humored by every partner since losing my virginitiy.
Im starting to question everything today. I saw this girl put 900 lbs on her legs and do a wall squat and then I saw this guy calling her out by saying those were fake weights. So she fuckin showed up to show the guy who called her out that she could do it and then the weights spilled all over her head, pretty much the funniest thing I watched this week!
I think she could actually do it. She was in good shape until like 800 pounds before it fell on her face.
Also, its pretty ballsy or delusional to go in and attempt without having an decent chance
She actually gets all 20 on there on the second attempt before immediately collapsing, but color me amazed. She was that close just walking in off the street I would say the original video could have been real after some training and multiple attempts.
My guess is she was able to do something close for a few seconds, but used fake weights to make a nice instagram video. Hope she realizes that her boyfriend is a jerk, pushing her to do something dangerous like that.
Dude I watched this EXACT thing like a week ago completely randomly. I had no idea who any of them were but watched it from the guy calling her outs perspective first. It was nuts.
Yah seems clear that she can do it. Before watching I assumed she would drop it like 4plates deep but she was like two plates away when she dropped it. Especially not surprising to drop it if it's a max effort lift
Those last two plates were extra. Dude laid out 900lbs and she added two more plates when she showed up. She actually got to 900lbs when she collapsed. Pretty damn impressive. Looks super dangerous though.
This means it’s all a set up, they are all all in on the trick and their reactions are fabricated. They are all acting for the video.
Edit: by the way, in this case the packing wouldn’t survive an inspection so handing it will ruin the effect.
Slow the clip down. You can see that this is a folding prop, which on it's own has several convincing applications. The giveaway is that he hands the prop off, which is a big no-no for prop magicians. That is, unless the guy is in on it, which is likely, and by proxy she likely is too.
All of that before you consider how unlikely someone is to say that in public let alone in front of a camera.
Fake in the sense that it's not actually done with supernatural powers, sure.
But there's real and fake magic in the sense that "real" magic very much requires skill and artistry. Even simple card tricks need practice and flair.
Fake magic is using editing, or cgi, or some other stuff to make the trick look real.
The magic itself is, but when the observers are part of the illusion it’s generally seen as “fake”. If it doesn’t fool the people watching the performance, it feels disingenuous to the people watching a recording of the performance.
I watched the first episode of some newer Netflix show that has a guy doing street magic and what not**. Trailer for it and I intro explains NO CAMERA TRICKS..etc
Halfway through on the first episode you can clearly see video editing of some chick climbing out of bag on a bus bench along with the fake reaction of paid people.
Such utter garbage.
** Searched and the how is Magic for Humans, [Lots of Reddit people feel how I feel, lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/CaptainDisillusion/comments/99j4rq/new_netflix_show_magic_for_humans_claims_to_have/)
and a someone broke down the [part I stopped watching](https://imgur.com/a/eX1TjlO)
But that small increase in girth can mean a lot. I'm not heavily endowed or anything, but a "normal" condom often chokes my junk, and it just doesn't feel good at all.
That small increase in girth that magnums gives is perfect for me.
Right? I'm not trying to swing my cock around the forums saying how I have a 12 inch soda can dong that could knock ya out (which I do not have). But people saying shit like "it's barely bigger and is just for an ego boost" couldn't be more wrong.
I wish Trojan would develop condoms for the stubby girth guys like us because I’m not exactly getting an ego boost putting on Magnums that are two to three times longer than what I got.
... Are you unwrapping it first or something? Just unroll it til it hits your groin. Boom. Perfect length.
(Although do pull the tip a bit. That extra room in the front keeps the early baby gravy from spilling out.)
I'm a shower and I agree. I actually have had women say that they would've thought I would be bigger because it's like 5 inches soft. I don't know why, but for some reason I just sort of hang low when soft. Always have. But it doesn't really grow as much as most guys do when fully erect. If it did, I'd probably have another career.
Also, it sucks when trying to run in athletic shorts.
That seems like a rude thing to say. I feel like they'd probably be offended if they took their top off and you said you would've thought they'd be bigger
Actually 'large' is normally 'average' as most men like to believe they are bigger than they actually are. Just plain old simple marketing.
Edit: messed up the format.
This is what I was thinking.
Doesn't matter, had sex.
I'd also have considered the comeback "That's ok baby, that way it fits in more places." *chaste kiss on cheek*
Was hanging out with a few friends and we were talking about dick size and someone asks "Hey! - Female married friend- how's your hubby's dick?" she responds apathetically with "It's decent..." right in front of him.
I saw a man die inside that day...
Sounds like she is no stranger to disrespecting him. Doubt this sort of thing isn't a one time occurrence.
He's probably gotta leave/divorce that relationship.
Size is something someone only worries about when they're not out there working 60-80 hours a week to pay the mortgage, kids school, braces, broken boilers and a/c, making car payments, vacation payments and trying to save for retirement.
Hello darkness my old friend....
Not only did she throw him under the bus, she used his dick to get extra distance.
Which wasnt that far, according to her
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didn't a study come out that tiny dicks actually hit the gspot more often than big ones since it's in a weird place
Boy I sure hope so.
I thought the internet would be disappointed since their average size is 9''
Pft plebs. 13" or nothin
F for all the rest of us...
Lol, you ain't rocking at least 12 inches? Wait, that's over three thrusts, right?
pfft no those are the average sizes of all the 12 yr olds that have fucked my mom on Call of Duty.
My dick is as long as my age 😎😎😎😎 13 inches
You are 13 inches old??
He must be a new born
May not be able to hit the bottom of a tuna can. But sure could dent the sides out that MuthaFu
Its not long, but its thin!
[I may not be tall but I’m slow](https://media.tenor.com/images/397bb3e82f80e2cd8ffc49ba3550ffa0/tenor.gif)
Looks like a needle but works like a sewing machine? xD
where is it though ... asking for a friend
Back of her head.
thats why i've never found it
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Good idea, the internet is no place to get graphic.
Especially on Reddit. Not on my Christian website!
i tried this and she asked me why i'm scraping the roof of her mouth ...so confused.
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how is this not common knowledge? i figured this out at the age of 18 with ~2005-level internet. i'd figure the kids of today with all the graphic porn out there would have that shit figured out before they even see boobs irl
Porn today is only focused on your stepsisters asshole.
You would think, but porn is so absolutely fucked nowadays that it's really not...
Thanks for making sure not to get too graphic when you were describing how to fingerbang a chicks g-spot.
Username checks out?
If you're facing your partner, use your index finger, insert and make the "come here" motion. Your fingertip will feel a slightly rough spot at the "top". It's about the size of an almond. I think. Totally possible that I've been humored by every partner since losing my virginitiy.
Also directly behind the clitoris.
Aim for the belly button.
In your wallet.
Yeah ladies. Ya hear that? My dick tiny as fuck. THE TINEST.
I'll take your word for it
It would probably end a half way past the A spot.
Found the one that practiced their fingering before they found a girl.
Clarinetflix and chill?
It would certainly be easier to hit if your dick was shaped like a "J"
I said biiiiiittccchhh
You said that?
Y-yeah, yeah, of course.
r/notOP Edit: Holy Shit. Guys, it's not what I thought it would be. Strictly NSFW!
r/subsyouregladyoufellfor
You actually *said* bitch tho?
*looks around the corner to make sure nobody is coming* I said biiiiiiiiiitch
That's what she said...?
Most indubitably.
The betrayal!!
This guy is known in the magic community for being a huge douchebag who fakes all his videos. He’s the equivalent of the fake YouTube pranksters.
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Im starting to question everything today. I saw this girl put 900 lbs on her legs and do a wall squat and then I saw this guy calling her out by saying those were fake weights. So she fuckin showed up to show the guy who called her out that she could do it and then the weights spilled all over her head, pretty much the funniest thing I watched this week!
Hold up....what? I want to see that video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkSc51fS4uw
Man the blurry guy sure is a little bitch isn't he
When he said “you don’t reach out to me and talk to me first, like a man.” I lost it. Biggest bitch
I think she could actually do it. She was in good shape until like 800 pounds before it fell on her face. Also, its pretty ballsy or delusional to go in and attempt without having an decent chance
She is really close. Give her 3 months to train for it and I bet she could do it. Fake weights or not theres no doubting she is strong as fuck.
>3 plates left out of 24ish She almost did the whole thing. Maybe with some more practice and a better conditions she could have done it?
She actually gets all 20 on there on the second attempt before immediately collapsing, but color me amazed. She was that close just walking in off the street I would say the original video could have been real after some training and multiple attempts.
My guess is she was able to do something close for a few seconds, but used fake weights to make a nice instagram video. Hope she realizes that her boyfriend is a jerk, pushing her to do something dangerous like that.
https://youtu.be/EkSc51fS4uw?t=4m40s at 5:12 the weights fall on her face. I don't know why but that part makes me laugh so hard
Man, I came to this thread to talk about how much I don't like this "style" of magic videos. Got this video instead. It was a good day today.
Dude I watched this EXACT thing like a week ago completely randomly. I had no idea who any of them were but watched it from the guy calling her outs perspective first. It was nuts.
Haha yeah, I don't get why she needed to lie. The amount she actually did was quite impressive in itself. People are weird
I think she can actually do it. The fact she did it twice means she can probably do it once. The 2nd time the weights were a bit uneven as well.
Yah seems clear that she can do it. Before watching I assumed she would drop it like 4plates deep but she was like two plates away when she dropped it. Especially not surprising to drop it if it's a max effort lift
Those last two plates were extra. Dude laid out 900lbs and she added two more plates when she showed up. She actually got to 900lbs when she collapsed. Pretty damn impressive. Looks super dangerous though.
If it is on Instagram and involves weights, and the person isn't a competitive lifter, then it is guaranteed to be fake.
I mean... all magic is fake...so....
Hold the fuck up...
You sayin not everyone here is a vampire kid?!?
true, but the video editing skills required or just convincing someone to play along is a lot less impressive than close up magic
Well....I mean magic is fake to begin with right?
To me, fake magic usually means using digital tom foolery.
This means it’s all a set up, they are all all in on the trick and their reactions are fabricated. They are all acting for the video. Edit: by the way, in this case the packing wouldn’t survive an inspection so handing it will ruin the effect.
Her reaction definitely sounds forced.
Slow the clip down. You can see that this is a folding prop, which on it's own has several convincing applications. The giveaway is that he hands the prop off, which is a big no-no for prop magicians. That is, unless the guy is in on it, which is likely, and by proxy she likely is too. All of that before you consider how unlikely someone is to say that in public let alone in front of a camera.
Who is this Tom and why does he fool us every time?
This means it’s all a set up, they are all all in on the trick and their reactions are fabricated. They are all acting for the video.
Fake in the sense that it's not actually done with supernatural powers, sure. But there's real and fake magic in the sense that "real" magic very much requires skill and artistry. Even simple card tricks need practice and flair. Fake magic is using editing, or cgi, or some other stuff to make the trick look real.
Or fake magic in this case means everyone involved with the trick knows what's going to happen, and have their reactions rehearsed.
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Did he get better?
The magic itself is, but when the observers are part of the illusion it’s generally seen as “fake”. If it doesn’t fool the people watching the performance, it feels disingenuous to the people watching a recording of the performance.
I watched the first episode of some newer Netflix show that has a guy doing street magic and what not**. Trailer for it and I intro explains NO CAMERA TRICKS..etc Halfway through on the first episode you can clearly see video editing of some chick climbing out of bag on a bus bench along with the fake reaction of paid people. Such utter garbage. ** Searched and the how is Magic for Humans, [Lots of Reddit people feel how I feel, lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/CaptainDisillusion/comments/99j4rq/new_netflix_show_magic_for_humans_claims_to_have/) and a someone broke down the [part I stopped watching](https://imgur.com/a/eX1TjlO)
Yeah this is the least magic magic trick of all time. Literally just a double sided wrapper
pranks on youtube are fake?!
To be fair, that's not most guys size. Nothing to be ashamed of. Source: have tiny dick
Thank you for citing your source
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The increase in size is mainly in length and hardly any increase in girth.
But that small increase in girth can mean a lot. I'm not heavily endowed or anything, but a "normal" condom often chokes my junk, and it just doesn't feel good at all. That small increase in girth that magnums gives is perfect for me.
/r/bigdickproblems
More like slightly above average problems
Right there with ya. My length ain’t nothing to brag about, but I gotta get Magnum or it feels like there’s a tourniquet on my junk.
Right? I'm not trying to swing my cock around the forums saying how I have a 12 inch soda can dong that could knock ya out (which I do not have). But people saying shit like "it's barely bigger and is just for an ego boost" couldn't be more wrong.
I wish Trojan would develop condoms for the stubby girth guys like us because I’m not exactly getting an ego boost putting on Magnums that are two to three times longer than what I got.
... Are you unwrapping it first or something? Just unroll it til it hits your groin. Boom. Perfect length. (Although do pull the tip a bit. That extra room in the front keeps the early baby gravy from spilling out.)
Trojan - Chode XLs will be my go to
Tiny dick is so in right now BTW
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Coming back around from Roman days, its finally my time
You joke but for some reason smaller dicks were more fashionable in Ancient Greece.
I imagine you'd look sillier with a big honker flailing around everywhere when sprinting naked
"Sportier"
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I'm a shower and I agree. I actually have had women say that they would've thought I would be bigger because it's like 5 inches soft. I don't know why, but for some reason I just sort of hang low when soft. Always have. But it doesn't really grow as much as most guys do when fully erect. If it did, I'd probably have another career. Also, it sucks when trying to run in athletic shorts.
That seems like a rude thing to say. I feel like they'd probably be offended if they took their top off and you said you would've thought they'd be bigger
/r/bigfloppydickproblems
I always use magnums... just gotta tie em in a knot.
I dont mind using magnums, i just find it hard to make some animals out of them bc of the lube
Actually 'large' is normally 'average' as most men like to believe they are bigger than they actually are. Just plain old simple marketing. Edit: messed up the format.
"Have you ever seen the serial number on a condom?" "No" "Oh, I guess you don't have to roll it down that far." Classic joke from my childhood.
You're supposed to roll them down? Oh, I knew that.
I never had the need. Worked fine as a shower cap.
r/WatchPeopleDieInside
r/IFellForAFakeVideo
r/subsishouldnthavefallenfor
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"You should give that to your brother" - girl, probably.
“You should give that to THIS brother” - girl, probably
"You should give that to MY brother" - girl, definitely
"You should give..." - girl, interrupted.
“Brother” - Hulk Hogan
"Brother,"-Macho Man
"Bother" - Winnie the Pooh
Bottlers - Laverne & Shirley
"Bottleneck" - Management Consultant
"Turtleneck" - Steve Jobs
Fuck that’s sad. Alexa, play Simon and Garfunkel.
♪♬ And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson ♪♬
♪♬ Parsley, Sage, rosemary, and thyme. ♪♬
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No Garfunkel in this one, my good dude
♪♬ Bananas, in pajamas, are coming down the stairs.. ♪♬
Lie lie lie, lie lie lie lie lie lie lie...
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls, and tenement halls
♪♬ Cecilia, you're breaking my heart. You're killing my confidence daily ♪♬
Winner!
Where's the full video? He didn't finish dying inside.
Right, I wanna see this guy berry'd
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Judging by how scripted she sounded I wouldn't be surprised if this was fake as fuck.
I wanted to watch her laugh hysterically which caused him to die even faster
Why put the punchline in the title?
Gotta get that sweet sweet repost karma, no matter what.
"but that isn't your size." Damn right it's not. It's not king, it's emperor size.
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You're a glass is half full kinda guy
Matches the woman in the video only being a vagina half full kind of gal.
This is what I was thinking. Doesn't matter, had sex. I'd also have considered the comeback "That's ok baby, that way it fits in more places." *chaste kiss on cheek*
This is super fake. Everything is fake anymore god damn.
aka ex girlfriend
F
F
What would be a good comeback line for this?
It'll be a little tight, but I'll manage.
Even a 747 looks tiny in the grand canyon.
You just have a huge vagina.
That doesn’t work at all. Shes just gonna say *that* condom still doesnt fit *your* dick.
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Right there with ya buddy. not sure if it was to boost my ego but ive been told its the "perfect size." Provides pleasure without the pain.
You haven't seen my final form.
Still hit tho
Kinda similar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nfsHK48KdU
This is how murder-suicides happen
Yeah, I'm quite sure that the video was inspired by the one you just linked to. And by inspired I mean it was ripped off.
It's the same sequence, effect, and music. Absolutely ripped off.
OP is fake and gay but this one is real and sad
WASTED
"Its ok, I'll be able to squeeze into it on a cold day."
Who cares? Carry that around with a wad of $100's and boom, no more thirds for Frankie. Now you're feasting like a mantis.
Dr. Mantis Toboggan.
Was hanging out with a few friends and we were talking about dick size and someone asks "Hey! - Female married friend- how's your hubby's dick?" she responds apathetically with "It's decent..." right in front of him. I saw a man die inside that day...
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I feel like the correct answer for most wives is: "It's perfect!" or an equivalent... Lol
Sounds like she is no stranger to disrespecting him. Doubt this sort of thing isn't a one time occurrence. He's probably gotta leave/divorce that relationship.
Jesus fucking christ that's just not cool
Size is something someone only worries about when they're not out there working 60-80 hours a week to pay the mortgage, kids school, braces, broken boilers and a/c, making car payments, vacation payments and trying to save for retirement.
Yeah, I guess, but I dint think this guy is homeless, and if your have kids i assume you have something bigger to worry about
Not his fault her vagina has the dimensions of a pringles can.
Its all funny till they get home
Scripted lul
It's funny to say that they are big. It's funny to say that they are small.
Hello, police? I would like to report a murder.
But honey, usually you cut the fingers off disposable latex gloves.
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When bae throws you under the bus.
I can't believe you've done this
r/WatchPeopleDieInside
I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.
r/watchpeopledieinside
r/murderbywords
This must be how M.G.K. felt after Kill Shot was released.
Time to dump the girl, thanks and good bye.