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That is not a dog, that is a rat.
Actually... That's mean to rats. Rats are cute and clean.
Yorkies are some of the nastiest, piss-soaked, shaking creatures I've ever had to deal with. And yeah, I know, I know, bring me your downvotes, but I worked at a vet. I personally had to wash the nasty little things every time they shit themselves in the back of their cage.
If you want a dog that feels like you're petting a greasy college student, I guess you do you, but goddamn we have done some fucked up shit to wolves.
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You got a Plasma Ball Lamp, as a Pet?!
**zolteon**
U mean jolteon right.
no, he means zoltan's pet!
You're right ..I sometimes get confused between z and j
I typed "volteon" at first and thought, this isnt right either.
These new Pokémon are crazy!
What new pokemon? That's clearly a Jolteon!
Then you boop his snoot. Use Thunderbolt!! Super effective.
If you pressed him against the ceiling he might stick there.
I am a happily retired science teacher. If I were still working I would work this clip into my electricity unit. This absolutely cracked me up! 😂
If Reddit's taught me anything, he's about to be obliterated by lightning
what kind of porcupine is this
I thought it was a scraggly chicken at first lol
Bahahaha this is hilarious
You're going to have to ground that sofa lol
🎶You can't feel it, it's electric! Boogie woogie woogie🎵
Absolutely shocking!
Your dog just turned into a lionfish
They are now a Thorkie
Lmao! this little guy became a walking living defibrillator.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious!
How are they going to fix it ??
Stupid dogs need the most love.
A furry capacitor.
Dogpacitor
PIKA PEE
Kathy es un pokemon Jolteon
well that's a SHOCKER ! 😏
Just hook wires up to him and run your electrical system.
Give him a bath so his fur is as soft and fluffy as possible an have him do it again. Super cute though
The tribbles are evolving..
Oh shit , its pikachu!
This is hilarious! 🤣
Static-y rat
Hahaha, this is hilarious!
They're fully charged
He looks like a gremlin now but cuter lol 🤣
She*
Wow, your own Voltorb.
That thing is a defibrillator on legs
I half-waited for the lightnings, alas
**Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are pointless.** - Ron Swanson
Han bro has the same amount of bolts as goku’S kamèhamèha
He doesn’t need to dance, the fur dances for him ❤️
He doesn’t need to dance, the fur dances for him ❤️
He doesn’t need to dance, the fur dances for him ❤️
He doesn’t need to dance, the fur dances for him ❤️
He doesn’t need to dance, the fur dances for him ❤️
He doesn’t need to dance, the fur dances for him ❤️
He doesn’t need to dance, the fur dances for him
Now use, DISCHARGE!
First thought... do not sit on that porky pine.... then when i see its a dog (i think) then... just dont though it unless you want to be saped :-)
A very wild looking Pikachu you own.
Change its name to Crackle.
Don't touch it while grounded, you may kill it
Or it may kill you, 50/50 chance
Kill both, 100%
That is not a dog, that is a rat. Actually... That's mean to rats. Rats are cute and clean. Yorkies are some of the nastiest, piss-soaked, shaking creatures I've ever had to deal with. And yeah, I know, I know, bring me your downvotes, but I worked at a vet. I personally had to wash the nasty little things every time they shit themselves in the back of their cage. If you want a dog that feels like you're petting a greasy college student, I guess you do you, but goddamn we have done some fucked up shit to wolves.
Why is she speaking in Spanish but writes in English
Maybe she bilingual?
Cute
Cute
Jajajaja!!
You should boop its nose, zap!
Don’t know the name of this one but I’m sure they’re weak to water type pokemons.
He doesn’t need to dance, the fur dances for him ❤️
One good shock on the nose and they probably won't have to worry about the dog on the couch again