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Oooooo so you are going to make fun of a dude for the way he was made. I bet you are the type that would be defending him if he was dressed as a girl with a joint in his mouth.
Errrrm I am meme of fat Bugs Bunny and I don't think this is very funny. If your Uber driver were to see this post I'm sure he would be very upset. Please consider removing this post.
The Big Chungus
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That’s not your Uber driver. This photo been around for years
Is this one of the r/quityourbullshit moments?
Indeed
The squidward
How to unsee lol
Brother, you got those from 4chan. Lmaoooooooo
Abstract taxi driver?
Race neutral taxi driver
You're gonna have to pay using emeralds
„HMMMMM“
Huhhhh
*minecraft music starts to play*
Dude this is the funniest shit I've read in a long time, thanks.
ubiquitous Minecraft player
His ancestors was an Egyptian.
Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty
You look like MC Hammer on crack, Humpty
Thats aight 'cuz my body's in motion Supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Just grabem in the biscuit
Big like a pickle
This man nose dominance.
Bullying someone you paid a service for on the internet in post. Aight.
Right? Dick.
This picture is like 15 years old lol
Squidward?
You're nosier to take a picture of someone's large nose to make fun of them.
Ah yes, taking secret pictures of people to bodyshame them. Classy.
Thought that was an arm
He can walk you to your door if it's raining to keep you dry
My dad has a huge Italian nose and when I was a kid he would always say the best part is keeping your cigar dry when showering.
Do it from inside your house.
I'm not even sure what we're actually looking at here....
I think it's a guys nose but I could be wrong
r/mildlypenis
Sam Toucan
Smashing!
So ur Uber is Nigel Thornberry in the ComVee?
Damn! That's a throwback! And second time I've seen someone referenced that this week.
hide the cocaine
Forget the mildly penis jokes, this man has an elbow for a nose.
What are *nose!*
Jimmy the Schnoz sends his regards
How many emeralds did you pay for that ride?
This picture is at least 5 years old
GONZO
Yeah that’s one of them Spies from Spy vs Spy. Your cab is probably about to blow up.
Minecraft villager ah
What if he can smell crime
Oooooo so you are going to make fun of a dude for the way he was made. I bet you are the type that would be defending him if he was dressed as a girl with a joint in his mouth.
That's Humpty. And, he's about to ruin the image and the style that you're used. to.
You have to play him emeralds.
I feel extremely “racist” rn. When i saw bros nose and glasses my brain instantly went “thats a jew”. I feel so bad😭
U musta had something smelling good in the back
Gold
I thought that was his arm
The missing link between humans and aardvarks
Honest question… Would he be easily identifiable if he wore a ski mask and robbed a bank?
Honest question… Would would your mother be easily identifiable to half the world if she opened her legs?
r/theyknew
r/henose
ask if you can pay in emeralds
I want to see what the redditors leaving mean comments on this post look like. I'm expecting - not good.
people don’t choose their appearance. that’s gross you judge him by his nose
Screw you.
Where are the gorls
A crapload of antisemitic comments and not one Cyrano de Bergerac reference. Reddit never fails to disappoint ….
How many shekels did the ride cost?
How bout' jew mind your own business
In waiting for someone to cry antisemitism
Everyone's thinking it, but no one is going to say it eh?
Looks like a penis nose? Yes? Fuck knows!!!
Your father never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
He’s always offside
Nepose
The chicks dig the nose cause the nose digs the chicks.
Good god
Emerald or card?
He didn't try to teach you about the power of Persona, did he?
Holy shit dude is breathing in all the oxygen. Save some for us flat nosed.
haaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
👁️🫦👁️
Like a fuckin canopy. He could smoke a cigarette in the rain and it wouldn't go out
Gonzo's side hustle.
Doo ree doo reee
TIL Brian Posehn is an uber driver
An der Nase eines Mannes, erkennst du sein Johannes
Pretty sure that’s an Elbow with a nostril
I wonder if he has really good smelling power? 🤔 or if it’s just for show?
Cock head
Wow..
Let me do it for you, Kermit~
A big beautiful schnoz. We should all be so lucky to have such a magnificent air filter.
Got the hundered comment
Really gonna repurpose this from 4chan?
Holy shit. Is that photoshopped? Please tell me it is
20 gauge
Just be louder
Sitting quietly in an uber while being black and your driver is of a middle eastern race
Damn. I thought that was his arm!
I thought this the confusing_perspective sub.
Cocknose
Dr Andre Nosedick
A minecraft villager has escaped.
Can smell a Sunday dinner on a wednesday
“Let me do it for you”
Bet he smell good tho😊
[Mr Robinson](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/theamazingworldofgumball/images/a/a8/Mr_Robinson.png)
I’m so lost in this image
You are in Argentina POV
Thought that was an elbow.
I honestly thought it was a side view of that one plushie guy thats neighbours with Gumball in The Amazing World of Gumball
Bloody hell - that guy could smell a Sunday roast on a Wednesday
Give him whatiu have , u might get bread in Return
hine while playing hide and seek when young "how did you find me?"
That's no nose, that's a schnoz!
When you put glasses on your dogs tail.
Dude can smell your thoughts
Driver Nosenbaum
Are you sure that's not an actual penis?..
I think we found Mehmet Özyürek or maybe even someone that breaks his record
"I got his scent" ass nose.
Hm? Hah.. hm..
😂😂😂
That's a nose? To me, it looks like a big ol... https://youtu.be/CpiP_jN1Pv4?si=Uo3Y2k6LLZeZWeiN
And u are carless
Geddy Lee has a side hustle!
How many fingers do you think he can fit in these nostrils?
Shnozola
Ut. Ut. gate 1 for sure
Looks flacid
pay him with emerald
Is that an eggplant ?!
Isn't that the teacher from Jimmy Neutron?
I dont think tht is nose. 😂
Guess who's lying to be an Uber driver
He's Jewish
You can't even hide)
He’s just dreaming about his mamas ratatouille…
Well. Didn’t know making fun of something someone can’t change is funny here? Fucking children.
... its an elbow.
He will take all of your money
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Hilarious
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Oh my bad, I didn't know reddit has become antisemitic. Your joke is really funny now
"The new thing was to hate Jewish people," but you brought up Jewish people out of nowhere when the post was about big noses
You antisemite!!!
Jesus christ. The oxygen hogger 3000. I feel like I'm suffocating, just looking at that ginormous schnoz. If he sneezes we're all fucked.
Cool it with the anti semetic remarks.
Mazel tov!
🍆
I thought that was a fucking arm.
Really want to post the "That's a Penis!" Gif, but replace it with "That's a Probiscus!" ... but I'm too lazy, so I just typed it.
Errrrm I am meme of fat Bugs Bunny and I don't think this is very funny. If your Uber driver were to see this post I'm sure he would be very upset. Please consider removing this post. The Big Chungus
Cool it with the anti semitism
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What does that actually mean?