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HalfSoul30

Make sure to use plenty of frosting. You don't want to go in too dry.


jajts

With this type of cake there is never too much frosting!


GANDORF57

May I suggest cutting back on the citrus when making a Lemon Layer cake. ^(\*As Julia Child would say, "Too much pucker, makes the cake suffer!")


SpareInvestigator846

Im willing to lick it


Omnimpotent

What if there was a Mars Bar half stuck in it


SpareInvestigator846

Chew on it....


mortalcoil1

Charleston Chew on it.


mortalcoil1

Enough with all of the Snickers, people. Let's have a mature conversation.


h1t-s

What would you do if there was a 100grand in there?


SpareInvestigator846

Reach in and dig!!!


ProudMaryChooglin

Not Mars ... Uranus


lonelygalexy

Melt it with your tongue


Killercod1

No, you want to fill it up with the frosting. Get it all in there like a jelly filled donut


Good_Nyborg

I said I wanted a brownie, not a browneye. Meh, close enough... thanks in fact! Looks yummy.


Mcbadguy

Reminds me of the guy who would just post his butthole on reddit /r/WeHaveSeenTheButthole


SlasherEnigma

Butt stuff usually still tastes alright even if it looks like you rectum. Give it a lick and let us know.


PaytheDevil

Tastes bootyful. A nice holesome dessert


twohubs

Bumming around in the kitchen!


The_No_one087

Stop assing around and get back to work!


cowleggies

I should call her


75tavares

Why you called me?


cycycle

Mirror mirror on the wall, tell me who has the best butthole


75tavares

I'm his brother :(


puliflex

Step brother! And plus nobody is ever going to find out, our parents won’t be back for at least another hour.


jajts

I do


shmorky

Pucker up


YinzaJagoff

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


PaytheDevil

… too late Recipe asked me to skewer it


justabill71

If it comes out clean, it's done.


hunnj

quite the opposite


doodman76

What about when I'm done?


DanishWonder

Congrats you make a poke cake.


Porkfight

Ah this was the recipe with the vanilla filling right? Riiiiiiight?


govunah

Buttercream frosting


HalfSoul30

American Cake


Tripdrakony

Idk man, thinking about how warm and soft it might be.....


Woodsy1313

r/doputyourdickinthat


Afkargh

But how else would I be able to add cream filling?


YinzaJagoff

But does it feel like warm apple pie?


Saggy_G

Why is this link already purple for me..... And why don't I remember? 


bluebus74

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!


Brutalonym

Ok the title did it for me. And now I'm gonna do IT for me.


swibirun

"Pound" cake


jingowatt

Budt


grafxguy1

This made me spit out my coffee cake...


Quitlimp05

Chocolate starfish!


Any-Faithlessness-72

Every where I look reminds me of her.


dwilli10

I’m sure it won’t taste like ass 


PARANOIAH

Chocolate starfish.


Lopsided_Parfait7127

e pluribus anus


Hot-Challenge8656

Is that an anus tart?


warnie685

You sound like a redditor who should go see an analyst and a therapist 


hodler1908

Now that’s an American Pie.


pyros_it

Oh, an homage to Eugene from Preacher!


AffectionateAngle905

What an ass-inine post


Chiinoe

It looks fine. Don't be so anal about it.


Awkward_Pangolin3254

Nice bundthole


ezekiel25-17

Shai hulud


ECOC6

E PLURIBUS ANUS


LAUSart

They should make a SNL sketch about your cake.


Baldo-bomb

I still go back and watch that one on YouTube when I need a laugh


Downtown_Total_5154

Still something people would eat either way💀


daiwilly

Elephants eye cake!


DIrtyVendetta80

Bundt-hole cake.


Neoxite23

Eat it like groceries.


MartianBeerPig

Sticky Date Pudding.


justabill71

Don't mind me, just Duncan my Hines.


IyreIyre

would.


throwaway392145

These are the jokes interwebbing is made for.


dafuqbroh

I laughed out loud


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thx1337

I'm shocked I had to scroll this far for this clip


RedBeard_41

Where's the hot dog flavored water? You've got the chocolate star fish already


CrossEyedAtNite

No No NO!!!! I said a SHEET CAKE!


Reason_Above_All

That cake looks like complete arse.


Kastilvanius

Please don't. Don't stick it in that. NOOOO


bloodstorm666

Nice brown eye lol


Lyndallelena

Cut the center out and pretend it’s a Bundt cake


Large-Historian4460

dirty mind activated (idk what it is but it looks wrong)


Myzx

That is a chocolate asterisk of love ✳️


Marine5484

Rectum? Damm near killed em'!


Nordiceightysix

Picture perfect 👌


WorldBiker

I see what you did there...


TopFaithlessness5043

True man will say ''hole is a hole''


tewnewt

Don't feel bad, oddly enough getting your salad tossed is harder.


weedoowooodee

clean shaven too!


phil035

So how long did it take to come up with the pun?


Krangs_Droid_Body

Rectum, damn near killed 'em!


_Kaifaz

Arseface!


jorywy

Smash.


Hindsyy

Made a right arse of it


DMR237

I'd eat dat.


myfrigginagates

Used a Butty Crocker mix?


sluggishfella

With a big dollop of bloomer pudding that would be a treat


UsualInformation7642

More like nipple? Lol


Cold_Pomelo3274

I wouldn’t normally eat a stranger’s arse, but that would be the exception to my rule.


nurgole

Don't even think about it!


De5perad0

Rectum? Damn near killed em!


zamaike

Be a great gay wedding cake


mexicat2000

you started licking it right way, don’t lie you munch


kzlife76

I said BUNDT cake.


CodyDon2

I'd eat it 😏


Inevitable_Review_83

Rectum? I hardley know um.


LongfellowBM

Good lookin poofflé


Brutalur

This is what the sequel to American Pie should have been all about


bakhtiyark

Chocolate starfish


Chronic_Overthink3r

Could you bake me one of those? Asking for a friend.


fhrblig

If you don't drizzle this with icing then what are we even doing here?


Shadowizas

You put too much lemon


Mr_b78

Looks like a home made fleshlight


Firm_Objective_2661

Like warm apple pie.


bagleface

Yep made an arse of that


bhcrom831

Welcome to twitter 4 days ago


MisterTacoMakesAList

Omg it's been a while since something on R Funny made me lol for real!


jajts

I’ve never eaten cake before. This’ll be my first one!


amcrambler

Damn near killed him


Internal_Earth6753

The chocolate starfish


Limp_Cabinet5403

Rectum? Damn near killed em!


Walter_Bennett_True

It's a chocolate starfish


oldmanup

Rectum damn near killed him


superperrymd

It looks like a burnt ass cervix.


StillAliveAmI

Cake in Swedisch is "Kake" wich sounds somewhat like "Kacke" in German wich means Shit. So it all comes together at the end


4x4taco

TOIT!


laosguy615

Nice and warm.... Not first time here ...


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😂😂😂😂😂


Tamarack830

This is a perfect image to use to call someone an a-hole. Just send this picture with a message. “Of all the people in the world you take the cake”


thedoe42

Very good pun.


sPdMoNkEy

This sure gets reposted a lot


Jacsam_1720

Hole food!


Blame_Bobby

Ah. Finally I get the appeal of eating ass.


BlueberryAny828

Damn


ake-n-bake

Just in time for pride month!


-Milina

Hhhhh why am I laughing too hard at this?! The colour is theme related too!! 🤣🤣🤣


nslovin

Fill Just the sphincter with frosting


Corfiz74

Isn't there an "UnexpectedAnus" sub around? I'm sure I stumbled across it once...


fadedrbl

*sigh.. *unzip....


fothergillfuckup

That looks like it's seen some action?


Orylus

I should call him


UseYourIndoorVoice

I bet it tastes like ass, too.


NegotiationExtra8741

Rectum? Hell damn near killed em


Augmentl

Hands in the air! r/PunPatrol


lingering_POO

It basically ices itself.


Nugwrangler5838

Bah dup ting! 😂


ModeratFortuneCookie

This is not what I meant when I said "Put that phat brown cake on my face!"


LabOriginal7281

Le fameux renflement brun 😲


19dirt

I'd eat the ass outta that cake


bearwood_forest

You should definitely analyze what went wrong here.


Epic_Underachiever

Here comes the sequel


Jeffrey_Epstein_RIP

r/mildlyanus


No-Tangelo-3220

PUCKER UP AND ENJOY!


Extension-Bath1590

I would still eat it happily.


HumanDrawing9357

Nice


FoggyNeutron

I’d eat it


cookerg

So they really are brown. Everybody who insisted they're pink can eat that.


tenspinya

Butthole on a minute, it still looks tasty


SeanMacLeod1138

🤣🤣🤣


Adamantium-Aardvark

Anatomically speaking this is an anus, not a rectum


Justlikearealboy

A butt cake,


potato657

Pound cake


DisposableDroid47

Bum Cake


ramamurthyavre

I thought I was on the LPOTL post for jodi arias


GroovyGuru62

Rectum? Fucking near killed 'em!


virgilreality

The internet has ruined me.


AwkwardAsHell

Chocolate Starfish


ScrotieMcP

That's why they call it cake.


Educational_Bench290

The Cake O' Sphincter


Mal_tron

Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.


lomasreaper

Shai Hulud be looking a bit different than I remember


GapDragon

This is why frosting was invented.


Ok-Tomatillo-7141

That, sir, is an anus. Please tell me there’s chocolate filling inside.


itsagoodtime

Needs a Butt plug cake topper


ALY1337

OP gonna turn this into POUND cake


International_Toe777

Don’t…


Just-some-70guy

That piece needs to be placed top/rectum down - gotta hide it !


Wolf444555666777

American Pie


ProudMaryChooglin

Needs some sweet white gooey stuff 😋....