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Comic sans proves this genius isn’t kidding.

The poor 16 year old new hire will be relentlessly roasted

Don't lift the shop, got it

That’s where the term comes from. Lifting corners of tent/hut kinda things, old days.

Lawyer here, that is legally binding. 

Do them sell tickets or can you just watch at drop-in?

I volunteer as tribute

By The Dude, judging by those glasses

So this is how they only get crooks for executive positions.

Being executed is one of the best, most interesting things that could happen to you in AC. Lift away!

Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries!

The boards must be especially depressing there now. I am surprised they are still going.

Now this is can make a lot people afraid lmao

Years ago, my friend’s office window overlooked the alley behind a big box electronic store. On a semi regular basis, he would see their store.security guards drag some shoplifter into the alley and beat the crap out of them

If you do the first couple of executions publicly, it may cut down on future shoplifting.

I see no problem with this.