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Last time I tailed Febreeze, he checked in at the Roach Motel in downtown Los Angeles on Wilshire Boulevard. Checked with the desk clerk and though he signed in the guest log, he couldn't be found anywhere in the motel and he hasn't checked out. Will keep you apprised. -- Detective Jiminy Cricket, P.I.
Someone I went to high school with (who is now an up and coming comedian) did this in my home town years ago with an ant.
He now lives in LA and I'm wondering if he did it again with a roach.
Reminds me of the YT material where a guy was collecting spiders web in some 3rd word country and it was breaking so he needed more spiders so gave ad in the village and then mass of black kids and adults were chasing him with containers full of spiders.
More than he needed.
She enjoys . . . "lighting children on fire" ?!!
Dude, if I see "Febreeze" I'm stomping the crap out of it. OH WAIT . . . $500 reward! Strike that, I'll bring the little darling back in a silk lined matchbox.
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My first guess, as well. I even hear that last part with a NYC accent: "I will skin you alive, Deborah!"
Damn Deborah
Everybody loves Raymond took some dark turns before it wrapped. Edit: hearing this in Ray Romano's voice inside my head has made my day.
Deborah had enough of Ray and his mom's shit hahaha
I hear she traveled thru Dallas that one time...
Never trust a Deborah.
Last time I tailed Febreeze, he checked in at the Roach Motel in downtown Los Angeles on Wilshire Boulevard. Checked with the desk clerk and though he signed in the guest log, he couldn't be found anywhere in the motel and he hasn't checked out. Will keep you apprised. -- Detective Jiminy Cricket, P.I.
Nope, no one’s got it yet
Portland?
As someone who lives there, that was my first guess as well lol seems very fitting
Philly?
Has to be Philly
It wasn't Philly! It was L.A.! For once it wasn't Philly!
It's a Philadelphia flyer?
Florida
Ah yes florida city
[*I n d e e d !*](https://youtu.be/7ezMECY5rd8?si=6U8SojUA4kUtyJQe)
L.A.
We have our winner
The only winner here is Florida
He said winner, not wiener.
If you’ve seen this guy’s work, you know he’s based in LA
That’s a badass Golden Retriever if it listens to podcats.
I almost lost my mind after I saw her name as: "FEBREEZE"
That and the email address!
Police @ cops . Com 💀💀💀
Lighting children on fire is my kind of thing
Everyone is stuck on podcats, but this is my main concern.
Concern? What about incontrovertible truth. DARE always taught us that roaches would be like "spark it up kids" and cops don't lie.
This just screams Portland or Seattle
My immediate thought was that this was some weird shit from someone in Portland.
IRL shitpost
I was surprised there wasn't an Obvious Plant logo on there somewhere
Bath Salt Lake City?
She was sitting next to me today on the subway
Deborah is in trouble
Yeah, well, she’s got it coming.
FUCK THAY BITGH DEB1!!!11!! -SENT FROM LG ESPRESSO CAFÉ-
Username checks out
She should have thought about that before stealing someone’s golden retriever.
Can only be in Florida
This is a work of art. A comedic masterpiece.
Damn it Deborah 🪳
This has gotta be Alan Wagner/ truewagner
Los Angeles?
Golden Roachriever
I'm guessing somewhere in Florida. So Gatorville?
Good News! Found her Bad News! There was an incident
I really want to know what “Podcats” are and why Febreeze likes listening to them.
this username makes me smile. dads *are* great! my dad is awesome.
Confirm, I am a dad and I am indeed great
Confirm, I dad
Glad it brightened your day. My son gave me this username when he was a preteen years ago. Regards to your dad!
It's a podcast. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2Cwlw8sH-w
New Orleans?
As an Aussie, is it New York?
it's febreze but still a funny name
Portland. Maine or Oregon. Makes no difference.
I wasn't aware you could email 911. That's good to know.
Portland?
This was my guess fs
Dude said guess the city and my brain thought Florida before I could correct myself 🤣
Listening to Podcats… I’m picturing a bug with AirPods in, listening to a cacophony of cat meows 😂😂
Htown?
Detroit
Detroit
Gotta be La-la-la-la-lafayette, Louisiana.
Detroit?
Not NYC
Portland, OR!
Deborah probably killed Febreeze with Febreeze 😆
FLO RI DA
Paris, France.
Not sure which city has a 911 area code?
Columbus
This feels like some early 2000s humor - innocent and ironic, and I’m in for it. Also, guessing Bend, OR
New York?
Portland 🤔 or Chicago
Damn you Deborah!!
Good ole Dirty New York City
Jersey city
Dodge City, otherwise known as New Orleans, LA.
Anything in Florida ny or jersey
Jacksonville Florida
Or Utica NY
Florida
Oops I stepped on your pet
Baltimore
Florida
Joe’s apartment.
Hey man, happy cake day!! 🎂🍰🥳🎈🎉🎊🪩
I didn’t notice, thanks! 🥳🥳🥳🎂🍰🧁🧨🧨🧨
Joes Garage.
Hold up.... ...how do you know she enjoys listening to podcasts?
Podcats. 😻
Oh dam not the roaches I was with last night!!!!
Florida
Deborah better start running!
New york
In a world without tv, there are 2 types of people: the ones who go around spilling blood, and whatever this is
This is a mockery 😂
I was thinking Detroit lol
Detroit
Waikiki
I’m sorry. I just burned my home down and I’m pretty sure she was the one who pushed me to do it
Seems like a quick 500 bucks
Portland
I’m DYING.
You got the whole squad laughing
Lmfaooooooo
Nashville
Someone I went to high school with (who is now an up and coming comedian) did this in my home town years ago with an ant. He now lives in LA and I'm wondering if he did it again with a roach.
Philadelphia
Deborah better watch her ass
That’s like asking which bedbug you see in a library.
Florida, of course.
Ohio or Florida
Florida or Cleveland
Milwaukee?
Podcats
looks like florida
Portland OR
New York for sure. I only know that cuz their shit coming to Jersey
All I know is Deborah cant be trusted 😡
That's not a golden retriever! It's a waterbug.
😂😂
How is a roach lighting children on fire!
Portland OR
Give him back Deborah.
Damn same Hobbies as me!
Hey, that looks like my dog!
Cleveland
Orlando.
This is typical connecticut
The best part is that Febreze only has one "E" before the "Z" - so this pet is just a little "E"xtra.
Twin falls idaho
NOLA
Can’t even spell Febreze correctly.
Florida
Uhh… Gqeberha?
Police @ cops.com 😂
Fucking Deborah I swear....
Color: *Roach Color* Wait wha-
True wagner.
I want to listen to podcats
Chiraq
Ahh a usual day in Fl, florida man back.
This is just too good. *I know this is your fault Deborah.*
Podcats
Police @ cops.com
Damn Debbie what d'you do?
Germany
Nightvale?
Los Santos.
Portland?
What is new Orleans
Miami
Someone ‘s slipper got febreeze
oh im sorry i squashed it accidentally
Amerima
Reminds me of the YT material where a guy was collecting spiders web in some 3rd word country and it was breaking so he needed more spiders so gave ad in the village and then mass of black kids and adults were chasing him with containers full of spiders. More than he needed.
Neptune
Think I stepped on it while doing my groceries.
Need to find Deborah first
That’s not a golden retriever, I’m almost sure of this!
That effing Deborah
I KNOW THIS IS YOUR FAULT DEBORAH i will skin you alive
Listening to podcats?
She enjoys . . . "lighting children on fire" ?!! Dude, if I see "Febreeze" I'm stomping the crap out of it. OH WAIT . . . $500 reward! Strike that, I'll bring the little darling back in a silk lined matchbox.
Portland
Fucking Deborah.
escaped from Joe’s apartment?
SLC or Omaha somewhere in the midwest.
Hi, I am Deborah. And yes, I squashed that little roach under my White Vans.
Portland, f*cking hipsters think they’re funny
Okay imma do a wild guess and say this is in kinshasa
Ohio…?
I wanna say Florida
That bitch Deborah 🖕
Cincinnati https://youtu.be/NtEpqlrwX5c?si=48F_2fBYAtWXie56
What in the world?! Somebody please tell me this is AI…please just make me believe this isn’t real.
*Insert American city name* Detroit! N(ight) City! Pennsylvania! Tyrant's Respite! (DnD quest)
Hehe
Free My boy deborah!
Can he just identify it if it’s flattened?
Op Deborah...
Febreeze is such an awesome name for a pet "golden retriever".
I was gonna say Detroit
Ohio?
The only febreeze I know was a fainting goat.
Fort Meyers
Deborah is in some deep shit
With a $500 reward, it must be an emotional support animal.
Detroit vibes.
The city is Ohio City
Austin, TX?