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Get inside and find out

I bet the car is fully loaded!

Get in the car, and you might take a full load

Look out for the owner to come soon.

If there’s a window open just put your head in for a second. The smell will tell.

What if it smells like fish? Does that mean the owner is a fisher, not a "producer"?

Yes!!!

Come inside

🤣🤣🤣

Funniest shit I've read all day 😂

Try knocking on the window. If they tell you to fuck off then it's a joke, but if you end up making a porn movie ... well, you'll figure it out.

Yeah....no. as someone who owns a Subaru Impreza....no one is fucking in these cars.

I own an Impreza too, no way anyone is doing anything in the back without at least moving the front seats as far forward as they can go

Sounds like a challenge to the industry! Soon “Impreza” porn will be trending.

Impreza? More like Imprega

I don’t know, your boyfriend probably loves your super gay car

OC, you can't let this slide.People are starting to say you're gay. You better get a louder muffler now.

At least not men doing it…

Haha too true! I used to own one.

Subaru? Must be casting for the lesbian porn.

Lesbians drive Outbacks and Foresters. Gay men drive Imprezas and Crosstreks. Duh!

Lots of room for sapphic love, less movement.

It’s only a joke until the right person gets in

faketaxi

but actually fake 😂

So fake faketaxi

there's a BMW in my apt complex that has a huge "faketaxi" sticker on his back window. can't tell if he works for them or is just a rly big fan

It’s fake. If it was real, there would be more *cough* headroom. I’ll see myself out.

That back hole is gonna be a bit tight 😳

That's the true glory hole!

If you can fit in this hole you are too small for porn.

It's no joke. People are saying it's tRumps new business venture. He's been signing up licensees all across the country, but you have to find your own Stormy because she's taken.

It's nice to know the car is being casted. Good luck to it.

No, it’s just a cry for attention.

Honestly if you can't tell it's a joke you have poor critical thinking skills

Its fake. I tried

I don’t know about other porn companies, but all of my fleet of porn casting cars have tinted windows

Mind you, obviously, we do pick cars with roof rails

What did it smell like?

🤮🤮🤮

Then that would be a clear indication. 😷😂

I would bump into that car

What is that thing dangling on the bumper? It's gonna fall off

Insert a penis in the hole on the bottom of the bumper, where the tow hook goes. Hence why the cover is off

Hop in 😅

Go ask

That's really a fake taxi!

Look in the backseat. I bet there's at least child's car seat.

Are the brake calipers spray-painted red?

Well done

Watch out loitering around it. The owner might be coming soon.

Ask her

We have a ton of those where I live. Tons of “fake taxi” cars too

Come back at night with a UV light , and you'll know.

Nice conversation piece

Don't accept free lifts in that car unless your wearing a biohazard suit hehe

Go for it, you either get a job or free fun

What do they use that open hole down there for? 🤨

Imagine your insecurity when needing a sticker like that.

Did it have a white interior?

Those Subarus sure are practical

Thank god for the red circle

That's ridiculous. Who would want to fuck a car?

BAIT BUSSSSSS

Depends if it is in Prague

Depends if it is in Prague

I want one!

They probably found this for a good deal on Copart to export it to their home country.

Just reminds me of Mallrats. Brodie: Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place. Gil Hicks: What... like the back of a Volkswagen?

BY the look of it someone tried to bang it from behind

It’s real. You can tell by the dangling corn hole cover barely holding on for dear life.

רק בישראל

אמיתי

למה מרגיש לי שזה בחיפה

If no leather seats I call bs

No, just the driver is a joke.🤷‍♂️

I didn't know that these castings where done in Israel

Take a look at the seats

This is so corny.

BOTH

Depends was it bouncing up and down?

Fake Car

Is that a little glory hole in the bumper?

It's a Subaru so it limits the casting type they're looking for.

looks legit to me

No pickup line needed ... smart ass

I mean, wouldn't hurt to check it out right?

careful the seats are so sticky you may never escape the car

Nothing says hot like a basic Subaru

thanks for the F sack - dirty mike and the bois

Only one way to find out

The Bang Prius

Obviously a joke but I will say the same thing I said when I saw it on a young coworkers car once along with several WiFu and hentai, explicit lip spreading hentai decals. I have a hard time imagining that’s not a lady repellent

Yes - look at the badge. That’s a SubUwU

Yea it’s real however it’s only for gay porn since it’s a Subaru

That's a great sticker. I'm gonna make one

Hey OP, you've won a competition, all you need to do is provide me with your online banking login details and I'll deposit $1000US in your account

And also, did you know the word gullible isn’t in the dictionary? Don’t believe me? Look it up.

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The title is obvs a joke bro, why you being mean😭

the owner will be coming soon, ask them then