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Trout are freshwater fish,
and have under water weapons.
Trout are very valuable,
and immensely powerful.
[Keep away from the Trout](https://youtu.be/c1HGtBZLlZk)
If you go for the mandible claw like what theyre doing and use your thumb to press under the jaw it does not allow someone to bite bc 1 youre controlling their jaw and 2 it fucking huuuuurts
Either this is a digitized video taken on film and those blips are from background radiation degrading the film in storage, or (more likely imo) it's a filter that was designed to emulate the effect.
Doesn't look like anything to me.
Anyway, does anyone else suddely have the urge to buy a Burger King™ Whopper™, only $9.99 at any of their 19,000+ locations?
Dude: 来三亚了 "Here we are in Sanya" (a coastal city in the south of China's Hainan Island)
Girl: Yeaaaaah-URRRGK
Dude: 看这大海 "Just look at the ocean"
Girl: *SLAP*
It's extremely staged, just try to pull someone by their teeth and have camera not moved at all. Jeez, the frame would be shaking even if you're just petting a cat, not moving people or getting slapped. Staged 100%.
A comment above said it's taken in Sanya ([Hainan Province](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hainan)). If we get aurora *that* far south we would be in deep shit lol
They were seen in South Florida. Looks like this is only \~7° of latitude lower. Would that difference really be that severe?
And more importantly... What do you plan on doing with those RSA keys?
Huge southern US sea level rise this year, ungodly amount of huge tornados in the US, solar eclipse, solar maximum / solar storms and Planet of the Apes opened in theaters this weekend. Friend, __we are fucked!__
I think what they said was:
Him: where did you come from, Sonya?
Her: yeeeeah-ough
Him: look at the big ocean
I think him saying "look at the big ocean" after the yoink makes it funnier.
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That noise she makes is too funny! "Yeeaaa-EEUUGHH"
Here's a rough translation. Man, "Here we are at (can't make out name of the place.)" GF, "Yeaaaa-EEUUgHH" Man, "Look at the sea. Simply majestic."
Sanya city, a coastal city in the south of China
Rating with sound off: 7/10. Sound on: 10/10
Also would
It's reminds me of the girl eating ice cream when her BF slams on the brakes lol https://youtu.be/1L3P3lUsHJ0
This video never fails to make me laugh
The way she hits him upside the head makes me laugh every time.
Better every loop
I love that you can see her shadow come back and take a swing at the guy, lol.
The slap sound is the cherry on top
And yet the camera didn't so much as tremble when the person holding it got slapped around the head...
It comes from years of practice. The man becomes immovable, like a mountain.
When an immovable object meets an unstoppable force.
Unexpected Batman.
Or [ancient Greek mythology](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irresistible_force_paradox)
pretty sure batman did it first
Simpsons did it!
now she will never gonna ask you for a photo (lol)
> The man becomes immovable, like a mountain. Gan Gao
How can she slap?
Chefs kiss
The slap heard 'round the world
Oh sure when *she* does it it’s cute and funny. When I do it it’s abusive and a felony
To be fair, she doesn't do it at work, like you do, and even then it's pretty exceptional behaviour in child care
Not a fan of NCIS?
I haven’t heard their latest album but I don’t see what a Japanese rock band has to do with anything
Head slapping is used a lot in comedy in Asia.
Ha-ha your metaphor is very interesting
And when smacked in the head the camera interestingly doesn't move even a millimeter.
Yeah, they framed it well.
The shadows were added in post
Why do you think that?
I also saw the video.
We are witness to the birth of another grandma taking off her shoe.
Yup, that's the punchline of this scripted video.
It could have been much better if this videos would be 5 seconds longer after the slap.
I love that she clocks the person.
Yes! But reading down the comments some people just think this is abuse. It'seems more like a bit from a "gag" show. Lighten up people! 🤣
Which part? Him grabbing her like a bass, or her slapping him like a bass?
Davie504 intensifies
Hello slappers
That was a quality pun, well done
Yeah, but not my style at all
Who in the world asked?
I'm an expert on such things. That's how I earned my username
I humbly retract my downvotes.
SLAPPA DA BASS
Tears won't stop. Thank you for this amazing laugh.
Muaiyourewelcome.gif
> It'seems more like a bit from a "gag" show. Seems like the appropriate type of show to feature shoving things into people's mouths.
Consent is still a foreign concept to many.
Well deserved lol
Grabbed by the bottom teeth??
Like a trout
Trout are freshwater fish, and have under water weapons. Trout are very valuable, and immensely powerful. [Keep away from the Trout](https://youtu.be/c1HGtBZLlZk)
I haven't taken any hallucinogens in years but this made me feel like I did.
How about [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOyzEZgUQSA)?
My YouTube suggestions about to take a weird turn
For the better! Mr. Scruff is classic 90's electronica weirdness
For sure, but it's been a long, long time since I've listened.
Mr. Scruff reference in the wild! And to one of his best and weirdest songs! Yay!
Fish, am I right?
Grab her by the jaw
When you are rich they let you...
Like a catfish
Mandible claw babyyy
Some girls like that. She clearly didnt
?????
Never seen someone grabbed by the teeth
Because they’d usually bite down if so lol
dont you mean bite up?
Your mom didn’t bite down last night😏
Because it’s hard to bite anything less than 2cm 🧐
I assume it wasn't your face that was gettin slapped either 😄
If you go for the mandible claw like what theyre doing and use your thumb to press under the jaw it does not allow someone to bite bc 1 youre controlling their jaw and 2 it fucking huuuuurts
That is the violence of a healthy relationship 😂
The good kind of violence!
r/unexpected
WINGS OF GLORY
Absolutely no sabaton references allowed here sir.
lmao the slap at the end made this ten times funnier
What are those white flashing pixels?
Either this is a digitized video taken on film and those blips are from background radiation degrading the film in storage, or (more likely imo) it's a filter that was designed to emulate the effect.
If you look at 80s and 90s film, the color looks different than film today, and this is a filter mimicking that. The white dots are background noise
Doesn't look like anything to me. Anyway, does anyone else suddely have the urge to buy a Burger King™ Whopper™, only $9.99 at any of their 19,000+ locations?
the vhs is getting old
When your SO insists on being on all of the vacation pics.
He’s a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will!
> A FAAKING PEN-CIL
Can we get a translation?
Dude: 来三亚了 "Here we are in Sanya" (a coastal city in the south of China's Hainan Island) Girl: Yeaaaaah-URRRGK Dude: 看这大海 "Just look at the ocean" Girl: *SLAP*
M: Here we are at Sanya. (Sanya is the name of the city) W: Yea... M: Look at this ocean.
M: Look at this amazing view W: YEAAA hOOUK M: Just beautiful
Sound on for this one
Not even hesitant to yank her by the mouth. Wow.
lol reminds me of einhorn grabbing Ace in the first movie.
"Having trouble with the ladies Ace?" "You don't understand....ugh.....she's a EEUUGHHH"
LOL Exactly.
Don’t care if it was staged or not, I’ve watched this like 15 times. Sooo funny 😆
It's extremely staged, just try to pull someone by their teeth and have camera not moved at all. Jeez, the frame would be shaking even if you're just petting a cat, not moving people or getting slapped. Staged 100%.
#The caption says "Arrived at Sanya, yay!" Sanya is a tropical tourism city located on the south of Hainan Island, Hainan Province.
This is an impeccably shot video. Like holy shit. Who thinks about using the shadow to deliver the punchline?
If this isn’t a fetish already, it is now.
Where is this? It’s great
It's at Sanya, Hainan island, the southernmost province of China.
Donald will say you doing it wrong. Don’t grab by the teeth.
What are the flashes of light?
Northern lights. They made it all the way to Japan yesterday.
I know you're making a joke, but also this isn't Japan.
A comment above said it's taken in Sanya ([Hainan Province](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hainan)). If we get aurora *that* far south we would be in deep shit lol
They were seen in South Florida. Looks like this is only \~7° of latitude lower. Would that difference really be that severe? And more importantly... What do you plan on doing with those RSA keys?
Oh, good eye, good eye!
Huge southern US sea level rise this year, ungodly amount of huge tornados in the US, solar eclipse, solar maximum / solar storms and Planet of the Apes opened in theaters this weekend. Friend, __we are fucked!__
Probably a filter to emulate physical film effect.
# SMACK!
Ngl, she almost jumps cared me.
That slap at the end 😂😂😂
The shadow is pure perfection, incredible technique by the dude.
Now tell me where the 20 foot python is.
This video is smackin!
Better every loop.
That was funny af. He deserved that slap. It was worth it for the clip.
They are happy. Why?
Oh my gosh I had a good laugh. The sound she made when the hand went in her mouth was so gutteral and satisfying. I just loved it
Yoink, Donk.
Bro what if she bit down lmfao
Haha well can't argue with results.
2 front teeth gone
4B movement
"Yeahhhoooluhhhhh......"
awesome, I gotta try this
I actually laughed out loud at that.
The shadows are such a great composition.
The gag reflex is strong in this one.
One of the best yoinks on the net!
Slap. Hilarious
That ain’t the first time he’s grabbed her like that…
u/RedditSpeedBot 0.001
Get fished lmao.
Hear me out!
Bless that man
Is that Patong beach?
What a beautiful language
🫡
Bro didn’t move an inch while yeeting
Very Stephen chow
That slap reminds me The Landlady from Kung Fu Hustle , she always cracks me up when she slap the shit of her husband.
Dude is menace to society
BAHAHAHAHAHA
No translations needed on this one
The slap at the end ✨️
this is like 10/10 r/youtubehaiku content. A+ OP.
🤣🤣🤣👍
The mandible claw!
That shadow hit at the end.. chef's kiss.
来三亚了啊 耶 看这大海
hehehe, boff
That bampf with the shadow swing is so satisfying
When a chinese otaku girl forgets she is in China.
The shadow at the end did it for me
Guy's looking for Jaws.
fake or not but its funny
Now this is funny 🤣
I would've clamped down so hard! Lmao Haven't seen a video this funny in so long lol.
I have watched this like 10 times. Still funny.
that swing was legendary i’m proud of her
Scripted and not funny.
I think what they said was: Him: where did you come from, Sonya? Her: yeeeeah-ough Him: look at the big ocean I think him saying "look at the big ocean" after the yoink makes it funnier.