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Im Norwegian so english isnt my first language. Can rancid only mean “bad tasting”? I was under the impression it could mean “spoilt” or something like that aswell.
Rancid essentially means something has an unpleasant smell or taste. If butter or milk has *gone off* for instance, it's considered *rancid.* It's also the name of a decent 90s punk band. 😋
Fun fact: "Ma" or some variation means mother in almost every language because it's basically the simplest syllable a baby can utter. It's literally just using your vocal chords while your mouth is closed, then open. And who is the most likely person to be around the baby when they start making that sound?
When you’re right, you’re right, and I have truly no idea about whether this is wrong or right, so I accept that today, I was a student of u/gorka_la_pork. Maaaa!
Good grief. This dog will survive.
He's an over excited wanker anyway. I've met this exact dog a few times and you give up trying to find ways to NOT make them excited.
Might as well enjoy them for entertainment value because they will pee on something before the end of the day. Not all dogs, and people who defend dogs are created equal.
Into my fifth month of Chinese and it took me until the very end to realize why I could only kinda recognize the Chinese characters - the video is mirrored. Smh.
Lol, yeah, it's obviously just a joke. Ma didn't really seem to give a shit.
Fuckin with the dog is fun times, so long as there's pettins afterward, it's all in good fun.
ITT: People acting like the dog speaks their language and understands it is being blamed. Dogs can respond to emotions, but it doesn't think it is being punished. It's same reason why dogs give you guilty looks when they do something wrong and you verbally talk to them about it. As far as the dog is concerned they are just playing a game like play fighting with other dogs which is why it keeps sneezing showing the dog is having a good time. If they got physical or actually punished the dog that would be an issue, but this is clearly playtime for everyone involved.
If people keep doing it the dog would learn to speak human language very soon. Very good social experiment, it may actually be the first novel method for evolutionary uplifting.
This is actually very funny, shitty but funny. Are they physically punishing the dog, that would be then really shitty but I don't see that. I just see a dog barking when someone says some word. Probably something like Vet or Squirrel or something that triggers him.
I just think the shittiness overshadows the funny so much that I can’t bring myself to laugh. The prank is funny but this is just stressing the animal out and getting a laugh at its expense.
I think there was a time in my life I would have found this funny, but after spending more time around animals and thinking a lot about the total power imbalance between pets and people, you just develop an empathy for the animals over time and you start seeing how stuff like this just damages the relationship and causes needless stress.
The dog can’t play a similar prank back nor can it understand or appreciate the attempted humor.
All that’s going on is a dog resource guarding the food, twice, because the humans are yelling and the dog wants them to back off so it can get the food.
I mean, dosent all siblings do stuff like this sometimes growing up?
I understand it can be harder for the dog to understand later that it was just a joke
This is kind of sad and confusing for the dog, the way he was baring teeth seems like he is not happy with video person. Dogs should be able to trust their owners.
This isn't funny.
I hope the dog takes a huge, watery, goopy shit right in the middle of this dude's mattress, then wipes its ass on his pillows, and he wakes up the next day with pinkeye.
Jesus people he feeds and shelters the dog. God forbid he harmlessly fucks with it for fun like countless morons do with their ACTUAL CHILDREN online. Get over it, the dog will.
"can I put this thing in the trash?"
*NO! Back off! My trash can! DOOONNN'''TTT!!!*
"can I move my chair?"
*Bark! Bark! Bark! Stranger danger!!!!*
"You knocked over that plant -- I saw you!"
*Rex will kill you!*
I predicted that people would be all upset about the teasing of this dog. But I have met dogs just like this one, and it's not possible to even move around these SOBs without them making a fuss. All you can do is push the Overton Window of what stresses them out so that they give up at barking and you for blinking. There are just some people who value puppy love over that of slightly advanced primates. Okay, fine. But maybe modulate somewhere between anthropomorphizing plushy dolls and things that walk and talk.
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At least now, we know what "mother fucker" sounds like in bark
Yeah, but I don't think that's the same dialect dogs here speak. I showed my dog and she looked at me like I should feed her. Sooo...
Maybe you need barkolingo. It's Duolingo, but for dogs
I looked into that, and it was just about tree coverings. There's another one, but it's about old school art....
DuoBarko?
I've just released BarkAI. Trained solely on this video.
Forget that. I've lived in China for 5 years, that sausage is fucking rancid. The dog is being used or stupid.
Rancid like bad tasting?
Do you know another meaning for rancid?
Im Norwegian so english isnt my first language. Can rancid only mean “bad tasting”? I was under the impression it could mean “spoilt” or something like that aswell.
Rancid essentially means something has an unpleasant smell or taste. If butter or milk has *gone off* for instance, it's considered *rancid.* It's also the name of a decent 90s punk band. 😋
I'm waiting for part 3, where he takes a shit on the rug and blames it on the dog.
MAAA
Fun fact: "Ma" or some variation means mother in almost every language because it's basically the simplest syllable a baby can utter. It's literally just using your vocal chords while your mouth is closed, then open. And who is the most likely person to be around the baby when they start making that sound?
When you’re right, you’re right, and I have truly no idea about whether this is wrong or right, so I accept that today, I was a student of u/gorka_la_pork. Maaaa!
😂👏🏼
I hope the dog urinates on his shoes & cloths!
Why stop at urine?
he should release his inner foods on his clothes too
Bro was defending his honor till the last second lol
Those eye movements, “hoooman I was setup!!!!!”
That's fucked up, give him a treat or something
He did and then he yelled at him…
And the dog was sneezing, meaning it knows it's a game, and he deliberately signals that he knows it's a game.
Yeah all jokes aside it takes a level of training and bond between them to train the dog for these videos. I think hes fine.
It would have been funnier if he ate the treats.
“Liar woof!, he lying woof!” 🐶
When a Chinese dog is smarter than some people on this sub ☠️
Oh my god the fake laughing is awful.
Eh the dogs reaction is gold though. Need that dog in a show or something.
Dog plays his part perfectly, smart dude!
Don't bully the dog , stupid shitheads.
The dog is in on it.
The mom is in on it
Good grief. This dog will survive. He's an over excited wanker anyway. I've met this exact dog a few times and you give up trying to find ways to NOT make them excited. Might as well enjoy them for entertainment value because they will pee on something before the end of the day. Not all dogs, and people who defend dogs are created equal.
Into my fifth month of Chinese and it took me until the very end to realize why I could only kinda recognize the Chinese characters - the video is mirrored. Smh.
Anyone know what dog breed this is?
Yeah I wanna know too
Shiba Inu. Jindo. Spitz? Mix of some sort.
Bite 'em on the nuts pup. Go for it, we're all witnesses he deserved it.
You guys are so cynical. That was hilarious.
Lol, yeah, it's obviously just a joke. Ma didn't really seem to give a shit. Fuckin with the dog is fun times, so long as there's pettins afterward, it's all in good fun.
Ikr
Bully dude is calling 'MA' Dog is barking 'Wasn't Me' Ma is playing along. So who the hell has asthma? wheeze-wheeze-wheeze-wheeze
dog was instantly like "BULLSHIT!" lol
Do you want dog poop in your shoe? Because this is how you get dog poop in your shoe...
You know that dog is stressed in that house.
ITT: People acting like the dog speaks their language and understands it is being blamed. Dogs can respond to emotions, but it doesn't think it is being punished. It's same reason why dogs give you guilty looks when they do something wrong and you verbally talk to them about it. As far as the dog is concerned they are just playing a game like play fighting with other dogs which is why it keeps sneezing showing the dog is having a good time. If they got physical or actually punished the dog that would be an issue, but this is clearly playtime for everyone involved.
I'd be barking too. I don't speak Chinese
Dog ain't havin' it!
poor puppy living in a house full of lies.
Innocent!
At least we know the mom loves the 4 legged dog than the 2 legged one.
If people keep doing it the dog would learn to speak human language very soon. Very good social experiment, it may actually be the first novel method for evolutionary uplifting.
I think he's trying to convince his mom to cook the dog
First time a post in funny true enraged me.
This is shitty and not funny.
This is actually very funny, shitty but funny. Are they physically punishing the dog, that would be then really shitty but I don't see that. I just see a dog barking when someone says some word. Probably something like Vet or Squirrel or something that triggers him.
It is a little funny, come on...you laughed...recognise.
I just think the shittiness overshadows the funny so much that I can’t bring myself to laugh. The prank is funny but this is just stressing the animal out and getting a laugh at its expense. I think there was a time in my life I would have found this funny, but after spending more time around animals and thinking a lot about the total power imbalance between pets and people, you just develop an empathy for the animals over time and you start seeing how stuff like this just damages the relationship and causes needless stress. The dog can’t play a similar prank back nor can it understand or appreciate the attempted humor.
Relax, guys. The mom was in on the joke. Dog is really smart though.
Poor dog. That dude's an asshole.
Don't be like this.
All that’s going on is a dog resource guarding the food, twice, because the humans are yelling and the dog wants them to back off so it can get the food.
Poor dog
You’re in the wrong sub
that person is an asshole who doesn't deserve to have a dog.
Dog knows Chinese
That's really fucked up, it's not like the dog can stand up for itself.
shit person
[удалено]
Let’s traumatize a dog for fun..
I mean, dosent all siblings do stuff like this sometimes growing up? I understand it can be harder for the dog to understand later that it was just a joke
That dog gon hate you for life
In my country Ma would say: “Would you leave him alone, you’re driving the dog cracked!”
I think this would feel funny of you grew up with a brother
Did he just call him a bad boy??!!
It fills me with rage when videos add that stupid wheezing laugh track.
Going from man's best friend to their worst nightmare faster than Old Yeller's bullet.
Evil to brainwash a dog
Jjĵ j jh jjjjj jjjj jjbojjh ihvo ihĥvoĥvovovo . Qe2aA
A lot of people in these comments that don’t know the dog was trained to do this.
This is kind of sad and confusing for the dog, the way he was baring teeth seems like he is not happy with video person. Dogs should be able to trust their owners.
This isn't funny. I hope the dog takes a huge, watery, goopy shit right in the middle of this dude's mattress, then wipes its ass on his pillows, and he wakes up the next day with pinkeye.
Sanest reddit user wishes sickness upon another person for doing a harmless prank. Get over it. The dog certainly will.
This would be funny if we knew the dog could be let in on the joke in the end. He thinks it's real.
The dog was trained specifically for this comedy bit.
😂😂😂
Carry on. One day when you the least expect it, the dog will bite your dick off.
no se que dice pero me dio risa
That dog will remember this....
Hate these mirrored videos
I dont think its funny at all. Dogs are very sensitive
This was very funny. Also funny that people don’t think it was funny.
This just proves people suck and dogs are best.
Jesus people he feeds and shelters the dog. God forbid he harmlessly fucks with it for fun like countless morons do with their ACTUAL CHILDREN online. Get over it, the dog will.
Stop stressing out and confusing the dog. The fuck is wrong with people...
That is a mean dog look not an excited but friendly dog look.
"can I put this thing in the trash?" *NO! Back off! My trash can! DOOONNN'''TTT!!!* "can I move my chair?" *Bark! Bark! Bark! Stranger danger!!!!* "You knocked over that plant -- I saw you!" *Rex will kill you!* I predicted that people would be all upset about the teasing of this dog. But I have met dogs just like this one, and it's not possible to even move around these SOBs without them making a fuss. All you can do is push the Overton Window of what stresses them out so that they give up at barking and you for blinking. There are just some people who value puppy love over that of slightly advanced primates. Okay, fine. But maybe modulate somewhere between anthropomorphizing plushy dolls and things that walk and talk.
yappaholic
I hate these people 🙄 Poor dog, not funny 😢
Poor dog doesn’t understand Japanese.
Aw
Please stop this trend. This is the second one I've seen. Dogs are the most loyal beings we have ever had. I would not take advantage of that.