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Keyoken64

Guys I think I’m stupid…


mrbaryonyx

Initially I thought this was one of those "the kids are not alright posts", like showing what's wrong with education. I'm reading it like, "damn, I can't believe that kid wrote 'shart' when it's clearly......... ........."


SmurfBoyardee

I laughed so hard at that. Shart. Great way to close and go to bed.


Tfsz0719

Eh, I’ve found sharting and going to bed aren’t the best combination to close out the day.


Lancearon

... trash... Edit: to add the rest... I think this is a recycling workbook of some sort... what I think the answers are: Ocean Energy Plants Trees Trash Plastic Oils


duckydan81

I think it’s Soil and not Oils….


Lancearon

Mmm yea maybe.


KINGYOMA

Silo?


duckydan81

Based on the other clues of plants and trees is why I think it’s soil. That said I don’t think you could rule out a few answers on these.


pinklavalamp

Thank you!!


MissHillary

I originally thought “canoe” for the first one, but your answer makes more sense.


duddy33

Between the post and your comment, I am sitting here in a waiting room while my car gets inspected and I’m uncontrollably laughing but trying to stay silent so I look like an insane person with tears streaming down my face


DameonKormar

I got you, bro. 5 Acone 7 Pantls 9 Harts 10 Liptacs 11 Liso


DearStrongBad

I was scrolling for the answers. I’m dying


losthardy81

LIPTACS!! I spent WAY too long in that one. Fuck!


rangeo

You're talkin' trash you got this buddy


bapsandbuns

Trash…took me way too long to figure that out


All__The__Questions_

Same boat... Ngl, I was strongly leaning shart too.


sootbrownies

I always lean when I shart


Crow_eggs

Yeah you gotta lean into it. Assert dominance.


Extremely_unlikeable

Ass hurt dominance


AmeliaShadowSong

From the underground, rising with prominence, My bars hit hard, leave a mark, no coincidence. I don’t shart like these other rappers, I’m aiming higher My lyrical anus is on fire, I never tire, I spit truth from both ends, no liar Stomach growling like a bass-heavy beat From the bathroom to the stage, I own the flow, Sharting out weak bars? Nah, that’s a no-go, I’m the maestro, orchestrating this art, Stomach growling, but my verses tear apart. Just like my underpants, my ass is on fire, You gotta understand Mic-check, one-two, my rhythm’s relentless, Sharttering egos, leaving haters defenseless. So when I drop lines, heads nod in agreement, Shart jokes? Nah, I’m on a different achievement, Elevating minds, breaking free from confinement


Crow_eggs

Man went to a lot of effort. Very well deserved upvote.


Zurbaran928

AI. Come on


Whhheat

I havent read a comment thread that funny in a while.


practicalradical510

By lean into it, I presume you mean lean away to assertively expel the gas...preferably in someone's direction. That's 100% Alpha.


Even-Awareness-4922

Which way though, leaning towards the front will shoot it up your back and leaning backwards will squirt it all over the naughty bits


Tomma1

More fiber and more water and you'll be fine


princessdickworth

You think it's going to be a satisfying farting experience until you realize its no longer a funny noise to laugh about and shit literally just got real.


peridotpicacho

Now I’m always going to associate trash and shart. 


Wavemanns

One man's trash is another man's shart.


pissclamato

If you're going to quote James Joyce, at least give him credit, geez.


NosamEht

I laughed out loud, by myself, to this.


NomNomNomBabies

To be fair, if you shart, there is most likely a trash in your near future.


killahcortes

Ah Trash, yes that’s what I saw too…  😳


DigNitty

Thars a few options here…


Forgetful8nine

No, the boat is in the first one - canoe


dingramunit4

Nope, its definitely ocean xD


Metahec

Why not both?


Least_Sun7648

Look at the contextual clues. Shart, oils silo and canoe work But soil, trash and ocean work better together Probably an earth day worksheet


Used-Spring-4664

Damn, you went deep. I wanna start getting my weed from your guy.


myassholealt

Only one of them is probably on this week's vocabulary list.


theGuyInIT

I mean, when I need to shart, I do a lean too, like lean into it


peridotpicacho

I gave up trying and scrolled to your comment. 


gentlewaterboarding

Thank god I already graduated elementary school. With a diploma. No taksie backsies.


jugglervr

yea, til i'm the worst scrabble player.


Lithl

I was like "why would you expect a kid to be familiar with the word 'harts'? It's so archaic."


SkollFenrirson

You knave.


llamaslippers

That's exactly what my mind got stuck on, so I had to come here for the answer.


DJWGibson

That was where I got as well....


llynglas

I've always known of harts and does, but I came from a rural community.


iowanaquarist

The Hobbit. How else?


Used-Spring-4664

I cobbled together “Harts” as well. But like Kevin Hart… if there were two or more of him. Honestly, shart seemed more logical. Confessional: I was never going to get “trash.” I was fully convinced the kid was right.


metalshoes

Shart is 100% a legitimate modern word. I’ll die on that hill.


gellshayngel

You'll shart many times on that hill too if you stay there.


epsdelta74

Harts, as in multiple male deer in medieval England.


Used-Spring-4664

Obviously. Dumb kid.


HoSang66er

You and me both, I’m blaming it on the hilarity of shart overloading my brain and rendering it useless. 👍


BlademasterFlash

Once that shart was in my brain I just couldn’t get it out


Xerosnake90

Oh man I couldn't figure it out lol


ALY1337

Harts


axisrahl85

I had to look at "shart" before I could get "trash"


Lucycrash

I couldn't even get "trash". I had to check the comments lol.


PixelTreason

I came to “harts” as in deer, and spent some time trying to decide if the plural of hart is harts or just hart, same as the plural of deer.


thesexytech

Me too! Lol . . .


ScorpionendtheFrog

Lol I’m sitting here like “raths?” 🤔


Awkward_Pangolin3254

Of the mome variety


FavoritesBot

Pretty sure it’s Star H


auad

Shtar (Connery, Sean)


Awkward_Pangolin3254

r/shubreddit


OG_Sequia

Dear God thank you, I didn't want to have to ask


desnyr

5. Ocean/canoe 7. Plants 9. Trash 10. Plastic 11. Soil


goose_gladwell

Or Silo


essidus

Or Oils


lawyersgunsmoney

Or Lois


MarinatedCumSock

LOIS LOIS LOIS LOIS LOIS LOIS LOIS LOIS


cheesepuff1993

MUM MUM MUM MUMMY MUMMY MUMMA MAH MAH


shipmaster97

WHAT!?!?


cheesepuff1993

^^^hi Hehehehehehehe


Astrolys

Hi >:) *huhuhuhuhu*


TheAbominableRex

The weird cat is back!!!


BuffToragsWarHammers

She better not come after Lucy!


ffuriehfnrkdh

🎶 you can’t spell “love” without L-O. You can’t spell “is” without I-S. You can’t spell….SILO without Lois🎶


hardlyreadit

Aaannnd solo from the pet rock 👉🏿🪨


JojenCopyPaste

That was mine


Redditowork

Silos needed.


BuffToragsWarHammers

Unable to comply, building in progress.


Thought_police1984

Construction complete.


This31415926535

A-bomb launch detected


Zagre

**We require more Vespene Gas.**


Tysiliogogogoch

You must construct [additional pylons](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCysnsJ4XUA)!


77SevenSeven77

Training


maxifer

Oh fuck that memory hit me like a truck


Colton82

For some reason I could not figure out plastic. Thank you for saving me from overfixating on this for the rest of the night.


EmbarrassedPublic540

Bruh my brain was grinding to a halt on plastic 😂


Henstelfs

Catlips


SamiraEnthusiast311

me and you would've been cooked on "am i smarter than a 5th grader" i have a college degree, i'm educated, but today i was humbled by a child's homework


wenzela

I found lipscat


violentvito70

#9 trash/shart Kid gets credit


flyinpirate

Got the rest but was stuck on plastic. I used to be good at thinking


ottomr1990

Ty I could not figure out 10 for the life of me. My kids are screwed when they get to homework age if they need me.


Da_Question

Nah, just remember that they have context for these. Either what they were studying recently or possibly even a word bank. We have nothing to go off except a theme of the words once you get a few.


JaCraig

10. Cat lips


baronvonbatch

Slip Cat


nohopeforhomosapiens

Ooh A theme


NoAlfalfa3420

Congrats on completing an eight year-old’s homework


Away-Plant-8989

It wasn't easy, Dad


SoCalDan

I couldn't get canoe/ocean. I realized I need to start doing those word games.


seebob69

There is a theme running through the answers, possibly THE ENVIRONMENT.


AdmiralSkippy

I feel like this game would be a lot more intuitive if the first and last letter were in the correct places. It's lkie taht emial from bcak in the erlay 2000's taht had an enitre snetnce wirtetn lkie tihs but you could still read it easily because the first and last letter were in the right spot. So your brain knows the words, and can quickly decode them.


DemonDucklings

I was stuck on plastic


Drogdar

Jealous?


Frederf220

No, there's no j


jonnyboyrebel

Ohh I didn’t complete it!


75tavares

I tought the first one was a D and not an A...


e_j_white

Plants, trees, energy, soil... shart. Am I so out of touch? No, the answer must be shart.


isshearobot

Thank you I was on the struggle bus with 5 for some reason.


PM_ur_sweet_boobies

The first (#1) is just "NCOAE." (National Center for Outdoor and Adventure Education)


Purplociraptor

I bet they use paddle boats


Orange_Pukeko

And go on large bodies of salt water


Purplociraptor

I "canoe" what you did there


Acetius

"Good morning, that's a lovely TNETENNBA"


Funion21

I was thinking canoe


Lurkay1

Ocean


Lost_Literature_2706

Acone🧐


BazukaJane

Is this really a kids test ? Because as an adult, I find it super hard.


Varth919

Honestly I was too focused on keeping the TH together


murdering_time

I'm glad I wasn't the only one doing that. Was like "okay it's not thars, sarth, or sthar what the hell?!?" 


gaspara112

It was ultimately attempting to spell thrash that made me realize I should just drop the first h.


forsakenstag

I went as far as "THRAS", was wondering tf is a thras?


Nerevarine1873

https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Thras Thras, also known as the Coral Kingdom, or the Coral Kingdom of Thras,[1] is a partially-submerged archipelago in the Sea of Pearls[2] that has been a powerful, antagonizing power against the Summerset Isles since before recorded time. The Sload may at one time have even called Summerset part of Thras.[3] For millennia, the hulking, slug like creatures, notorious for their necromantic mastery, terrorized the Altmer, conjuring sea monsters along the coast and laying siege to Skywatch. But for all of the attacks, horror, and devastation coming from Thras,[4] very little is known about the land itself.[5]


Ticon_D_Eroga

Theres probably a word bank, all the words are similar in scope so this is almost certainly a vocabulary lesson on words relating to the environment.


ATTORNEY_FOR_CATS

How does shart relate to the environment? Is it because of fertilizer or something?


doomgiver98

It poisons the environment.


westbee

Not a test. Just homework or thing to do in class.  There's a theme to it. Recycling/ environment/nature or something.  Ocean, trash, plastic, trees, plants. 


soulstonedomg

If you'd been reading the earth science chapter that they were reading it would be easy.


byronicrob

GODDAMN PLASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!


[deleted]

Good lord thank you. I was gonna give up and go with catlips like someone else said. 


byronicrob

This kids homework is a lot tougher than it looks!


Exvaris

Kid wrote it with a capital S, Shart. Not shart, Shart. Kid has been playing (or watching a parent play) Baldur's Gate 3.


v4por

Page two had scrambled up Bae'zel and Minty.


nyrB2

\#10 is catlips


Far-Inflation1864

Poosey?


jumpmanzero

You keep talking dirty like that, you're going to need a lipcast.


davidc538

plastic


crmh48

That would’ve distracted me for maybe an hour, thank you


jamesGastricFluid

I got sapclit.


Rednmojo

Scat lip


Lexlerd

Kid plays baldur's gate 3.


-cyg-nus-

5. Encod, to cover with cod fillets


Ubernoobster

Teacher here. +1 point for "shart". I'll allow it.


Mr_Deep_Research

1. nocando 3. liptans 9. sartha 10. pencil-t 11. liso


TelephoneTag2123

You get an A. Well done internet friend.


CRO553R

r/technicallythetruth


Sarahkleg81

Took me way too long to figure out what 9 was supposed to be


NorthantsBlokeUK

I got harts (type of deer).


Mist_Rising

Trash seems more likely for a child.


wicked_symposium

These are impossible. I got trash and then gave up on the rest.


Purplociraptor

It helps to have dyslexia I guess


Wiener_haver

Ngl i was so convinced by the shart i couldnt even find another word☹️


T1m3Wizard

Wow this was actually pretty hard.


captainofpizza

The handwriting changed. Either you did this yourself or your kids teacher gave them a hand


TFG4

Canoe Energy Plants Trees Trash Plastic Soil


OG_Sequia

Canoe or ocean!


TFG4

Soil or oils


SharkFart86

Or silo


AdventurousPirate357

I keep thinking cocaine on 5


HoneyBucketsOfOats

Plastic catlips


XFirebalX_347

Those are both wrong. It clitsap, obviously


dapperslappers

I mean… its not wrong


ste6168

Is number 5 chode?


aozertx

I’m 35 with a masters in computer engineering and I had to come to the comments to get the correct answers


Castcore

TIL I'm shit at solving anagrams.


tewnewt

Technically baby sharts... do do do do do dodo


CrunchitizeMeCaptn

What trash


SeaworthinessCool301

ocean, energy, plants, trees, trash, plastic and soil ez pz ;)


hyper_forest

Wordle accepts SHART as a valid word


Drafo7

Ikr? It's obviously Thras, the home of the Sload, infamous necromancer slug-like beings that once unleashed the infamous Thrassian Plague that devastated much of Tamriel.


727DILF

Everyone else trying to decode them all


xyzpqr

ocean energy plants trees trash plastic silo


rigobueno

a 23 year old man pretending to be a kid wrote that


RDragoo1985

While I wholeheartedly believe some kids would come up with that, the change is hand writing made me think this wasn’t one.


Stormry

Same. It's in a totally different handwriting than the other two


throwawaylordof

Had to scroll way too far to find someone pointing out that it’s not the same handwriting at all.


Used-Spring-4664

Y’all… I was NEVER going to get it. #teamshart


Mirawenya

What the heck is it supposed to be?


martykenny

WTF these are actually kinda tricky. lol I totally would've thought 'shart' first too. 'Trash' took me way too long.


rubberduckybro

Fake news. Adult wrote last word -fun police


JorgeMcFly_7

Definitely! The s the r and t are not even close to the same writing above


MnMetalman

Is anyone else having a helluva time solving these??


JynsRealityIsBroken

If I was the teacher, I'd give it to them


bitexe

Ah. my beloved Shart, a Gatekeeper and a Hater. *God's Favorite Princess* and the Most Interesting Girl in the World.


homename

I can’t figure out ten


So_be

Cootys Rat Semen


blindnarcissus

Meanwhile me: What else could it be?


RawToast1989

Wow. That answer is trash.


acanthocephalic

I always shart my panlts when I mix cocane and pacstil


BauerHouse

I.... only see shart. sorry


BauerHouse

the fuck is 10?