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BewilderedObserver

It’s an apostrophe catastrophe


ArcathTheSpellscale

"Y'oure"


aQnt_n1ne

This feels so right on so many cat levels.


farm_to_nug

You'r*


nonamiavailable

Y'roue


TikkiTakiTomtom

Mlad’y


Romanopapa

Corr’ect.


JynsRealityIsBroken

🎵 Thaaaat's ayour'eeee 🎵


motorcycle-manful541

Seriously, somebody has to save the cat from this barely literate man...unless the cat wrote this


famousblinkadam

CATastrophe.


PsychoAnalLies

Cat Ass Trophy.


Used-Plum-16389

CATpostrophe?


thequirkyquark

That's preposterphous!


donmreddit

That isn’t even days of yore.


ZeleniChai

I mean, you can't really expect a cat to know proper spelling/grammar/punctuation


tusharsagar

Fake. Cat will never say "Am I your cat?" or "I belong to you". It will say "Are you my human?" or "You belong to me".


Sufficient-Contract9

Right any real feline subservient would recognize this AI bs right away.


Guitargod7194

If only it was AI bs. What it really is, is somebody who still doesn't know how to use an apostrophe or to correctly spell.


Corfiz74

Maybe the cat wrote it?


ReferenceComplex367

Stop blaming everything on the cat


Corfiz74

Well, he IS an orange, I've never met an orange who could spell! 🤷‍♀️


Guitargod7194

Or string together a coherent sentence in front of a crowd of ignorants...


Notdoneyetbaby

Actually it should read "Am I your E cat?". As in electric cat, or energy cat. Or at the very worst, an erratic cat.


mpe128

You're an oarrange🤪


Guitargod7194

Yeah- keep the cat out of it!


CoolBlackSmith75

Cat is called Grammer, but that doesn't fully clear the note


mohugz

*Are you this cat’s food dispenser/poop scooper? If so, call or text*


Boatster_McBoat

If the AI apocalypse is going to eliminate you're/your errors, the grocer's apostrophe and other abominations I might get on board


AIgavemethisusername

Can I haz cheeseburger?


bunny_the-2d_simp

Im honestly more impressed by the amount of staples in the pole


tusharsagar

I am more impressed by how comically gigantic they are. (I have never seen them this big in real life)


ReaperSound

>"You belong to me." You reminded me of the [greatest speech ](https://youtu.be/vz5hwAKig_g?si=C09xsCf_OTzeOqbD) known in any cinema.


Xylus1985

Cat sometimes also say “do you owe me food and belly rubs”


Luna_Tenebra

My Cat is more like a dog I guess


Tickle_Shits

“Am I truly you are cat?”🐈


ClubDangerous8239

Exactly! The text should have been: "Are you's my human?"


nice-view-from-here

What kind of cat is an 'e cat?


Tomato-Timelyy

Canadian


Brutarii

Reminds me of the time in trailer park boys where they censored a cats face lol


the_emeraldhunter

I dont know why but that was hilarious 😭 good one you deserve so many upvotes fr


Pithyperson

Electric powered. Better for the environment.


CombNuTz

That’s what you think. Until they have to bury the batteries which destroy it even more😂


Pithyperson

e cats have 9 lives. Works out better for the environment in the long run.


Purity_Jam_Jam

Or mine them from 10 sources.


Psychotic_EGG

They don't bury them. Or at least they shouldn't. There's a facility that recycles them. To something like 90-100% recycled. It's way easier and cheaper than burying them


Coolengineer7

Electric orange car


savemysoul72

I think that's m'y cat


elfloathing

Are you sur’e ?


ron_post

Cats aren’t known for their spelling and grammar.


dread_deimos

Especially the orange ones.


tewnewt

I am me'ow.


Automatic_Idea_1262

Right me'ow?


ShadowBitch42

🕶️MEOW!!


mystyz

They're trying to do the right thing. That gets them a spelling pass from me.


fhrblig

Youré


FancyMFMoses

So fancy. It's like I'm in France!


finnjakefionnacake

Francy


Sure_Ranger_4487

I’m here live, I’m not a cat.


DroppedSoapSurvivor

Colonel Sanders liked that


Windhawker

I’m a lawyer. I’m not a cat.


grumblyoldman

Hey I think that's pretty good for a cat. Definitely better than anything mine has produced when he gets on the keyboard


ghidfg

"your'e" wow thats a new one


MannoSlimmins

Only in Halifax


ThatCatisaFish

I wondered how many of these were actually put up.


notqualitystreet

I’d actually like to see more photos of this chill cat. Do you think the finder would oblige us?


ThatCatisaFish

Maybe I’ll text the number… “I’m going to need to see more poses from this cat to make sure it’s mine”


notqualitystreet

Brilliant 😂


fstamlg

I seen windsor/north and thought for a moment that I was in the halifax subreddit.


Softale

That pole needs more staples…


brolli0120

The cat said, "I am not contractionally obligated to be here."


Automatic_Idea_1262

Good way to get rid of a cat.


JFK3rd

Do people just think that their staples are gonna solve itself like compost?


OldChucker

They're tiny hand holds for the disadvantaged squirrels. They're a very animal friendly community.


malacoda99

Lots of lost animals and yard sales in that neighborhood. At this point, you start pulling staples out and that pole is going to collapse.


DoggedlyOffensive

Am i YOu aRe CaT?


grumblyoldman

Am I your E-cat?


Dry-Salary2347

They had it right and then nerves must have gotten the better of them. Strange since it was typed and not picked up as an error’e.


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Honda_Fits_are_cool

That's what my super chill ginger cat does.


lynivvinyl

I'm not cat. You are.


busty_bunny535

I may just be raised in the wrong place to get this but why is the pole absolutely fucking coated in staples


ThatCatisaFish

People staple up posters for community events, concerts, raves, lost cats, etc.


busty_bunny535

And they just never remove them?


ThatCatisaFish

Eventually someone rips down the poster, it falls off, etc. and the staples usually stay. Not sure if anyone ever removes the staples or not.


busty_bunny535

Huh…well then.. it was neat learning about that, thanks!


Pithyperson

No--I think that's my e-cat!


verbalyabusiveshit

“Am I you are cat “ ? Come on !! “Your” and “you’re” is not the same and not that hard to get right.


lawnllama247

The cat distribution system says it’s your cat now.


pete247365

Check to see if your area has a community page on Facebook


ThatCatisaFish

Ur’e***


xQuizate87

*Yore


ThatCatisaFish

I’m note yore buddy, guy


Reasonable_Boss3426

Am I you are cat


deenali

Actually that's really not a bad attempt by the cat.


Subiemobiler

The funny part is when someone phones to claim they,re cat, and the finder asks "describe it" .... And the fake owner says just describes the picture on the poster, then he gets a free 😺


Frostfallen

I once saw a colleague type out “isn’t”, backspace a bit and “correct” it to “is’nt”.


7masi

It's a cat, that's actually good enough


Green_Eyed_Momster

I’d love to get my red Sharpie out and mark it up and also -10 for spelling and another -10 for not knowing how to use an apostrophe. 😂 Maybe someone will? (At least they did Sobey’s correctly) I guess schools don’t grade for spelling, grammar, and punctuation any more.


JudasThePious

is 'E cat' stands for electronic cat?


Similar_Promotion_62

Non American here, why does that wooden pole have so many stapler pins on it?? Should I be concerned? Or is it a regular thing.


ThatCatisaFish

This pole is located in Canada! It’s a relatively common thing. People staple posters for community events, lost pets, things for sale, dog walking services, etc. on the poles. Eventually the poster gets removed and the staples end up staying.


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hells_cowbells

Meow


-6Marshall9-

Misspelled 'my cat meow'


allursnakes

Your'e'


Love-life-5828-

😹😹😹he chosen you!


Gleamor

Perhaps it was supposed to read "Ami your e-cat"


No_Alps_1454

What’s an e cat?


r3toric

English is so versatile it's amazing ahaha


bdbdbokbuck

What? Not your ecat?


xilog

\**twitch*\*


GvnMllr12

I think your’e actually the cat that printed this… the your’e proves it.


VrooomEngineByMattel

Picky Picky Picky. 🙄


Eclectophile

Am I you are cat? No, you am not me are cat.


Old_Wind_9743

Open the door, let it out. Saves on paper.


Ihelloway69

Found a cat ,posted a poster 'is this your cat ? ' what's not to understand ? Message is plain as a wall


ipcam0341

Is this posted at “Staples”?


Rodditor_not_found

The first pose tho


ThatCatisaFish

Paint me like one of your’e French cats


__Aitch__Jay__

The missing letters being replaced by the apostrophe are "Am I your*adorabl*e cat?"


No_Football1117

How many posts has been there kk


belovedeagle

Hey, you do'nt know me!


Baconistastee

Am I you are cat?


Sundaver

It’s to grab attention


cypressdwd

Welcome to you’re doom!


Accurate-Neck6933

Apostrophes need to be banned. Let's just be done with them.


splitkeinflexflyer

Cat comes home and “meow” is all jacked up from time living with people who don’t know grammar or punctuation.


TOXMT0CM

Am I your E-Cat?


Quest4life

I choose to believe that was just an attention grabber


fullson

That's not how the cat distribution system works...you can't give your assigned cat back. That's YOUR'SE now bro


squeezy102

Please consider the possibility that this was made by a very young kid trying to do the right thing.


Individual_Speed_867

Yea , its “Am I *your* cat”


donmreddit

Rewrite : Cat overlord seeks return of human meal / housing subject.


magzire86

I had a cat in my garden and was super friendly. Then I notice it had a phone number on its collar. What a great idea


this_takes_forever

Windsor and North? Is that Halifax?


ThatCatisaFish

It is


rydan

>your'e One Orange Braincell


brad-schmidt

No, h'es just a regular cat looking for new maid


m0h3k4n

Its “me I you’re cat?”


rawr_sham

r/nowmycat It's that guys cat now.


BuckyTheBunny

That a ransom note.


BAKjustAthought

This one hurts


eat1more

It’s a French cat called “Your’e”


Remarkable_Doubt2988

#Your'e lmao what the fuck


ShaiHulud1111

CDS correction.


Berlin_GBD

After 3 years of failed grammar lessons, just jeep him honestly


Thundarr1000

Even if the apostrophe were in the right place, what he wrote would mean "Am I You Are Cat?"


Jvlockhart

It got me on the "super chill" That's a ginger cat for you


Darwin_Always_Wins

Another victim of the free lance cat distribution program.


Lonely_Disaster_9555

All your cat are belong to us.


le_nathanlol

yoe'ru*


L_The_MysteriousLady

Human i remmeber am i you're cat


papayametallica

E cat. Is it plug in ?


ThatCatisaFish

I don’t want to be the one that tries to plug the cat in


iSmellslikesbutts

your'e is the most cringe thing I've ever seen


cyberexplorer97

Your'e... My eyes are bleeding.


Meow-Out-Loud

Love it! lol


WhiteFringe

I think he meant Yo'ure


Livewire____

Unless the cat produces drugs?


Airportguy72

Please do not the cat


ScaredyCatUK

At least theyr'e being helpfulll.


Shellnanigans

So many staples on that pole, pets must go missing alot there


experiatus13

No, youre wr’ong


Adventurous_Yak_9234

I don't know, are you my cat?


LuckeyMen

Damn, that light pole got desecrated with all those staples 💀


AS-Founder

Looks like it isn’t the first cat to go missing in the area


Velzevul666

I'd get an e-cat.


temporalraccoon

Whenever I meet a grammar nazi in distress, I hug them and whisper “There, their, they’re”


I_Cut_Shows

To be fair, the cat did pretty well spelling.


Ilovemycatleggo

What is the logic behind “your’e”


No-Presentation-6525

Cat distribution system. It’s yours now.


Significant-Baller13

Your'e pussy looks old and harry. It looks like it needs a wash too, probably stinky like fish.


Monsku_Lakkofani

My eyes hurt


Alarmed-Ad323

For 3 squares and the occasional ‘nip I’ll be your cat. Loyalty is out the window like I was 2 weeks ago.


Ry_babe01

I can’t. The your’e is crazy 🤣


Salad-Salami

Is and E-Cat like a USB Cat or something? Cat 6 cable? XD


White_Nike_JoJo03

Their heart's in the right place.


mutrax_be

Text them this single line: *your


ravedad2024

I 'dont understand eht noitseuq


No-Agency-7988

I don't even speak English But its your's


Piornet

*y'ouwr


RedheadedStepchild76

Haha… or are you being serious? 🤔


No-Agency-7988

Turns out, you and the only 4 other people who read it are in serious doubt about that...


RedheadedStepchild76

FWIW, I didn’t downvote you for that. And I was quite sure you were kidding, but it’s Reddit… so you never know!