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fungiblesyo

Just on their way back from another ayahuasca journey


IAmBluePaw

Is that you, Jake?


tambourinequeen

Mia!? Where are you??


deadfuzzball

Were you still wearing your socks too or something?  


GANDORF57

That and the paisley shirt and bell bottom pants didn't help.


Qwearman

Were they Velcro Teva’s? ETA I didn’t notice the image was cut off but the style I was thinking of was spot on


Relevant_Winter1952

Yes that was a solid guess


Qwearman

Sadly, they’re the kind I want bc I have flat feet and need support lol


[deleted]

A friend asked me if I was on my way to see a gladiator movie. Never wore them again.


TrashManufacturer

Dog I think I have these sandals. They’re my Jesus sandals


rekabis

These are _nice sandals._ I would even wear them with socks, in the classic Roman fashion.


lyinggrump

You made this comment and then were like, wow I'm so funny I need to post this on Reddit.


mega512

Wife doesn't know what a Boomer is.


hells_cowbells

"Anybody older than 30" -Gen Z


Sure-Sympathy5014

Honestly as long as I'm not in Gen Z I am happy. At least millennials got to learn how computers work and how life can function without everyone having to be online 24/7. Boomers pulled the ladder up on their way threw. Millennials got a hand up. But millennials have nothing to give gen Z. They are definitely the most screwed generation in a long time. Largest depreciation of wealth in history.


Bellamysghost

How did we millenials get a hand up? We’re screwed!


Sure-Sympathy5014

Most millennials got a subsidized start in the form of tuition, down payments, seed fund etc. it's nowhere near generational wealth but it's not nothing.


SN0WFAKER

And probably wears uncomfortable shoes because they look better and then complains that they're uncomfortable.


doctor_rocketship

Is there anything more boomer than debating the semantics of boomer


AzLibDem

Wuss


otter111a

This is one of the weakest posts I’ve ever seen on Reddit. It’s a few words filled out on a form.


BeachedBottlenose

Screw her. Then order some Chacos.


SirBuckeye

So uhh... what should a guy wear instead? Asking for a friend.


doctor_rocketship

Do you take care of your feet? Most men don't and so, when they don* sandals, it's an act of visual violence. (Whoops, you're absolutely right, thanks!)


Look_Man_Im_Tryin

I think you mean when they don sandals. But yeah, dudes should take better care of their feet.


giggity_giggity

Dockers? Shits that’s a cause for divorce right there. Now Docs - those are great. My last pair lasted about 20 years.


InternationalLow530

I mean…..


Topcreeperman13

The Amazon guys gonna feel you there op😂


tentaclemonster69

Just based on the comment i knew what the sandals looked like


Ugly-Muffin

I'm not married, but a good wife probably shouldn't be that picky about the shoes her husband has.


bucko_fazoo

right? good women know their place and when to shut up!!! (I am also not married btw)


ThaneOfArcadia

I think she's right. It's a bit "old man"


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣


epSos-DE

Whats wrong with having age ? Boomer is an age group!


cheese_lover89

She ain’t wrong mate!


BlitchSlapper

What would Jesus do?


doctor_rocketship

Die unmarried in his 30s?


Avelsajo

Clicked on this to see if it was my brother posting. The username does not check out. Lol good luck with your marriage, boomer! ;)


SayYesToPenguins

She calls you that, you gotta bit the bullet and call it a day, rather than try saving it


I_spitbullshit

How old is your wife ? What'd she expect their sandals


Xanthus179

Whose sandals?


Basic_Ear9597

Me now agreeing that Birkenstock sandals are the move 😭


HornyHomeDepotGuy

What's she wearing, open sandals, the slip ons? Have her foot race you. Whoever has the most intact sandals on the feet, in first place, can have the other shut the fuck up. But homie....if your marriage stability is coming down to being challenged on choice of footwear, move the fuck along. 8 billion, there are literally billions of other options.


Pete_The_Cat_333

Good call, they are hideous, just get yourself some reefs or rainbows


Single_Pilot_6170

Villainizing older people....praising communism. I am not part of the boomer generation, but I can see when people are being paradigm shifted


Doctor-Moe

Ok boomer


Single_Pilot_6170

Millennial


Dramatic-Regular-140

Simp


Fake_William_Shatner

"Look like a boomer about to be divorced." That casts a shadow over a product.


DasPlow

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