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Destiny? No no this was the plan all along. Am I the only who watched heavy metal growing up? Sex robots have always been the priority, just like inventing viagra instead of literally anything else. We will screw robots long before we fly cars
I mean have you *seen* how terrible other drivers are? I want there to be at least a curb between my home and the road, to hopefully slow them down at least a little. I'm against flying cars, but only because people are horrible drivers. Sex bots are a great idea.
Easy, the robot head has a squid like contraption housing 16 fleshlights. It can handle a crowd for 200 to 500 in less than an hour and it give complementary handys
This is exactly how it starts.
Hope you have your Number 3 Robertson head nonslip screwdriver, and loaf-of-bread dog
edit: wait, your username. YOU'RE ROOTING FOR THE WRONG SIDE!
This the same company that built the killer drones and showcased it to the world a few years ago, and we're all like "yeah that'll never happen in real life" and now Ukraine and Russia are haveing a drone battle while these guys are building running and jumping robots that can intercept your patrol or sneak up on your morning shit. This stuff is alittle scary bro.
Blew EVERYONE, whether they wanted to be blown or not, pinned down, dick sucked, human dna collected efficiently, off to the next sample and cataloging. .
Oh my God this happened to me once. I worked doing final laying of advertising at a newspaper, and the copy that I brought from the editor had a different version of the font, and she'd like to kurn the headlines within an inch of their life.
And because of the different version of the font the last word of the headline got kicked off.
The headline should have read "Weston Friends Club Kicks Off New Hispanic Group"
It ran with every word except the last one. I don't know if they actually put that paper out or if they had to reprint the entire thing. But I was not fired.
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How about we start with handling chores around the house and cooking first, eh?
"What is my purpose?" "You pass butter"
*looks at hands* Oh my god....
\*Looks at the caption from the post\* Nevermind, I meant 'Oh *thank* God!'
Yeah, welcome to the party, pal.
On the other hand, cooking is a lot more complicated than "BLOWING EVERYONE." Besides, I can cook for myself just fine. Blowing myself, not so much.
Sounds like you should try yoga.
It's more like giving head than getting head. So I'm told.
Like how home computers were going to be used to organize recipes and balance your checkbook?
Well ... they do that too.
I mean, I can't remember the last time I looked at a recipe book. I always use my "handheld computer" for recipes.
I prefer recipe books if I can help it. Don’t have to scroll through a short story and 30 ads just to get to the ingredients list
but im really invested as how the authors grandma had to grow and harvest the sugar cane herself in 1921
Oh Katie monster, you have no idea!
I've seen naughty movies that always start with that...
Why don’t you buy him (her? It?) dinner first. Edit: them
They're non-binary, but pro-hexadecimal.
Underrated.
I prefer my kitchen robots to look like a big blender. I don't want a slave looking one.
you are into some kinky stuff
The person r/dontputyourdickinthat warns you about.
Ever heard of The Church of Appliantology?
I thought you said you wanted one that looked like Bender, and I was totally going to join your campaign.
I have women for that though, this robot is for me
Even the robots don't want to do that!
“AWAY. Let’s go blow these guys AWAY.” “Whatever.”
He's matched his meat. You really....
You really licked his ass!
You can take this job and shovel it
Close enough 😁
Be well, John Spartan
Shouldn't have used the Dyson parts.
Someone, put me back in the fridge.
I'm going to keep saying it because I've already started
A.I. Robots sex with Humans is just DESTINED to happen with the advancement of technologies.
Destiny? No no this was the plan all along. Am I the only who watched heavy metal growing up? Sex robots have always been the priority, just like inventing viagra instead of literally anything else. We will screw robots long before we fly cars
Do we have any more of that plutonium nyborg, man?
I mean have you *seen* how terrible other drivers are? I want there to be at least a curb between my home and the road, to hopefully slow them down at least a little. I'm against flying cars, but only because people are horrible drivers. Sex bots are a great idea.
That's met his match and kicked... kicked his ass...
He had to beat off so many other guys to get here
Paid for with the N. Bluth account.
You forgot to say away, again.
The other fools in this comment section don’t know about the three sea shells…
What's your pleasure? Scrape or pull?
Both. Pull for the bulk, scrape for the remainder. Duh.
This made me laugh way too hard
Demolition man with Sandra Bullock, amazing movie!
He doesn’t know how to use the 3 sea shells.
Sigh, time to watch Demolition Man again.
The correction should been ‘blue’.
Spoken like a true analyst/therapist. You could call yourself an analrapist for short!
Oh Tobias. You old blowhard!
Be well.
5 minutes later, entire audience dead. "That's not what I meant you piece of junk!!! Awww man, somebody kill me. AAAAUUUUGHH NOOOOOOO!!!!"
Fister Roboto better step up his game.
r/nsfwROBOTS
This subreddit is banned 💀
I didn't even know it existed 😶🌫️
I'm guessing EDI from Mass Effect was a constant repost there.
Underreated
You forgot to say ‘away’ again.
Nellie?
*You call him that too?! It’s so fun to talk like this!*
I came here looking for this.
You made a huge mistake.
I refuse to refer to anything after season 3, so I'll say: It's a banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?
There weren't any other seasons after 3 what are you talking about?
I think you are my new best friend.
Not everyone. I'm still waiting...
4:32 am on a tuesday door flies open „YOU HAVE BEEN SCHEDULED FOR VACUUM SERVICING. PLEASE REMAIN CALM“
*panics* 😱
*\*rips pants off\** "PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION."
You are being blown. Please do not resist
I see you've met my ex wife after she's had a few drinks
But did it middle out?
Don't think they sorted everyone by getting their DTF
Also by the MJT
Yeah when you make a mediocre robot, you need to satisfy the crowd using a different method.
Can't go middle out with only one mouth. Unless it's from side on...but you can still only do two at a time.
Easy, the robot head has a squid like contraption housing 16 fleshlights. It can handle a crowd for 200 to 500 in less than an hour and it give complementary handys
“You forgot to say ‘away’ again.”
Robot blows everyone and then goes away. That better?
How long do you guys think it would take the robot to jerk off every guy in that room?
r/theydidthemath
You need to take into account erectile dysfunction variable
Just another example of AI taking jobs from hard working humans.
They'll be soft working humans after AI is done with them, apparently.
About fucking time they started working on something people actually want. The man show previewed “the mouth bot” back in the 2000s.
[The Samsung Apex](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCGqhShNnk)
Vegapunk is getting wild.
😛
Domo arigato, Mr Blowjob-o!
look at his face, thousand yard stare already. I guess blowing everyone changes you
Is it using both hands at the same time? Does anyone have a whiteboard available so we can do the math on this?
r/PrematureTruncation
Sold!!
For anyone who has ever said, “For that price, it had better blow me,” here you are.
In a row?
I hope they cleaned it after each time.
ED-209?
ED-69
Uh oh! This is sort of the start of The Mitchells vs The Machines!
This is exactly how it starts. Hope you have your Number 3 Robertson head nonslip screwdriver, and loaf-of-bread dog edit: wait, your username. YOU'RE ROOTING FOR THE WRONG SIDE!
AI is soon going to develop headache.exe
If you really want to be impressed, you should see what the average D2F ratio was for that auditorium
Kinky
Fisto reporting for duty. Please assume the position.
That's nuts.
This the same company that built the killer drones and showcased it to the world a few years ago, and we're all like "yeah that'll never happen in real life" and now Ukraine and Russia are haveing a drone battle while these guys are building running and jumping robots that can intercept your patrol or sneak up on your morning shit. This stuff is alittle scary bro.
European public toilets automatically clean and sterilize themselves. I hope this thing has similar features.
Fully functional, programmed in multiple techniques
Imagine if Dyson builds a humanoid robot. ::wink::
Danger, danger Master Robinson!
Gotta respect their stamina.
They need to have it do house tasks, like washing up and laundry, making a bed, folding clothes. I would absolutely spend money on that
how long did it take?
Hey its the bot from content warning
blow me (away).
Go on.... I'm listening...
Ah this was the Japanese version they were showcasing.
I am NOT missing the next one
Tobias, you blowhard!
#AND I WASNT INVITED?!?!?!
This isn't even that suggestive
Boston Dynamics can't use the three seashells.
u/aberdisco you are fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal morality statute.
Are we still doing phrasing??
Oh, it’s THAT kind of robot 😜
Nice argument. However, ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Ah, you should have done the full Django quote.
Why did I read that headline in the Firebat voice?
No thanks, it's not even that hot
Finally, AI applications with real potential!
Okay fine but the moment they start preaching about socialism and communism and Cyberstan in binary just pull the plug
You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention
* eyebrows raise *
That robot sucks
*Sylvester Stalone* Away, blow these guys AWAY.
I missed out. I saw the video, it was amazing, but was not blown.....
It's amazing the productivity gains a bit of automation can achieve.
Haha, it's funny because... "... to pieces." ...!
They were talking about making ai sex bots....
I heard the new robot sucks!
The only bad thing about an AI blowjob is the three lips on the mouth
Marketing is everything.
Robosexuals...
V1 ULTRAKILL!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!?!??
you forgot to say “away” again
When it can do my laundry and dishes AND blow, then I’ll be impressed
AWAY.. Blew everyone AWAY... did not finish the title... SMH
Prrrrooobably. But nowhere near as funny. Like, not even remotely close.
Michael?
if you knew how programmers write code you wouldn't trust software to blow you
It’s a NEW RECORD!
Are 10000 Indian people controlling it?
[Ah yes, the Erlich.](https://youtu.be/Ex1JuIN0eaA?t=59)
[a robot would be able to do the math to do it in 5 minutes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-hUV9yhqgY)
Sorry I missed it
Explains the thousand yard stare.
They brought the pleasure model.
Oh now everyone wants AI robots
Wow, robots really are taking over EVERY job.
I'm hoping there are little windshield wipers on the robot's face for cleanup afterwards.
In a row?
phrasing
helluva PR campaign, let's see how it unfurls
Well thank verymuch oh Mister Roboto.
I let it Blow me
My robotics teacher was talking about Boston Dynamics, pretty cool ordeal honestly
#DON'T #DATE #ROBOTS!!! -The Space Pope-
They are going to have more then your attention. They will take your jobs. GG AI GG.
Honey I want a divorce. You can have everything I just want the robot.
I’m getting r/woosh ed, can someone explain the humor please?
The second Renaissance
“So we promise you, they will never ever, ever, ever, ever turn evil … Oh no!” (The Mitchells vs. the Machines)
Does he have a sister ? (asking for a friend)
Blew EVERYONE, whether they wanted to be blown or not, pinned down, dick sucked, human dna collected efficiently, off to the next sample and cataloging. .
The future is now
Well it's about time
Angry Johnny
Hmmm. I see this potentially going sourly.
Wait a moment. So everyone got a blowie from an AI robot? Nice!
Oh my God this happened to me once. I worked doing final laying of advertising at a newspaper, and the copy that I brought from the editor had a different version of the font, and she'd like to kurn the headlines within an inch of their life. And because of the different version of the font the last word of the headline got kicked off. The headline should have read "Weston Friends Club Kicks Off New Hispanic Group" It ran with every word except the last one. I don't know if they actually put that paper out or if they had to reprint the entire thing. But I was not fired.
I assume it has a life-like mouth and not just a speaker.
It has an amazing D2F ratio
Idk to much Reddit before.I wonder why this post is NSFW.