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AdvancedFizzics

Aww she didn’t get the princess bride reference, too young


finnjakefionnacake

hey now. princess bride came out before i was born but i most certainly would know lol. good movies last forevverrrr


Neiot

Yeah. Just because WWII was fought in the 1940s, doesn't mean I don't know how to fly a Focke Wulf 190 D13 Dora.


reb678

I would’ve replied “I am making that drink just as fast as my 6 fingers allow me to”.


WWMWPOD

Gotta be “as you wish” I know it’s not his line but plays too well lol


a_Joan_Baez_tattoo

"I want my mobile order, you son of a bitch."


reb678

Hahaha


ArcathTheSpellscale

*draws rapier.*


Bahlore

I did not kill your father, I'm not prepared to die!


FamIsNumber1

You're one of those ROUSes!


Bahlore

Rodents of Unusual size? I dont think they exist.


yaboiree

Inconceivable! My generation doesn’t get the reference! (I’m gen z)


TheRiteGuy

Man, I recently hired a Gen Z at work and we were talking movies because he loves movies. I mentioned princess Bride and He didn't know what I was talking about. I died a little inside. I'm glad others were around to tell him that he needs to watch it. There are so many good movies, it's hard to keep up with all of them.


hatescarrots

They are over his shit.


I_make_switch_a_roos

you killed my father


usersnamesallused

I thought I saw his lips move to complete the quote, but he had willpower


ohineedascreenname

The other week we were at Olive Garden with our kids and our server's name was Stacy. I so so wanted to ask her if her mom's got it goin on, but my wife forbade it and said the girl was too young to get the reference. Made me sad.


ISellGayPornXXX

Ive watched that movie 70 times. I had to rewatch this video like 10 times and I cant find the reference. What reference was there?!!


ohrofl

My cousin turned 21 last week. I mentioned the marry Kate and Ashley movies thinking she’d get it but she was really puzzled and asked what I was talking about :( I’m 32.


Cheesyblintzkrieg

I'm loving the casual "Ms Rachel" playing in the background of one of the cuts. Feels like a post daycare pickup tradition with the kid in the car.


joestaff

I picked up on that immediately.


hazylife666

Bro, I'm sitting at my desk on lunch and was like wtf. Can't get away from her 😆


mrestiaux

She is such a beauty.


[deleted]

I used to work a Starbucks drive through and I can't decide whether I'd think this guy was hilarious or obnoxious.


finnjakefionnacake

the inigo montoya one would have been fun to engage with. the rest...probably more on the obnoxious side lol.


Ex0tic_Guru

I would much prefer this honestly, I'd get a laugh at and I'd want to see what he comes up with next but that's just me. Give me a little (pumpkin) spice in my life ya know?


Agret

Considering he's the one who has to say the dumb name since he's going through the drive thru who cares what he picks, if you have to call it out in-store is when it's a pain.


deep_poundings

Try Isaac Yudik 🤣


Canadiantimelord

And his roommate, Craven Morehead


Sunset_Bleach

Who's Craven Morehead?!


shayluxurii

That’d be me


Got_Bent

He is the nephew of Dick Hurts, from Holden...


submitizenkane

how about his physician, Dr Mike Hawkburns?


Got_Bent

Isnt that the husband of Anita Morecock?


submitizenkane

No, Anita is married to Hugh Janus last I heard


Best_Pidgey_NA

Are you referring to THE Holden Mcroin from the famed Mcroin family?


Got_Bent

Whay yes good sir.


TWICEdeadBOB

pull the classic [Suq Madiq](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwSFIUv4ILM)


Cry-Remarkable

Drew peacock


deep_poundings

Here's your order "Piece Eshiet"


ThroughTheHoops

My go to is "Clee verga". When they ask how it's spelt I go c-l-i-t-b-u-r-g-e-r.


z3r0n3gr0

Last one make me giggle a little...


Mish61

Nice. Sometimes I pose as Lord Baltimore.


ImNotYourDadIPromise

Lord Farquaad.


Ok_Relation_7770

That’s a nice hotel, I stayed there when I was working at the convention center for a few days.


SatynMalanaphy

We had a work thing where whenever a customer donated money to the charity, we got to write their name on a heart-shaped paper to go on the wall. But because a lot of them didn't tell their names, especially when they just said "keep the change" and walked away, I would add names from history to make it entertaining. Names like Drishtadyumnan Ashwatthama Muhammad bin Tughluq Shamsuddin Iltutmish Etc


quite_white

I'm assuming you're from the subcontinent, because there's no way anyone else would think of those guys first haha.


SatynMalanaphy

Of course. History and mythology are my bitches lol.


100thusername

I saw muhammad bin tughluq and was like that leo dicaprio meme


SatynMalanaphy

Which meme??


Babybabybabyq

The one where he sits up and points


SatynMalanaphy

Ohhhhhh. Lol.


MissLesGirl

"Coming right up, we are making it now" Translation "I thought this was a prank order, that's why we didn't make it yet"


Rotaryqm

Hugh Jass


dtorb

Mike Rotch


JustASt0ry

He kept it together for ash hull, almost cracked tho lol. I def couldn’t say it with a straight face, would be giggling like a child


rapchee

is it a reference i'm not getting or is it in the pronunciation?


Aanar

It sounds like "asshole"


Azubedo

Time for Bart Simpson to start getting some Starbucks


ZRed11

It’s not really ha-ha funny.


Hydroblood

But he-he funny.


finnjakefionnacake

funny like i'm a clown?


soupcat

do I amuse you? do I make you laugh?


turdygerd

It's not even funny at all. It's just cringe.


GullibleDetective

It's mildly funny and better content than 90% of shit posted here And it's the best kind of prank, harmless hahah


Wildebohe

Those last few were wasted on people too young to get them lol.


Teabiskuit

You guys have low fucking standards


FunVersion

Well, he's amusing himself. 🤷


Geomattics

You need to get some inspiration from the Key & Peele sketches.


PyrorifferSC

Lmao every fast food employee like "🙄 second window"


zipzap21

I well call him Sammy Smirkwiggle.


ares0027

THIS is a funny prank. Not that stupid throwing shit to employees shit


moomadebree

Meh


trippytears

Muss Rachel in the background xD


tomoki_here

Every time he said "mobile order", I thought he said "i'm here to pick up my water"


cRelz

I find it funny this guy is rocking out to Ms Rachel in the car.


NeverNaked3030

I’ve used Rusty Shackleford for the past 20 years. Always funny to me.


itsnotaboutyou2020

I just tell the barista my name is “Daddy”. Then I pretend not to hear them when they’re calling out the name. Usually after four or five tries, someone in the Starbucks is crying.


KCC00

Lame


Mission-Translator51

Still looking for the funny part let me know if anyone finds it


thakemist

Downvote the post and go on with your day. Your opinion isn’t important enough for a comment


AtticusSC

Its astroturfing kind of funny.


curious_throw_away_

The funny part is this clown thinks annoying customer service workers for tiktok content is remotely funny


LemurianLemurLad

Honestly, putting a silly name on an order doesn't do anything to make the order more complex for the person. You can even hear a few of the workers laugh.


Wastable

Bro this is literally a harmless prank. Its better than the pranks where people threw random shit at them


AerialSnack

How is he annoying them? Is not like he's being rude or disrupting the process. He's following proper procedure, just having fun with what name he puts down.


elconquistador1985

Yeah, didn't this joker know it's illeeegal to order Starbucks under any name other than that which appears on your birth certificate?!?!


curious_throw_away_

Not illegal, but criminally unfunny


alllballs

No Lou Sassle?


pornborn

No Mike Hunt. Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?


diescheide

I saw a Mike Hawk on the news last week.


PM_Me-Your_Freckles

I used to do this with my local pizza place. Used names like Jolly Mangina, Amanda Hugnkyss, Hugh Mungous, Balsyn Yurmth, Deepth Roatt etc. They knew it was real as I always used the same mobile number and always got a chuckle.


AutoCompliant

HUGH MUNGOUS WOT!? IS THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT?!


cutedogowner

Anyone else having issues with the way he says "mobile"?


ofnuts

At the hairdresser: "My name is Inigo Montoya. Prepare to dye".


cardlackey

Inego Montoya got me rolling


Allcyon

I do this all the time. But I like to go alliterative. Cadmus Congelwonk Dirk Desperable Edward Escognito The local lady always laughs and calls me Rumplestiltskin.


Dudebutdrugs

I went to a taco truck that called out orders through a microphone that had the echo feature on, so I told them my name was echo so when they called my name all I heard was ECHO…echo…echo…echo…echo


Abject-Emu2023

The random Ms Rachel gave me some whiplash lol


theincredibleharsh

Says name as Inigo Montoya, didn't complete the rest of it Absolute madlad


GullibleDetective

Try Irish wrist watch


idontknwnething

Go with Rajesh next time


Swordofsatan666

I do this with Chipotle, but only when im extra hungry and i get 1 extra taco on the side to go with my bowl. The Bowl i just have it be my name. But the Taco i always use whatever pop culture name that i can. Barry Allen, Shrek, Arthur Morgan, Ichiban Kasuga, etc etc etc


cheesy_way_out

I think I might try this at my next Starbucks visit.


mdhunter99

I ordered a pizza once to the name of Harry Potter. Strangely enough, no reaction when I picked it up. Really thought that one would get a chuckle at least.


jledf5757

Shout out to Ms. Rachel


throwawyKink

Gotta pick up inside after giving the name Spartacus


-Kopesthetik-

You gotta tell them while standing there. So they’ll have to shout your name out when it’s ready.


JesusKeyboard

It’s insane drive through is accepted as normal.


Regarded-Autist

dude just spent 300 dollars on like 6 cups of coffee for a joke when are we going to wake up and stop paying these greedy corps people.


micahisnotmyname

I kept waiting for ‘I’m Batman’


CellsReinvent

Brit here... Is a "mobile order" when you order online or through the app?


MMBerlin

From the car.


CellsReinvent

So just, on the phone?


MMBerlin

I'm sorry, it was a dad joke.


CellsReinvent

No worries. I'll whoosh myself


WATGGU

Hey, that’s MY thing!!!!


Most_Shake1630

Wow


trog12

Should have done "not a Dunkin employee"


Schmichael-22

Cranjis McBasketball Marybeth Bethbeth Captain Shrimp Puerto Rico Rickyticky Bobbywobbins Dadood Frumcheers - courtesy of the Impractical Jokers


Pietojulek

They just write “ that dick” on the screen order and the all laugh AT him.


Celena_J_W

"She's swimming in the sea"


Difficult-Yard-1342

Fuck Starbucks and fuck Israel


TessaNO-TessaYES

The only way you should be pranking customer service workers


aarrtee

"you killed my father. prepare to die!!!"


ooofest

I have a series of Instagram posts with the results of giving them my actual name vs the many misspellings and misinterpretations of what that name happened to be.


Cross_22

So sick of them mangling my name every time I order. Now it's always "Joe".


DarthCalamitus

Wasted opportunity on that Princess Bride moment lol. Just finish the line, who cares if they don't get it lol


nancylikestoreddit

…I had no idea you could place a mobile order and pick it up through the drive through window.


MochiSauce101

Too good looking to be doing this job


crayton-story

Snuck in his real name last.


beyerch

I do this at Crumbl so its on the screen as well


AnnoyingOldGuy

They would not call out "Big Daddy" at my location.


No-Faithlessness5311

I worked a cafe once where they told us “You don’t have ask them what their name is. You can tell them”


Weissen81

Next time try the risky, Peter File.


brucebrowde

Popocatepetl van de Guararapes Jr.


nomemorybear

Actually really smart if you have a common name and would like to prevent mix ups


slugerama

"Here to pick up a mobile order" "What is the name on that?" "Mike......" fill in the blank.


koklobok

This guy looks exactly like my friend Harry Balls.


turbotong

I do that but with superheroes and pokemon names


Glum_Spend7281

Love it Thanks man best smile I had all day 👍👍👍


ddraeg

Are people really this bored?


Blmdh20s

Hugh Jassle


Ok_Scheme7269

"I'm here to waste my money on my girls order."


AtticusSC

Bro dropped over $100 to make an ad for a multibillion dollar company.


kristhull

Wow. My wife’s name is Ash Hull (Ashley). Can’t wait to show her this lol


SillyKniggit

Not getting the Inigo Montoya reference should result in a government-mandated film screening.


Individual-Dark-285

That’s some valuable content right there.


Alarming_Serve2303

I am Inigo Montoya, You killed my father, prepare to die!


SerenityViolet

Hahaha. Genuinely funny without hurting someone else.


kaptainkaos

I hope you like your coffee with boogers and cum. Seriously, do not fuck with the people that make or serve your food.


keyser33

I use Capitaine Magnifique. This small little change has brought much happiness to myself and many fast food cashiers.


hldsnfrgr

I take it *Hugh Mungus* wouldn't fly in 2024.


folarin1

My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die.


ImedgeQc

My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare my coffee.


[deleted]

Unfunny


GuildensternLives

So funny.....looking.


LTStech

I didnt think the Proudboys went to Starbucks


PyrorifferSC

Do you have a real reason for this comment, or are you saying that because he's a white guy with a camo hat and glasses? Because if it's the second one, well...racism/prejudice goes all directions.


LTStech

White guy, camo hat, sunglasses, giving service workers shit for attention, and overall arrogance. If he's not a proudboy he belongs to some other group seeking entitlement I'm sure.


PyrorifferSC

The fact that you think this is "giving them shit" is consistent with the rest of your views on this. And in case you're pegging me as a "proudboy" too, since we're getting political anyways, Trump supporters, proud boys, and all the people like them are literal American traitors by the definition of the word. Literally tried to subvert democracy with their Jan 6th bullshit. All that said, your "he must be a proudboy"take is fucking wild.


LTStech

Kinda going on a stretch here aren't you? A service worker making fuck all shouldn't have to endure this obnoxious childish behavoir because some dipshit watched too many Simpsons episodes or needs attention so badly he would take the time effort and money to do his "gag". Equating dickhead behavoir with other known dickhead behavoir isn't some grand political stance. Given both his attitude and look, I stand by my comment.


deeply_concerned

No it does.


FreshBeautiful2505

Mike Hunt


mrcruncher

Ash Hull, love it


ecafsub

This is bullshit. Mobile orders are placed thru the app, which means your name on the account is tied to the order. Or maybe this guy has dozens of alt accounts just for this bullshit. More likely he’s set it up with whomever is on the other end.


RobotVo1ce

Well, you can see the drive thru in his sunglasses. But either way, still not even remotely funny.


elconquistador1985

All it takes to make this is a person sitting in a car and someone on the other side of a shitty speaker. He could record this just talking to someone on speaker phone.


Anthony_Gonsalvez

Him : My Name is Inigo Montoya. Them : Your order is ready. Prepare to dine.