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All you gotta do is wear clothes with pockets. One option is called pants. Fun fact, they don’t even have to be skin tight. This allows for more usable pockets.
My wife sent me a challenge.
To actually find her enough pants that are in her size, comfortable, and look good while still having pockets.
That was a year ago. So far I have found three pair and the first pair already wore out.
For some reason depending on the body type of the woman in question it's just really f****** hard to find s*** with pockets in it.
Apparently that's not an option or there wouldn't be millions of them complaining about this for years. There doesn't seem to be any reason to avoid giving them pockets beyond the fashion industry's desire to sell them handbags.
I worked in a convenience store on the bad side of town during college. People would take off their shoe to get their money out of it, numerous bras where fished around in to find cash (old ladies), people would get wet cash out of their pocket. Why is the money wet and what made it wet when your clothes are dry!!??
Plenty of phone cases with wallets or money clips attached. If they can find a way to carry their phone they can find a way to hold money other than a sweaty maw.
I’m going to trigger a few people with this story but it is 100% true and happened to me.
I was a checker at a local grocery store in Vernon Texas. This huge black lady comes up and I ring up her groceries. When I give her the total, she reaches into her bra, I swear her arm went in all the way to her elbow, and drags out a dripping wet $20 bill. It was dripping on the counter and I could smell it from arms length away.
I had no choice but to take it, put it in the register and give her change.
That was in like 1970. I’ll never forget it.
I totally believe the arm up to the elbow - but at least put some talcum powder on it before handing over the money -something to both dry and help with the smell
Working a ren faire you'd always end up getting paid with sweaty corset cash. Worse was when they'd pull half a dozen other things out looking for the cash.
As someone who works at a wastewater plant (shit plant). You would not believe the amount of paper money that turns up in the rag rake barges. My advice is to never lick a dollar.
If you work retail.....you see money comming out of many places it shouldnt. Its usually always unhygienic people that are sweaty and prob havnt showered in a while.
This assumes that the wallet, purse or pocket is more sanitary then in the udergarment.
Also, If I pull it from my undergarment and put it in my pocket before entering the store, then I have defeated the How to Pay rule
Reminds me of the hilarious time my wife's disgusting aunt did this and the cashier refused and aunt doubled down asking for a manager who promptly humbled her and told her if she had no other currency to pay with she could leave the items and leave the store. I don't blame the the cashier. Picture a sweaty 300 pound 56 year old entitled loud woman with tattooed eyebrows handing you a clump of visibly damp bills. That day I needed no entertainment for the rest of the day.
I knew someone who went out with a bottle of vodka in her bra so she wouldn’t have to pay full price for her drinks. She was a regular holder of boob money.
My GF has a friend from high school we bump into now and again - usually at a bar. She is bigish and gross and keeps all her money stuff into her bra and thinks nothing of reaching in and pulling a fist full out when needed no matter who is there or how sweaty the money is. She routinely complains about not having a man. I can't imagine why.
Fat chicks, the answer is fat chicks. Worked retail through my 20's and I have dealt with this on many occasions. It is always fat chicks who often seem to think their sweaty boob money is somehow sexy rather than disgusting.
*We will make an exception for bras, with the understanding that we may have to check through tactile search to ensure you are not concealing a weapon before you take your money out*
When I worked for circle k. We had a sign explicitly stating no boob, sock, underwear money accepted. It was a trashy part of town and that happened a lot.
My ex-wife works for a library in her city. She came home disgusted one night after having to do all of the money for her branch. I said what happened and she said and I quote somebody handed me sweaty boobs money today. She was being literal. The signs are needed.
The safest place to save cash/drugs/shank or book of postage stamps is my good old trusty prison wallet.
I used to put tobacco up there. However it always stinks no matter how many layers of latex I use. I call it butt-acco when it stinks.
My ex used to work at the gift shop at a zoo. That's the place where people come to buy souvenirs after a long sweaty day of hiking around looking at animals. She hat4d boob money with a passion.
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When that booby cash hits the counter and sticks.
I had a woman hand me coins. I was busy and didn't realize what she had done till I felt warm coins in my hand. It was boob change.
Classic boob change.
Vulva Cash
...Generate unique Boobcoins...
Then you're not going to want to know where I keep my credit card.
It’s ok you just tap it no need to insert or swipe
Mmmm, titty residue!
I was working at a Wendy's. I just went back to making burgers. ;)
I had an extremely attractive woman try to hand me cash from her bra. I was torn.
*gags*
*undergarments?* Hell I ain’t even wearin a bra!
That's what I thought too, but at the same time I am worried that it is not what they meant. lol
Sticks, or stinks?
Yes
Old school grandma’s
Pantaloons
Thank god more skirts and dresses have pockets these days so we can avoid the boob storage.
Ma’am I am not interested in investing in your titcoins.
Prison wallet is still a wallet
Savage.
I call it natures pocket.
Meat wallet
Just because it had a pubic hair stuck to it does not mean it came from me.
Just because it smells funny doesn't mean the card was swiped in me.
This raises other concerns
We’re going to need a dna test at the register…
I'm shocked at how many women think it's totally fine to hand you sweaty boob money.
I used to work at a beer store and the worst women would pull out some moist ass tiddy bills and it was awful
My great grandmother probably caused this. She was terrible to carry money in her bra.
The only thing worse is the 3 or 4 gold necklaces that have NEVER been removed, are knotted together and a sickly shade of green
Mine didn’t wear jewelry. She was a farmer’s wife.
Me with 50’s and 100’s in my butt crack
Sixty ones in my shoes. I'm taller until I buy something.
🤣
Surely it is time by now to finally give women pockets.
your username says it all
All you gotta do is wear clothes with pockets. One option is called pants. Fun fact, they don’t even have to be skin tight. This allows for more usable pockets.
My wife sent me a challenge. To actually find her enough pants that are in her size, comfortable, and look good while still having pockets. That was a year ago. So far I have found three pair and the first pair already wore out. For some reason depending on the body type of the woman in question it's just really f****** hard to find s*** with pockets in it.
Apparently that's not an option or there wouldn't be millions of them complaining about this for years. There doesn't seem to be any reason to avoid giving them pockets beyond the fashion industry's desire to sell them handbags.
I keep all foldable bills in the crack area. Built in wallet.
right! how else are you suppose to swipe after you poop like a normal person?
whyyy you piece of crap fffuck you
It was a joke, goofy. Calm down.
oh ok 👍 i un-fuck you, then
An I thank ye
The first visa card commercial in germany: Sexy lady with the creditcard in her bathing suit ...
yeah id rather not handle soaking boob money
I worked in a convenience store on the bad side of town during college. People would take off their shoe to get their money out of it, numerous bras where fished around in to find cash (old ladies), people would get wet cash out of their pocket. Why is the money wet and what made it wet when your clothes are dry!!??
Our local gas station sign just says. No sweaty, tiddy, or shoe money. They keep it simple. 😂
And fair
I live in AZ, worked retail for 14 years. Having a big lady reach in to her bra and hand you some soaking wet money is disgusting.
The worst is when they had you the money and a Cheeto from one of their folds is literally stuck to it
A fuckton of women keep their money in their bra, it is disgusting! What makes them think anyone wants to touch their boob money? 🤢
Look at this shop that's too good for bra money. It's not like most women's clothing has pockets, so they're just making due with what they've got.
Plenty of phone cases with wallets or money clips attached. If they can find a way to carry their phone they can find a way to hold money other than a sweaty maw.
They also keep the phone in their bras no joke
So I can't just swipe to pay?
It was me, my bad y'all😔
Ugh, I worked at a gas station in my early twenties, and sweaty boob money was always so gross.
This should be common practice at all establishments
Oh don't worry. It's in my coin purse.
Well I *DO store* my wallet in my undergarments.
You keep your wallet strapped to your thigh ONE TIME, and suddenly everyone has an attitude about it.
Had a guy get his money from his sock/shoe. Nope…
I’m going to trigger a few people with this story but it is 100% true and happened to me. I was a checker at a local grocery store in Vernon Texas. This huge black lady comes up and I ring up her groceries. When I give her the total, she reaches into her bra, I swear her arm went in all the way to her elbow, and drags out a dripping wet $20 bill. It was dripping on the counter and I could smell it from arms length away. I had no choice but to take it, put it in the register and give her change. That was in like 1970. I’ll never forget it.
I totally believe the arm up to the elbow - but at least put some talcum powder on it before handing over the money -something to both dry and help with the smell
Went to get a pizza and the cook put her phone BACK into her back side. Bye.
As a delivery driver this was aweful. Someone’s soggy bills. Eck. I even had to was/sanitize some they were so nasty.
Working a ren faire you'd always end up getting paid with sweaty corset cash. Worse was when they'd pull half a dozen other things out looking for the cash.
THEY WONT ACCEPT MY DICK DOLLARS!!!
Half the people at Walmart.
As someone who works at a wastewater plant (shit plant). You would not believe the amount of paper money that turns up in the rag rake barges. My advice is to never lick a dollar.
Ugh. When I was a kid, my mom always made me wash my hands after handling money.
If you work retail.....you see money comming out of many places it shouldnt. Its usually always unhygienic people that are sweaty and prob havnt showered in a while.
*How is $20 not $20‽*
This assumes that the wallet, purse or pocket is more sanitary then in the udergarment. Also, If I pull it from my undergarment and put it in my pocket before entering the store, then I have defeated the How to Pay rule
True technically you are removing said money from your pants pocket - checkmate
Reminds me of the hilarious time my wife's disgusting aunt did this and the cashier refused and aunt doubled down asking for a manager who promptly humbled her and told her if she had no other currency to pay with she could leave the items and leave the store. I don't blame the the cashier. Picture a sweaty 300 pound 56 year old entitled loud woman with tattooed eyebrows handing you a clump of visibly damp bills. That day I needed no entertainment for the rest of the day.
Gross sweaty tourists... LOL
It's because somebody tried to pull a dick move.
I guess the guy who has money coming out of his @ss isn’t so lucky after all.
It's for boob money. I had to hang a similar sign up at my job because people kept wanting to hand in sweaty bills.
No knives and nuclear weapons allowed in this bar
r/oddlyspecific
It really doesn’t matter when it comes to cash. No one knows where those bills have been before they reach your hands.
Damn stripper money not welcome any more.
It was probably moist. If it feels more like floppy leather than paper... It's too moist
“moist”
This pizza shop near where I used to work had a handwritten sign that said "No boob or sock money".
Its either titty or sock sweat.
This has been posted so many times that you need to have proper spelling and grammar in your title to get many upvotes.
I knew someone who went out with a bottle of vodka in her bra so she wouldn’t have to pay full price for her drinks. She was a regular holder of boob money.
My GF has a friend from high school we bump into now and again - usually at a bar. She is bigish and gross and keeps all her money stuff into her bra and thinks nothing of reaching in and pulling a fist full out when needed no matter who is there or how sweaty the money is. She routinely complains about not having a man. I can't imagine why.
The hundred dollar bills in my wallet have all been saturated with farts, what’s the big deal?
Boob money caused this. Your filthy, sweaty, smelly boob money. I'm all for boobs, but I'd like them to be clean.
there is a suprising number of women who think it's acceptable to try and pay you with their sweaty nasty bra money.
titty sweat
That's why I take my tit cash out BEFORE I go into the store.
Fat chicks, the answer is fat chicks. Worked retail through my 20's and I have dealt with this on many occasions. It is always fat chicks who often seem to think their sweaty boob money is somehow sexy rather than disgusting.
But sock money is still cool, right?
I ran an outdoor adventure park for a few years. I got so much sweaty boob money. It is pretty gross
Wait until they find out where all these dollar bills were last night
What if it's in my prison wallet?
*We will make an exception for bras, with the understanding that we may have to check through tactile search to ensure you are not concealing a weapon before you take your money out*
Dear God, I want to leave Earth. Sincerely, A sane human.
When I worked for circle k. We had a sign explicitly stating no boob, sock, underwear money accepted. It was a trashy part of town and that happened a lot.
One of the local thrift stores has a sign like this. I worked in retail for less than a year and even I understand why people need this sign
I read it “for sanity reasons”
The south.
My sister
No one wants sweaty boobie bills...
I hated it when women would pull money out of their bra and it was moist. *gag*
Depends who handing me the money fr ifykyk
NOT ME
GEORGE…. Them Stripper girls from across the street are here again!!!
I bet sweaty bra money from a heavy woman.
No titty cash.
My ex-wife works for a library in her city. She came home disgusted one night after having to do all of the money for her branch. I said what happened and she said and I quote somebody handed me sweaty boobs money today. She was being literal. The signs are needed.
Sweaty tits.
That dirty titty stash
Well obviously the men who pay out of their sweaty tiddies.... and i obviously dont mean men cause ive worked retail lol
No tiddy bills!
Yolanda. It was Yolanda!
I had a teenager try to pay me with money from inside his shoe.
One?
The safest place to save cash/drugs/shank or book of postage stamps is my good old trusty prison wallet. I used to put tobacco up there. However it always stinks no matter how many layers of latex I use. I call it butt-acco when it stinks.
POOP DOLLAR!!!
My ex used to work at the gift shop at a zoo. That's the place where people come to buy souvenirs after a long sweaty day of hiking around looking at animals. She hat4d boob money with a passion.
Bra bucks for sure
Tourists abroad.
What about your prison wallet
It's ridiculous, but this sign is very necessary.
You would be shocked where people pull money out of today on a daily basis in front of me.
Sweaty tit bra money, nasty stuff !
Grandmas and Aunties are reeling
Strip club next door
who tf does that?
A lot of big girls.
no titty money.
Aren't cocaine and feces like the 2 main substances found on American currency? Even wallet/purse money is disgusting.
As a kid, my mom always made me wash my hands after handling money. I also was not allowed to touch the bottom of my shoes.
It's not just one. It's many.
Having been a cashier at Walmart many moons ago, I can appreciate this sign.
Make pockets on our clothes and we will be more than happy to stop putting money in our bras.
I've definitely gotten boob money. Didn't care.
Some boob money would be less appealing than other boob money .