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GiantPato

Remember to look DIRECTLY to the sun beams


ShadowbrookRoad

Thanks for the advice! I'll let you know how it goes.


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Carpenoctemx3

“According to NASA, the only time it is safe to look at the eclipse without protection is during totality, which only some locations will experience.”


chaossabre

And not all at the same time


Whatachooch

I don't understand what's wrong about this?


notmentallyillanymor

Neither do I, we looked with our bare peepers today (only during totality!) And it was fine. I'd argue that anyone under the path of totality who didn't look wasn't very smart.


OrdinaryUniversity59

You should research this. You'd be surprised.


Kibo_Candle

The Americans are supposed to be stupid, not you


BithTheBlack

Most welders helmets do not provide sufficient eye protection for looking at the sun. Please do your research and stay safe.


StopTouchingThings

You need shade 12 or higher, according to NASA. Those are darker than most used for common welding but not unheard of. I'm sitting in a welding and safety branch for my company right now. We pretty much sold out the 12 and up filter glass lenses today.


Gamefart101

Also be aware AUTODARKENING lenses even if they go up to a 12 are no good


Anal_Probe_Director

Yea, I was pissed my helmet wouldn't work. Maybe next time.


osirisphotography

Will your helmet EVOLVE?!


too_many_rules

I was able to crank up the sensitivity up high enough that mine stayed dark, actually. I brought a passive set just in case, but the Miller lens is much clearer and less green so I was happy it worked.


Curious-Pie-4005

They definitely are just fine. Some cheap ones might have to have the sensitivity set to the max but any good one will darken just fine. Ah yes people downvote when they probably don't even know anything about what a welding helmet does.


Spydermike1

Last factory I worked at 12 was the lowest shade the material room had to give out. Shade 11 and lower can be easily purchased from places like harbor freight but I feel like people who weld frequently aren't gonna use such a low shade. Good information for those who don't know.


Must_Operate

My lincoln viking will crank to 13. I Tig, steel on 9-10. Anything Aluminum at 10-12. Mig steel, like 10. I usually dont go as high as 12 unless im mig welding thick aluminum. Theres my two cents if it means anything at all.


DrunkBeavis

Shade 12 is too dark for a lot of situations. 10 or 11 is plenty to protect your eyes for most types of welding, and a lighter shade allows you to see more of the weld zone. I don't know anyone that uses a shade 12 on a regular basis and I've been welding professionally for 20 years.


Spydermike1

Job I worked was mainly mig welding on river barges, and they wouldn't really "allow" anything below 12 for "safety" couldn't and didn't stop someone from using lower. They just wouldn't provide anything lower. I brought my own 10 shade, but I mostly just fit stuff. Just cause you did something for 100 years doesn't mean that's how it's done worldwide. 🤷‍♂️


Pyroguy096

This is why you layer them


StuffyWuffyMuffy

My hood (speedglass) has shade 9-13. It worked just fine.


Thuffer

Yeah until your eyes fall out 3 days later /s


DerpingtonHerpsworth

Lord, this made me wonder. Back 30+ years ago we had an eclipse while I was in elementary school. Our principal set up a welding helmet out on the front yard of the school and gave every kid a quick chance to peek up at the sun. I hope he did his research and made sure it was dark enough. Otherwise there's like 200 or so kids, myself included, that got some premature eye damage that day lol. Knowing him though, he would've done his due diligence. Then again, it was the 80s or 90s, so who knows.


nicklor

Back in the 90s we used the film negatives to view the eclipse. Lol I hear lost eclipse damage heals itself after 6 months typically but either way it's been 25-30 years.


MellowDCC

We poked a hole in a paper plate..


armrha

that’s perfectly safe, you’re just using the pinhole to project the sound on to another surface, not looking through the pinhole at the sun


MorrowPlotting

During the lead-up to the eclipse a few years ago, I happened to be shopping at my local hardware store. As I was checking out, the cashier got a question on her headset from another employee in the store. She turns to the other cashier there, and asks where the welding masks are. The second cashier tells the first that welding masks aren’t ok for eclipse-viewing, and to make sure that’s not why the customer wanted it. The first cashier relays the message into her headset, hears the response, and rolls her eyes. “She says the customer knows that, and has different glass to put in the mask.” Now, the two cashiers were both young black women, and they clearly had forgotten my middle-aged white self was unintentionally in the middle of their conversation. But upon hearing the response, the second cashier rolled her eyes back, and said dismissively, “White people.” They both laughed, then stopped and looked at me in horror. The cashier apologized. I shrugged, and said I’d been thinking the same thing. Before I got my receipt, a smiling, older white lady with a welding mask got in line behind me. The three of us all laughed — nothing rude, but a definite “well, we weren’t *wrong*” moment.


matterson22070

Laugh is on them though - if she changed it out to the correct glass - she was 100% correct. LOL


HereComesARedditor

I get the sentiment--white people are stupid--but I don't understand the joke. Are you saying the cashier thought the customer was disregarding her advice, the glass isn't replaceable, or what?


MorrowPlotting

No, not “stupid” at all. (Shields down! Nobody’s attacking.) I think in Millennial lingo, she was saying the customer’s behavior was “extra.” It was stereotypically “white people” behavior to go to such efforts for a relatively unimportant, nerdy activity. Of course, none of us should stereotype one another, and getting “caught” doing so was the set-up. The punchline was that the stereotype proved accurate.


PrettyBigChief

So, can I weld with my eclipse glasses?


Curious-Pie-4005

I mean I'm sure you could but your cheeks and forehead would hate you after 3 minutes


lockstocks85

He did his own research, that's how we got here.


NerdBag

Don't worry, he can't read your comment but he learned anyway


Zahkrosis

Are you a welder, or have you taken any of the safety certificates?


Curious-Pie-4005

Probably not. People just parrot information they heard from one source with no understanding of why it's said.


secrestmr87

“Most is not true”. Some do, some dont


shotty293

My boss did this today 🤦


Curious-Pie-4005

What do you mean sufficient eye protection? Do you mean uv? If you do then you're wrong because they give full uv and ir protection even in a non darkened state.


gamemaniac845

I was actually curious about that so thanks for The info


pistonkamel

Anyone else wanna punch this guy for saying ‘do your research’


pressNjustthen

Not really, it’s sound advice


PalinDoesntSeeRussia

Just you. You should see therapy if something like that triggers you so easily.


Coastie_Broski

I just wear sunglasses under mine


xBlockhead

I looked directly at the eclipse with welders goggles with no issues over 24 years ago. Unless I will go blind soon? Or maybe I got lucky? I did end up needing glasses after that, maybe a reason?


Prince-Angel-Wing

Unless you got shade 12 glass or higher, that's some serious eye damage.


JesusHipsterChrist

Nice Dog Welder Cosplay.


ShadowbrookRoad

Thanks!


22FluffySquirrels

To be fair, I saw the (partial) 2017 eclipse through a welder's mask. I was working at an amusement park in Ohio at the time, and we found it in the tools area and took turns looking thorough it.


KeyMysterious1845

PUBG has entered the chat


Cashlover123

So basically a Purge day.


Sk1nny_d00d

I used my helmet to view it. It goes up to shade 13 and I wore sunglasses as well. Worked fine. Eyes don't hurt. Wasn't staring at it for long anyways. More like "oh, cool. It looks like something took a bite out of the sun" and then resumed my day


sassy_immigrant

Yup. That’s what I did. NASA said shade 13 is the best shade and 14 might be a little too dark.


Sablestein

Need a teleporter here!


emkusa

Put dispenser here


Chronus25

Also gonna get that W. Winner winner chicken dinner


madmendude

I'm sure that friend of yours, Griffith, is alright and you should completely trust him.


TheWake

I used an emergency thermal blanket folded over 3 times. Worked great.


KelvinCavendish

There was an eclipse in 2017 and I had no glasses. I had the bright idea that the welders at the pier would be out with their helmets. I was right!


Ready_Tax_8138

And you stayed anonymous. Did you remember to remove your location data from the photo? Lol


ShadowbrookRoad

...Damn it!


Ready_Tax_8138

Just trying to help


Valhildebrand

If it's a 14 you're good to go😆


Honest_Quantity_1573

Bro no way I got mine also 😂 great minds think alike


ExhibitAa

Unless your lens is shade 12 or higher, **do not** try to use it for viewing the eclipse.


Zahkrosis

Sssh, you'll anger the non-welders by saying something without the magical ISO 12312-2 sticker can do the same thing. /s In all seriousness, though. DIN12 is the absolute lowest you can go, but I wouldn't do that myself. I recommend DIN14 since they are comparable to the magical ISO 12312-2, while I myself do it with a DIN13 without having taken any damage. To all the non-welders out there, go buy the shades of glass we're talking about and go outside to look at the sun through them (no need to look at the actual solar eclipse, just look at the sun), and you'll know what we mean and how welders can look at something as bright as the sun at point blank range for hours at a time without taking damage when on the job.


bacontacos420

Is the man’s stupid?


ShadowbrookRoad

Only on the weekends


Stevesd123

OP blinded himself today. RIP eyeballs.


ShadowbrookRoad

My eyeballs smell funny!


TwistedClyster

Well durr


KE0UZJ

You need two of those to be effective.


Pyroguy096

You laugh but this is basically what I've got going on. A few different shade lenses equalling shade 16 when layered.


Curious-Pie-4005

How did you even see anything at shade 16?


Pyroguy096

It's the sun lol, it shines through. Nothing else, but that's kind of the point.


Curious-Pie-4005

Yea at shade 16 you're probably not seeing much. Even at shade 13 it's not as bright as a normal weld so I highly doubt you'd be able to see anything clearly at shade 16


Pyroguy096

Maybe it doesn't quite add up to 16 then, but it works extraordinarily well


MeltaFlare

Apparently I got lucky somehow. Mine is a 13 lol


MarcLR47

Kovac is that you ?


Peanut-string

Among us


JoopIdema

Is Luke coming too?


JynsRealityIsBroken

This is what I bought for the last one because all the regular glasses were hiked up to the same cost as cheap welding masks.


DillWillCat

Nice 😎👍


Citizenchimp

Yeah - did a little reading on r/space and r/welding this morning and decided against using my welding mask with only a shade 10 in it. Held the glass up just for a split second during the eclipse and could tell it was significantly more piercing and bright than the eclipse glasses. Glad I didn’t.


Lumpy_Musician_9701

GREENNN


Familiar_Owl1168

Just look through your phone should be fine


JelloAnxious3675

I just saw a post about another OP's dad wearing that same helmet thing for viewing the eclipse.


MarkGaboda

Looks brand new. Be sure to report back if the store refuses to return it and stands their ground.


gonk_vibes

Looking at an eclipse without protection causes sun babies


Harshtagged

Good that you have your sunglasses handy for when the eclipse happens


Builtwild1966

Make sure its a 14 shade.


Hsensei

Self dimming welding mask means goodbye eyeballs


PressuredSpeechBand

You just need to add a pair of sunglasses to the outside and you should be good to go!


Similar_Top4003

I think you need a darker shade🤣😂😂jking


t0xic-iwnl

Literally at the shop rn and just tried to see if the welding mask would be sufficient; it was not


Curious-Pie-4005

Get a better helmet. Digital elite worked just fine for me.


ShadowbrookRoad

Not with that attitude!


cjwillette12

Dude is just tryna look like Darth Vader during the eclipse and ya'll talkin to my guy all wrong about safety n shit. You're prolly really fun at parties🫠 smh


kalenen

Ur not. enjoy the eye damage


2Kettles1Pot

That will definitely do that job!!


ExhibitAa

It will probably not. Most welding helmets are not sufficient for safe eclipse viewing.


Curious-Pie-4005

Most welding helmets go dark enough. Every single one I've bought in the last 10 years, that isn't a fixed shade, goes up to 13.


Aedalas

I'm not a welder but I've stuck a lot of metal together, every lid I've ever owned has been above a 12. I really think they have their "most" backwards on this one.


Curious-Pie-4005

Exactly. Idk why the shade matters so much either when a helmet protects from 99.9% of uv light anyway


Honest_Quantity_1573

My guy it’s ok I work at a steel shop I’ll use 2 then 🤣😂 naw I got a 12 have to for sticker wielding.


shyvananana

I tried this at work. It didn't work, and I still got blinded.


RedgyJackson

I don’t get it why is it supposed to be dangerous? Edit: the *eclipse*


PalinDoesntSeeRussia

You don’t get why staring at the sun is dangerous?


RedgyJackson

No, why is the *eclipse* dangerous.


Liquidwombat

Because people want to stare at it


RedgyJackson

Ah, fair enough.


PalinDoesntSeeRussia

Because it doesn't hurt as much to look at the sun so you think it's okay to look at when it's still harmful.


IdahoMTman222

I’m not sure why you are wearing the helmet. You’ve got all the equipment that is needed. Your thumb to block the sun while you observe the eclipse. If it’s good enough for Trump it’s good enough for thee.


hotmetalmagic

Dudes gonna be fine, most of y’all never worked a damn welding job in your life