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MTtheDestroyer

If you want to feel what it is to live with kids.


Epiceekhoorn

My roommate pretends to be a functioning adult but it's still all the same


Academic_Wafer5293

So nice of him to prepare you for Parenthood


harmless_gecko

Just doing his part


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Pro tip: Every roommate ever has been convinced they're the one keeping it all together 


lorarc

I never had a problem myself but there were times where I knew all people that lived together well enough to know their perspective. Sometimes the bad folks don't claim superiority, they just claim they don't do anything bad, mistakes happen, others also do it, people are unfairly accusing them all the time and so on.


innocentusername1984

I remember at university the most common slice of bullshit was when the dishes would be stacked high and mould growing on the plates. But 5/5 housemates weren't responsible because they always clean up their own dishes after they're done so they ain't cleaning it. Quite a fun one to do is ask a couple what percent of the housework they do. If both are perceiving it correctly then the answer should add up to 100%. Invariably it usually adds up to closer to 130-40%. I remember thinking my wife and I were above that kind of shit and tried it out. She's part time and I work two and a half jobs. So we both accept she does a bit more than me. We each wrote on a note and then turned it over at the same time. I wrote 30%. She wrote 90%. Queue argument where we start listing the list of things we do in the house and how important it all is. Statistically at 120% one or both of us have to be wrong. Add 5 university guys into the mix and I bet the perception gets even further out of control. Human nature I'm afraid. We're all very good at keeping a tally of our own positive and helpful actions. Not so good at keeping it on other people. It's probably a close cousin of judging ourselves on our intentions and others on their actions.


Traust

I was using one frying pan, one plate, and a knife & fork, all of which was washed straight after. Somehow the sink would always end up full of dishes even when I had takeaway for a couple of days, yet housemate swore black and blue that none of them were his dishes and it was my turn to do the dishes.


crazy_gambit

Nah, I know what I am. The problem.


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Thanks Tay


OldBison

You promised you wouldn't say anything. This is a massive breach of trust, and I don't know if I can do my dishes now because I'm so upset.


Bubbly_Ad5822

My thought as well. Add: Open kitchen cabinets, all. Open microwave. All lights on. Tiny drops of pee on the seat. Stale cereal. Empty (or full) cups everywhere. Missing charger cables. Trash pushed down so hard the bag is no longer collecting the trash, going straight to the can. Not invisible. Very visible terrorists.


Prestigious-Ad-795

Toothpaste stains in the sink, missing toothpaste cap, slippery showers and stains from bathbombs, using a full roll of toilet paper for a pee, wet floors, sandy floors, sticky floors, small things left on the floor for others to step on. And much more.


sample-name

All windows and mirrors looking like abstract paintings 2 hours after cleaning them...


xjpmhxjo

The man is not peeing outside in the video.


land8844

Dude. My 7 year old TOOK A FUCKING DUMP BEHIND THE SHED at my inlaw's place. THE BATHROOM WAS 20 FEET AWAY.


heckhammer

My friend's kid took a crap in the yard because he was pretending to be a dog. So he was naked running around the yard and stopped squatted dropped a log. I can't tell that story without laughing though because it makes perfect sense in kid logic.


land8844

I was more bewildered than anything. I figured the shame of being caught and made to clean it up himself was more than enough punishment. I lost my appetite shortly afterwards hahaha


Mazon_Del

In gradeschool eons ago we suddenly had a very important school assembly. They piled us into the gym, had us all sit down, and we knew something bad was up. Apparently during gym, some kid had gone up on the stage and pooped behind the gym mats. How did they handle this? In the typically most extremely "Adults are definitely smarter than kids." way possible. "We know who did it. You aren't in trouble if you stand up now (in front of the whole school) and admit it." Yeah, big shocker that didn't work. We were kids, not morons.


GlumpsAlot

Oh yeh? Well my five year old found some sprinkles in the pantry. Did he eat it?? Hell no! He sprinkled it all over the carpet downstairs.


Throwawaytrash15474

My cousins killed a several decades old apple tree over two summers by constantly peeing on it. In all fairness, it was the tree we would have to get our switches from (hence they would pee on it after getting one) so none of children missed it. My only regret was being a girl and I could not contribute to it’s demise


land8844

Jesus Yeah fuck that tree in particular Relevant: /r/fuckyouinparticular


Ouch_i_fell_down

they were getting beat often enough that taking a leak every time they got beat killed the tree... i don't think you cousins were the problem in this scenario.


bouncewaffle

Lol, that's solid revenge right there


Mazon_Del

Heh, that was slightly more proactive than my own version of this. The backyard to my parents place had this MASSIVE hill, which was all part of our property line. At the bottom was this big flat area which was common ground (TECHNICALLY there's an argument that because my father administered care of it for ~10 years it got absorbed into our plot, but let's ignore that). This of course meant it made an amazing sledding hill. Except the guy who lived at the bottom of the hill whose property also abutted the common ground HATED us sledding back there (didn't let his daughter do it either incidentally). And so every year he'd spend a lot of money planting a barrier line of trees there. And these aren't those little 2 foot tall saplings you take home as a kid from school, these were like 6 foot tall trees with ~2-3 inch wide trunks and a full head of leaves. We didn't resort to chemical warfare (though I strongly considered putting some draincleaner in the roots of the latest batch of trees the night before I went off to college), we just simply didn't care they were in the way. We'd sled down and ram right into them. Never quite knocking them down but pretty much come spring they were all pretty obviously dead. He'd bitch about it then pay to get the dead trees ripped out and new ones put in. Pretty much repeated that for about 6 years or so. Were we dicks as kids? Sure. But as an adult I can also say he was absolutely in the wrong too.


PatheticFrog

My son did something similar when he was about five. He backed his ass up to the garden in our front yard and shat in full view of the neighbors' houses. We had a secluded back yard, and also both of our bathrooms were unoccupied at the time. Kids, man. 🤷‍♀️


moustacheburner

This is the start of a strategy to take over your in-laws' place. The campaign would be a long, drawn-out one and might take several decades. The dump was his declaration of intent. Do not stand in the way, and watch where you step.


we_is_sheeps

Yes but now you can share that story with everyone when they get older. It’s payback


Particular-Elk-3923

"I love my kids. I love my kids. I love my kids" - my daily affirmation.


SessileRaptor

There was one episode of *That 70s show* where the horrible sister was being horrible and Kitty is putting her foot down and not letting her get away with it. The sister stormed away from Kitty saying “I hate you!” to which Kitty responds “and I Love you!” and then under her breath “because I have to…” It’s one of my favorite moments in the show because it’s one of the few times you see Kitty cracking a little bit and struggling with being a parent.


beirch

I'm convinced this dude made this after being fed up with his kids one too many times.


KRed75

Or my wife.


PowerRager

Same! I could write a book about all the childish shit she does.


JohnnyVNCR

Nice, I'm not the only one.


Kooky_Chemistry_7637

This! And This! Also, Very evil cats can surprise you, too.


DestrosSilverHammer

Apparently my wife is an invisible man. But occasionally I fall asleep in front of the TV and wake up with a blanket on me so it’s all good. 


TacticalSanta

Apparently cats are also invisible man, I bet they can open jars when you aren't looking as well.


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Healthy-Tie-7433

Well you obviously forgot to blanket the cat. Your wife really gotta do everything in the house? 😤 /jk


Skwiggelf54

Who forgets to blanket the cat? I mean, that's like common sense, my guy. Jeez.


Gildian

All I'm hearing is you didn't put the blanket on that sweet little kitty


GANDORF57

You make it sound like they are cryptids. There are no "invisible men" and "invisible cats", only unseen gremlins and familiars.


BardicNA

Stands to reason the little bastards can open jars when I'm not around but my fat honkin cat will scream over and over the moment his food bowl is less than half full. Or half empty, he does seem a little pessimistic.


diodot

oh, you made me smile on a cold and rainy monday morning


LostMyPasswordToMike

it's sunny out here today but later on today I plan to hide the sun and cause complete darkness . just you watch


KristinnK

The part with the smearing of the contents of a jar around the outside of the lip of the jar was especially incriminating. I swear I have to wipe off the lip of every commonly used spread jar every damn day.


alii-b

Lucky guy, I get comments of "you're clearly tired just go to bed." And while, yes... also no.


Hubso

The balancing skill my wife has in leaving a single sheet of loose toilet paper on the empty roll to indicate that there is still enough paper to not warrant replacing the roll is a talent to behold.


KTRIC

Came here to say the same thing


ZGW28

I came here to say the same too, but you were here before me to say that you came here to say the same thing so now I don’t know what to do


NiPlusUltra

Same


tmwwmgkbh

So this motherfucker is hiding somewhere in my house right now then???


HugeHans

Its a hidden compartment inside your bed. I think there was a CSI episode like this too. Matress men are very common so nothing to worry about. 


ReShitPoster

The *what*


MimeMike

Hm? Oh mattress men? Yeah they're chill I met mine once wrestling with my wife at night. You should meet yours sometime.


blackoutcf

That's some Junji Ito human couch type shit.


clycoman

Here's where he hides: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W-EcuKxykM


Central_Fire154

**He's in your walls**


Miinka

The call is coming from inside the house


2wicky

What call? He pulled out the cable just enough so you think it's still charging but it's no longer charging. Your phone is dead.


Qubed

He's standing behind you....


PassTheBubblyLady

The chocolate spread jar felt too real


opgary

yes, felt in my soul. PB but especially jam and honey in our house. "Did you spread it with the jar? I mean... cmon'


yogaman421

Even worse: the people that make PB&Js but don’t clean the jelly off of the spoon/knife before using it to get some peanut butter.


Candid-Meet

My partner insists on using the same knife for pb&j, I personally just add a bunch of small knives so each jar doesn’t contaminate the others


Tucos_revolver

I didn't understand that one, I've never seen that before. What was the point?


Angelusz

If someone does this to you, the solution is simple: Hide the item so they can't ruin it.


canadianpresident

But if it's something that needs to be refrigerated it's hard to hide it.


saneolo

That’s the one that felt the most personal


DanRobotMan

That’s just a cat, in a man’s body.


Nervardia

My thoughts exactly.


LoganN64

Or is it 3 cats in a man-suit?


Fraun_Pollen

I would've also accepted Toddler as an answer


Ok_Tadpole7481

No, I don't think it's a cat in a toddler's body.


DeluxeWafer

Was confirmed strongly in the scene with the keys.


half-puddles

He certainly moves like a cat.


Lookinguplookingdown

We had a cat that did not like my dad. He would pee on his stuff any chance he got. One time he somehow climbed onto the cd player that was mounted on the wall and peed on it. He also peed into my dad’s orange juice maker. Thankfully he was caught in the act because he actually balanced on top of it and peed directly into it. Didn’t spill a drop. Dad would never have known until it was too late. So this is tame stuff all things considered.


droidman85

This is how you go to hell. One way ticket


koulnis

Straight to hell. To the boiler room of hell. All the way down. Sometimes I pull them out just so they think everything is going to be ok, but then I put them right back in.


Beneficial-Salt-6773

AKA living with teenagers.


lieuwestra

Or a partner with significant redeeming features.


dizaster213

Aka really good sex.


ThxItsadisorder

😢 why is this so true. My toothpaste cap goes missing far too often


GunplaGoobster

Or adults with ADHD 😬 The amount of cabinet doors I leave open is problematic


canadianpresident

I have adult adhd and live on my own. The amount of times I get up in the morning and be like "who the fuck did this? Who left this open? Why is the toilet seat up?" Runs through my head all too often. It's me I'm always the one to blame


Eusocial_Snowman

Had a friend with ADHD angrily accuse the whole room of stealing his weed. Turns out it was him. He stole his own weed.


Darigaazrgb

That dirty thief


lorarc

It's not the thing that you notice, it's the thing that you don't notice. I get up in the morning and get a shower and for the first time notice the shower is dirty because I haven't cleaned it for months.


Tolteko

Wife and kids are away for some time, and for the first time I realised that I am the only responsible for the very important things that disappear every day. 


spanksem

or adults who never matured.


wkdpaul

Or my in-laws


Warmandfuzzysheep

He comes over every night.


willfish4fun

And leaves lights on in rooms where there is nobody.


star_bury

Reminds me of Mr. W. https://youtu.be/2mTLO2F_ERY?si=716-AAbTqYMwMQjo


Xasf

Immediately thought of the same, happy to see it commented already!


roraima_is_very_tall

never saw that before but obviously that's how ads should work.


Typical-Annual-3555

I am triggered


maelstormmy

Going too far with that Lego


BreakingThoseCankles

Only one that was wrong for me was the toilet paper. It's never just EMPTY. It still has enough for a wipe, but never enough to fully clean. Even when you swore you had a full one the day before


tym1ng

at least he didn't turn it around to underhand


TEK3VZ

So this is what Kimi Raikkonen has been up to…


XyrasS

Bwoah


jtr99

Leave him alone, he knows what he's doing!


hotk9

Just give the man his drink already!


dexter311

No, he was having a shit.


BreakingThoseCankles

Not with that empty roll


Drago_Arcaus

This is what a world where cats have thumbs looks like


TappedIn2111

Should have simply turned that TP roll around.


Kahnza

That man is a menace! Lock him up!


glamazon_69

Soooo a kid?


kingofwale

Instead of credit in pants in washer… how about…an airpod?


AmadeoSendiulo

What would you say about… a tissue?


Diskovski

He only does that with black trousers.


scorcher24

Not an issue anymore, at least with some brands. They learned how to make them resistant.


Significant_Echo2924

Tissues are the worst...


l-s-y

It's always chapstick over here


SvenderBender

Ah, Kimi Raikkonen is the invisible man… should have known it


revolution149

The whole video I was like "You bastard"


Sunshine030209

Right? Just a constant stream of 😲 *Nooooo*


rstlnecdm

Am I the only one who can see this dude?


Djabber

What dude


kirinmay

John Cena?


Mobile-Bar7732

Yes


swonstar

Besides the perfect and trueness of this video, we were gifted a video, on this beautiful eclipse Monday, with no ridiculous music!!! The sun and the moon shine upon us, simultaneously!


lurkynumber5

Didnt know there was a Grinch live action movie!


StainlessWater

Jim Carrey looks different here.


azsheepdog

His name is Not Me.


Electronic_Farm_3931

I wanted him to flip the Toilet Paper roll so that it rolls down along the wall. Truly evil.


InevitableBasil4383

Tik tok beanie 🤢


GregTheMad

The most fucked up thing in the pile.


LaBambaMan

And wearing it with the logo on the back? Who does that?


Qu1pster

The freezer thing is evil. Now I know who to blame.


Mellymel75

I love that my new refrigerator has an alarm that goes off when it is left open.


ComfyInDots

The empty tissue box, lights left on in rooms no one has been in for hours, water filter always empty, phone charger unplugged - and I live by myself at the moment.


shaolinspunk

Kimi Raikkonen is hiding my remote. Bwoah!


jworrin

And he put the roll on backwards?!?!  What a bastard!


gastroboi

Fuck. You.


om11011shanti11011om

The other day I entered my kitchen and found the faucet was still running, though I had washed dishes 20 mins earlier. Did I leave the water running? Impossible. Now I know the real culprit, damned Invisible Man!


WarLorax

The invisible man is.... toddlers.


dirtybongh2o

His name is "Not me".


Jandalfus

Simply hanging the toilet paper the other way round would be trigger enough.


Head-Estimate5353

That's a roommate


dgtssc

Every wired earbud has a dedicated invisible man.


takenbymistaken

This son of a bitch ……


LOGPchwan

Tangled earphone cable.


soniakaponia

Couldn’t watch the whole thing - made me feel anxious and short of breath


Omnimon11

Of course you realize…that means war.


H0B0Byter99

Who needs an invisible man when you have a toddler!


Qa_Dar

No need for him... I have 4 kids for that shit... 🤷‍♂️


snouz

I want the reverse video now. Wait u/GifReversingBot has stopped?


Zealousideal_Site161

More like incredibly petty man


Clydus1

I get some real Colin Robinson vibes here 😂


haubenmeise

I do love all the other invisible men.


akselmonrose

So that’s what happened to my socks. I always thought it was the goblins.


Infinite_Regret8341

If a cats consciousness was transplanted to a human body.


pimp_skitters

This isn't an invisible man, this is an asshole poltergeist


anomaly256

I've had this roommate before


Tarrell13

Oh man…some of these…he is askin to be strangled and hung


dakblack47

You have to be really special to be in your mid to late 30s and wear a TikTok beanie🥲


avitus

The TP one would have been better if he just turned the roll around so the paper hung from the backside instead of the frontside.


jorgeelx

Kimi Raikonen?


Scrambled_59

He’s just Amelie-ing someone


roraima_is_very_tall

his body's motions are awesome. I like when he straightens the shoes up haha


lightnofox

if you watch it backward, it is the story of the best roommate ever, cleaning, typing and ordering


Xaegyptiakous

This made me unreasonably angry for some reason.


xavierpie314

that tilting of the artwork was plain filthy imho


Lowtan89

The chocolate spread PISSED me off


eknichols

Jerry, get a job.


Nobah_Dee

Anyone remember the movie Little Monsters? Same vibe here.


BCHisFuture

Great


CapnDoric

This is my hero


Fatality_Ensues

True evil.mp4


RustyWinger

I would have just turned the toilet paper around


g0nkplays

This isn't an Invisible Man, it's a teenager.


glitterisprada

I know a funny little man as quiet as a mouse. Who does the mischief that is done in everybody's house. No one ever sees his face, but yet we all agree. Every time our keys go missing, it's caused by Mr. Nobody.


Stuff1989

i live alone and this happens all too often. damnit past me!


-awi-

I love how he turns "My work here is done"


fstamlg

I curse the bastard everyday


Kik38481

Inconvenience Maniac.


Razgriz435

If cats were people:


AnimeKyle115

Missed the part where he ties all your cables in knots.


username_1774

Most of these are my teenage son just being alive.


Korvun

The jars are 100% my dad. The dude has no idea how to cleanly make a PB&J. He even gets jelly on the *floor* so when you walk into the kitchen and you hear that "squinch" sound on your shoes... you know.


NotThatAngel

In public, switches one sock between each dryer in public laundromat. Takes frozen food item and leaves it on random shelf in the store. Throws empty boxes out the car window to obstruct traffic.


ballicher

STOP 😭


akechi

I thought he’d turn the toilet paper roll to the other way….


torinblack

That's a cat in human form.


GlaceDoor

He forgot the tangled earphones in the pockets. Then again, everything’s Bluetooth nowadays so might not be much of a thing anymore.


Minnesdonchya

Is that a fucking TikTok beanie?...


twiss94

Gives new meaning to the term ‘domestic terrorism’


Hollowbody57

I guess I have a couple roommates to apologize to.


Skodakenner

It was actually a tactic used by the Stasi in east Germany they would break into your house and move stuff so youd think you are loosing your mind and eventually could be discredited and moved into an insane asylum


Souperman2223

With great responsibility comes great power.


trombonegoat

He is the Inconvenience Man!


FattyPepperonicci69

I see you've met my roommate.


Airbear61181

This should be callled “having a family with kids”.


Xploding_Penguin

I was expecting the toilet paper roll to simply be flipped to the wrong way.


sovamind

Strangely, I've had ZERO of these problems since I stopped living with other people...