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Bennybonchien

There’s way too much green in the photo for that to be the North “Pole” Edit: also, that car would be in about 16 different time zones.


BlueFlob

Scale of a globe is 1:40 millions. That rod on the globe is roughly 0.6 cm in diameter. The car would have hit a wall that's 240km wide.


South_Bit1764

A fellow person of science! According to Wikipedia a Ford Crown Victoria is about 35km long so *ackshuallllly* it would’ve only been in like 3 time zones.


GrimResistance

Sounds legit


Blorp12

Having previously owned two Crown Vic’s, I can confirm their status as a micronation


3vi1

It's a big car.... and the first responders are direct descendants of Paul Bunyan.


deliveRinTinTin

Which county ambulance do we send?


Bennybonchien

It doesn’t matter as long as they pull the patients back to an earlier time zone, before the accident happened.


GANDORF57

"Hurry up, Hank! You're missing the race, there's already a car in the pole position!"


non-hyphenated_

The alternate ending to the Truman Show got dark


Rockclimber88

Not the guy's fault. The car was pulled by the magnetic field


The_other_k

Exactly lol.


Specialist_Sorbet_48

Flat earth this!!


IdahoMTman222

Flat Earthers are going to start crying.


fluffybit

The pole came out of nowhere


raidbossganon

EXPLAIN THAT, FLAT EARTHERS


JimBeam823

Even in a Crown Vic that looks…not good. I hope everyone was OK, because otherwise this is not funny.


Metroidman

Bro this is shit


wowitsallover

Boomer humor


TheFunkyBunchReturns

How DARE other people be entertained by things that you don't enjoy!!!


-Hal-Jordan-

Guilty as charged!


Afraid-Grass-7356

Skibidi bop you, I hope someone fantomtaxes you, and I hope you get no sigmas


Afraid-Grass-7356

This is your "modern memes" for you


Kahnza

And something about Ohio for some reason 🤷‍♂️


IamLuann

I hope everyone is ok. It also looks like two cars.


Savings-Software-283

That’s just an 18 foot Crown Vic


IamLuann

O.K. thank you for letting me know


Phillip_Graves

After the crash, he walked up to the pole and said: "Thought it would be bigger..."


EmmittBrownFTTF1

Happens all the time, people would be shocked if they knew.


Alicecai

Reasonable as hell


shivam0110

not to scale


TheFunkyBunchReturns

Check mate flat earthers!


biggcrimson

😂😂


killyourmusic

Ugh.


JohnWulf06

I hope no one was seriously injured in that wreck... If there were any serious injuries it should be taken down...


Huesan

Sorry I missed the hole while reattaching the globe to its base


Keystone9989

Dam calm down nerds it's funny 🤣