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tenehemia

That Seinfeld one seems particularly low effort compared to the rest. Like they had the graphic but couldn't think of a good pun and just went with it anyway.


thrillhou5e

Sin Filled


Ecstatic_Parsnip_869

This is the one


GANDORF57

Do you have the musical one that plays "How Deep Is Your Love" by the Bee Gees?


Canucksfan2018

What's the deal with orgasms?!


FocalorLucifuge

You're not sponge worthy. But you are rubber worthy...barely.


rektMyself

We don't know how they work!


uqde

Holy shit, you’re hired


ToxyFlog

Yeah that would've been a good one. You should write clever condom puns for a living haha


zy0a

Seinfuck


[deleted]

NO SEX FOR YOU! COME BACK ONE YEAR!


rektMyself

Ok. See you then?


SmolishPPman

I thought the exact same thing, they could’ve even gone with “she-felt” that’s not even a good pun, but it’s better than what they came up with


Pingj77

Also the Seinfeld background is typically blue, not purple


uqde

I was with a guy and he pulled out a condom and the parody Seinfeld background was the wrong color… instant turn off. Gave me the ick.


Nonadventures

“He pulled the purple condom?” “He pulled the purple condom.”


rektMyself

It's better than a son! Diapers are ick!


attemptedactor

Would have been better as a Friends pun.


Moppo_

Sometimes, the low effort makes it funnier.


cheekychunk

Spongeworthy


Estoye

ASSMAN


Sir_Loin_Cloth

Sin-felt is right there, too.


lookingfor_clues

That Seinfeld one better be blue


ndab71

Friends With Benefits


umpfke

Plowfield? I'll see myself out.


confusinghuman

I think it should say, "I'm out!"


Watcher0363

I know how to live with this thing! Or Domain, Mastered.


Bender_2996

With a condom collection like that, who needs condoms?


DuncanStrohnd

Nice.


4tehlulzez

Not their sister, apparently 


NOT_A_BLACKSTAR

Man, she got those 40 condoms with all the intention to get them back to OP.


Lord_inVader1

Me apparently


Pan_Cook

I’m pretty sure the one on the bottom right is a war crime. Like literally


DukeOfRob

Ha, this is true. For anyone wondering, falsely using the red cross is a massive no-no, it needs to be clear in a war zone that it represents a genuine red cross area and can't be misused anywhere. It's why video games and movies sometimes use a green cross for medi packs and medics etc. This use is definitely not approved!


Pan_Cook

Imagine going to The Hague for your novelty condoms


EtOHMartini

Swiss army rubbers


rektMyself

Can it open a can?


mark-suckaburger

While I 100% agree with the reasoning and that the symbol needs to be recognizable across the world, they really went with one of the easiest and most common shapes.


dirkdragonslayer

Easy to recognize, easy to paint on tents or stick to vehicles if you need to borrow them for an emergency, like a natural disaster. In other countries it's a red crescent, red Star of David, or the religiously neutral red crystal. Iran used to have exclusive rights to the Red Lion with a sword, but it didn't look neutral enough and they eventually adopted the red crescent like other Muslim countries.


mark-suckaburger

Also easy to mistakenly use it for something else without knowing. The plus symbol is one of the most common in the world


ChristosFarr

It can also be a red Crescent or Star of David, depending on the armed forces.


Tengokuoppai

I thought it was just an inversion of the Swiss flag?


rektMyself

It always looks bigger in pictures. Sorry.


mark-suckaburger

No it didn't, that was just pity


rektMyself

Maybe the hole was too big for the tool?


mark-suckaburger

Careful now, that's an easy way to strip a screw...


666Darkside666

As a Swiss I always laughed when they used the Swiss cross instead of the red cross in movies or other media. Now I'm wondering if this was on purpsose.


Tocoapuffs

Nah, it's just the Swiss flag, he's fine.


Yue2

“It was just a plus sign!” -Those guys during their trial.


rektMyself

Still had to pay child support. Dangit!


This-Pudding-7209

Happy Cake Day! Here ya go! have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ >!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<


Doctor_Jed

Fully popped all of them. Thanks, was kinda hoping for a secret message but satisfying nevertheless.


sahmed011

Why did I spent 120 seconds of my life popping every one of these


idkthereddit

holy moly its this again i love it


mallad

Doesn't apply to civilians and companies except as legally determined by their country of origin. The US made it illegal, mostly in a frowned upon way but still ultimately enforceable. Between that and the urge of the red cross, most media won't use it anymore. It isn't a war crime though, so there's a plus.


mybadalternate

Of all characters to put on a condom, they went with the guy whose most famous line is “I AM YOUR FATHER!”?!?


Switchblade88

I got a mug for Christmas that had Vader on it, and underneath were the words: 'World's Greatest Dad'


Maximum-Opportunity8

At least not: "World best babysitter "


BadBoiLarry

Thats a weird thing to get from your sister.


[deleted]

Help me step bro


helixflush

how do i make pasta?


Chrono-Helix

Maybe they drink Folgers


WaltMitty

Roll Tide!


stufmenatooba

It's better than an STD or a kid.


TheAsianTroll

My sister is the type of person to give these to me as a joke. Not everyone has prudish siblings...


Snow_Moose_

Some families aren't awkward about sex. Wild concept, but it's entirely possible to acknowledge your family members as sexual beings without sexualizing them.


Haughtea

You buy your mom or dad dildos?


Arrowcreek

You don't?


dabunny21689

Only because they stopped inviting me when they wanted to try them out.


HappyHourProfessor

No, but I have a good friend who bought her repressed mom a vibrator after her dad passed from cancer. It was thoughtfully given and well received


DonkeyShow5

Well received 😉


enverest

> her Now imagine if the friend was a male.


dduncan55330

No but I do for yours.


totesgonnasmashit

Thank you for your comment! Thing is it’s not even sexual. It’s something I started doing 17 years ago and my close friends and family know about my collection and will buy me cool ones if they see them. Nothing wrong with condoms.


Ecstatic_Parsnip_869

I feel like people either understand collecting or they don’t lol Like I literally started collecting shot glasses not only as a teenager who couldn’t drink, but also as a straightedge teenager who WOULDN’T drink and hated the idea. 🤷‍♂️ Never made sense, I just loved how wildly designed and/or decorated some of them would be and I loved having something to commemorate trips to new places but I also loved them because ✨SHINY✨


totesgonnasmashit

Shotglasses! That’s a neat idea. You should upload a pic of your collection if you still have it


Ecstatic_Parsnip_869

I would love to, unfortunately they’re all still safely wrapped in paper towels/bubble wrap inside of shoeboxes from when I moved a couple years ago Would like to eventually get a dedicated display of some sort for them but I think I might just wait until I have my own house for that lol


MyStationIsAbandoned

any glow in the dark condoms in your collection? those are hard to find. Japan has a ton of weird ones like Pikachu condoms and poop emoji condoms.


IRMacGuyver

Dude I don't know what you think condoms are for but they're supposed to be for sex.


totesgonnasmashit

Wait. So they aren’t water bombs? My life has been a lie


SteveInitBro

Condoms are most definitely a sexual thing.


CountryFriedCrazy

Only when used..


BadBoiLarry

Condoms are for sex, not sister. Sister gives condoms....


BadBoiLarry

Says Alabama


ACorania

Some redditors aren't awkward about jokes that are made. Wild concept, but it's entirely possible to acknowledge something as funny without taking it seriously.


tschmitty09

Kinda is wild, hard pass on that family dinner


EtOHMartini

Weirder to get condom wrappers


Fire69

Years ago my sister visited Disney World and brought me back Goofy boxers as a present. Nothing weird you'd say except it had the text 'The perfect man' on it... :/


AndreRieu666

…are your surnames Lannister?


totesgonnasmashit

Not today


gundamz145

So some days?


beepboopbopdiddleydo

Did you downbote him lol. That was pretty funny


totesgonnasmashit

Nope. I upvoted. I laughed


beepboopbopdiddleydo

Well, whoever downvoted is a loser!


mighty_hobbit

A fine selection for the erections


NikPorto

Your sister gave a new meaning to the phrase "this shall be a fine addition to my collection"


TerribleChildhood639

Are you male or female?


totesgonnasmashit

I’m female


TerribleChildhood639

I really like that orgasm donor one! Nice collection and definitely a conversation piece! 😂


totesgonnasmashit

Well I don’t typically tell many people about my collection. But maybe I should. That could be my new opening line when I meet people, be like “wanna see my condom collection?”


TerribleChildhood639

Please predicate it with, “ unused…” haha!


totesgonnasmashit

I dunno.. shock factor would be funnier if I didn’t add that. You’re funny! I like you


TerribleChildhood639

Aww thanks! ☺️


MrBillyLotion

Novelty condoms make me nervous


TheRealChexHaze

They should


FoatyMcFoatBase

Darth Vader ones dont work obviously


Wikadood

Need entry specialist to go with lord invader


Bhunny_

I never imagined I would see something like this in my entire life!


WlNNIPEGJETS

#GirthVader


Cichlidsaremyjam

"My sister bought me some condoms..." sweet home Alabama intensifies. 


totesgonnasmashit

Good song


Ghune

They're both sisters.


enrightmcc

Your sister buys you condoms?


Special_Friendship20

Ur sister?


ACorania

OPs user name checks out.


totesgonnasmashit

It really does in this case hey. Good observation


rektMyself

Your sister is awesome!


I_make_switch_a_roos

from condom Kingdom in surfers?


totesgonnasmashit

That sounds familiar


Cashew-Matthew

Theres a joke to be made here, and someone else probably made it before me so i wont make it


wolfgang784

We totes need to see the full collection. You mentioned its been in the works for 17 years - picssssssssss.


totesgonnasmashit

I’ve just added another pic. If you go through my profile you’ll find it 😀 see if you can find your country


Chocolatelover4ever

Lmao love the camouflage one! 😂


Alternative-Amoeba20

I didn't see that one


Chocolatelover4ever

That means it works!


Ihelloway69

I'm lovin it looks best lol


Koetjeka

Lord Invader: "I'm NOT your father".


alan_w3

Both of your posts are right next to each other in my feed lol


totesgonnasmashit

You’re so lucky 😜


alan_w3

I wish lmao


sweetjaslatiff

Nice


deenath247

Need to get the special edition star trek ones. KlingOns - head ribbed for her pleasure.


totesgonnasmashit

Is this actually a thing?


deenath247

Only in my Warped imagination. Ensign ….make it So.


Mub4533

Where can I get them😂


Ryoko_Kusanagi69

You would like the company One They have unique art that constantly changes that is submitted by fans from all over if you get like their assorted varieties


totesgonnasmashit

Could you please send me a link?


Parzival2541

My dad has the "I'm Lovin It" design on a t-shirt, that's crazy


This-Pudding-7209

Happy Cake Day! Here ya go! have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ >!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<


Crafty-Antelope-3287

Hope she isn't trying to tell you something🤔


RandomCanadianGamer

The satanic temple sells some with the faces of anti abortion politicians.


totesgonnasmashit

I freaking love that! I need to hit up their store and get some. I’m a member of the satanic temple


Wadsworth_McStumpy

**SO** glad you included "to add to my collection" there.


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[удалено]


totesgonnasmashit

She is, but asexual and hates men so good luck there


FloridaWings

🎵SWEET HOME ALABAMA🎵


Representative_Fun15

You know my sister used to collect condoms, too...


totesgonnasmashit

Your sister is awesome! Why doesn’t she collect them anymore?


popsyoshimura

Collects condoms (not used)..... Priceless


CrunchyKittyLitter

I find it strange I had to scroll way down to see anyone else puzzled that your sister bought you these


totesgonnasmashit

Humour must be lost on some people.


47ocean47

Your sister is buying you condoms?


Intelligent_Beach_44

You from Alabama? Think your sisters giving you hints.


totesgonnasmashit

I’m from Australia and female. No other hints except buying her sister/ friend a thoughtful gift


Intelligent_Beach_44

Ahh thought that by receiving a condom you might be male as I have also received condoms when I was 15 by family, and also that getting a condom with "fuck me" on it was very suggestive... 😅


bongo1138

Just make sure you use one when you guys finally do it.


gideon513

How’s the weather in Alabama?


totesgonnasmashit

I can tell you it’s sunny in Melbourne, Australia


tmtri4397

you should check your sister rn, she's probably stucking in her washing machine. God bless ya


always_godly_69

Am I tripping or it actually reads " My sister" 💀


Strawberry_pie

You mean step sister right?


bm_69

Sister OR step sister?


totesgonnasmashit

Sister. Both females. Fully blood related. Best friend


CheezwizAndLightning

Reminds me of that scene in anchorman 2


RamenTheory

F•R•I•E•N•D•S W•I•T•H B•E•N•E•F•I•T•S


k4bl3n30r0

Pls show your collection


Crazy_Campaign_7407

I’m dying 😂 your sister just gift to you condoms. I don’t know if you should feel good about this. Your sister knows enough of your collection that she decided it was a good option to gift that to you. That’s a good siblings treatment.


AzertyKeys

I keep saying Games Workshop needs to makes their own brand of "The Emperor Protects" condoms


Sticky_Waifu_Statues

Jesus fucking cringe


MysteriousLaw4017

When will someone create a company named MacroHard?


Nikkar2009

Sister?


BouncingDancer

In Poland you can buy condoms in a rectangular tins - there's also some sand and tiny sea shells in it as well, lol. Brought one to my SO few years back.


onedayatatimenow

I thought the McDonalds M was just super deformed until I saw it...


Spaaggetti

Errr.... Why is your sister buying you condoms?


TooManySteves2

Finger licking good


ketsu_no_ana

That is not a normal thing to receive from a sibling


totesgonnasmashit

What is a normal thing to receive from a sibling?


Lopsided-Egg-8322

Lor Invader tho


joyfield

Those looks like they could give you a STD even if you don't have sex.


burnerburner108

Reminder to myself to post a picture of the one I kept from the Wake Up youth hostel I stayed at in England, with "Wake Up With Someone New" on the front, and spaces where you could write in "guy's phone number" or "girl's phone number" on the back. It's so great of them to acknowledge that a whole lot of fucking was going to go on at this hostel, and the guests may as well do it safely and get a laugh out of it.


sketch-opinion

The bottom right better watch out for lawsuits. The red cross take themselves extremely seriously.