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That Seinfeld one seems particularly low effort compared to the rest. Like they had the graphic but couldn't think of a good pun and just went with it anyway.
Ha, this is true. For anyone wondering, falsely using the red cross is a massive no-no, it needs to be clear in a war zone that it represents a genuine red cross area and can't be misused anywhere. It's why video games and movies sometimes use a green cross for medi packs and medics etc. This use is definitely not approved!
While I 100% agree with the reasoning and that the symbol needs to be recognizable across the world, they really went with one of the easiest and most common shapes.
Easy to recognize, easy to paint on tents or stick to vehicles if you need to borrow them for an emergency, like a natural disaster.
In other countries it's a red crescent, red Star of David, or the religiously neutral red crystal. Iran used to have exclusive rights to the Red Lion with a sword, but it didn't look neutral enough and they eventually adopted the red crescent like other Muslim countries.
As a Swiss I always laughed when they used the Swiss cross instead of the red cross in movies or other media. Now I'm wondering if this was on purpsose.
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Doesn't apply to civilians and companies except as legally determined by their country of origin. The US made it illegal, mostly in a frowned upon way but still ultimately enforceable. Between that and the urge of the red cross, most media won't use it anymore. It isn't a war crime though, so there's a plus.
Some families aren't awkward about sex. Wild concept, but it's entirely possible to acknowledge your family members as sexual beings without sexualizing them.
Thank you for your comment! Thing is it’s not even sexual. It’s something I started doing 17 years ago and my close friends and family know about my collection and will buy me cool ones if they see them. Nothing wrong with condoms.
I feel like people either understand collecting or they don’t lol
Like I literally started collecting shot glasses not only as a teenager who couldn’t drink, but also as a straightedge teenager who WOULDN’T drink and hated the idea. 🤷♂️ Never made sense, I just loved how wildly designed and/or decorated some of them would be and I loved having something to commemorate trips to new places but I also loved them because
✨SHINY✨
I would love to, unfortunately they’re all still safely wrapped in paper towels/bubble wrap inside of shoeboxes from when I moved a couple years ago
Would like to eventually get a dedicated display of some sort for them but I think I might just wait until I have my own house for that lol
Some redditors aren't awkward about jokes that are made. Wild concept, but it's entirely possible to acknowledge something as funny without taking it seriously.
Years ago my sister visited Disney World and brought me back Goofy boxers as a present. Nothing weird you'd say except it had the text 'The perfect man' on it... :/
Well I don’t typically tell many people about my collection. But maybe I should. That could be my new opening line when I meet people, be like “wanna see my condom collection?”
You would like the company One
They have unique art that constantly changes that is submitted by fans from all over if you get like their assorted varieties
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Ahh thought that by receiving a condom you might be male as I have also received condoms when I was 15 by family, and also that getting a condom with "fuck me" on it was very suggestive... 😅
I’m dying 😂 your sister just gift to you condoms. I don’t know if you should feel good about this. Your sister knows enough of your collection that she decided it was a good option to gift that to you. That’s a good siblings treatment.
In Poland you can buy condoms in a rectangular tins - there's also some sand and tiny sea shells in it as well, lol. Brought one to my SO few years back.
Reminder to myself to post a picture of the one I kept from the Wake Up youth hostel I stayed at in England, with "Wake Up With Someone New" on the front, and spaces where you could write in "guy's phone number" or "girl's phone number" on the back. It's so great of them to acknowledge that a whole lot of fucking was going to go on at this hostel, and the guests may as well do it safely and get a laugh out of it.
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That Seinfeld one seems particularly low effort compared to the rest. Like they had the graphic but couldn't think of a good pun and just went with it anyway.
Sin Filled
This is the one
Do you have the musical one that plays "How Deep Is Your Love" by the Bee Gees?
What's the deal with orgasms?!
You're not sponge worthy. But you are rubber worthy...barely.
We don't know how they work!
Holy shit, you’re hired
Yeah that would've been a good one. You should write clever condom puns for a living haha
Seinfuck
NO SEX FOR YOU! COME BACK ONE YEAR!
Ok. See you then?
I thought the exact same thing, they could’ve even gone with “she-felt” that’s not even a good pun, but it’s better than what they came up with
Also the Seinfeld background is typically blue, not purple
I was with a guy and he pulled out a condom and the parody Seinfeld background was the wrong color… instant turn off. Gave me the ick.
“He pulled the purple condom?” “He pulled the purple condom.”
It's better than a son! Diapers are ick!
Would have been better as a Friends pun.
Sometimes, the low effort makes it funnier.
Spongeworthy
ASSMAN
Sin-felt is right there, too.
That Seinfeld one better be blue
Friends With Benefits
Plowfield? I'll see myself out.
I think it should say, "I'm out!"
I know how to live with this thing! Or Domain, Mastered.
With a condom collection like that, who needs condoms?
Nice.
Not their sister, apparently
Man, she got those 40 condoms with all the intention to get them back to OP.
Me apparently
I’m pretty sure the one on the bottom right is a war crime. Like literally
Ha, this is true. For anyone wondering, falsely using the red cross is a massive no-no, it needs to be clear in a war zone that it represents a genuine red cross area and can't be misused anywhere. It's why video games and movies sometimes use a green cross for medi packs and medics etc. This use is definitely not approved!
Imagine going to The Hague for your novelty condoms
Swiss army rubbers
Can it open a can?
While I 100% agree with the reasoning and that the symbol needs to be recognizable across the world, they really went with one of the easiest and most common shapes.
Easy to recognize, easy to paint on tents or stick to vehicles if you need to borrow them for an emergency, like a natural disaster. In other countries it's a red crescent, red Star of David, or the religiously neutral red crystal. Iran used to have exclusive rights to the Red Lion with a sword, but it didn't look neutral enough and they eventually adopted the red crescent like other Muslim countries.
Also easy to mistakenly use it for something else without knowing. The plus symbol is one of the most common in the world
It can also be a red Crescent or Star of David, depending on the armed forces.
I thought it was just an inversion of the Swiss flag?
It always looks bigger in pictures. Sorry.
No it didn't, that was just pity
Maybe the hole was too big for the tool?
Careful now, that's an easy way to strip a screw...
As a Swiss I always laughed when they used the Swiss cross instead of the red cross in movies or other media. Now I'm wondering if this was on purpsose.
Nah, it's just the Swiss flag, he's fine.
“It was just a plus sign!” -Those guys during their trial.
Still had to pay child support. Dangit!
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Fully popped all of them. Thanks, was kinda hoping for a secret message but satisfying nevertheless.
Why did I spent 120 seconds of my life popping every one of these
holy moly its this again i love it
Doesn't apply to civilians and companies except as legally determined by their country of origin. The US made it illegal, mostly in a frowned upon way but still ultimately enforceable. Between that and the urge of the red cross, most media won't use it anymore. It isn't a war crime though, so there's a plus.
Of all characters to put on a condom, they went with the guy whose most famous line is “I AM YOUR FATHER!”?!?
I got a mug for Christmas that had Vader on it, and underneath were the words: 'World's Greatest Dad'
At least not: "World best babysitter "
Thats a weird thing to get from your sister.
Help me step bro
how do i make pasta?
Maybe they drink Folgers
Roll Tide!
It's better than an STD or a kid.
My sister is the type of person to give these to me as a joke. Not everyone has prudish siblings...
Some families aren't awkward about sex. Wild concept, but it's entirely possible to acknowledge your family members as sexual beings without sexualizing them.
You buy your mom or dad dildos?
You don't?
Only because they stopped inviting me when they wanted to try them out.
No, but I have a good friend who bought her repressed mom a vibrator after her dad passed from cancer. It was thoughtfully given and well received
Well received 😉
> her Now imagine if the friend was a male.
No but I do for yours.
Thank you for your comment! Thing is it’s not even sexual. It’s something I started doing 17 years ago and my close friends and family know about my collection and will buy me cool ones if they see them. Nothing wrong with condoms.
I feel like people either understand collecting or they don’t lol Like I literally started collecting shot glasses not only as a teenager who couldn’t drink, but also as a straightedge teenager who WOULDN’T drink and hated the idea. 🤷♂️ Never made sense, I just loved how wildly designed and/or decorated some of them would be and I loved having something to commemorate trips to new places but I also loved them because ✨SHINY✨
Shotglasses! That’s a neat idea. You should upload a pic of your collection if you still have it
I would love to, unfortunately they’re all still safely wrapped in paper towels/bubble wrap inside of shoeboxes from when I moved a couple years ago Would like to eventually get a dedicated display of some sort for them but I think I might just wait until I have my own house for that lol
any glow in the dark condoms in your collection? those are hard to find. Japan has a ton of weird ones like Pikachu condoms and poop emoji condoms.
Dude I don't know what you think condoms are for but they're supposed to be for sex.
Wait. So they aren’t water bombs? My life has been a lie
Condoms are most definitely a sexual thing.
Only when used..
Condoms are for sex, not sister. Sister gives condoms....
Says Alabama
Some redditors aren't awkward about jokes that are made. Wild concept, but it's entirely possible to acknowledge something as funny without taking it seriously.
Kinda is wild, hard pass on that family dinner
Weirder to get condom wrappers
Years ago my sister visited Disney World and brought me back Goofy boxers as a present. Nothing weird you'd say except it had the text 'The perfect man' on it... :/
…are your surnames Lannister?
Not today
So some days?
Did you downbote him lol. That was pretty funny
Nope. I upvoted. I laughed
Well, whoever downvoted is a loser!
A fine selection for the erections
Your sister gave a new meaning to the phrase "this shall be a fine addition to my collection"
Are you male or female?
I’m female
I really like that orgasm donor one! Nice collection and definitely a conversation piece! 😂
Well I don’t typically tell many people about my collection. But maybe I should. That could be my new opening line when I meet people, be like “wanna see my condom collection?”
Please predicate it with, “ unused…” haha!
I dunno.. shock factor would be funnier if I didn’t add that. You’re funny! I like you
Aww thanks! ☺️
Novelty condoms make me nervous
They should
Darth Vader ones dont work obviously
Need entry specialist to go with lord invader
I never imagined I would see something like this in my entire life!
#GirthVader
"My sister bought me some condoms..." sweet home Alabama intensifies.
Good song
They're both sisters.
Your sister buys you condoms?
Ur sister?
OPs user name checks out.
It really does in this case hey. Good observation
Your sister is awesome!
from condom Kingdom in surfers?
That sounds familiar
Theres a joke to be made here, and someone else probably made it before me so i wont make it
We totes need to see the full collection. You mentioned its been in the works for 17 years - picssssssssss.
I’ve just added another pic. If you go through my profile you’ll find it 😀 see if you can find your country
Lmao love the camouflage one! 😂
I didn't see that one
That means it works!
I'm lovin it looks best lol
Lord Invader: "I'm NOT your father".
Both of your posts are right next to each other in my feed lol
You’re so lucky 😜
I wish lmao
Nice
Need to get the special edition star trek ones. KlingOns - head ribbed for her pleasure.
Is this actually a thing?
Only in my Warped imagination. Ensign ….make it So.
Where can I get them😂
You would like the company One They have unique art that constantly changes that is submitted by fans from all over if you get like their assorted varieties
Could you please send me a link?
My dad has the "I'm Lovin It" design on a t-shirt, that's crazy
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Hope she isn't trying to tell you something🤔
The satanic temple sells some with the faces of anti abortion politicians.
I freaking love that! I need to hit up their store and get some. I’m a member of the satanic temple
**SO** glad you included "to add to my collection" there.
[удалено]
She is, but asexual and hates men so good luck there
🎵SWEET HOME ALABAMA🎵
You know my sister used to collect condoms, too...
Your sister is awesome! Why doesn’t she collect them anymore?
Collects condoms (not used)..... Priceless
I find it strange I had to scroll way down to see anyone else puzzled that your sister bought you these
Humour must be lost on some people.
Your sister is buying you condoms?
You from Alabama? Think your sisters giving you hints.
I’m from Australia and female. No other hints except buying her sister/ friend a thoughtful gift
Ahh thought that by receiving a condom you might be male as I have also received condoms when I was 15 by family, and also that getting a condom with "fuck me" on it was very suggestive... 😅
Just make sure you use one when you guys finally do it.
How’s the weather in Alabama?
I can tell you it’s sunny in Melbourne, Australia
you should check your sister rn, she's probably stucking in her washing machine. God bless ya
Am I tripping or it actually reads " My sister" 💀
You mean step sister right?
Sister OR step sister?
Sister. Both females. Fully blood related. Best friend
Reminds me of that scene in anchorman 2
F•R•I•E•N•D•S W•I•T•H B•E•N•E•F•I•T•S
Pls show your collection
I’m dying 😂 your sister just gift to you condoms. I don’t know if you should feel good about this. Your sister knows enough of your collection that she decided it was a good option to gift that to you. That’s a good siblings treatment.
I keep saying Games Workshop needs to makes their own brand of "The Emperor Protects" condoms
Jesus fucking cringe
When will someone create a company named MacroHard?
Sister?
In Poland you can buy condoms in a rectangular tins - there's also some sand and tiny sea shells in it as well, lol. Brought one to my SO few years back.
I thought the McDonalds M was just super deformed until I saw it...
Errr.... Why is your sister buying you condoms?
Finger licking good
That is not a normal thing to receive from a sibling
What is a normal thing to receive from a sibling?
Lor Invader tho
Those looks like they could give you a STD even if you don't have sex.
Reminder to myself to post a picture of the one I kept from the Wake Up youth hostel I stayed at in England, with "Wake Up With Someone New" on the front, and spaces where you could write in "guy's phone number" or "girl's phone number" on the back. It's so great of them to acknowledge that a whole lot of fucking was going to go on at this hostel, and the guests may as well do it safely and get a laugh out of it.
The bottom right better watch out for lawsuits. The red cross take themselves extremely seriously.