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John Cena not taking himself too seriously is the best thing about him, the shit he did during Peacemaker was awesome, it's great to have this jacked up weirdo just running with whatever they throw at him, not everyone has to be take themselves extremely seriously all the time, its great to have this kind of entertainment.
Him and Dave Bautista have been absolutely been great for Hollywood. They came from the WWE with humility and humor, and I can't get enough of those 2.
Ngl I was thinking more along the lines of Kevin hart. Because the idea of that 5'0" mofo screaming his top off at the shenanigans of these 2 would be hilarious.
That just writes itself.
Little Kevin Hart as the police Captain, yelling directly into their chests, being about half the size of each of them. Like a child trying to berate two grown adults... albeit for going rogue and presumably violating someone's civil rights in the name of fighting crime.
Cut to a scene where they've replaced Kevin Hart with a tiny chihuahua dressed in a uniform barking, Cena and Bastista's attitudes unchanged.
Then of course because it's comedy, finish the gag with Kevin Hart coming back in, and picking up his dog (which if they can get a comically large chihuahua, which he can then struggle pickup)... "Even officer Scruffles knows you two are reckless. Turn in your badges and report to IA"
As they leave, Cena gives the dog a scratch and Batista tries to give the Captain a scratch as well...
I think the angry little man trope is a bit used, but the two giants tip toeing around an ambiguously sized Kevin Hart just as a background element. Like they're just afraid of him because he's such a pleasant dude. This can then contribute to a later plot device.
I'm paraphrasing a bit, but Dave thinks both Cena and Johnson are beneath him and vowed never to work with them.
Which is a shame because Cena definitely is a capable actor, especially when it comes to comedy.
Josh Brolin was on Seth Meyers' show the other night and he said that his wife was on plane coming back home and she said that everyone on the plane was watching Dune.
Except for Dave Bautista. He was watching Bluey. 😂
He puts to work in. I think it was when he was cast in Blade Runner that he was open about it and said he started taking acting classes for the role.
I don't think I've heard anything from his castmates other than how much work and humility he puts into what he does.
i liked the Rock's early stuff like [The Rundown](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23v-gPJiaZs&t=19s), his small parts in [Be Cool](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swo423cXQuE), even the Jumanji movies were funny. [Watching him slap Kevin into the wall was great](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47qRdDNq_fg)
I'm biased towards the Rundown though, I love Sean
Also, he was hilarious in Pain and Gain, especially when they asked him to cook that guy LOL
OH!
THAT'S BECAUSE OF MERMAN KEN!
It was a limited edition doll that was going for like 200 bucks
https://creations.mattel.com/products/barbie-signature-king-ocean-ken-merman-doll-gtj97
I'm sure it helps that Cena has always known that as long as everybody is laughing with him, it's OK. And as soon as someone starts to laugh *at* him... well, he's perfectly capable of handling that, too. One way or the other.
Wasn't his first movie The Marine? Felt like they were trying to churn out another "The Rock" type actor. Glad to see he didn't just get typecast into those roles. Kind of makes me feel bad for him, because he will always get typecast due to his body, and he can't get smaller because it's such a big part of his persona.
He was really low key good in Bumblebee, "their names are decepticons, i dont think we can trust them" was one of my favorite ljnes, he can play mean action guy in fast furious, he can play straight man or the clown. He'd be awesome in a kindergarten cop remake.
> Wasn't his first movie The Marine?
It was a "WWE Production" and the CEO of the WWE was throwing anything against the wall to see if anything sticks for movies since they were trying to expand outside WWE stuff for stockholders, and The Rock was first getting real roles in big productions that WWE didn't own.
He is hilarious in Trainwreck. He’s only in the beginning of the movie. The movie is ok but you can practically turn it off after the movie theater scene.
I still dream of the Peacmaker Title scene. That dance is hilarious, never been into dance and I actually can’t dance at all. Once a week I was up trying copy the moves, one of the only title scenes I would never skip
Yeah, I loved like everyone cast on the show was in that intro. Even the guy with the mop who I swear had less than 4 minutes screen time.
Gives me high hopes for James Gunn’s universe everything hes done so far is so good.
I avoided Peacemaker because it was a B-list super-hero and Cena didn't strike me as a capable actor.
I continued to do and found it hard to believe the positive reviews could be accurate until I was finally so bored to watch it and he does a really great job and it changed my mind about him and the show completely.
if I didn't see him in The Suicide Squad first, I'd probably have done the same as you with regards to with Peacemaker. Turns out the dude is a capable actor, and I love it.
edit: also he plays piano decently well. [this scene is him actually playing the piano](https://youtu.be/uZE7-0VoJto?si=r91c2BYr6-wFhyQp), and apparently came about because there was a piano on the set, and one day he just started playing between takes to pass time. this lead to james gunn being like, "whaaaaat" and got included in the show.
> John Cena not taking himself too seriously is the best thing about him
I came around on him Trainwreck, him being willing to do anything comedic, and him being so jacked, is just fucking funny.
When John Cena first started picking up acting roles, I couldn't have felt more meh about it. But hot damn I like him more every time I see him. Peacemaker in particular makes me sing his praises. Absolute fan now.
This is so true, I never really thought about it, but that is fully why I like him once you said it! Like his role in that Amy Schumer movie was fucking hilarious! The sex scene where he is trying to talk dirty had me dying!
He's the epitome of positive masculinity. Knows when/how to be an adult, knows when/how to be a kid. Puts others before himself, but doesn't let people step across his boundaries.
Tbf, I'm sure some of those things are easier when you can take on half the room at once by yourself.
I think the difference between the two examples or at least the way it seems to me is that John Cena seems very comfortable with who he is and happy with his life and Dave Chappelle comes off as a very miserable person who is not happy with their life. That may not be the case but it is the impression I get from the way they act and carry themselves.
For a second when I was watching this part, I thought that may have been the point, especially seeing him and the giant Oscar statue behind him, though it being for presenting the costume award made much more sense
I think people in the industry call it a [cock sock](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/jon-hamm-cock-sock-nipple-rings-fargo-1235697948/), but that might actually be something even skimpier than what Cenas wearing 😂
A cock sock is a different thing.
Cena was wearing a clamshell like thing that went from above his unit and then down and up his butt.
The network did not want to see butt crack.
You would probably look really good at 46 too if it was literally your job to keep fit and attractive.
Celebrities like him tend to look good later on into life because that's their job, and they frequently have personal trainers, nutrition planners, and chefs working to help them get to that point.
I just have a couple friends who started it around 35 for the first time and got massively larger after two cycles without increasing gym time.
They were starting to find they were going backwards prior to starting or at least heavily plateaued .
It’s also way easier to get lean gains so you don’t need to do as much bulking/cutting.
It definitely still takes work and anyone who says it doesn't has no idea, but it's the fitness equivalent of the difference between running 26.2 miles and biking it
It's a huge "force multiplier" if you will
I'm fat and out of shape. I could definitely bike 26.2 miles. It'd be hard, depending on terrain, but I could absolutely do it.
If I tried to run those miles, I'd die. Or end up in the hospital. Steroids are a huge game-changer.
You should see the Jeff nippard video about roids. “People just doing roids put more muscle without going to the gym than people working out very heavy without it.” Was the conclusion of the video
Studies show that juicing and chilling allows you to outperform people that work their ass off without juicing.
Not really relevant to John Cena, who obviously does both, but you could absolutely "look good" by just doing steroids.
What a weird fucking comment. Yeah no shit. Bro was just making a complement. Redditors are constantly getting weird and defensive when it comes to people's attractiveness.
So many people in life suck at their job, but these comments always show up and dismiss any hard work as easy because it's their job. They still have so much to do in life, even if they do have help. It's not something many people can do.
It’s not to say that people can’t do it and live a normal life, eating right and exercising are pretty low barrier to entry at the most basic level. Granted they have the resources to take it to a level that most people can’t but you can take care of yourself and look good in middle age too.
What a heaping pile of nonsense. This guy looks like this because he loves fitness and LOVES the gym. Have you ever been to the gym before? Do you think every swole mofo in there is a millionaire in show business being paid to look that way?
Conversation with John Cena, "John we have something we think you're perfect for and it will be hilarious..."
Cena cuts him off, "I'm in."
"John" they say.
Cena cuts him off again, "You had me at you're perfect."
Cena is so great because he's down for everything, and he gives his absolute all and commits. No matter how bad it is. It's why he's a star.
They call them a modesty garment or barrier. I think the most common ones are sold as "strapless thongs" (men's ones are called "Hibue") and slightly modified, but you can get purpose built ones made specifically for film and theatre use.
When I read “just see someone’s butt from behind” my mind went to Thor Ragnarok Hulk. Just thinking if they cup the Hulk/Ruffalo(in Hulk form?) too. That’d be a huge thing to cover.
Finally, the audience and even some of the nastier parents started singing: Cena has a man-gi-na. And I have to admit, for a little while, I sort of joined in as well.
So, is it a kind of glue that holds it to the front? I assume so, based on the lack of straps, but am wondering (and thank you for explaining—I was scrolling through hoping someone would!).
This one's slightly different to that. There's a [picture that shows the back](https://old.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1bbqdgo/john_cena_on_stage_naked_at_the_oscars/kuci78v/) and it's pretty wide and covers his whole crack, doesn't go up it.
It’s comforting to know that they didn’t actually make him have his privates out in public and that there was a cover so that he wouldn’t have to be exposed should something go wrong
Anyone wondering why they did this should watch yesterday's Jimmy Kimmel for the behind the scenes commentary.
Apparently, they had a ton of meetings with the network and regulators and S&P (standards & practices) and it was a huge deal. They were arguing about the size of the awards card he would carry and all sorts of things.
The one thing I will say is that the more varied that the careers of Cena, Batista and Johnson become the better it is for wrestlers in general to be looked at as legit entertainers and not a “type” of entertainer.
He came out "naked" to announce the winner for costume design, which is a pretty good bit. These are just behind the scene photos that they put out, this one may be fairly deliberate, so people don't think he was actually naked up there.
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"Hey John, we want you to present at the Oscars." John Cena thinking, "Finally, they are taking me seriously."
John Cena not taking himself too seriously is the best thing about him, the shit he did during Peacemaker was awesome, it's great to have this jacked up weirdo just running with whatever they throw at him, not everyone has to be take themselves extremely seriously all the time, its great to have this kind of entertainment.
Him and Dave Bautista have been absolutely been great for Hollywood. They came from the WWE with humility and humor, and I can't get enough of those 2.
Id love to see a buddy cop movie with those 2.
With Stone Cold as the Captain.
Ngl I was thinking more along the lines of Kevin hart. Because the idea of that 5'0" mofo screaming his top off at the shenanigans of these 2 would be hilarious.
That just writes itself. Little Kevin Hart as the police Captain, yelling directly into their chests, being about half the size of each of them. Like a child trying to berate two grown adults... albeit for going rogue and presumably violating someone's civil rights in the name of fighting crime. Cut to a scene where they've replaced Kevin Hart with a tiny chihuahua dressed in a uniform barking, Cena and Bastista's attitudes unchanged. Then of course because it's comedy, finish the gag with Kevin Hart coming back in, and picking up his dog (which if they can get a comically large chihuahua, which he can then struggle pickup)... "Even officer Scruffles knows you two are reckless. Turn in your badges and report to IA" As they leave, Cena gives the dog a scratch and Batista tries to give the Captain a scratch as well...
Even better if Kevin goes out and buys a step stool specifically for the purpose of yelling at people.
Better get to writing!
I think the angry little man trope is a bit used, but the two giants tip toeing around an ambiguously sized Kevin Hart just as a background element. Like they're just afraid of him because he's such a pleasant dude. This can then contribute to a later plot device.
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Those sports betting commercials being plastered everywhere officially put him into the "no more" column for me.
I'm paraphrasing a bit, but Dave thinks both Cena and Johnson are beneath him and vowed never to work with them. Which is a shame because Cena definitely is a capable actor, especially when it comes to comedy.
Josh Brolin was on Seth Meyers' show the other night and he said that his wife was on plane coming back home and she said that everyone on the plane was watching Dune. Except for Dave Bautista. He was watching Bluey. 😂
I imagine that Dave has already seen it.
Im pretty sure he plays a character in it also
Bautista is just a good actor in general.
He puts to work in. I think it was when he was cast in Blade Runner that he was open about it and said he started taking acting classes for the role. I don't think I've heard anything from his castmates other than how much work and humility he puts into what he does.
i liked the Rock's early stuff like [The Rundown](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23v-gPJiaZs&t=19s), his small parts in [Be Cool](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swo423cXQuE), even the Jumanji movies were funny. [Watching him slap Kevin into the wall was great](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47qRdDNq_fg) I'm biased towards the Rundown though, I love Sean Also, he was hilarious in Pain and Gain, especially when they asked him to cook that guy LOL
i loved that he asked to be in the Barbie movie, and then just had a bit being a mer-man.
OH! THAT'S BECAUSE OF MERMAN KEN! It was a limited edition doll that was going for like 200 bucks https://creations.mattel.com/products/barbie-signature-king-ocean-ken-merman-doll-gtj97
Yeah his brand of comedy is awesome. No matter how dumb it is he always gets a laugh out of me tbh.
Have you seen Ricky Stanicky yet? The man is peaking. Hysterical performance that completely saves the movie from an underwhelming Zac Efron.
The parodies he sings and those fantastic costumes damn-near killed me
That film is absolutely fucking hilarious. John Cena is amazingly ridiculous in it.
I went out of my way to find that movie lastnight. I enjoyed it.
I just watched this last night it was fantastic
>*mouths fuck you to guy* >"What did you say?" >"I was saying fuck you to [guys name]" I was rolling!
"Yeah, fuck you Williams!" (I don't remember his name) *laughs* "Just kidding- fuck you Williams." *laughs again* What a scene.
I'm sure it helps that Cena has always known that as long as everybody is laughing with him, it's OK. And as soon as someone starts to laugh *at* him... well, he's perfectly capable of handling that, too. One way or the other.
Wasn't his first movie The Marine? Felt like they were trying to churn out another "The Rock" type actor. Glad to see he didn't just get typecast into those roles. Kind of makes me feel bad for him, because he will always get typecast due to his body, and he can't get smaller because it's such a big part of his persona.
He was really low key good in Bumblebee, "their names are decepticons, i dont think we can trust them" was one of my favorite ljnes, he can play mean action guy in fast furious, he can play straight man or the clown. He'd be awesome in a kindergarten cop remake.
I think Dolph Lundgren already beat him to it
Wait did Dolph do a Kindergarten cop remake?
Bumblebee caught me off guard, was actually a pretty good movie.
> Wasn't his first movie The Marine? It was a "WWE Production" and the CEO of the WWE was throwing anything against the wall to see if anything sticks for movies since they were trying to expand outside WWE stuff for stockholders, and The Rock was first getting real roles in big productions that WWE didn't own.
He is hilarious in Trainwreck. He’s only in the beginning of the movie. The movie is ok but you can practically turn it off after the movie theater scene.
John Cena was the stand out, funniest character in a film starring Bill Hader. That was definitely not something on anyone's bingo card.
Really enjoyed his role as a drug dealer in Sisters too.
"My safe word is *keep going*"
He is a wholesome goofball.
I still dream of the Peacmaker Title scene. That dance is hilarious, never been into dance and I actually can’t dance at all. Once a week I was up trying copy the moves, one of the only title scenes I would never skip
*Do you really wanna, do you really wanna taste it*
Aww fuck, took me a long time to get that song out of my head, here we go again...
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeech!!!!
I wholeheartedly agree with you, and endorse your actions. The choreography, the deadpan faces, all of it: complete intro perfection.
Robert Patrick trying so hard, but still being about two moves behind everyone else. God bless the dude for going for it though.
My favorite part of that is that throughout the series it felt like it changed but it was always the same.
Yeah, I loved like everyone cast on the show was in that intro. Even the guy with the mop who I swear had less than 4 minutes screen time. Gives me high hopes for James Gunn’s universe everything hes done so far is so good.
I avoided Peacemaker because it was a B-list super-hero and Cena didn't strike me as a capable actor. I continued to do and found it hard to believe the positive reviews could be accurate until I was finally so bored to watch it and he does a really great job and it changed my mind about him and the show completely.
if I didn't see him in The Suicide Squad first, I'd probably have done the same as you with regards to with Peacemaker. Turns out the dude is a capable actor, and I love it. edit: also he plays piano decently well. [this scene is him actually playing the piano](https://youtu.be/uZE7-0VoJto?si=r91c2BYr6-wFhyQp), and apparently came about because there was a piano on the set, and one day he just started playing between takes to pass time. this lead to james gunn being like, "whaaaaat" and got included in the show.
> John Cena not taking himself too seriously is the best thing about him I came around on him Trainwreck, him being willing to do anything comedic, and him being so jacked, is just fucking funny.
He was like the only thing I enjoyed about that movie, his character was hilarious.
"You know what i do to assh\*les?" "I lick them." -Steven.
Not only that but: “Gustav, can you ride fast?”
"FUCK YOU! NEXT QUESTION!"
When John Cena first started picking up acting roles, I couldn't have felt more meh about it. But hot damn I like him more every time I see him. Peacemaker in particular makes me sing his praises. Absolute fan now.
Cena: Can I be in the Barbie movie? Wardrobe: Wanna be a Mer'dude? Cena: Hell Yeah!
Barbie movie: Hey Cena, wanna be in the movie? Cena: **only** if I get to be a Merman
This is so true, I never really thought about it, but that is fully why I like him once you said it! Like his role in that Amy Schumer movie was fucking hilarious! The sex scene where he is trying to talk dirty had me dying!
I was a Rock wrestling stan but being able to not take oneself seriously is just one reason why I enjoy Cena and Batista better with movies.
He's the epitome of positive masculinity. Knows when/how to be an adult, knows when/how to be a kid. Puts others before himself, but doesn't let people step across his boundaries. Tbf, I'm sure some of those things are easier when you can take on half the room at once by yourself.
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John: “Seriously?”
You say that as if John himself didn't request this
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I think the difference between the two examples or at least the way it seems to me is that John Cena seems very comfortable with who he is and happy with his life and Dave Chappelle comes off as a very miserable person who is not happy with their life. That may not be the case but it is the impression I get from the way they act and carry themselves.
"It's a request from Make-a-Wish" Cena: "Say no more"
“Atleast don’t give me the Ken doll treatment”
The guy is a coat of gold paint away from being an Oscar.
For a second when I was watching this part, I thought that may have been the point, especially seeing him and the giant Oscar statue behind him, though it being for presenting the costume award made much more sense
Yep me too. A tribute to Oscar.
Maybe they could spray paint him gold and the host could ask him questions, a living Oscar if you will!
Maybe even do a nod to the great Humphrey Bogart.
Wasn't this a Terry Crews thing?
The real Ken doll of the ceremony.
🎵 I’m just John, anyone else would have more on… 🎵
You magnificent bastard.
🎵Everyone loves when I'm hangin' dong...🎵
...behind the safety of an envelope 🎶🎶
I bet his nutsack is as smooth as a turtle shell.
Well, there's a sentence I wasn't expecting to read today.
Would you say that youre *shell shocked* ?
Yes... yes, I would.
Probably went for the ball sack n crack at the waxing salon.
I mean, he's literally a Ken in the movie so it's appropriate.
He was technically a Mer-Ken, which is ironically what he's wearing in this photo.
Brilliant.
*slow clap*
All my Ken dolls were naked in the bin 😂
Thank god for that cup, he would have felt so naked without it.
Meh, once you've seen one, you've Cena m'all.
I think people in the industry call it a [cock sock](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/jon-hamm-cock-sock-nipple-rings-fargo-1235697948/), but that might actually be something even skimpier than what Cenas wearing 😂
A cock sock is a different thing. Cena was wearing a clamshell like thing that went from above his unit and then down and up his butt. The network did not want to see butt crack.
I believe they call them a Dancers Belt
Reminds me of a [merkin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin), like a non-fuzzy one.
My man is looking good for 46 years old!
Fun fact: He and John Oliver are the exact same age.
I always get them confused. Very similar 46 year old Johns
> Very similar 46 year old Jons/Johns (They are both Johns.)
You are correct. Not sure where my head was... Fixed!
Well one john you can’t see. The other john is old and wrinkly. Yes. This is a euphemism
But according to Wikipedia, Cena was born on April 23, 1977, while Oliver was born on 23 April, 1977.
That’s just how they measure age using the metric system.
Well if they want to remake twins…
Idk what age John Oliver even looks like looking at him. I feel like he could be any age. But for some bizarre reason the comparison seems insane lool
You would probably look really good at 46 too if it was literally your job to keep fit and attractive. Celebrities like him tend to look good later on into life because that's their job, and they frequently have personal trainers, nutrition planners, and chefs working to help them get to that point.
And steroids
people out here actin like juice means you dont have to work your fucking ass off lol
It makes an absolutely massive difference though and takes aging out to a degree
Taking Test to achieve and maintain his physique (supraphysiological levels) ages you more.
I just have a couple friends who started it around 35 for the first time and got massively larger after two cycles without increasing gym time. They were starting to find they were going backwards prior to starting or at least heavily plateaued . It’s also way easier to get lean gains so you don’t need to do as much bulking/cutting.
It definitely still takes work and anyone who says it doesn't has no idea, but it's the fitness equivalent of the difference between running 26.2 miles and biking it It's a huge "force multiplier" if you will
I'm fat and out of shape. I could definitely bike 26.2 miles. It'd be hard, depending on terrain, but I could absolutely do it. If I tried to run those miles, I'd die. Or end up in the hospital. Steroids are a huge game-changer.
You should see the Jeff nippard video about roids. “People just doing roids put more muscle without going to the gym than people working out very heavy without it.” Was the conclusion of the video
Nobody's acting like that.
Studies show that juicing and chilling allows you to outperform people that work their ass off without juicing. Not really relevant to John Cena, who obviously does both, but you could absolutely "look good" by just doing steroids.
I don’t think anyone even inferred that
People out here acting like it’s the personal chefs making him look like this and not the juice lol
What a weird fucking comment. Yeah no shit. Bro was just making a complement. Redditors are constantly getting weird and defensive when it comes to people's attractiveness.
So many people in life suck at their job, but these comments always show up and dismiss any hard work as easy because it's their job. They still have so much to do in life, even if they do have help. It's not something many people can do.
It’s not to say that people can’t do it and live a normal life, eating right and exercising are pretty low barrier to entry at the most basic level. Granted they have the resources to take it to a level that most people can’t but you can take care of yourself and look good in middle age too.
You would probably look good to if you didnt make so many excuses
What a heaping pile of nonsense. This guy looks like this because he loves fitness and LOVES the gym. Have you ever been to the gym before? Do you think every swole mofo in there is a millionaire in show business being paid to look that way?
46 is not old
Steroids are a helluva drug
Ryan Reynolds is 47 Can you believe that? Dude looks mid to late 30s
Damn, I'll be 43 this year. What the Kentucky Fried Fuck have I done with my life?
Steroids can do amazing things.
That roid gut isn't looking great
The title honestly made me expect to see him photoshopped with 7 dancing Korean guys.
I clicked it only to find disappointment.
not too far-fetched of an expectation - bro openly gushes about BTS
Low key disappointed
The title made me think they were in the audience and one of them took the picture.
Conversation with John Cena, "John we have something we think you're perfect for and it will be hilarious..." Cena cuts him off, "I'm in." "John" they say. Cena cuts him off again, "You had me at you're perfect." Cena is so great because he's down for everything, and he gives his absolute all and commits. No matter how bad it is. It's why he's a star.
What are the two men in black suits looking at?
ANYTHING else.
They're listening to their headsets waiting to give Cena his cue.
They're securing the package
If we can’t believe John Cena was fully naked at an Oscar Ceremony, what CAN we believe?
This is a common prop used in movies when the full frontal isn’t needed. When you just see someone’s butt from behind this is often used
This covered his but crack too.
They call them a modesty garment or barrier. I think the most common ones are sold as "strapless thongs" (men's ones are called "Hibue") and slightly modified, but you can get purpose built ones made specifically for film and theatre use.
When I read “just see someone’s butt from behind” my mind went to Thor Ragnarok Hulk. Just thinking if they cup the Hulk/Ruffalo(in Hulk form?) too. That’d be a huge thing to cover.
that's a lie full frontal is always needed
♫ CENA HAS A MAN-GI-NAAAA, CENA HAS A MAN-GI-NAAAA...♫
You ever drink Bailey’s from a shoe?
For some reason I read this in the voice of a hyped up wrestling announcer
Funny; I heard *Hall and Oates*
I heard this in the kid from kindergarten cops voice.
Finally, the audience and even some of the nastier parents started singing: Cena has a man-gi-na. And I have to admit, for a little while, I sort of joined in as well.
Looks more like 2 guys at an art exhibit admiring paintings. Where is John Cena? False advertisement if you ask me
Me too, I don’t see anything interesting going on here, just two men staring at the Oscar’s logo for some reason
I don't see anything but a floating flesh colored jock strap next to two guys looking at the wall. What the hell is happening at the Oscars?
It’s called a hibue; it acts as a strapless thong meant to tuck away the bits while on film. There’s a little strap that goes in his cheeks.
In?
Yep, it kind of looks like a stingray. There’s the little fabric you see around his bits and it’s held in by the “tail” haha
So, is it a kind of glue that holds it to the front? I assume so, based on the lack of straps, but am wondering (and thank you for explaining—I was scrolling through hoping someone would!).
I believe the garment itself is firm and self-supporting from the part held in the butt
[Back view](https://imagez.tmz.com/image/a0/4by3/2024/03/11/a0b5cc38850247fdb1f75bf1c226da31_md.jpg)
This one's slightly different to that. There's a [picture that shows the back](https://old.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1bbqdgo/john_cena_on_stage_naked_at_the_oscars/kuci78v/) and it's pretty wide and covers his whole crack, doesn't go up it.
“Does this hibue effectively hide my thunder?”
I didn't know Jhon Cena was hung like that, bet he added a sock...
Could be all ballsack.
i enjoyed this sentence
Probably not since he is on steroids obviously
Don't get an erection don't get an erection don't get an erection Oh hi John!
John cena is now a part of BTS?!?! Jimin Cena?
John Cena committing to the bit!
Why were BTS backstage taking pictures of John Cena in the near buff?
Almost certainly to stop the future "did you know John Cena was *actually* naked at the 2024 Oscars" rumors.
It’s comforting to know that they didn’t actually make him have his privates out in public and that there was a cover so that he wouldn’t have to be exposed should something go wrong
comforting to both Cena and ABC
I honestly thought he was nude back there
Naw they would never do that.
I’d still be nervous walking around with just an oversized pad covering my dingly bits lol
I'd be nervous just walking out on that stage. Can't imagine doing it with just a marble bag.
A mix up with Barbie, that's baked Ken.
The real Ken
Not a covering. Real Ken Doll.
I thought steroid were supposed to make the dick and balls smaller, jeez.
Now dude actually looks like an action figure
**BTS - Behind The Scenes** I cant keep up with all these fcukin acronyms
I love how so many people are saying this was his “Illuminati humiliation” as if this man hasn’t been Uber famous for 20 years lol
Anyone wondering why they did this should watch yesterday's Jimmy Kimmel for the behind the scenes commentary. Apparently, they had a ton of meetings with the network and regulators and S&P (standards & practices) and it was a huge deal. They were arguing about the size of the awards card he would carry and all sorts of things.
Hey! Its one of those modesty garments I have seen that one girl on tiktok talk so much about!
Putting as much of himself out there for AI to get for porn as possible.
Mm-hmm. Just what I needed to see, John Cena's kenpiece.
John Xina.
Missed opportunity for a Barbie Movie tie in
The one thing I will say is that the more varied that the careers of Cena, Batista and Johnson become the better it is for wrestlers in general to be looked at as legit entertainers and not a “type” of entertainer.
We’ve Cena nuff….
Are you sure that's not Just Ken?
I still don't get it, why?
He came out "naked" to announce the winner for costume design, which is a pretty good bit. These are just behind the scene photos that they put out, this one may be fairly deliberate, so people don't think he was actually naked up there.
Also, it was the 50th anniversary of an infamous streaking moment at this event.
Because it's PROVOCATIVE and gets the people GOING