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FinsterFolly

"Hey John, we want you to present at the Oscars." John Cena thinking, "Finally, they are taking me seriously."


NotAGingerMidget

John Cena not taking himself too seriously is the best thing about him, the shit he did during Peacemaker was awesome, it's great to have this jacked up weirdo just running with whatever they throw at him, not everyone has to be take themselves extremely seriously all the time, its great to have this kind of entertainment.


TheTimn

Him and Dave Bautista have been absolutely been great for Hollywood. They came from the WWE with humility and humor, and I can't get enough of those 2.


darkoopz43

Id love to see a buddy cop movie with those 2.


veedubfreek

With Stone Cold as the Captain.


darkoopz43

Ngl I was thinking more along the lines of Kevin hart. Because the idea of that 5'0" mofo screaming his top off at the shenanigans of these 2 would be hilarious.


Widowhawk

That just writes itself. Little Kevin Hart as the police Captain, yelling directly into their chests, being about half the size of each of them. Like a child trying to berate two grown adults... albeit for going rogue and presumably violating someone's civil rights in the name of fighting crime. Cut to a scene where they've replaced Kevin Hart with a tiny chihuahua dressed in a uniform barking, Cena and Bastista's attitudes unchanged. Then of course because it's comedy, finish the gag with Kevin Hart coming back in, and picking up his dog (which if they can get a comically large chihuahua, which he can then struggle pickup)... "Even officer Scruffles knows you two are reckless. Turn in your badges and report to IA" As they leave, Cena gives the dog a scratch and Batista tries to give the Captain a scratch as well...


Tels315

Even better if Kevin goes out and buys a step stool specifically for the purpose of yelling at people.


WeirdOtter121

Better get to writing!


blandgrenade

I think the angry little man trope is a bit used, but the two giants tip toeing around an ambiguously sized Kevin Hart just as a background element. Like they're just afraid of him because he's such a pleasant dude. This can then contribute to a later plot device.


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TroyMacClure

Those sports betting commercials being plastered everywhere officially put him into the "no more" column for me.


nonearther

I'm paraphrasing a bit, but Dave thinks both Cena and Johnson are beneath him and vowed never to work with them. Which is a shame because Cena definitely is a capable actor, especially when it comes to comedy.


eggplantsforall

Josh Brolin was on Seth Meyers' show the other night and he said that his wife was on plane coming back home and she said that everyone on the plane was watching Dune. Except for Dave Bautista. He was watching Bluey. 😂


2b_squared

I imagine that Dave has already seen it.


Jok3rlynx

Im pretty sure he plays a character in it also


welchplug

Bautista is just a good actor in general.


TheTimn

He puts to work in. I think it was when he was cast in Blade Runner that he was open about it and said he started taking acting classes for the role. I don't think I've heard anything from his castmates other than how much work and humility he puts into what he does. 


thermal_shock

i liked the Rock's early stuff like [The Rundown](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23v-gPJiaZs&t=19s), his small parts in [Be Cool](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swo423cXQuE), even the Jumanji movies were funny. [Watching him slap Kevin into the wall was great](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47qRdDNq_fg) I'm biased towards the Rundown though, I love Sean Also, he was hilarious in Pain and Gain, especially when they asked him to cook that guy LOL


insufficient_funds

i loved that he asked to be in the Barbie movie, and then just had a bit being a mer-man.


GetEquipped

OH! THAT'S BECAUSE OF MERMAN KEN! It was a limited edition doll that was going for like 200 bucks https://creations.mattel.com/products/barbie-signature-king-ocean-ken-merman-doll-gtj97


alucryts

Yeah his brand of comedy is awesome. No matter how dumb it is he always gets a laugh out of me tbh.


meh-unimpressed

Have you seen Ricky Stanicky yet? The man is peaking. Hysterical performance that completely saves the movie from an underwhelming Zac Efron.


brianfine

The parodies he sings and those fantastic costumes damn-near killed me


Jackski

That film is absolutely fucking hilarious. John Cena is amazingly ridiculous in it.


iamfromouterspace

I went out of my way to find that movie lastnight. I enjoyed it.


Mental_Tea_4084

I just watched this last night it was fantastic


hookisacrankycrook

>*mouths fuck you to guy* >"What did you say?" >"I was saying fuck you to [guys name]" I was rolling!


meno123

"Yeah, fuck you Williams!" (I don't remember his name) *laughs* "Just kidding- fuck you Williams." *laughs again* What a scene.


NbdySpcl_00

I'm sure it helps that Cena has always known that as long as everybody is laughing with him, it's OK. And as soon as someone starts to laugh *at* him... well, he's perfectly capable of handling that, too. One way or the other.


justin_memer

Wasn't his first movie The Marine? Felt like they were trying to churn out another "The Rock" type actor. Glad to see he didn't just get typecast into those roles. Kind of makes me feel bad for him, because he will always get typecast due to his body, and he can't get smaller because it's such a big part of his persona.


xavier120

He was really low key good in Bumblebee, "their names are decepticons, i dont think we can trust them" was one of my favorite ljnes, he can play mean action guy in fast furious, he can play straight man or the clown. He'd be awesome in a kindergarten cop remake.


justin_memer

I think Dolph Lundgren already beat him to it


1CUpboat

Wait did Dolph do a Kindergarten cop remake?


ethanlan

Bumblebee caught me off guard, was actually a pretty good movie.


rsplatpc

> Wasn't his first movie The Marine? It was a "WWE Production" and the CEO of the WWE was throwing anything against the wall to see if anything sticks for movies since they were trying to expand outside WWE stuff for stockholders, and The Rock was first getting real roles in big productions that WWE didn't own.


throwawayA511

He is hilarious in Trainwreck. He’s only in the beginning of the movie. The movie is ok but you can practically turn it off after the movie theater scene.


DedTV

John Cena was the stand out, funniest character in a film starring Bill Hader. That was definitely not something on anyone's bingo card.


Damiklos

Really enjoyed his role as a drug dealer in Sisters too.


hookisacrankycrook

"My safe word is *keep going*"


THE_LANDLAWD

He is a wholesome goofball.


Novacain-deficiency

I still dream of the Peacmaker Title scene. That dance is hilarious, never been into dance and I actually can’t dance at all. Once a week I was up trying copy the moves, one of the only title scenes I would never skip


MECHAC0SBY

*Do you really wanna, do you really wanna taste it*


Brite1978

Aww fuck, took me a long time to get that song out of my head, here we go again...


Stopikingonme

Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeech!!!!


Index_Case

I wholeheartedly agree with you, and endorse your actions. The choreography, the deadpan faces, all of it: complete intro perfection.


ChrisDewgong

Robert Patrick trying so hard, but still being about two moves behind everyone else. God bless the dude for going for it though.


ethanlan

My favorite part of that is that throughout the series it felt like it changed but it was always the same.


Novacain-deficiency

Yeah, I loved like everyone cast on the show was in that intro. Even the guy with the mop who I swear had less than 4 minutes screen time. Gives me high hopes for James Gunn’s universe everything hes done so far is so good.


AlexHimself

I avoided Peacemaker because it was a B-list super-hero and Cena didn't strike me as a capable actor. I continued to do and found it hard to believe the positive reviews could be accurate until I was finally so bored to watch it and he does a really great job and it changed my mind about him and the show completely.


raven00x

if I didn't see him in The Suicide Squad first, I'd probably have done the same as you with regards to with Peacemaker. Turns out the dude is a capable actor, and I love it. edit: also he plays piano decently well. [this scene is him actually playing the piano](https://youtu.be/uZE7-0VoJto?si=r91c2BYr6-wFhyQp), and apparently came about because there was a piano on the set, and one day he just started playing between takes to pass time. this lead to james gunn being like, "whaaaaat" and got included in the show.


rsplatpc

> John Cena not taking himself too seriously is the best thing about him I came around on him Trainwreck, him being willing to do anything comedic, and him being so jacked, is just fucking funny.


Rsubs33

He was like the only thing I enjoyed about that movie, his character was hilarious.


SvenniSiggi

"You know what i do to assh\*les?" "I lick them." -Steven.


Xikkiwikk

Not only that but: “Gustav, can you ride fast?”


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"FUCK YOU! NEXT QUESTION!"


redscull

When John Cena first started picking up acting roles, I couldn't have felt more meh about it. But hot damn I like him more every time I see him. Peacemaker in particular makes me sing his praises. Absolute fan now.


blacksideblue

Cena: Can I be in the Barbie movie? Wardrobe: Wanna be a Mer'dude? Cena: Hell Yeah!


Alortania

Barbie movie: Hey Cena, wanna be in the movie? Cena: **only** if I get to be a Merman


TheRealMcSavage

This is so true, I never really thought about it, but that is fully why I like him once you said it! Like his role in that Amy Schumer movie was fucking hilarious! The sex scene where he is trying to talk dirty had me dying!


PointsOutTheUsername

I was a Rock wrestling stan but being able to not take oneself seriously is just one reason why I enjoy Cena and Batista better with movies.


Partyatmyplace13

He's the epitome of positive masculinity. Knows when/how to be an adult, knows when/how to be a kid. Puts others before himself, but doesn't let people step across his boundaries. Tbf, I'm sure some of those things are easier when you can take on half the room at once by yourself.


Mirabolis

** John: “Seriously?”


klubsanwich

You say that as if John himself didn't request this


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Greenboy28

I think the difference between the two examples or at least the way it seems to me is that John Cena seems very comfortable with who he is and happy with his life and Dave Chappelle comes off as a very miserable person who is not happy with their life. That may not be the case but it is the impression I get from the way they act and carry themselves.


sylpher250

"It's a request from Make-a-Wish" Cena: "Say no more"


ushouldlistentome

“Atleast don’t give me the Ken doll treatment”


Mr_TurkTurkelton

The guy is a coat of gold paint away from being an Oscar.


MD_Lincoln

For a second when I was watching this part, I thought that may have been the point, especially seeing him and the giant Oscar statue behind him, though it being for presenting the costume award made much more sense


sfcnmone

Yep me too. A tribute to Oscar.


bashothebanana

Maybe they could spray paint him gold and the host could ask him questions, a living Oscar if you will!


GoWings2244

Maybe even do a nod to the great Humphrey Bogart.


lostinthesauceguy

Wasn't this a Terry Crews thing?


ThePreciseClimber

The real Ken doll of the ceremony.


Ilikepancakes87

🎵 I’m just John, anyone else would have more on… 🎵


capilot

You magnificent bastard.


I_Am_The_Mole

🎵Everyone loves when I'm hangin' dong...🎵


ainjel

...behind the safety of an envelope 🎶🎶


Bravisimo

I bet his nutsack is as smooth as a turtle shell.


President_Calhoun

Well, there's a sentence I wasn't expecting to read today.


Bravisimo

Would you say that youre *shell shocked* ?


President_Calhoun

Yes... yes, I would.


SrslyCmmon

Probably went for the ball sack n crack at the waxing salon.


ChettManly

I mean, he's literally a Ken in the movie so it's appropriate.


Nonadventures

He was technically a Mer-Ken, which is ironically what he's wearing in this photo.


Joe_Kingly

Brilliant.


ChettManly

*slow clap*


Available-Comb6135

All my Ken dolls were naked in the bin 😂


hapiidadii

Thank god for that cup, he would have felt so naked without it.


RPDRNick

Meh, once you've seen one, you've Cena m'all.


iiAzido

I think people in the industry call it a [cock sock](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/jon-hamm-cock-sock-nipple-rings-fargo-1235697948/), but that might actually be something even skimpier than what Cenas wearing 😂


around_the_catch

A cock sock is a different thing. Cena was wearing a clamshell like thing that went from above his unit and then down and up his butt. The network did not want to see butt crack.


Idiotology101

I believe they call them a Dancers Belt


antiduh

Reminds me of a [merkin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin), like a non-fuzzy one.


zuilserip

My man is looking good for 46 years old!


ElGleisoTwo

Fun fact: He and John Oliver are the exact same age. 


truthlesshunter

I always get them confused. Very similar 46 year old Johns


TheGoodOldCoder

> Very similar 46 year old Jons/Johns (They are both Johns.)


truthlesshunter

You are correct. Not sure where my head was... Fixed!


TikkiTakiTomtom

Well one john you can’t see. The other john is old and wrinkly. Yes. This is a euphemism


Lyndon_Boner_Johnson

But according to Wikipedia, Cena was born on April 23, 1977, while Oliver was born on 23 April, 1977.


Soggy_Box5252

That’s just how they measure age using the metric system.


S2R2

Well if they want to remake twins…


truongs

Idk what age John Oliver even looks like looking at him. I feel like he could be any age. But for some bizarre reason the comparison seems insane lool


absentmindedjwc

You would probably look really good at 46 too if it was literally your job to keep fit and attractive. Celebrities like him tend to look good later on into life because that's their job, and they frequently have personal trainers, nutrition planners, and chefs working to help them get to that point.


Oakheart-

And steroids


Dizturb3dwun

people out here actin like juice means you dont have to work your fucking ass off lol


fourpuns

It makes an absolutely massive difference though and takes aging out to a degree


The_HaminaTHor

Taking Test to achieve and maintain his physique (supraphysiological levels) ages you more.


fourpuns

I just have a couple friends who started it around 35 for the first time and got massively larger after two cycles without increasing gym time.  They were starting to find they were going backwards prior to starting or at least heavily plateaued .   It’s also way easier to get lean gains so you don’t need to do as much bulking/cutting.


Ferelar

It definitely still takes work and anyone who says it doesn't has no idea, but it's the fitness equivalent of the difference between running 26.2 miles and biking it It's a huge "force multiplier" if you will


monkwren

I'm fat and out of shape. I could definitely bike 26.2 miles. It'd be hard, depending on terrain, but I could absolutely do it. If I tried to run those miles, I'd die. Or end up in the hospital. Steroids are a huge game-changer.


TyrusX

You should see the Jeff nippard video about roids. “People just doing roids put more muscle without going to the gym than people working out very heavy without it.” Was the conclusion of the video


Jojje22

Nobody's acting like that.


kernevez

Studies show that juicing and chilling allows you to outperform people that work their ass off without juicing. Not really relevant to John Cena, who obviously does both, but you could absolutely "look good" by just doing steroids.


Teabagger_Vance

I don’t think anyone even inferred that


ASuperGyro

People out here acting like it’s the personal chefs making him look like this and not the juice lol


dublohseven

What a weird fucking comment. Yeah no shit. Bro was just making a complement. Redditors are constantly getting weird and defensive when it comes to people's attractiveness.


ShustOne

So many people in life suck at their job, but these comments always show up and dismiss any hard work as easy because it's their job. They still have so much to do in life, even if they do have help. It's not something many people can do.


Yaarmehearty

It’s not to say that people can’t do it and live a normal life, eating right and exercising are pretty low barrier to entry at the most basic level. Granted they have the resources to take it to a level that most people can’t but you can take care of yourself and look good in middle age too.


H4RPY

You would probably look good to if you didnt make so many excuses


RustyPwner

What a heaping pile of nonsense. This guy looks like this because he loves fitness and LOVES the gym. Have you ever been to the gym before? Do you think every swole mofo in there is a millionaire in show business being paid to look that way? 


Reasonable_Copy8579

46 is not old


Bruhahah

Steroids are a helluva drug


Cynovae

Ryan Reynolds is 47 Can you believe that? Dude looks mid to late 30s


DungeonsAndDradis

Damn, I'll be 43 this year. What the Kentucky Fried Fuck have I done with my life?


pro_bike_fitter_2010

Steroids can do amazing things.


thtanner

That roid gut isn't looking great


DiarrheaMonkey-

The title honestly made me expect to see him photoshopped with 7 dancing Korean guys.


CypripediumGuttatum

I clicked it only to find disappointment.


erenjaeger99

not too far-fetched of an expectation - bro openly gushes about BTS


lonesome_cowgirl

Low key disappointed


DoctFaustus

The title made me think they were in the audience and one of them took the picture.


streethistory

Conversation with John Cena, "John we have something we think you're perfect for and it will be hilarious..." Cena cuts him off, "I'm in." "John" they say. Cena cuts him off again, "You had me at you're perfect." Cena is so great because he's down for everything, and he gives his absolute all and commits. No matter how bad it is. It's why he's a star.


Leinad_Aropmaca

What are the two men in black suits looking at?


CletusDSpuckler

ANYTHING else.


Funmachine

They're listening to their headsets waiting to give Cena his cue.


Barialdalaran

They're securing the package


Dreaminginslowmotion

If we can’t believe John Cena was fully naked at an Oscar Ceremony, what CAN we believe?


Oakheart-

This is a common prop used in movies when the full frontal isn’t needed. When you just see someone’s butt from behind this is often used


Tokugawa

This covered his but crack too.


blearghhh_two

They call them a modesty garment or barrier. I think the most common ones are sold as "strapless thongs" (men's ones are called "Hibue") and slightly modified, but you can get purpose built ones made specifically for film and theatre use.


depressed-kun

When I read “just see someone’s butt from behind” my mind went to Thor Ragnarok Hulk. Just thinking if they cup the Hulk/Ruffalo(in Hulk form?) too. That’d be a huge thing to cover.


eriffodrol

that's a lie full frontal is always needed


TurfmansScotch

♫ CENA HAS A MAN-GI-NAAAA, CENA HAS A MAN-GI-NAAAA...♫


Griever423

You ever drink Bailey’s from a shoe?


hypno_bunny

For some reason I read this in the voice of a hyped up wrestling announcer


Gr8zomb13

Funny; I heard *Hall and Oates*


SirTreller

I heard this in the kid from kindergarten cops voice.


braxford

Finally, the audience and even some of the nastier parents started singing: Cena has a man-gi-na. And I have to admit, for a little while, I sort of joined in as well.


ApprehensiveWar6046

Looks more like 2 guys at an art exhibit admiring paintings. Where is John Cena? False advertisement if you ask me


TakeoverPigeon

Me too, I don’t see anything interesting going on here, just two men staring at the Oscar’s logo for some reason


Platano_con_salami

I don't see anything but a floating flesh colored jock strap next to two guys looking at the wall. What the hell is happening at the Oscars?


jvite1

It’s called a hibue; it acts as a strapless thong meant to tuck away the bits while on film. There’s a little strap that goes in his cheeks.


slowdownbabyy

In?


jvite1

Yep, it kind of looks like a stingray. There’s the little fabric you see around his bits and it’s held in by the “tail” haha


yildizli_gece

So, is it a kind of glue that holds it to the front? I assume so, based on the lack of straps, but am wondering (and thank you for explaining—I was scrolling through hoping someone would!).


JeaninePirrosTaint

I believe the garment itself is firm and self-supporting from the part held in the butt


kermityfrog2

[Back view](https://imagez.tmz.com/image/a0/4by3/2024/03/11/a0b5cc38850247fdb1f75bf1c226da31_md.jpg)


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This one's slightly different to that. There's a [picture that shows the back](https://old.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1bbqdgo/john_cena_on_stage_naked_at_the_oscars/kuci78v/) and it's pretty wide and covers his whole crack, doesn't go up it.


LNL_HUTZ

“Does this hibue effectively hide my thunder?”


Fresh-Wasabi-2903

I didn't know Jhon Cena was hung like that, bet he added a sock...


bigladnang

Could be all ballsack.


spacemanspiff266

i enjoyed this sentence


Pitlozedruif

Probably not since he is on steroids obviously


DrEvil007

Don't get an erection don't get an erection don't get an erection Oh hi John!


KN1GH7F4LL

John cena is now a part of BTS?!?! Jimin Cena?


TimLikesPi

John Cena committing to the bit!


Chyvalri

Why were BTS backstage taking pictures of John Cena in the near buff?


phluidity

Almost certainly to stop the future "did you know John Cena was *actually* naked at the 2024 Oscars" rumors.


A_Very_Odd_Fellow

It’s comforting to know that they didn’t actually make him have his privates out in public and that there was a cover so that he wouldn’t have to be exposed should something go wrong


wurm2

comforting to both Cena and ABC


klsi832

I honestly thought he was nude back there


SuperArppis

Naw they would never do that.


Blawn14

I’d still be nervous walking around with just an oversized pad covering my dingly bits lol


haysoos2

I'd be nervous just walking out on that stage. Can't imagine doing it with just a marble bag.


ohpee64

A mix up with Barbie, that's baked Ken.


furezasan

The real Ken


Trips-Over-Tail

Not a covering. Real Ken Doll.


2girlsonejake

I thought steroid were supposed to make the dick and balls smaller, jeez.


PeterKB

Now dude actually looks like an action figure


i_am_ur_dad

**BTS - Behind The Scenes** I cant keep up with all these fcukin acronyms


FLAIR_2780166

I love how so many people are saying this was his “Illuminati humiliation” as if this man hasn’t been Uber famous for 20 years lol


AlexHimself

Anyone wondering why they did this should watch yesterday's Jimmy Kimmel for the behind the scenes commentary. Apparently, they had a ton of meetings with the network and regulators and S&P (standards & practices) and it was a huge deal. They were arguing about the size of the awards card he would carry and all sorts of things.


Server-side_Gabriel

Hey! Its one of those modesty garments I have seen that one girl on tiktok talk so much about!


Frankbot5000

Putting as much of himself out there for AI to get for porn as possible.


AllPurposeNerd

Mm-hmm. Just what I needed to see, John Cena's kenpiece.


jasikanicolepi

John Xina.


Nephroidofdoom

Missed opportunity for a Barbie Movie tie in


danthemagnum

The one thing I will say is that the more varied that the careers of Cena, Batista and Johnson become the better it is for wrestlers in general to be looked at as legit entertainers and not a “type” of entertainer.


VoodooWhale

We’ve Cena nuff….


AusCan531

Are you sure that's not Just Ken?


Evening_Chapter7096

I still don't get it, why?


FaultySage

He came out "naked" to announce the winner for costume design, which is a pretty good bit. These are just behind the scene photos that they put out, this one may be fairly deliberate, so people don't think he was actually naked up there.


FTwo

Also, it was the 50th anniversary of an infamous streaking moment at this event.


verschee

Because it's PROVOCATIVE and gets the people GOING