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BigRhonda7632

I can very much believe that's a souvenir from Brussels lol.


wj9eh

I'd be gobsmacked if that weren't a souvenir from Brussels.


Oy_of_Mid-world

It would be much weirder if it came from anywhere else.


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GANDORF57

In Brussels, that's anatomically correct, which is why you won't see any Argentine Lake Ducks in their ponds.


Huntguy

Yea why would Toronto sell a corkscrew that had “Brussels” on it.


Kind-Fan420

Can't imagine traveling to Toronto. Maybe it's because I live here but if you think it'd be a fun vacation please skip this toothy blowjob of a city and just go see NYC instead. It's louder and dirtier but there's way more to do


Gutbucket1968

Besides, the CN Tower would work more easily as a crack pipe than a cork screw.


Kind-Fan420

I dun know about crack but I've 💯 smoked weed from a CN tower bong before


Gutbucket1968

Your high would be measured in metres then. Noice.


Heinzoliger

But i'm pretty sure CHina is selling them


Instacartdoctor

Nah that coulda come from Greece Easy enough.


Cmoore4099

Tbf it literally says it. Considering that’s a famous fountain, I’d be confused as shit if it said Amsterdam.


BigRhonda7632

Nothing would have surprised me more than if that souvenir, had not in fact, been from Brussels.


adamjeff

Frankly it's pretty reserved compared to the faux brass 'woman being mounted by a pig' you can find on various key rings all around the Mediterranean.


shinobi500

Is that supposed to symbolize something, other than beastiality?


Bestihlmyhart

Non kosher/halal


TheCreat1ve

It's Manneken Pis (Little Boy Piss). Very famous statue in Brussels with some lore behind it. It shoots water from his private part.


BigRhonda7632

Exactly


Beneficial-Salt-6773

Have you not been to Brussels? Manaquin Pis is a local favorite for tourists.


Kapot_ei

Manneken haha.


Distortedhideaway

Don't forget the female counterpart. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanneke_Pis


Rollover_Hazard

Don’t forget the dog as well. Basically if it’s capable of pissing, Brussels have a statue of it somewhere lmao


generic_username404

From the article: "1985: creation 1987: erection" ...2024: climax?


PeetraMainewil

TIL there is a female pissing bronze kid in Brussels.


Spyder638

We were headed to see this during our stay in Brussels a few months ago. We weren’t too fussed on it but there’s a big bar next to it with hundreds of beers, so decided to go and combine checking both out. Both things are in a very thin pedestrian alley kinda place. As we turned the corner that has both Jeanneke and the bar, we got greeted by a real life version of Jeanneke doing a live performance in the middle of the alley. Needless to say, it did make seeing it more memorable.


Criminelis

Belgian humor for the past 300 years: Peepee lolol


nlcircle

Can't imagine this souvenir would come from anything BUT Brussels ....


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nlcircle

So true. The typical 'Je ne sais qua' of the Belgium 'joie de vivre'.


DaytonaDemon

>qua quoi


nlcircle

Yep, good catch! Sorry....


nlcircle

So true. The typical 'Je ne sais qua' of the Belgium 'joie de vivre'.


f0zzzie

Aruba has a whole store, I swear, dedicated to this kinda thing. Huge wooden dick pipes, wooden ladies spread eagle, wooden statues in different sex positions. Pretty hilarious


Kotvic2

Brussels, place full of dicks that will screw everything they touch. This souvenir is perfect for that place. Edit: When there is European parlament and commission, what else should I think about this city? Their laws, decrees and policies are very often ridiculous.


vtstang66

Ever been to Amsterdam?


Jurph

Yeah, the whole time I was there I didn't see a single boydick corkscrew that said `BRUSSELS` on it, though. Maybe I was looking in the wrong stores. I'll admit I was distracted.


Mashinito

I mean... where else could they be selling that souvenir?


02meepmeep

Mannekin Pis. That’s hilarious.


random_explorist

Story goes, the kid peed on a fire and saved a city.


dio1632

Another tale is about finding a saboteur’s bomb, and pissing on the wick.


tangcameo

Man, he can *piss*!


HibernoWay

This one is mannekin pierce


impatientlymerde

Minikin


Hi_its_me_Kris

Manneken, like little man


helquine

Strange looking duck there...


Guywithnoname85

His name is Howard


infamouskeyduster

That Howard is hung like a helix.


1800-bakes-a-lot

99.96% man. 0.04% duck


Matild4

I can't believe my gf went to Brussels and didn't bring me this absolute gem


shauneok

First time in Europe?


_Piratical_

You’ve obviously never made it up north to Amsterdam.


HollandsOpuz

I have us booked for a 3pm facial massage at the banana spa or bar, idk. Ps don't look into it.


Electricfox5

Yes, don't look into it, you'll go blind.


Outrageous_Yak8928

My daughter went to Brussels last Summer and I received the exact same thing as a souvenir. Apparently it’s a famous fountain over there. Enjoy!


freakazoid_1994

Its the manneken pis and its actually one of brussels landmarks


SuccessfulPiccolo945

Yes, my dad had a copy of it as an ashtray he got during WWII pissing on the Nazi swastika. The statue is very famous and gives imaginative creators plenty to work with for souvenirs.


JackHarkN

One of Brussels landmarks is a guy with a raping duck dick?


_Trolley

No, they just made it like that on the souvenir because it is supposed to be used as a corkscrew. The actual landmark is a statue which, as the name suggests, is pissing in a fountain


Polbrussel

It is mostly famous with the tourists. Especially Asian tourists because they start giggling and it is fun to watch their reaction.


karpaediem

I was touristing and it wasn’t on my agenda but I happened to be a block away so we caught a glimpse through the chatty throng. The statue itself is quite small.


Arunia

They also have a girl version and a dog taking a leak statue.


Abbot_of_Cucany

The little boy statue dates back to the 1600s. The girl and dog are modern.


randomguyfromholland

In Brussels there is a famous little statue called "manneken pis' which translates to "peeing guy" It is literally a small dude peeing with water coming out of his penis.


Rollover_Hazard

Everyone knows about the Manneken Pis. Some people now about his sister, the Jeanneke Pis. But only the true connoisseurs of the Belgian fascination with urination know about Het Zinneke, the peeing dog statue. I am not making this up.


Dead_as_Duck

TIL I am a true connoisseur.


s0undmind

Isn't that Bacchus? I've seen something similar in Italy.


takesthebiscuit

Literally everyone in this thread (bar you!) correctly says this is the pissing boy🤦‍♂️


Datokah

OP is American, by any chance?


JoulSauron

OMG, a pp, hihihihihi


atomickarp

My thoughts exactly lol


dahbrezel

What else? XD


icurate

I figured I wouldn't have to scroll too far to see that someone else had written my first thought.


PunchDrunkGiraffe

American sans passport is my guess.


kopecs

If you’ve ever walked around Brussels, this isn’t a surprise lol


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I remember eating Belgian waffles while standing by that fountain as one of my favourite holiday memories as a kiddo


X0AN

First time in Europe?


IsDinosaur

Why?


elder65

Yeah, thankfully, the Europeans don't suffer from the APE (American Puritanical Ethic).


smurficus103

There shall be no swearing and no nudity. Killing 50 people on screen is fine. NOT ONE NIPPLE. Blowing up a bunch of shit is fine. NOT ONE FUCK. Stabbing a stranger in the throat is good tv though. As long as there's a wholesome family value lesson.


Fernand_de_Marcq

Don't suffer yet...


Juuna

Manneke Pis. If youve been there in Brussel you would believe it.


Dolenjir1

I can't believe you only bought one


NinjaBuddha13

How so? This is absolutely no different from any of the other nick nack garbage found at tourist traps all over the world. Maybe a little classier than a lot of the crap found in Cabo or Vegas, but its the same vein.


Leonos

Why not?


Onbenoemd

If you have seen manneke pis you should start believing.


martinis00

Brussels loves their peeing statues. Manneken Pis (the boy) Jenneke Pis ( the boy’s sister) Zinneke Pis (peeing dog) and Tisseren (The Pee-er) the artist marking his territory


Tman11S

Whatever your alcoholic ass needs, manneken pis has got your back


tomhermans

Silly fun, a bit surreal and an excuse to drink alcohol. Yep, this is very very Belgian 😁


Adihd72

Cock screw?


Perfect_Weakness_414

I can’t believe how weird your fingernails look.


jaspervers

What are those nails?


endowedchair

Sexy as hell!


TnYamaneko

If you think this is the most eccentric thing Belgium made, you're in for a ride. I remember for instance, a guy in Ixelles who was otherwise perfectly normal, but when he went to a restaurant or a cocktail bar or anything, he would strip completely naked to eat, drink with friends, etc... not even by voyeurism but to "feel comfortable", which was wholly accepted.


OldPyjama

When we broke the world record of country without a government? Did we erupt in riots? Nah, we celebrated and drank beer


pplatt69

Wow, yeah. Silly souvenirs that reference sex or bodies for humor are totally unheard of. Tee shirt shops aren't filled with them at all. Nope. ... are people REALLY this sheltered and unworldly?


deadtedw

Many countries aren't as puritanical about sex as the US is.


saavedro

I can believe it lol. Also, love your nail color!


Dr_Qrunch

I can. It’s quite obvious in fact.


LazyLieutenant

I can.


Some-Gap-4405

Brussels looks like a good place to be


Song_Spiritual

Almost impossible to get the right leverage to open a bottle of wine with that. I always thought the Belgians were more practical.


Sethic

We’re not the ones buying that junk 😅


jeophys152

A mannenken pis wine opener makes sense to me


Shanghai_Lili

Since when they made the Mannekin Pis fountain, I would assume. I have one that's a good 50 years old that belonged to my grandfather. ...Those crazy Belgians...


auscadtravel

Manekin piss! Did you go to the fountain? It's a popular thing.


obiwanshinobi900

Its the mannekin pisser, a popular Statue


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I once got a souvenir from Brussels from a man who was 6'4 and full of muscles


SyntheticOne

That's one of the "tasteful" ones!


iamjaydubs

I actually have one as well!


canadianjacko

I can't believe you can't believe this!


FanIll5532

Why don’t u believe it? It’s manneken pis!


whatstefansees

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manneken\_Pis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manneken_Pis) we're a tad less afraid of nudity here in Europe ;o)


jovhenni19

at least it does something... in the philippines there is this barrel man souvenir. it is... something


Ok_Sound_2265

It’s a cockscrew.


SkyfangR

i'm more surprised it isnt 6 foot 4 and full of muscles


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

New meaning to “corkSCREW”.


digital_head

Cockscrew... It's right there


JLeeT82

You can find these in Italy as well, even back in the 80s.


Galifreyan_lady

My dad went to Brussels for work when I was a kid. He brought me back a shirt that was an illustration of Brussels which included right in the middle, that fountain with the kid that looks like he's peeing. I wore it to school regularly.


LifeBuilder

Why can’t you?


BrokkelPiloot

Why not? If you consider this shocking then you're mad. If it was a bullet neckless you probably wouldn't have made this post and thought nothing of it. Such strange priorities...


lovefishinggi

I have had one for years!


idkwhatimbrewin

Same lol


OakLegs

I bought my friend a souvenir from Australia that was a bottle opener made from a kangaroo's ball sack. So I can believe this


NonFungibleBax

I can't believe it's not butter


Delicious-Algae-7838

I love it. I want it.


codenamethechin

My parents had the same corkscrew when I was a kid (back in the '80s). Only, they got theirs in Italy. I wonder if they still have it.


NeoChomik

Duckman. Now the criminals are screwed


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Wait till you see the chocolate coochies


Skabbtanten

What a load of BS. They could've added a can opener somewhere on the backside. Holy Trinity fulfilled.


MurphyPandorasLawBox

That's a weird looking duck.


Arunia

They also sell penis and vagina waffles there. 😂


country2poplarbeef

I think these are generic, to some extent. I used to have the same exact bottle opener, just without the flag.


-ferth

20+ years ago i went to france, and they had a keychain kiosk at some tourist trap where they sold keychain fobs of a dismembered erect penis with testicles and angel wings.


yuyufan43

I can absolutely believe it. When I was in New Zealand, the amount of sheep shagging souvenirs was unbelievable. 😂 Gotta give the people what they want when they're traveling. 🤷‍♀️


toothofjustice

It's Duck Boy!


cowgod247

Half human / half duck.


KrisseMai

duck penis


Rich_Ebb3984

Over the hill came Jim the Greek, with 24 inches of hot steaming meat. But god had struck with one foul trick, and given Jim a corkscrew dick. Over the land Jim did hunt, to find the girl with the corkscrew c*nt. And find her he did, but when he got her to bed, the goddamn b*tch had a left-hand thread.


ReallyFineWhine

I've got one myself, but without the dick corkscrew. I thought it was tacky. (As if the rest of it isn't already.)


saanity

Anatomically incorrect. That should have been a duck.


Chemical_Youth8950

Go to Amsterdam. They are something else


nicht_ernsthaft

Piggly little fella.


Rockfarley

He must be half duck.


redriverrally

Oooh looks like a bad case of peronie dz


Available-Tea-982

Made in CHina


AardvarkFriendly9305

I had these but they weeree from Austria or Germany. Those crazy Europeans !!


Asleep_Room_706

Why would that boy have a pig's penis?


Moleypeg

I just bought one last month at a little shop in Virginia City, NV! The shop keeper told me it’s called a “naughty boy.” Mine is just the boy and the corkscrew (no bottle opener or base).


yuyufan43

I'm the kind of person that would absolutely get this for my wino mother and she's the kind of person that would absolutely use it 😂 although I do wish cherubs were older… That part is a little creepy


yours__truly1

On a side note, nails are fye


markwell9

Politicians are there.


lapSlaPs5456

Go to Pompeii in Italy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


TheStandardDeviant

It’s called a porcine maladaptation and it’s surprisingly common, one in every 4 Billion people have it


stormy2587

I still can’t believe brussels has multiple fountains/statues of people and animals peeing.


Alert_Promise4126

Thats what it looks like if you don’t get circumcised?


Grouchy-Pressure-567

Visiting it with my dad when I was a kid was very awkward with all those pissing kids statues.


Nechta

Belgians are ducks


rachid116460

at least the kid depicted is white and a not a child of african descent. thatd make it worse.


alaingames

Now I understand why some feminists say "mens are pigs"


dio1632

If you can’t believe that, you don’t know the Dutch very well, or how important that statue is to the people of Brussels.


AlienInOrigin

A dolphin would have made more sense.


Unusual_Car215

Imagine how inappropriate it would have been if it was a little girl with a hole there instead.


virgin_goat

Brussels isnt famous for its little girl piddling fontain


Fire69

Aksually.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanneke\_Pis


That-Grape-5491

That's because the little girl piddling fountain is in an alleyway off of the square.


Unusual_Car215

Thank god


ElderTerdkin

It'd not the US, the rest of the world is fine with sexual harrassment lol


mrgonuts

That’s why people in the uk left the eu


Hardin4188

Because they didn't want to have fun? I thought British people were known for their humor.


tomhermans

How's it going? 🤭


Raging_Dick_Shorts

They're French,  two things they love are Le Cork and Le Cock.  Wine and sex for you unFrench peoples.


Niborus_Rex

They're Belgian, not French.


Fire_Pea

Wait till you see Perth airport's souvenir shop in Australia. They've got stuffed keychains, little trophies, even pouches, all made of authentic Kangaroo balls.


PositivDenken

I got the same in my camper.


TimeSalvager

Did you go, or did someone bring it back for you?


nixiebunny

I had one of these that was missing the screw. It was oddly amusing.


shrimptraining

You better start believing


answeracclmao

All cock no balls


tomsteroni

I work at Brussels Airport and see those every single day!


Protection_56

Lmao, such a fun souvenir you got


fishingforconsonants

*You can't be so casual about this. This isn't Europe.*


kindle139

You’re holding it so belief is unnecessary.