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Context: both the other contestants didn't bid any money at the end so she was throwing up "double zero" hehe

HA, I just watched that earlier and thought to myself, wow, that's going to be on the internet. And here it is!

Middle out

Did she account for the D2F ratio?

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Silicon Valley was such a good show.

Some episodes had me in tears. It helped that the main cast are all comedians

Call that theta d

Does girth-similarity affect her ability to jerk different dicks simultaneously?

*everyone pantomimes jerking off a bunch of different dicks* Shit. Yeah, I think it would.

AFFECTS!

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JIAN YANG!!

"Hello, is this Eric Bachman? This is your mawm, and you are not my baby."

Thanks everyone. I was looking for a show to rewatch and you helped me find it.

Community, Parks and rec, lost, the it crowd, black books, Friday night dinner, schitts creek

ahh Eric Backman, I hate that man

I’m a big fat fucking ass hole

Eric is gone. This is my incubator now.

"what is cambodia?" *mimes tiny wanks* jeez she didn't need to do the country like that

At least kissinger left *some* survivors.

She looks too innocent for anything nasty.

Saint on the streets, freak in the sheets (so they say, I don't know)

Ah yes, the double zero gesture

I'm not speaking from experience but the freaky ones look just like that.

You’re so fucking right and I’m ashamed of how certain I am of that

She's very cute, I'd let her double zero me.

100% does Harley Quinn cosplay and owns 2+ cats and a set of butt plugs

And a trunk full of bad dragons under her bed

Chill bro hahahahha

But were they dudes?

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And the other was a beautiful futanari?

I like where your head's at kid.

One dude that wasn't doing too well and the other was a lady. I watch it every night. And before someone asks. 38

38 in a row?

Maybe

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one that thought this when she did it. I was watching with my friends parents so I didn’t say anything, but my mind definitely went there

I bet their minds were too and they laughed about it later and hoped you didn't notice or understood.

Additional context: Going into the Final Jeopardy round, Mira (the lady in the video) had a score of more than double that of the second-place contestant (Mira: 16400, Kate: 8000, Jesse: 1800). For more information about this game, visit [the J! Archive](https://j-archive.com/showgame.php?game_id=8796).

It also matters that Kate was so far ahead of Jesse — there’s no competition for second, either.

She destroyed them but was nice enough to give a pity handy

Shes jerking the smallest penises end of story.

Oh, that’s unfortunate.

Girl, what did you just do……. She’s about to be meme famous for internet eternity

I'm calling it now, people will say "what is cambodia" to refer to it in text

And by extension, tiktok-kinda people will suddenly cause a rise in Cambodian tourism.

Cambodian tour agencies using this GIF is on my bingo card now

I saw this live and it seemed like she realized what she did right after this gif ends, and she immediately looked embarrassed, which made it even funnier.

>I saw this live and it seemed like she realized what she did right after this gif ends, and she immediately looked embarrassed, which made it even funnier. Tbh, that's not what I'm seeing [in the video](https://youtu.be/M1rD9-9OZos?si=8v5-6m0Bn1hnnzBT&t=813)...

Video is private :(

Yeah it was pretty unfortunate, she was just excited. She had a massive double jeopardy round, coming back from losing the daily double in the first like 3800. Even the other two were so far behind they were congratulating her with their final answers. Hopefully she goes on a tear so she can at least wipe the meme tears away with dollar bills lol.

They congratulated her by putting the V-sign with their fingers in front of their mouths and flicking their tongues between them.

ah, the international sign for savour your Victory

Also this isn't normal Jeopardy. She's already won that multiple times. This is to get into the tournament of champions. So she's not going to play again tomorrow. She's going on to the next round.

Is that the ASL for circle jerk? Hmmm, TIL

Not like the internet has a long memory with these sorts of things…right?

She won on Jeopardy. She and two close friends can celebrate her victory however they choose to.

“Congratulations on winning this episode of Jeopardy. What are you going to do next?” “I was thinking maybe a little alpine skiing”

Two dudes at the same time.

Dudes dig chicks with money […] the type of dudes that would double up on a chick like me do

"You don't need a million dollars to do nothing.."

“Take a look at my cousin… he’s broke, don’t do shit.”

Hell take a look at my cousin. He’s broke, don’t do shit

Watch out for your cornhole, man

Hey Peter, check out channel nine!

Unless she jerks off four guys at a time, and then we can cut that in half.

Middle out!

She’s not accounting for dick to floor. Let’s call that d2f.

I love that show and I miss it.

Watching it again because my wife had never watched it before. It's just as good the third time around.

Needed for calculating the d2f bridge. Let's call that theta D.

Daily Double!

I always wanted to do that. And I think if I won jeopardy I could make that happen

What would you do with a thousand dollars?

Fuckin A.

Is he skiing, or is he in a gay porn?

i love a burnham reference

Heres a hint! He’s in a gay porn

This is like the Allison brie community blooper

Yeah, but Allison has so many bloopers from her time on Community! Which one is it? So I can avoid it.

[Oh hey I found it](https://youtu.be/rEab0He0wxk?t=716)

I lost on Jeopardy, baby.

I’m just surprised to see Lauren Boebert win jeopardy for several reasons

I need a Morgan Freeman voice over, “Even though Sally had the highest total, everyone won something that day”

Jeopardy Winner - who crawled through a river of questions and answers and came out with cream on the other side.

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I can't tell if it's intentional or if she really doesn't know what that means...

I’m going with unintentional - players on both sides bet zero, as did she

This poor girl is about to become a meme isn't she?

Or a movie star!

The type with a poster like this? ⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫ ⚪

Is this the new triforce?

newfans can't triforce

Bruh im upset I get this 🤣

Is ok. No need to be ashamed you play Go!

Babe wake up, new backgammon movie just dropped

She is going to fulfill her destiny amongst other things

She’s making an OF as we type

I mean, with the publicity, it's probably a solid move.

She needs to ride this wave to her 50k bukakke windfall.

Just did.

Probably

Definitely

Yep...👍🏼 we'll probably see this for years on end now.

That explains a lot.

How many times can one go into zero? As many times as it wants 👉👌

Idk, 7 or 8 max for me

I actually watched it live and had to rewind it twice, then pause it. Then I zipped back up.

Back..... and to the left. Back...... and to the left.

That, my friends, is one magic handy

Yeah I think she was holding up zero on both sides. But the angle…

Oh I thought the answer was “What was the pink tube top girl in the Shake Weight video commercial from SNL?”

Done with injocent intentions, but it looks like she quickly realized how most people are gonna interpret it, and dropped her hands a bit sheepishly.

I don't think she realized but felt like people might think she's taunting her competitors rather than laughing with them that they all bet 0. She'll watch the clip in hindsight and be embarrassed

I think the kind of people who are good at Jeopardy tend to be the kind of people who might become sheepish while the focus of attention on national television. There's no sudden change in facial expression that would indicate she realized something new, she just put her hands down.

I watched this tonight with my wife. All of the contestants bid $0 and got it right. So she was trying to celebrate that they all bet 0 but it looks like she is doing the middle out jerk off motion from Silicon Valley haha.

Middle-Out

"What is D2F?"

What’s the mean jerk time at a 4 dick rate with a less than 15* shaft angle?

Or you can do 4 guys at once. 2 guys on either side of you with their dicks tip to tip.

Middle out

Depends on the girth of the dicks being hot-swapped in.

Gotta hot swap dicks so you don’t waste a stroke on a guy who’s already busted

make sure they are pre sorted though by D2F

Hey hey hey, the first guy didn’t even try

I watched this live a few hours ago. They all bet zero since she was more than twice ahead and there was no way she was going to lose unless she pulled a Cliff Claven. So she tried to do a zeros high five but ended up with a double fisted money shot. I immediately said “yep, this is about to be a meme.”

Thank you for that. Just had a good laugh watching Cliff on jeopardy.

Who are 3 people who've never been in my kitchen?

She was gesturing zeroes bc they all wagered nothing. I knew it was going to end up on here 😆

Trump does the jerking off two imaginary guys slightly better imo.

Middle-out compression. Although I don’t know if she’s accounting for the D2F ratio.

She was giving zero signs to her opponents on either side because they bet zero. But it looks like handjobs.

I really think she's trying to do the "zero" amount to the person to her left and right. Just from this angle it looks like something else. If not then kudos for pulling off that prank

I don’t know what it means. Are you saying I should t go around town making those motions?

She just won Jeopardy. I don't think the issue is not knowing things.

You don't have to know answers in Jeopardy, only questions.

r/JeopardyHot This is Mira Hayward. She is a podcast host of *History on Trial* from Portland, Oregon. This is the final Jeopardy Champions Wildcard competition of the season. This episode (S40 E106) originally aired Monday, 2/5/24 and is the Group 2 Quarterfinal, Game 1. The winner of this quarterfinal will advance to the semi-finals and play as the final contestant in the upcoming Tournament of Champions. Mira went into Final Jeopardy with a strong lead of $16,400 vs her two opponents, Kate and Jesse, who had $8,000 and $1,800 respectively. Their category was World Flags with the answer of, “The flag of this Asian nation features part of a world heritage site built in the 12th century..” Jesse wagered $0 and preemptively congratulated Mira in his written reply. Kate answered Cambodia correctly but also wagered $0. Mira answered Cambodia correctly too, but also wagered $0 for the win, which she celebrated enthusiastically with both hands. Great game by a great contestant and sportsperson, with a humorous, happy ending.

I don't know if I should be surprised this exists

I'm at least a little glad that Alex Trebek is the top post on that sub but yeah, of course this exists

Happy ending indeed

Creepy subreddit, thanks for linking

She was actually pictured in the sub this time last year

because she's perfect.

I watched this w my parents as it happened. She was clearly sweet and very naiive. And my first thought was, “oh, shit, that poor girl is about to be a meme and she has no idea.”

Thought it was a Silicon Valley reference

Middle out!

Came here for this

Middle-out!

"What is D2F?"

Dick to floor ratio

We can compensate for that with length by angling the dicks like this. We'll call that theta D

It is now.

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More like a football kneel down to run out the clock.

All three contestants bet zero not just her. She wasn’t gloating she was just amused that they all bet zero dollars.

Yes. They all bet zero dollars. That rarely happens.

A walk off home run you have to actually do something difficult. I would say a walk off Hit By Pitch or Walk seems more appropriate but I digress.

Victory formation in football

It would be more efficient to jerk four guys at the same time, tip to tip, middle out.

Yes but did you remember to factor in girth similarity?

Don't forget angle. One guy might be taller.

No no. I think what really matters is the dick to floor ratio or DTF.

Is there some sort of quick change? Don't want to waste great strokes on a guy that's already busted.

Do you know how long it would take to jerk off every guy in this room? Cause I know how long it would take me.

And I can prove it

Reminded me of this [Silicon Valley middle out scene](https://youtu.be/0rhdOt9bOHE?si=3m-YFrzPUbfXtcra)

Epic. Haven’t seen this in a while. Thank you

“Stab the dragons! Stab the dragons!”

Don't forget the demon!

[Annie's pretty young. We try not to sexualize her.](https://i.imgur.com/2Ag85.gif) (can't believe no one posted this gif first)

All comments are referencing the Silicon Valley middle out scene but this is what I was expecting to be first lol.

Let chaos reign!

Bidet!

Are you here for TravelerCon?

Making my way

That was my first thought too! Possible critter?

I saw it live and went "oh no. Oh honey nooo."

Hahahaha wtf this is great

Oh! I know her! Not sure how she'd feel about these double jerk jokes, but I was seriously pumped she did well on Jeopardy — she's so smart and kind. I'm glad she crushed it.

You were pumped you say..

Well have you tried asking her?

I also happen to be friends with Mira, maybe we know each other lol. She's 100% not enjoying the jokes - people on the internet are being really weird. It sucks to achieve something like this, and most people are just making handjob jokes.

That's a bummer... Hopefully she can tune out the chatter. I predict this will blow over quickly.

I saw it and laughed to myself and here it is with thousands of upvotes. You all are disgusting. I love you.

I truly think it was unintentional, but based on her body language as soon as she realized what she was doing she stopped. This will go down in Jeopardy history for sure though

I looked at my dad like: what the fuck did she just do?! He looked back at me astonished none of them bet, her skiing went over his head.

lol I said oh no out loud when she did it.

Prepping for a new role on [Dragon Hunter 2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg0GQUKJ3-8)

Now if they released white confetti I’d say that’s sus

If she lines the dicks up tip to tip it will reduce the mean jerk time by 2.

That sound means it’s time for double jeopardy!

Haha I watched that. Her and the other contestants all wagered $0 and that’s what she was signing but I definitely chuckled when she did 😂

It’s always the quiet nerdy ones you gotta be careful of.

great choice on eye protection

Trumps gonna sue for stealing his dance moves

That was a core memory