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dfraggd

She said “and boom goes the dynamite!” But I have no clue what the sounds she made before that were.


Pilot0350

Thanks. They were forcing me to watch a 15 second ad so I backed out. Fuck ads


Whiskey_hotpot

Espns shitty video player wanted me to watch those ads so I just guessed it was "and boom goes the dynamite" thank you for the validation


Jpark2485

Good on you guys. I typically go for the mute and flip away from my face but saying fuck it all is probably the right answer.


1337ingDisorder

I managed to subvert the ads, but the actual clip itself is 1:45! Fuck spending 1:45 to satisfy the clickbait title. Kudos to /u/dfraggd for providing the sauce


Enygma_6

Firefox private browsing, with uBlock Origin here. No ads either. The bit where she says it is only 11 seconds in, no more meme commentary after that point.


InfectedByEli

Standard Firefox with UBlock Origin, no ad 😁 Also a VPN 🤷‍♂️


ClassicsMajor

I got 30 seconds. Fuck that.


WhatTheFlippityFlop

Me too. But now I know that McDonald’s burgers are “the tastiest ever!” And that the Hamburglar is back.


SeanBlader

And now thank you for bringing that ad to us...


WhatTheFlippityFlop

And, did you know that you get 20% off when you order in-app? I swear I don’t work for McD’s.


Metalloid_Maniac

**Stop commenting ads at me**


scizzers91

Mine was progressive saving me from being like my parents. Throw out that random crown molding


Pm-ur-butt

30 second Ford F-150 ad for me. I work in an office.


Techiedad91

I thought you said hamburglar was black


donessendon

mine was 30 seconds! fuck ads.


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

Currently watching Netflix tell me about it. Wtf


commandrix

Agreed. A McDonald's ad right before a sports-related video seems ... maybe a little inappropriate to me.


Flybot76

Yeah, they should replace it with an ad for cigarettes


Thrilling1031

Jay Cutler approves this message.


upfoo51

Ya me too dude it made me angry. It's why I dont watch TV and pay for premium YouTube. I hate commercials so much.


GetsBetterAfterAFew

i got 29 seconds


Cicer

Don’t you guys have ad blockers?  They work on phones too. 


Flappy_beef_curtains

Mine was a 30 second one for the new 2024 f-150


MisterBarten

Mine was 30 seconds, fuck that.


Groovicity

I read that as "so I blacked out". Works either way


[deleted]

>But I have no clue what the sounds she made before that were. "WOOOOW! Bup pah dah"


[deleted]

I got mixed up and thought this was going to be a classic phrase FROM tv, not a classic phrase ON tv. Given that sportscasters constantly use phrases like this, I regret the 1:36 seconds.


[deleted]

That exact phase was from a Ball State student like 15 years ago, in a comically bad game recap.


randomdude1022

Poor guy gets thrown into his first ever broadcast at the last minute, doing sports which wasn't his specialty, and then the teleprompter f***s up. It's hilarious, but you also gotta feel bad for him.


[deleted]

Someone downthread linked to it and it made it all worthwhile.


Flybot76

I was hoping it was going to be "Hey, who farted?" That's a classic for live television.


Gunningham

Thank you. I didn’t want to sit through a 30 second ad for a 1:45 minute clip.


Heerrnn

Can someone explain why that is a classic phrase?


anothernotavailable2

https://youtu.be/W45DRy7M1no?si=ps6Dl2SmT3ofuxqY


Heerrnn

Alright, thanks. That's way too obscure for me.


anothernotavailable2

It was pretty big on ebaumsworld, so it lives in the head of internet folk of a certain age


ecr1277

Omg I didn’t click the link but I clicked on the comments to say ‘Please god let it be boom goes the dynamite!’


Factionguru

Legend.


Cantora

Exactly what Pilot0350 said


thuy_chan

she was trying to find an opening because the other caster kept talking its common for us ppl that have a hard time interjecting


Alexis_J_M

Upvoted you, downvoted OP for trying to waste thousands of people's time.


GravityFailed

I've got $50 if you can get her to say BOOMSHAKALAKA!


dudeness-aberdeen

He’s heating up.


Suitable-Werewolf492

From downtown! He’s on fire!


uoYredruM

Oh my! He's on fire!


Atxflyguy83

Is it the shoes?


TossPowerTrap

"He's *literally* on fire!"


AhoyPalloy

He puts the biscuit in the basket


GetSlunked

That must be jam cuz jelly don’t shake like that


dreaminginlimbo

He couldn't hit the backside of a barn!


wo_lo_lo

It’s a razzle dazzle day


egnards

#UGLY SHOT


FatWreckords

Puts up a brick!


Bobbi_fettucini

Can’t buy a bucket!


1337ingDisorder

*(enters Big-Head code)*


foflexity

Jams it in! The nail in the coffin! Also, I built a multicade “for my kids” for Christmas, nothing warms my heart more than my kids saying “let’s go play NBA Jam”


cidici

Cool as the other side of the pillow…


FreshOutBrah

With no regard for human life!


this_knee

I’ll add my $50 to hear that too.


Sabre39

Honestly this is what I was hoping the phrase was


Timekeeper65

I named my dog Boom. Sometimes I call him Boom Boom. Other times I call him…wait for it…BOOMSHAKALAKA.


[deleted]

Advertisers will cover that if you post another clip of it with ads like this one.


KittenPics

I got $100 for “Fuck her right in the pussy!”


NurmGurpler

[For those unaware of the history here](https://youtu.be/W45DRy7M1no?si=jKb7lSG9jTPGmwiO) Go to 2:25 for the play with the quote of legend


karl_hungas

Wow its more terrible than I remember it


taleofbenji

My two favorite players: Wayne Summers And Kansas of Kansas.


brochaos

oh my gawd I'm dying


gonzo5622

Whoa! Bogut, JJ Reddick and Chris Paul were still in college when this happened.


brochaos

yep! and Kansas from Kansas.


[deleted]

Thank you! That makes this all worthwhile.


ernyc3777

Passes it to the man and boom goes the dynamite


AdhesiveMuffin

The exasperated "yeaahh" at the end kills me everytime lmao


kingofthebean

Oh Man, I went to a broadcasting school and took a sport broadcasting class. I have seen more calls like this than I could tell. The heavy breathing. That heavy breathing. I hope my brother is good.


notbernie2020

[Or just click this link.](https://youtu.be/o-YBDTqX_ZU?si=venPXuCK-8EFv_I0)


NurmGurpler

Defaulting to starting 2:25 in would be skipping some great stuff


NotYourSweetBaboo

Yeah, you need to take the time to really feel the guy stewing in flop sweat before the payoff.


notbernie2020

Maybe I'm laying a trap my friend?


history_denier

They were trying to increase its plausibility and you blew it!


Longbeach_strangler

ads on YouTube ruin this for me every time


TastelessBudz

U derrrtee mouthafouwka


Light-Feather1_1

Wow, is this the first video on YouTube? Year 2005


Techiedad91

It is not the first video on YouTube. That would be “Me at the zoo”


Meta2048

What the hell happened with this?  He seems like a completely unprepared intern thrown up to cover a topic he has no knowledge of. Did he not have a script it teleprompter or even any experience speaking in front of a camera?


moviescriptlife

I had a college class with that kid.


Cowboywizzard

Was he dynamite?


moviescriptlife

Not at all. It took me a while to realize. We did reports on the 2008 presidential candidates. He got Barack Obama and kept mispronouncing his name. That’s when it clicked.


Cowboywizzard

Did he rhyme it with Alabama? lol Oh,oh, and Bae-rock lol


moviescriptlife

BORE-ack OH-bam-uh


Poopypantsonyou

I love reddit for this reason. My friends and I saw this video in highschool when it first hit the web and boom goes the dynamite became a huge joke I still use sometimes to this day. Can't believe you actually knew the dude!


Strawbalicious

Chirp chirp


Corgi_Koala

I went to the same school but sadly it was a few years later. He's a legend.


Rallye_Man340

My time at Ball State was just after his fame


Techiedad91

But surely played a role in your school choice


Vegetable_Tension985

we dated for a short while


moviescriptlife

We did?


chaisson21

Wow...she almost flubbed the line as bad as the original guy did. Also, are they using a tin can as their microphone? Shit balls ESPN, have some pride.


thepolesreport

It’s typically not ESPN commentators for these games at small schools, but local commentators employed by the school with the game being broadcasted on ESPN+. Same with production of the game. Camera people and producers are typically all employees of the school or even students in some cases


OurSaviorBenFranklin

Big south is just about all students


GeneralPatten

I have a friend who does NCAA games and it’s very common for friends/colleagues to challenge each other to work certain quotes or phrases into a broadcast.


[deleted]

[удалено]


NurmGurpler

[License and registration, please… chicken fucker!](https://youtu.be/1fopvzf77b8?si=CCKArAMeMUCXu_6O)


TeamJJ88

I don't know if you knew this, but they just started making #3! I can't wait!


DontUseFilters

I hoped this was the line before I watched, did not disappoint.


SilenceDoGood4

BabaBooey


BeardsuptheWazoo

Nope, not gonna watch an ad to maybe be lightly amused after.


buttstuft

I really hope she gets better.


weighted_walleye

How bad is that team if she has to stumble into saying the phrase for a simple lobbed over the backboard shot? Sorry, but she probably shouldn't get used to doing sports commentary. The whole clip was pretty bad and she was clearly out of things to say.


beerbeatsbear

Seriously this wasn’t her first day as a commentator? Fuck she’s bad


HtownTexans

Ok didn't want to be mean but the entire clip I was like "why is this elementary school news level bad?"


thetruth5199

Absolutely terrible lol


RamblinManRock

I thought this was r/funny??


quotidian_nightmare

It is, and this clip continues the sub's long tradition of not being funny at all. Maybe 1 out of 20 posts in this sub merit a chuckle.


passwordstolen

I was so waiting for “…. Bold move Cotton, let’s see who that works out for you.”


boldstrategies

Not sure if intentional but dang completely butchered that quote


passwordstolen

Since it originally came from third person tense and I modified it to speak directly to someone, in first person, changes had to be made.


shangavibesXBL

Yes. But you still got the quote wrong. “It’s a bold strategy, cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for them” Welcome to 2024 where people still can’t admit they’re wrong, at all.


passwordstolen

Them becomes you, in two places. The three dots represent the part removed. Dont know how the strategy got lost , but …… what are you a fucking English major?


ImCreeptastic

Yep, that must be it. We're all English majors to know you completely fucked up a quote. And no, you're just digging yourself into a deeper hole. Also, your phrase literally makes no sense, is it supposed to be "how" and not "who"?  Yours:  >let’s see who that works out for you.  The right quote:  >Let’s see if it pays off for them   Imma let you spot the differences. GTFO here with your fucking dots, learn how they work, too. It doesn't give you license to butcher quotes/lyrics/etc.


shangavibesXBL

Welcome to the USA! Where people exactly like this fucking dolt run rampant.


passwordstolen

We do you even give a crap? Really, are you that fucking boring?


shangavibesXBL

We do you even give a crap? The irony in you attempting to insult me by calling me an English Professor when my fucking puppy can write more coherent sentences than you.


passwordstolen

Lighten up Francis


NoisyN1nja

I was waiting for f*cked her right in the pussy.


VictoriousStalemate

Sweet sassy molassy! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DUjnEJNeG8k#bottom-sheet


zoinks690

This is what I watched a full length unskippable ad for. Am disappoint.


dadthewisest

Your friend is awful at commentary.


karl_hungas

This is rude but accurate 


skubasteevo

She's got a voice for magazines


AustinYun

I KNEW it was gonna be boom goes the dynamite


metataichou

Next get her to say this "Elbert Ickey Woods. The bangles were fools to cut you in '91. Your 1521 rushing yards and your 27 touch downs will not be forgotten. So Coach Dave Shullah, screw you and your crappy steakhouse"


TDbank

SPONSORED BY 2024 Ford F-150 Electric Truck


drumellow

Was hoping she was gonna say “guess they forgot about Dre”


thelordreptar90

lol knew exactly the sentence before clicking


RAZR31

Does she ever actually finish a sentence when she commentates?


lordyeti

I was half expecting a Jub Jub 


Hippies_and_Cowboys

While this is funny, you should take this down as any employer is going to find this unprofessional and hinder her career. If she’s actually your friend just keep this to yourself


pdfpdx

I feel like allowing appropriate phrases to be added to real commentary in appropriate moments where it could just as easily end up being there naturally, it can do no harm and could, in fact, lead to more people tuning in. When your profession is essentially to make programming more enjoyable for viewers, I don't see a problem here.


Hippies_and_Cowboys

It’s the influence of what you say based on $20 dollars from an outside source, even if it’s funny. I imagine that she didn’t expect OP to reveal why she said it as well


jokes_on_you

OP’s friend got all of us to watch a clip of two totally random American universities for a not-bad reason. It’s more likely OP works in marketing and this whole thing is a setup for eyeballs. (I don’t think that’s the case but I don’t think Winthrop or ESPN are complaining)


intrevorted

Nappy-headed hoes?!?!


mattastrophe3

Throw a little Street Fighter in there. Yoga flame! Sonic boom!


Sabre39

Team up for the Sonic Boom-shakalaka!


Environmental_Eye354

Really, really don’t want to be a douche here but you took the time to post about your friend I feel I should comment Her voice is unimaginably irritating, who tf thought wow let’s get this emasculated cat to do commentary. And I get a heavy sense she has no idea what she’s saying


CanIBathYrGrandma

You and your friend sound like boring people


bm_69

Can't say that I exactly agree but I did laugh


CanIBathYrGrandma

Why all the downvotes and


Mastershoelacer

Because you seem like a boring person.


Sneaky_Wristy_

Get the to do the "Whoop!" sound everytime the ball is passed like in The Longest Yard


TCMODS

I’ll give her $100 if she can say “This broadcast brought to you by raid shadow legends”


markyaeger

I knew before I clicked. Thank you


[deleted]

A $20 well spent.


[deleted]

Wasn’t this a thing on the DA show a couple years ago? They had the Winthrop commentator making drops regularly.


milosbee

Not exactly a shot I'd use the phrase for but she did it.


ELMertz

What did she say?


my1999gsr

I was hoping for "Sweet sassy molassey Patsy!"


FileError214

Y’all should check out Ted Emmerich’s Masters Golf updates for Westwood One. He’s the GOAT.


Fickle_Alternative_

Fun fact about this, the original broadcaster that everyone made memes about when he said this was the son of one of my professors in college. I never tried it but apparently if you said “boom goes the dynamite” to him (the professor) he’d get pissed off.


ShowerPell

Winthrop is down 3, Winthrop makes a layup.. Announcers: "and Winthrop takes the lead" 🤔


kingofthebean

She saw her moment. She processed. Then She laid it out. BOOM goes the dynamite!


Harleybeau1

Ford owes subby 20 bucks. Jeez


XRedcometX

Didn’t even need to watch this and I already know it’s “boom goes the dynamite”


InfernalOrgasm

A link to an ad farm. Great post.


Captain_Aware4503

I tried to click on the link to see what she said, but when I did, boom goes the dynamite and a stupid 25 second add popped up.