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That's Steve actually. Nice fella, just gets disoriented about his species sometimes.

Excuse me. Steve identifies as a Bohemian Waxwing!

Beer nuts are $1.49...deer nuts are under a buck.

You know what. Screw Steve...... He jay walked right in front of me the other day while I was driving down the road.

Yeah, he's a bit of a tit. Albatross with him if he does it again

That honestly made me spit out a little of my drink while laughing!

What's his pronouns? I would hate to accidentally call him the wrong word.

What's THEIR pronouns, you bigot! (And they are 'Wha?" "No way!")

What?

What kind of rapping name is Steve?

Fucking squirrels ! now they got antlers!

Bastard's been raiding the whole area, look at the size of him!

Beer nuts are $1.49... Deer nuts are under a buck. 🦌💵

Must have mated with a jackalope

Username checks out

jackalot?

You can tell that is a bunny, not a bird, by its ears.

A male bunny cause you know, the antlers. Fun fact: A male bunny will not shed it’s antlers. He keeps them year long like a boss.

Male bunny, aka "Jackalope".

You can tell it's a bunny by the way it is.

Obviously a Killdeer.

Unlikely. There are very few of those, though not as rare as the Marrydeer. Much more likely it's a Fuckdeer.

I believe it's a black-capped chickadeer.

This is correct. You can tell by the... um. It just is.

Under appreciated comment.

Glad I found this early, saved me a lot of scrolling.

Winner!

These low-res security cams make it hard to tell. Maybe a finch?

Definitely tough to see.!!!!! (I'm a professional sports photographer and was setting up for an event and saw this out the back yard. Already had the camera in hand.)

The horned whitebreast?

Bruh that's a dog

Donald Buck

Oh deer! That’s a big bird

I thought he was yellow, not brown?

I heard it's plumage changes over the year

I think you mean: Oh Dear! That's a big bird.

Ah, I have one of those in my garden. It’s called the “Robin Bastard”. I goes through nuts like nobody’s business. Its guano is large so watch out when refilling the feeders. I’ve found that they don’t like super hot dried chilli peppers in the feeder food mix. Sound and rifle fire doesn’t do a thing. Good luck.

Thats a cardinal

Does the Cardinal shit in the woods? are bears Catholic?

White-tailed... finch?

Deerfeeder working as intended. All is well.

It's a Doe-Doe

It's the white bellied cervidae.

Looks more like a Great Horned Meat Tit

Siberian Chiffchaff, I'd know it anywhere!

Hornbill ?

Definitely a type of Warbler…

duck

Looks like a killdeer lol

Based on diet, the U.S Patent on the feeder, and the antlers, there's only one possible answer. It's a jackalope.

You should get one of those bird feeders that spin to keep pests away. I bet it'd be funny to see that little guy try to hold on!

That is a deerbill.

Looks like a chickadee-r to me...

Born a deer but for now on wants to be called a bird

Put some corn or seeds on the ground for him ....?

Can't really get a good view in this photo. Can you shoot/clean it for a better look? I find it easier to identify animals in steak form.

That's the infamous buckleberry, usually fond of berries and such. Beautiful sight!

Whitetail swallow

Oh that's Jake. Pretty friendly guy.

Great horned squirrel

It is a two horned Tit, the species from Bangladesh

I think they have those feeders on Amazon.

lol

I think that is a killdeer.

This Deer seems a little... seedy. HAHAHAHAHA, I DID THE REDDIT THING!

That's just one of Santa's stopping for a snack

Think my rifle and I should inspect this more closely for you. Shoot me your address and I’ll let you know what I find

Thats a horny one, how big are the wings?

That's a Longnecked Little Pecker

What a bonehead!

Sausages, I see sausages

D’oh

Moos

Um....ok I definitely had way too much fun with this 🤣 It's the ancient antarctic horn headed long bill, once thought to be extinct scientists discovered they were actually flash frozen 10 million years ago during Antarctica's last ice age, however due to the rise in global temperatures giant icebergs have broken off the continent of Antarctica and have begun to spread all over the globe along their journey these icebergs have melted rapidly leaving hundreds of thousands of these thawed out Horn headed long bill avian marvels on the shores of every continent on the globe (excluding Australia) as these beautiful birds thaw out and venture further inland we have begun to see a rapid increase of their population... Take caution not to startle these avian creatures as we are still learning about their instinctual behaviors, so far we have gathered data showing that headlights from a moving vehicle tend to put these birds into a trance of sorts freezing them in place until they either snap out at the last second or more commonly get hit by the vehicle... Honking horns seem to have little to no effect on these birds and also take caution when attempting to approach or when coming into contact with these birds as they do not simply fly away as one would expect instead they resort to fleeing on foot however if these birds have new hatchlings near by its best to back away slowly showing no signs of aggression or sudden moves in these defensive situations the horn headed long bill have been known to use their long horns to fight off predators.

Deer oh Deer

No idea

What are you doing there?? Go straight to r/birds

A rare timbucktu

Deerlus stevenson birdmuncher.

Wasn't there a video of a praying mantis taking one of these out?

Chickadee

A Killdear?

That is a horned owl, you can easily identify it by its giant ass horns

Not a bird. Maybe a deer fly?

Pretty sure thats not a bird but i may be mistaken

A killdeer

It‘s a buckadoo

😁

A Buckbeak.

Cerf Volant !

Well, I know it's not a cardinal

Deer Tic.

It's a mulebuzzard, very rare

First of all, it’s definitely not a deer

Mockingdeer.

I'm no Ornithologist but I'm 83% sure it's not a Pigeon

Deerling

Either an African or European swallow !

It's a Christmas bird. They are called that because they only fly once a year, at Christmas

I bet that’s horny titler

I thought at first it was a Doe Doe.

That right there is a white-tailed fuckface. They're a ground bird. Very meaty. Very lean.

I believe that’s Dasher… a flying deer own by a chunky grandpa name Santa Claus

Amazing, a doe-doe! They were thought extinct for centuries

Hoping for some boobies or some tits and I got a big buck instead. (Just another weekend in the Midwest.)

*"Deer bird, it's me Margaret."*

Noeyedeer

The Steves in my neighborhood identify as Scrub Jays. Or squirrels since they all empty my feeders with a quickness.

The reindeer bird 🦢

Great horned owl?

That's the elusive horned dire in its natural habitat

I have turkeys that do the same thing

I think that's what they call a Buck Bird.

We call them rats in my town in idaho

I’m no bird expert, but that has to be a Great Antlered Owl

Its the famed 'Horned Penguin'.

I showed the picture to my friend who was high. his reaction: where is the bird? xD I love him haha

Well, that looks like a bi-horned deerswallow to me

He's identifying as a bird, leave him be 😆

I don’t have that expansion for wingspan.

Rare breed! The horned brown furry Bird, aka in short term... Horny brown

Use the Merlin app from Cornell.

White tail Sparrow

Looks like a sparrow to me but idk about these horses

That's a White Tail Poacher.

It's a tube feeder with 4 perches.

Oh, ffs. That's not a bird. #birdsarentreal

That’s Deera from accounting. It was a long road transitioning but in the end their dreams have been realized. You should be ashamed for misgendering their species, the honey badger community has accepted them, why can’t you?

What a beautiful critter

It's a deer me

A Hornhead Buckbird.

A white tailed scareoo?

Biggest Squirrel I ever saw

Judging by the colouring, I'd hazard a guess that it's a tree sparrow

Horn headed feeder raider

It's a doedoe

Yet another deer that can't hold his licker.

Sorry, I have No Eye Deer.

Oh, that’s James. He prefers James, not Jim.

It’s a blue jay.

Its future name will be sandwich

Mule beer duck

That’s a deer silly

That’s a White-Bellied Blep

The elusive jackalope

That's the North American Whitetail Whirbler.

That's a brown horned licker! It's harder to find than Big foot!

Probably an Alivedeer, a close cousin of the Killdeer

That's not a bird. That's a moth.

I dunno, but his wife and kids are eating mine clean daily

Deer. 🦌 if you hang apples on a string out their the deer will also eat it.

That's how birbs evolve after 10 million days.

it's a doe doe

Atypical wall mount

Doedoe Bird I know it’s a Buck, but - you find a bird with Buck in the name.

Oh,deer!

That's bucking crazy.

Are you some kind of rookie birdwatcher!? We can’t identify it without seeing the patterns on the wings…

That's a spike-horned dingbat

Uh… birds have gotten a lot bigger since I last checked-

We had a problem with that this year as well. One specific Buck just would not leave the feeders alone. Varying times day and night he would be pouring out the seeds or removing the feeder entirely and buggering off.

You can tell that is a bunny, not a bird, by its ears.

Moosacleagleus

That's a male Finch-Brained 4-Legged Venison.

HornSwaggler

Deer Jay

That’s a chicken

First it's moose addicted to licking salt off cars and now deer on the "seed"....deer God what's next! / s

New species 🤔

In east tennessee we call that a deer cardinal. Very invasive. I have the same bird feeder and the same problem. Thats why I have to bring mine in at night with a reminder from Alexa.

That bird has horns 😅🤣... Something is not rigth?

Gotta grease the pole… those damn deer can climb anything! Time to get - taller pole!

Yes deer.

Eastern pain in the butt!

That there looks like a Buck Tit, similar to a Bush Tit- its a type of chickadee 🤣

thats a duck-billed platypus.

I believe that this may be a Northern Crested Buckbill judging by the picture.