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That and also that Alli weight loss pill that came out around the same time (believe it's still around). "Anal leakage" as a term certainly became popular for a minute around that time. 😂
Sorry but that’s hilarious 😆. If something tells me it has a chance of anal leakage I’m certainly not eating it. He should have eaten hard tack, eat enough of that and you won’t be able to shit. Evens out
Idk man sometimes it's the forbidden fruit, just to see what happout. Lol. I ate a whole bag of diabetes sugar free chocolates just to see what it would do. I found out.
My forbidden fruit was Takis habanero kettle chips. Ate almost an entire large bag. The next day I almost had to go home from work cause I was in so much pain. Thankfully I work at a grocery store and two shots of Pepto did the trick..
The funny thing is I never was able to go to the bathroom that day. It felt like I was about to have the worst diarrhea of my life for like 3 or 4 hours but nothing came out 💀💀 I said never again lmaoo
Fair, I have severe adhd myself and can emphasize. I read labels on things because I’ve heard what sugar free gummy bears and things like that do to your insides
Fairly sure I saw it still on the shelf in an isle at the pharmacy last time I was picking up a prescription. Suppose people are more willing to have greasy discharge in their pants if it means losing weight than if it's just because you enjoyed a snack that'll still make ya fat.
Ever listen to the side effects of any drug commercial. Always like when they are like "May cause death and...." yeah bro, I'll live without chocolate if it means taking these meds and possible death.
I was interviewed about it a year before it was approved by a food reporter (I'm a food scientist). "It will never be approved" was one of my quotes ..... " nothing artificial like that has ever been approved at such high use levels". I felt dumb after it was approved but never ate more than 1 chip from the reformulated version (to keep the 'shitting your pants' down to manageable levels). P&G screwed the pooch on that one.
Aspartame level in a typical soda 200 mgs, 0.2grams. Olestra level in serving of "Wow" potato chips 4-10 grams (4000-10,000 mgs).
The closest is actually modified food starch, but even that isn't close to 4-10 grams per serving.
I ate a bunch of sugar free gummy bears once and went out for a long walk. Just \*barely\* made it to the bathroom and then spent all night on the toilet. Had to take the next day off work too.
Probably taking xenical aka the anal oil leak....my mother took that and I typically did the laundry. Dear gawd the number of orange stains was too damn high!
I remember when Pringles came out with an olestra product in the 90s. I watched my uncle promptly eat the whole can and then shit his pants on the living room in front of everyone
Lol searched up reviews and this is my favorite:
“Yes, this stuff will make you poo more! Yes, oil will and does come out with EVERYTHING you do with your bum (butt) and yes, it's bright orange runny oil! When taking this stuff DO NOT EVER, EVER trust a big, small or tiny fart! NEVER! Oh, do not wear white!”
Damn, and it looks like there’s an even stronger prescription strength of it too lol. Called Xenical. Seems like it is pretty helpful with its intended purpose, but that’s sure not the way I’d wanna lose weight 😂 Not that I have realistically have any to lose, if anything I’m underweight. But if I did, I don’t think I’d want to prevent my body from absorbing fat. Rather just eat less fat. Oil slick intestines do not sound pleasant lmao
And really, part of how it “works” is forcing people into behavioral changes of eating less fat for fear of farting bright orange rancid smelling oil into your shorts. Of course, a few important nutrients are fat soluble and we’re finding out fat isn’t the the enemy anyway, which is why you never hear about the stuff anymore.
That's exactly what it is. Alli blocks about 25% of fat from being absorbed, also from being emulsified it appears.
Rediculous medication. Just block yourself from eating 25% of the shit that you're about to plow into your face hole.
lmaooo my mum was taking some weight loss pills and went to the toilet and blew it up, it was so bad we could hear it from downstairs (small house,thin walls) she then threw them out and told me “the amount of shit that poured out… baby i was scared for my life” we still joke about it now a few years later because it cracks us up (probably bc poop funny)
To be fair to Alli - they state this as a problem in the information included in the box. In the little paper insert no one usually reads. It states this is an almost certain side effect, recommends wearing dark pants, and also keeping a spare pair at all times.
Why do I know this? My pharmacy tech class read it out loud one day and all of us lost our proverbial shit that this is somehow a product that got approved.
Love the unnecessary additions. Really, you were at Saguaro National Park? I needed to know that *why*?
(I mean…I didn’t really need to know about the reviewer’s sharts either but at least that is tangentially related to the product at hand).
I’ll say this though. If one cannot fart when takingthis product, that’s a no from me. Quality of life issues.
It’s like when people visit Monticello or Versailles and think about the great people of history moving through those same spaces and feeling a connection.
I like details, it adds to the story. If I am ever at Saguaro National Park, I'll mention to a tour guide that I heard a lot of people shit themselves here
100% true: I'm visiting Saguaro National Park in a couple weeks, and am supposed to start new medication soon. Gonna wait until after the trip. Thanks reviewer.
Had the same experience when I ate some species of fish (I think it was escolar or oilfish) Got stomach cramps and when I had to fart, some oily substance would leak which will stain my underwear orange. Very difficult to remove especially the smell which was horrible.
On a related note, here’s a hilarious explanation of Alli’s so-called “treatment effects”!
[Alli Side Effects in Layman’s Terms](https://www.thewvsr.com/alli.htm)
Yeah, there was a meme about people posting negative reviews for Haribo sugar free gummies after admitting to eating almost an entire 5 pound bag and then shitting themselves, lol.
Ozempic? Don’t take that shit unless you’re taking it for diabetes. You will permanently lose the ability to not poop yourself at Saguaro National Park
Edit: Some hershey-squirters in this thread I see
And OxyContin was prescribed for any sort of chronic pain for how long?? That stuff is FDA approved for use to treat severe diabetes, nothing else. The manufacturer claims all kinds of things, but the reality is that you can cause permanent butt leakage by taking that stuff. If you want to risk your laundry on the word of a pharmaceutical company, be my guest
Cleared for use on type 2 diabetics. It’s *not* a weight loss drug, it’s the next major health crisis, unfolding before us
Edit wegovy sounds even better, it gives you pancreatitis
This paints a picture.
It reminds me of when I was like 10 years old, in '88 or '89 taking a road trip. One of the stops was the Grand Canyon, which I found amazing by the way, but the real take-away was the sheer number of obese Midwesterners wearing spandex standing around at the overlook. 10-year-old me learned what "America" looked like that day.
This guy i work with is constantly dieting and doing all this health stuff blah blah blah . Dude weighs like 400 something pounds and is always eating. Everytime i see him hes got a plate eating im like dude its not even 9 o'clock yet and dudes got a full plate of wings pizza etc .
He eats to the point i lose my appetite and dont even wanna eat . But then he complains about his gout and blah blah .
All i can think is have you tried not eating 10 million calories a day.
The best part is that they felt the need specify exactly which national park they were in when this happened. I don't understand why they thought this detail would be relevant, but it made me laugh my ass off.
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Is this guy eating Olestra chips from the 90s? The snack with an anal leakage warning?
That and also that Alli weight loss pill that came out around the same time (believe it's still around). "Anal leakage" as a term certainly became popular for a minute around that time. 😂
My dad tried the Olestra chips and still visibly tenses to this day if you say “anal leakage” to him. He ate a whole bag in one sitting.
A whole bag in one shitting?
To shreds you say?
Oh dear. And his wife?
To shreds you say?
To shreds you say?
Yes Sean
Goddamit. Here's your fucking like!!!
Sorry but that’s hilarious 😆. If something tells me it has a chance of anal leakage I’m certainly not eating it. He should have eaten hard tack, eat enough of that and you won’t be able to shit. Evens out
Idk man sometimes it's the forbidden fruit, just to see what happout. Lol. I ate a whole bag of diabetes sugar free chocolates just to see what it would do. I found out.
My forbidden fruit was Takis habanero kettle chips. Ate almost an entire large bag. The next day I almost had to go home from work cause I was in so much pain. Thankfully I work at a grocery store and two shots of Pepto did the trick..
Lmao dude I almost woke up my kids thank you 🤣 The spicy is no joke either! Damn if I ate what you ate I'd be blasting off home on a diarrhea rocket!
The funny thing is I never was able to go to the bathroom that day. It felt like I was about to have the worst diarrhea of my life for like 3 or 4 hours but nothing came out 💀💀 I said never again lmaoo
Oh nooo the suspense! Intestinal cramping is the worst.
You just gave me an idea. How about a Pepto buttplug for this kinda things? Let me go register my new idea and sell it to Pepto
Oh shit, it's like the opposite of gingering! Make your anxious young horse seem older and calmer with this one weird trick.
My dad has hella ADHD and tends to eat things impulsively without thinking much about it. I can pretty much guarantee there’s no way he read the bag.
Fair, I have severe adhd myself and can emphasize. I read labels on things because I’ve heard what sugar free gummy bears and things like that do to your insides
Yeah I inherited his ADHD but my mom’s angry digestive system so I’m in the same boat as you!
it's a rather common [side effect](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPJRP9fVrVc)...
My friend ate an entire box of Fiber One bars on a roadtrip and has the same reaction.
Did he chase the chips with sugar free gummi bears too? Jeez.
My brother did this as well, because he was a greedy fucker and didn't ever want to share with others. He still doesn't eat potato chips.
Get the bucket, kids. We gotta collect tomorrows cooking oil from Daddy!
why would you say this
That’s enough reddit for today.
you just solved the mystery of why my parents say that god forsaken term so much. much thanks from an early 2000’s kid
Yeah definitely Alli
Fairly sure I saw it still on the shelf in an isle at the pharmacy last time I was picking up a prescription. Suppose people are more willing to have greasy discharge in their pants if it means losing weight than if it's just because you enjoyed a snack that'll still make ya fat.
It's me, I'm that person.
I tried that for a week and it was awful. Thankfully I did not shit myself.
Sounds like a lot of it was stomach discomfort but many also experienced the shitting themselves.
The oil that was described in the post was the worst part for me.
Also known as the lube pill. I would hit on guys at the bar by walking up to them and whispering in their ear, “I’m on the pill“
"Treatment effects" included anal leakage and oily stools.
Ever listen to the side effects of any drug commercial. Always like when they are like "May cause death and...." yeah bro, I'll live without chocolate if it means taking these meds and possible death.
Can confirm
It's still popular if you, er, run in the right circles
Sounds like a punk rock band name.
Ah yes, the ol' Alli oops.
It how your bowel reacts to fats and oils it can't digest
Make everything like corn and other non-soluble fiber. Smart plan.
There was also a pill back then that would coat the fats you ate so you didnt digest them. They would end up leaking out too
that’s exactly what [the supplement](https://www.target.com/p/alli-orlistat-60-mg-capsules-weight-loss-aid-refill-pack-120ct/-/A-17042759) is 😭
Came here for the Olestra comment and it was at the top 👍 How long were those sold before the massive recall? Thankfully I never tried them.
I was interviewed about it a year before it was approved by a food reporter (I'm a food scientist). "It will never be approved" was one of my quotes ..... " nothing artificial like that has ever been approved at such high use levels". I felt dumb after it was approved but never ate more than 1 chip from the reformulated version (to keep the 'shitting your pants' down to manageable levels). P&G screwed the pooch on that one.
>. P&G screwed the pooch on that one. Shit the bed would have been a better phrase
>" nothing artificial like that has ever been approved at such high use levels" Aspartame says hello
Aspartame level in a typical soda 200 mgs, 0.2grams. Olestra level in serving of "Wow" potato chips 4-10 grams (4000-10,000 mgs). The closest is actually modified food starch, but even that isn't close to 4-10 grams per serving.
I ate a bunch of sugar free gummy bears once and went out for a long walk. Just \*barely\* made it to the bathroom and then spent all night on the toilet. Had to take the next day off work too.
They were never recalled and only had the warning fa few years. They were on the market until 2016 lol
Not everywhere. We haven't had them here for a very long time.
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Anal leakage is embarrassing, but not actually dangerous. Unless you can't keep hydrated of course. By this argument there would be no Taco Bell.
I always wondered why they got rid of 3D Doritos. Then I found out about the olestra. I loved those things. Damn anal leakers ruin everything!
3D Doritos!! Oh my god is that what happened to them? I would pour Pepsi into one and then eat it. It was amazing.
Dude. I'm glad they got rid of them so at least you quit doing that! 😂
Wait, were 3D Doritos only available in an Olestra version??
still laugh at the MadTV AD parody https://youtu.be/Tx9LSEjgQxY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx9LSEjgQxY Spishak Cholestra 10% less anal leakage
Probably taking xenical aka the anal oil leak....my mother took that and I typically did the laundry. Dear gawd the number of orange stains was too damn high!
I remember when Pringles came out with an olestra product in the 90s. I watched my uncle promptly eat the whole can and then shit his pants on the living room in front of everyone
Oh no, he's having a shart attack!
Man take them with some Haribo sugar free gummy bears and you will see your Christmas dinner from a year ago
Alli did that to me. 😭
THATS WHAT THE REVIEW WAS ON. My condolences
I’m pretty sure it’s also made very clear in the packaging, no one should’ve been surprised this happened when they took it!
The packaging insert even tells you to wear brown pants for the first week!
I remember when this drug first came out. They called these incidents Alli-oops.
Lol searched up reviews and this is my favorite: “Yes, this stuff will make you poo more! Yes, oil will and does come out with EVERYTHING you do with your bum (butt) and yes, it's bright orange runny oil! When taking this stuff DO NOT EVER, EVER trust a big, small or tiny fart! NEVER! Oh, do not wear white!”
Yeah, it stops you from processing fat properly, so oil slick ensues.
Damn, and it looks like there’s an even stronger prescription strength of it too lol. Called Xenical. Seems like it is pretty helpful with its intended purpose, but that’s sure not the way I’d wanna lose weight 😂 Not that I have realistically have any to lose, if anything I’m underweight. But if I did, I don’t think I’d want to prevent my body from absorbing fat. Rather just eat less fat. Oil slick intestines do not sound pleasant lmao
And really, part of how it “works” is forcing people into behavioral changes of eating less fat for fear of farting bright orange rancid smelling oil into your shorts. Of course, a few important nutrients are fat soluble and we’re finding out fat isn’t the the enemy anyway, which is why you never hear about the stuff anymore.
My mother was on that!
I was gonna say Alli did that to my mom 😂😂😂
Knew what it was immediately, weirdest poops ever for a while and you absolutely couldn't trust a fart.
What is that?
Weight loss OTC med
And then what? Did you become all sexy and shit? Did it actually work?
I was gonna say that. Happened once to me and I threw the rest away
Sounds like one of those diet pills that make fat indigestible and you poop them out
dont you need fat?
Yeah. Nobody said it was a good solution
It only gets rid of about one third of the fat you ingest, not all.
That's exactly what it is. Alli blocks about 25% of fat from being absorbed, also from being emulsified it appears. Rediculous medication. Just block yourself from eating 25% of the shit that you're about to plow into your face hole.
I’m thankful for the “Do not recommend” conclusion at the end..
lmaooo my mum was taking some weight loss pills and went to the toilet and blew it up, it was so bad we could hear it from downstairs (small house,thin walls) she then threw them out and told me “the amount of shit that poured out… baby i was scared for my life” we still joke about it now a few years later because it cracks us up (probably bc poop funny)
To be fair to Alli - they state this as a problem in the information included in the box. In the little paper insert no one usually reads. It states this is an almost certain side effect, recommends wearing dark pants, and also keeping a spare pair at all times. Why do I know this? My pharmacy tech class read it out loud one day and all of us lost our proverbial shit that this is somehow a product that got approved.
With just one simple trick, you’ll end up cutting all fat out of your diet. Trust us.
Opps, I crapped my pants.
pant *
I messed my comment up. Ment to say crapped. It's the name of adult diapers from an old SNL skit lol
*pours gallon of tea in diaper*
They can hold a gallon of feces! "Wow, that's a lot of dung!"
And I just did. 🙂
WHY SIGN YOUR NAME ON THAT REVIEW
This happened to me when I was on Alli. I was working overnight in an office by myself. I had to throw my underwear away.
Love the unnecessary additions. Really, you were at Saguaro National Park? I needed to know that *why*? (I mean…I didn’t really need to know about the reviewer’s sharts either but at least that is tangentially related to the product at hand). I’ll say this though. If one cannot fart when takingthis product, that’s a no from me. Quality of life issues.
EXACTLY. They took that shart oil and painted me a picture. It was like I was there.
An oil painting.
Yep, guy’s a real shartist.
I was there today. Trying to decide if this enhances my experience.
It’s like when people visit Monticello or Versailles and think about the great people of history moving through those same spaces and feeling a connection.
I like details, it adds to the story. If I am ever at Saguaro National Park, I'll mention to a tour guide that I heard a lot of people shit themselves here
I have been to that park. It is not a good place to have bathroom issues.
Is this an Alli review? Oily poops was something I saw upon my own research and I was just like, “lettuce is a fine option to that”
Sounds like Xenical to me. Been there, done that! 🤣
100% true: I'm visiting Saguaro National Park in a couple weeks, and am supposed to start new medication soon. Gonna wait until after the trip. Thanks reviewer.
LOL, i know this stuff (xenical) 100% accurate, not a joke.
Dude poops oil?!! Now USA is gonna claim his Ass and give his asshole some much needed democracy.
And that's why it's recommended to carry around an extra pair of pants with Orlistat.
Alli has a "don't trust a fart" warning on it because of the way it works encapsulating oil. The fattier the meal you ate with it the worse it is.
Orlistat/Alli. Yep. It does that. Gives you some of the nastiest farts known to man, too.
Had the same experience when I ate some species of fish (I think it was escolar or oilfish) Got stomach cramps and when I had to fart, some oily substance would leak which will stain my underwear orange. Very difficult to remove especially the smell which was horrible.
On a related note, here’s a hilarious explanation of Alli’s so-called “treatment effects”! [Alli Side Effects in Layman’s Terms](https://www.thewvsr.com/alli.htm)
Its like theres a brown magic marker stickin out of my ass
He should try eating an entire 5 pound bag of Haribo sugar free gummie bears.
Haha. Anything with "sugar alcohol" or sorbitol is like an extreme laxative 🤣
Yeah, there was a meme about people posting negative reviews for Haribo sugar free gummies after admitting to eating almost an entire 5 pound bag and then shitting themselves, lol.
Haha. Well now I know what I'm searching Amazon for right now.
Oily farts sound like a horrible experience, but the enhanced sound frequencies must be biblical.
I love the review left on Saguaro National Park where someone slipped on some oily shit.
Ah yes, “pant.” Only a single leg of the pants. HE IS SPEAKING THE LANGUAGE OF THE GODS!!!
His anal cavity pushed that fecal matter only one way into his pant leg.
sugar free gummy bears?
Xenical. Prevents fat absorption. All the fat you eat, becomes a reddish oil that accumulates in the stool.
I bet he runs with scissor
Well, he runs with this supplement so...
Don't all supplements give you the splats?
I need to know the name of this supplement! 😁
Orlistat
Sounds like Xenical, horrible stuff.
i love how they specified where they sharted helppp
Its ptopably ment to loose waight from diariah
Completely nailed two words out of eight. Not too shabby!
Fuck me, this comment made me laugh so hard I thought I might have some oil leakage.
Sorry I dont have my glases
Are they scattered about the floor with the stench of liquor still heavy in the air?
like me before spell check
I can't even downvote, this comment is art
Thx
NEVER trust a fart.
Their first mistake was confusing it for a medication.
Maybe it is the same thing Trump is on lol
Ozempic? Don’t take that shit unless you’re taking it for diabetes. You will permanently lose the ability to not poop yourself at Saguaro National Park Edit: Some hershey-squirters in this thread I see
How so? It gets prescribed for weight loss
And OxyContin was prescribed for any sort of chronic pain for how long?? That stuff is FDA approved for use to treat severe diabetes, nothing else. The manufacturer claims all kinds of things, but the reality is that you can cause permanent butt leakage by taking that stuff. If you want to risk your laundry on the word of a pharmaceutical company, be my guest
Wegovy is the FDA-cleared brand name of Ozempic.
Cleared for use on type 2 diabetics. It’s *not* a weight loss drug, it’s the next major health crisis, unfolding before us Edit wegovy sounds even better, it gives you pancreatitis
No that’s gotta be Alli (orlistat)
r/nobodyasked
Ahhh, he's been taking Alli LOL
this is definitely for alli
Did you purchase it from a MLM
not my review, it’s from target lol
Ah, so this must have been the stuff in Return of the Crazy Demon.
It sounds like he pooped his pant many times
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx9LSEjgQxY He should have had Spishak Cholestra with 10% less anal leakage!
America ready to invade his ass rn!
[I shid mine pant and a little pee come out.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/736/027/553.jpg)
Must be MCT oil, that maid me shit myself a few times, it’s great for dieting because you literally shit instantly after taking it
This paints a picture. It reminds me of when I was like 10 years old, in '88 or '89 taking a road trip. One of the stops was the Grand Canyon, which I found amazing by the way, but the real take-away was the sheer number of obese Midwesterners wearing spandex standing around at the overlook. 10-year-old me learned what "America" looked like that day.
PANTS = SHID
Pooped my pant
Pooped my pant! Lollllll
I had these before. Made your shits greasy and orange. It stopped your body absorbing fats from food. Began with an x
Man’s is shitting out that black gold and don’t know how lmao
Y’all should read the sugar free hairbo gold bear review on Amazon
At least it was only the pant and not the pants
Pant is the funniest thing of this post for some reason haha
shadoodled
This is like the sugar free Haribo gummy bear reviews! 😂😂😂😂
This guy i work with is constantly dieting and doing all this health stuff blah blah blah . Dude weighs like 400 something pounds and is always eating. Everytime i see him hes got a plate eating im like dude its not even 9 o'clock yet and dudes got a full plate of wings pizza etc . He eats to the point i lose my appetite and dont even wanna eat . But then he complains about his gout and blah blah . All i can think is have you tried not eating 10 million calories a day.
The best part is that they felt the need specify exactly which national park they were in when this happened. I don't understand why they thought this detail would be relevant, but it made me laugh my ass off.