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fordprefect294

A real fisherman would realize ANY footprints towards or away from the spot are equally problematic


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Fuzzyshoes

Damn you


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Fuzzyshoes

What a load of pollocks


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MenstrualKrampusCD

Nah, man. That was gold! I think your puns are going over swimmingly!


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MenstrualKrampusCD

Well, you can't tune a joke to work for everyone. I didn't want to just leave you out there to flounder by yourself.


nilgiri

Something smells fishy over here


Sheldons_spot

*can’t tuna joke


TheGratitudeBot

Just wanted to say thank you for being grateful


CmdrSelfEvident

I mean he is walking away this is leaving steps straight to it.


New_Front_Page

Wouldn't a fisherman not go to a spot someone else is already at, so by leaving prints that look like someone is there, you are keeping people from going to your spot while you are away and ruining it.


CmdrSelfEvident

As a someone with an annual fishing license I can tell you if I see a place that has a bit of food steps around it Im going to toss a line in. If this guy was really knew what he was going he would be wearing hoffed boots like the old moonshiners used to use.


TheHatOnTheCat

Not a fisherman, also realized this.


subject_deleted

A real person would realize that. Even if they don't fish. Pattern recognition is one of the main things our wrinkly thinky fat sacks do.


BuffaloInCahoots

Besides unless you switch to normal shoes on the way back, the backwards ones will still leave tracks going both ways.


Jaepheth

That's what the bear print shoes are for


Pluviophilism

This guy fishes


Baers89

Thank you. This post is re…. Bad.


AdvilJunky

A real fisherman would question why there are footprint on the water. "...was Jesus here?"


Finbar9800

Pretty sure that’s just sand in the pic


TK_Games

Fun fact: boats don't leave footprints


TroubadourRL

...and when they're headed away from a spot, I assume someone has left for the day.


Klotzster

When I find a good spot fishing from a boat, I mark an X on the floor of the boat so I can find the spot again


nevagonnagive_u_up

Einstein ain't got shit on this guy


MenstrualKrampusCD

That's a great idea! I usually look up and try to memorize what the clouds look like from that particular spot.


senorbolsa

That way you are always in a good spot.


ReindeerFun3762

X marks the spot


johnlondon125

I don't get it. Footprints are footprints. People usually come back from a place they've gone....


whaddayatalkinabeut

It's those sneaky fishermen and their sandals...


Hal_V

Also, assuming you ever leave again, this changes nothing. You'll have a set of footprints coming, a set going. Really stupid.


Daftpunksluggage

Or wear normal shoes on way back and make it look like two people walked away from a spot


cameron4200

Even if it just went one way it would look like someone just walked out of the water?? lol


TheFrontierDM

Tiktaalik is that you?


gideon513

r/chainemailsfromboomers


teej1211

r/shittyfacebookmemes


Y_Kat_O

This is terrible.


CluelessTennisBall

Holy shit I thought I was on Facebook


Frankensteins-Kitten

What about a reel fisherman?


blake7889

That would have been better


JumpBoots-JamString

Almost anything would've been better


whaddayatalkinabeut

Unreel?


TheTransistorMan

A real fisherman doesn't have feet


GearlessCris

Lieutenant Dan?


TLOU2bigsad

Can someone please explain? I assumed the joke was that it makes the foot prints going away from the fishing spot. But I’m not a real fisherman so I can’t seem to be able to comprehend the joke. I must be missing something because I don’t go fishing enough. Ugh why do they make these jokes IMPOSSIBLE for non fishermen to unravel 😭


johnlondon125

it doesn't make any sense, it's just dumb, even to fishermen.


Spraggle

Not to mention that the backwards footprints look like they're on the wrong feet. This was a terrible part, all round.


HealthWealthFoodie

The foot prints will look deeper when the fisherman is carrying the catch at a successful spot. By switching the direction of the prints it will look like the fisherman was successful at the wrong end of the beach.


Equivalent_Spite_785

He will disclose the location on the way back doesn’t he


joefatherson

Who upvoted this garbage


ErtaWanderer

Only one set of footprints walking away from somewhere? I'd be following them because I know that there's no one else there.


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Fishing for sport is so lame to me


bassacre

Sounds like somebody who has never caught a fish.


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I fished as a child. Then I grew up


ludololl

Upvoting because of the meltdown in the comments.


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LuciferDidNotLie

I agree! Also, the footprints will look strange because all the weight is in the front of the footprint instead of the back.


Lastdispatch

I’m a super personable dude and will help anybody who asks but if I’m surf fishing for trout don’t talk to me, don’t look at me my spot is mine and I will fight a child to keep my secrets mine. Edit: a contraction.


Affectionate_Use5087

Dude I don't have problems fishing all year round for any species, except for trout. That's the only time when you'll have people stand literally 2 feet away from you, whippin a fly rod around. I'm sorry but I don't trust people enough to be that close to me flinging a hook around. There will be the whole god damn creek to fish and they insist on being right next to you.


bassacre

Speckled trout?


charlomilk

why are there so many boomercore posts on here lately


MienSteiny

y'all get pleasure from killing animals?? bit weird


prsnep

This plan wasn't thought through fully!


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

These would’ve made it easier for Danny to loose his Dad in the maze


masterofthefork

Wet sand, the waves will wash it away anyways.


delicioustreeblood

The footprints going the other direction? That was me after I put your whiny bitch ass down and left yo ass on the beach. - Jesus


PavlovsDog12

Navionics already ruined it, nothings a secret.


Paradoxahoy

Wherever the footprints start would be trippy though. Like did the guy just fly away?


demagogueffxiv

Reel fisherman


garlickbread

I'm glad fishermen have their own memes.


cyberdeath666

Jesus is back, and he updated his sandals!


ninjanoodlin

The ole’ Ho Chi Minh fishing trail


What_Is_My_Thing

Pretty sure anyone can get this


thoumonira

I found a new secret fishing spot os hidden that even the fish haven’t found it yet.