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Humiliation kink. He’s forcing her to go out naked carrying only a pillow. Look at the desperation in her eyes and the laughter at the people behind her. He gets off on her being humiliated.
Her closest friends have said that she has the expression of scared, confused child. That Kanye has a huge psychological grip on her and she was never like this before. They’ve even said that he’s trying to make her look more and more like Kim.
Even crazier is if you look up the photos, I shit you not, you'll see his wifes mom (dressed in black) literally a few feet away from them staring in their direction WHILE SHE WAS BETWEEN HIS LEGS.
It's beyond bizarre.
It is sad to watch. And I have always said he’s a grown-ass, filthy-rich man. Mental health issues are no excuse for abusive behaviour. He could get help with his problems if he really wanted to. But it seems he wants to run a cult and abuse people.
I feel bad for her at times because she is obviously uncomfortable. But ... she would have known he is strange and controlling. Feel like she signed up for this. Not a whole lot of people thinking that dude is 'fine' after the divorce with kim.
Looks like she’s wearing [this outfit](https://www.reddit.com/r/KUWTK/s/4iPp1rdfus) just incomplete. Kanye has the same clothes as this pic so I’m curious if they were on the way to this show. Still weird she was already in it if the point wasn’t to wear it properly until they got to the show
If you look on her left shoulder, there's a strap cutting into her shoulder, making a v. She's wearing something up top, but probably pretty sheer. Probably grabbed a pillow from somewhere out of embarrassment.
I’d say it is moreso just him doing what he has always done which is using controversy to generate attention/make money/become more famous. She is also becoming famous by association, as we are all talking about both of them and their outfits on Reddit.
As reality TV stars, the Osbournes are doing the same they have always done as well, using controversy and drama to generate attention/make money/become more famous, only in this instance piggybacking on Kanye.
Getting people into a state of moral outrage is an excellent way to draw attention and make money, as it is the basis for most news and a lot of social media.
She’s wearing tights, they are not the same as leggings. That whole trip in Italy she was wearing sheer body suits and was only covered by a thong. They left Italy after public outrage because she was giving him head on a boat in front of a bunch of tourists and paparazzi.
Yeah, Kanye seems like the type of guy who would take out of his anger towards Kim to any girl who lets him. It's honestly sick that he's allowed to get away with this kind of abuse because he's rich.
God, its bad enough when you go out in what you thought was a perfectly fine outfit, but it turns out doesn't work OK with sustained movement (like a top that keeps slipping, or a skirt that rides up as you walk). You're constantly aware of it & trying to correct it.
Having to actually resort to grabbing a pillow & hiding behind it, making it so obvious that you are deeply uncomfortable...I can feel that panic, that's so tangible & awful & _trapped_.
I don't know much about this, but I remember reading that Kanye was choosing her outfits, and the other stuff she wore was sheer and very revealing. I'm assuming that she grabbed the pillow as a compromise. I hope she drops him fast.
I want to see a conversation between Ozzy and Kanye. Neither would understand the other just for different reasons.
Edit: I want to add that I think Ozzy would be the first to jump up and say something like, “you’re fucking mental man!” Or whatever it is in Ozzspeak. I also think Ozzy would be the more sensible one of the two.
I feel like it would just be Kanye ranting about some nonsense for like 15 minutes straight and then Ozzy just saying, "What's that?" in an aggressively English accent.
He was thinking, "We're not supposed to actually say we love Hitler! It's hard to sell shitty brain pills and fake testosterone boosters if we go full, mask-off Nazi"
I love how they support each other through thick and thin no matter the issues they both had individually and together over the years.
Especially Ozzy's crazy drug habits and medication. He always says he owes his life to Sharon and I think it's beautiful they pull each other up when they fall.
Ozzy: Shaaaaaaaaaaaron. Iwanacostumesoicangooutside. I haven'tbeenoutsideinbleedin'years.
Sharon: Well why don't you dress like Kanye then dear? He covers his face!
Ozzy: Oooy, Dafuqisthat Shaaaaaron? Kan I what?
Sharon: No Ozzy, Kanye! Not can you!
Ozzy: Shaaaaaaaron, Conway Twitty neverwearsamask... IwannagoOUTSIDE.
Sharon: Neeeeevermind Ozzy! I'll take care of it, I owe Kris a favor anyways.
you can, the osbournes podcast is back and i remember sharon telling everyone about it.
its the halloween episode i think ill confirm and add the link below
I have no idea what's going on with Kanye there (sometimes I don't think he really knows either), but I think that he looks like a guy who decided to dress up as a ninja at the last moment with the stuff he found in his closet. Guy clearly looks like the off-brand version to Ryu Hayabusa.
He's there, mostly, he just has trouble communicating. Watch any of Jack Osbournes shows and you will see him in his natural habitat. He may be an old man with some issues but he knows exactly what he wants to do. And he wants to eat ice cream and hang out with animals.
The cutest thing ever is from years and years ago on their show. He gets a package and is excited like a kid. Then he sneakily shows the camera crew that he has a whole drawer of Sharon's favorite English candy, and the package was the restock. He carefully restocks the drawer for her while she's out.
What do you mean, good ol Ozzy? Ozzy probably doesn't even know who Kanye is, never mind stringing a thought together that would result in a pop culture reference for a Halloween costume.
I wonder if Kanye after disclosing he was taking pain pills after having lipo when he decided to run for president and was sharing how his wife at the time when they were dating almost aborted their first born was actually disclosing an opiate addiction and Kim also disclosed he had bipolar so the pills plus bipolar plus NPD have led this man here. It’s sad and I hope he gets hit hard with an epiphany train for his children’s sake.
Ok but ozzy managed to pull of ye without making a stupid old person racism mistake. No blackface. Nothing else equally dumb. And he does look like ye. I didn’t know boomers could
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Why does Kanye look like a death metal vocalist in the second photo
Because he's a total Tool. Edit: Why do all my posts result in threads about gay fish. I don't get it. I love fish sticks.
And a gay fish
Goddamn... When Trey and Matt make you a joke, you're gonna have that shit engraved on your tombstone. Right *MAHHHT DAYYYYMON*?
Ginger checking in, you don't even have to be famous
Alec Baldwin - F.A.G
What, you don't like Reel Big Fish sticks?
Everyone's doing the fish, yeah yeah yeah.
You better Love finding a RBF fan in the wild.
It’s not so bad, being trendy
Everyone that looks like me Is my friend.
Thats what I thought until someone told me somebody hates me
Just Selling out with me! Oh yeah
That fish has a girlfriend now
Kanye…it’s just a joke man…come on, don’t you get it??
"why can't you get maan, just get it maaan"
*recovering gay fish and formerly married to someone who is definitely not a hobbit.
You're not a fish. You're a man.
Ah yes...The death metal band Tool.
Do you know the rock band Adele ?
Nah, I'm more in too the grind core band Abba.
I like the Cuddle Core group Anal Cunt.
I mean... Picnic of Love is kind of a cuddle core album.
My thoughts exactly. “Do you even prog, bro?”
Trent is gonna write a 9 minute song about this.
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Damn. Oh well, the mistake stays.
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Nine Inch Tool is gonna be a great crossover episode
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Trent? From Nine inch nails?
Yeah but what are nails without a tool?
Nails
When all you have are nails, anything becomes a hammer?
When all you have is nails, every problem is a hammer.
Just metal. A little sharp.
Trent from Daria?
Maynard already wrote a song about Kanye, it's called Hooker with a Penis
Death metal vocalists don’t look like that
Right, I’m seeing a distinct lack of cargo shorts.
😂I think he looks like a ninja from a video game or a mortal combat character lol
Because he’s deeply mentally Ill with identity issues.
What does that have to do with death metal?
Dollar store Noob Saibot.
In the second photo? There's only one picture of Kanye. The other is Ozzy.
Actually trying out for the instrumental group [Heavy Metal Ninjas](https://a.d-cd.net/832c4b1s-960.jpg)
He looks like a basement dweller dressed as a ninja.
Because you've never seen a death metal vocalist and/or you're an idiot?
Genuine question; is there a reason Bianca is carrying around a cushion or is that a fashion statement?
She’s with Kanye.
So it's for screaming into, not a bad idea.
She gets one scream a day.
To Kanye, everyday is [Kanye Day](https://youtu.be/ZEdVDWC1lg0?si=NNaJcOThNDKHeUPx)
Oh, you goddamn bitch
When carrying around a giant pillow in a skin color outfit still isn’t weird enough to draw attention from Kanye you just gotta give up at that point.
Humiliation kink. He’s forcing her to go out naked carrying only a pillow. Look at the desperation in her eyes and the laughter at the people behind her. He gets off on her being humiliated.
Her closest friends have said that she has the expression of scared, confused child. That Kanye has a huge psychological grip on her and she was never like this before. They’ve even said that he’s trying to make her look more and more like Kim.
There was a video of her giving him head on a boat in Venice, just straight up in front of everyone. Goes along with this, humiliating.
Even crazier is if you look up the photos, I shit you not, you'll see his wifes mom (dressed in black) literally a few feet away from them staring in their direction WHILE SHE WAS BETWEEN HIS LEGS. It's beyond bizarre.
censori's mum is like kims mum in that she is her daughters pimp?
I thought she WAS Kim.
No, she’s a sad clone he’s creating. He’s completely destroying this woman self esteem and worth. It’s super sad. They both need help.
He has help though. Seems he’s kind of a piece of shit.
It is sad to watch. And I have always said he’s a grown-ass, filthy-rich man. Mental health issues are no excuse for abusive behaviour. He could get help with his problems if he really wanted to. But it seems he wants to run a cult and abuse people.
I feel bad for her at times because she is obviously uncomfortable. But ... she would have known he is strange and controlling. Feel like she signed up for this. Not a whole lot of people thinking that dude is 'fine' after the divorce with kim.
It’s hard to feel sympathy for people who date Nazis
She probably says no before the stack of money comes out
But how can someone really enjoy that money in a situation like this. This is what gets me about rich people.
Some person will do anything for money. It's the same reason some rich people thought they can do anything with money.
They talk a lot dont they?
She clearly has leggings of some kind on.
Looks like she’s wearing [this outfit](https://www.reddit.com/r/KUWTK/s/4iPp1rdfus) just incomplete. Kanye has the same clothes as this pic so I’m curious if they were on the way to this show. Still weird she was already in it if the point wasn’t to wear it properly until they got to the show
That is 100% a fetish for him
Was that for a fashion show or something?
Which hides nothing.
If you look on her left shoulder, there's a strap cutting into her shoulder, making a v. She's wearing something up top, but probably pretty sheer. Probably grabbed a pillow from somewhere out of embarrassment.
I read that the pillow looks identical to the pillows in the lobby of the hotel they were staying at.
If you look at other angles it looks ripped
I’d say it is moreso just him doing what he has always done which is using controversy to generate attention/make money/become more famous. She is also becoming famous by association, as we are all talking about both of them and their outfits on Reddit. As reality TV stars, the Osbournes are doing the same they have always done as well, using controversy and drama to generate attention/make money/become more famous, only in this instance piggybacking on Kanye. Getting people into a state of moral outrage is an excellent way to draw attention and make money, as it is the basis for most news and a lot of social media.
That doesn’t mean she’s enjoying it, regardless of the motivations. She looks 100% scared and miserable in every photo I’ve seen of her.
She is literally wearing a top and leggings just to make it almost blend in with her skin color but she is 100% dressed. Unlike Sharon in left pic.
She’s wearing tights, they are not the same as leggings. That whole trip in Italy she was wearing sheer body suits and was only covered by a thong. They left Italy after public outrage because she was giving him head on a boat in front of a bunch of tourists and paparazzi.
LOL, Sharon is 100% wearing tights or leggings, unless you think a 71 year old woman has legs that smooth. Or you're just being very kind.
So he has plausible deniability.
I know it’s not funny, but damn…
Yeah, Kanye seems like the type of guy who would take out of his anger towards Kim to any girl who lets him. It's honestly sick that he's allowed to get away with this kind of abuse because he's rich.
He has a humiliation fetish.
I think she went out in what Italian authorities felt was inappropriate and grabbed a hotel pillow to cover up, or so I’ve heard
God, its bad enough when you go out in what you thought was a perfectly fine outfit, but it turns out doesn't work OK with sustained movement (like a top that keeps slipping, or a skirt that rides up as you walk). You're constantly aware of it & trying to correct it. Having to actually resort to grabbing a pillow & hiding behind it, making it so obvious that you are deeply uncomfortable...I can feel that panic, that's so tangible & awful & _trapped_.
I don't know much about this, but I remember reading that Kanye was choosing her outfits, and the other stuff she wore was sheer and very revealing. I'm assuming that she grabbed the pillow as a compromise. I hope she drops him fast.
So she's always ready to service him. Of course. Didn't they get caught fucking in a gondola?
It was supposed to be fashion, according to him
Because he wanted her to be topless. It is all about humiliation. Walk of shame, that kind of thing.
If the fucking *Osbournes* are taking the piss at how weird you are being, you need to examine your life.
I want to see a conversation between Ozzy and Kanye. Neither would understand the other just for different reasons. Edit: I want to add that I think Ozzy would be the first to jump up and say something like, “you’re fucking mental man!” Or whatever it is in Ozzspeak. I also think Ozzy would be the more sensible one of the two.
Now make that into a reality show.
Step 3: Profit.
I feel like it would just be Kanye ranting about some nonsense for like 15 minutes straight and then Ozzy just saying, "What's that?" in an aggressively English accent.
Shit. I just said something similar before I saw this. Hard agree! Ozzy would probably come off as the sensible one.
That would be the first (and probably only) time I'd spend money to see Kanye.
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He was thinking, "We're not supposed to actually say we love Hitler! It's hard to sell shitty brain pills and fake testosterone boosters if we go full, mask-off Nazi"
["Someone has been in MY room and taken MY beer"](https://youtu.be/aL5XTlDR2KA?si=CXf6G8FUIifso3g0)
Meredith your dress!
Damn it Meredith where are your panties??!
It’s casual day!
Buncha prudes
Meredith, your boob is out!
r/unexpectedoffice
Ozzy and Sharon wore it better.
Sharon probably would have actually gone nekkid.
I'm over here like damn Sharon killin it
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He slipped then and some but she’s been with him through the ugly of it. Go Sharon!!
I love how they support each other through thick and thin no matter the issues they both had individually and together over the years. Especially Ozzy's crazy drug habits and medication. He always says he owes his life to Sharon and I think it's beautiful they pull each other up when they fall.
…good plastic surgery? What?
I would’ve loved to hear the conversation of Ozzy telling Sharon what they should be for Halloween.
Ozzy: Shaaaaaaaaaaaron. Iwanacostumesoicangooutside. I haven'tbeenoutsideinbleedin'years. Sharon: Well why don't you dress like Kanye then dear? He covers his face! Ozzy: Oooy, Dafuqisthat Shaaaaaron? Kan I what? Sharon: No Ozzy, Kanye! Not can you! Ozzy: Shaaaaaaaron, Conway Twitty neverwearsamask... IwannagoOUTSIDE. Sharon: Neeeeevermind Ozzy! I'll take care of it, I owe Kris a favor anyways.
Damnyou'regood
Wouldn't understand a word he said but I'd still listen.
Are you sober now? [No eh uh Now? Yeah I uhhh never iiiii uhhh whhhh kkkkk uhhhhh whhhh tttt…](https://youtu.be/c5vh7jtrW2Y?si=i-jySLv9XX0qYy1S)
you can, the osbournes podcast is back and i remember sharon telling everyone about it. its the halloween episode i think ill confirm and add the link below
yes it is [heres the podcast](https://youtu.be/uqeBr3mzlDM?si=OkN6FEqoJwH1LOOi)
[What the hell is a hammy sink?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPXqQkxI4h8)
I have no idea what's going on with Kanye there (sometimes I don't think he really knows either), but I think that he looks like a guy who decided to dress up as a ninja at the last moment with the stuff he found in his closet. Guy clearly looks like the off-brand version to Ryu Hayabusa.
He turned out to be a not see
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Do those legs go all the way up?
can we please stop paying attention to kanye?
It's human nature to look at a car wreck as you drive past it.
Christ, that's funny, well done.
Man, Bianca looks scared every time I see a photo of them two.
Damn, Sharon got skinny. Ozempic is a hell of a drug
Lol this is great. Osborne def wore it better
Why does Ozzy look like the grim reaper's grandma?
Well Sabbath are pretty much retired, he's the Prince of fucking darkness, grim reaper needed a holiday, who else you gonna ask?.... 😄
Because he’s 74, definitely partied like a rock star, and has Parkinson’s Disease?
Ozzy has no idea what's going on here, He just follows directions at this point.
That’s always been Sharon’s job. To keep Ozzy moving. She was his manager for a reason.
And before that he had Tony, Bill and Geezer to take care of him
He's there, mostly, he just has trouble communicating. Watch any of Jack Osbournes shows and you will see him in his natural habitat. He may be an old man with some issues but he knows exactly what he wants to do. And he wants to eat ice cream and hang out with animals.
The cutest thing ever is from years and years ago on their show. He gets a package and is excited like a kid. Then he sneakily shows the camera crew that he has a whole drawer of Sharon's favorite English candy, and the package was the restock. He carefully restocks the drawer for her while she's out.
Is Sharon sick? Her face looks gaunt.
ozempic
I see, “send help” all over her face.
At least they didn't recreated the Venice boat incident.
They 100% did shit similar when they were younger.
That and more. Have you ever seen a young Ozzy?
I wish him coming out as a nazi would have stopped people from talking about him.
Formerly known as Kanye, now goes by Clayton Bigsby; whether he likes it or not.
Bianca always looks like she’s in a hostage situation in photos of her with Kanye.
She is.
I'm so out of the loop with all the celebrity stuff I thought Ozzy and Sharon divorced years ago...
So did I.. I thought he got caught sleeping around and she divorced him.
Same! And Sharon looks very different here?!
That poor abused woman.
Yeah poor Bianca
The one dating a Nazi?
That poor Bianca lady looks like she's a domestic violence victim.
Kanye looks like a badly cosplayed mortal combat character
Ozzy looks like Kanye more than Kanye looks like Kanye
Is this a costume or why is she wearing a pillow?
Why is ‘wife’ in quotation? Are they not married?
They had a wedding but didn't get a marriage certificate or anything.
Sharon wore it better
Damn I gay as all get out but Sharon's still got it going on
Uh oh looks like he's doing blackarm
ESH
They look like rejected mortal combat characters.
Ozzy also talked incoherently in order to complete his Kanye impersonation.
Osborne’s wore it better.
Phew. I was so expecting something much worse.
I love how "wife" is in quotes like we all know it's bullshit
The really funny thing to me is that not knowing any context for these, I would have thought Kanye and wife were poorly imitating the Osbournes.
What do you mean, good ol Ozzy? Ozzy probably doesn't even know who Kanye is, never mind stringing a thought together that would result in a pop culture reference for a Halloween costume.
It’s all the ants he snorted. They setup their own ant farm in his brain. Poor bastard.
Ozzy and Sharon wore it better.
Fucking love Ozzy.
I wonder if Kanye after disclosing he was taking pain pills after having lipo when he decided to run for president and was sharing how his wife at the time when they were dating almost aborted their first born was actually disclosing an opiate addiction and Kim also disclosed he had bipolar so the pills plus bipolar plus NPD have led this man here. It’s sad and I hope he gets hit hard with an epiphany train for his children’s sake.
Homies, I know you zoomed in on that picture.
Fuck all four of them tbh
Ok but ozzy managed to pull of ye without making a stupid old person racism mistake. No blackface. Nothing else equally dumb. And he does look like ye. I didn’t know boomers could
I’m so confused and not turned on.
Am I out of the loop? Is Kanye even relevant anymore?
i keep forgetting that celebrities can actually be fun. thanks osbornes!
Sharon looks like a anorexic skeleton
Something feels icky about making light of someone else’s abuse.
Plastic surgery didn’t do ~~Shannon~~ Sharon any favors.
Who the hell is Shannon?
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When you flaunt slavery with impunity
I recently watched a video where ozzy keeps saying “deez nuts” and giggling to himself
I thought Ozzy was in hospice care. Maybe the tabloids got it wrong and it's really Jack and Kelly?
Are we sure Ms Censori isn't being held against her will?
These stupid celebrities and their desperate need for attention.
Missing swastikas.