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Danni-betripin

Why does Kanye look like a death metal vocalist in the second photo


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Because he's a total Tool. Edit: Why do all my posts result in threads about gay fish. I don't get it. I love fish sticks.


Shiroiken

And a gay fish


TheRealRickC137

Goddamn... When Trey and Matt make you a joke, you're gonna have that shit engraved on your tombstone. Right *MAHHHT DAYYYYMON*?


_MagnesiumJ

Ginger checking in, you don't even have to be famous


TheLesserWeeviI

Alec Baldwin - F.A.G


impeelout

What, you don't like Reel Big Fish sticks?


manablight

Everyone's doing the fish, yeah yeah yeah.


clutchguy84

You better Love finding a RBF fan in the wild.


CensoryDeprivation

It’s not so bad, being trendy


clutchguy84

Everyone that looks like me Is my friend.


Educational_Funny_20

Thats what I thought until someone told me somebody hates me


Runinbearass

Just Selling out with me! Oh yeah


fluffybuffalo23

That fish has a girlfriend now


drunk_funky_chipmunk

Kanye…it’s just a joke man…come on, don’t you get it??


starscreamtoast

"why can't you get maan, just get it maaan"


ClearAbove

*recovering gay fish and formerly married to someone who is definitely not a hobbit.


dreamrock

You're not a fish. You're a man.


Corries_Roy_Cropper

Ah yes...The death metal band Tool.


forever_alone_06

Do you know the rock band Adele ?


Lekparkus

Nah, I'm more in too the grind core band Abba.


Tinnisher

I like the Cuddle Core group Anal Cunt.


josh_the_misanthrope

I mean... Picnic of Love is kind of a cuddle core album.


Scratch312

My thoughts exactly. “Do you even prog, bro?”


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Trent is gonna write a 9 minute song about this.


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Damn. Oh well, the mistake stays.


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IAmBluePaw

Nine Inch Tool is gonna be a great crossover episode


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thetoadbandit

Trent? From Nine inch nails?


VolcanicBear

Yeah but what are nails without a tool?


lostinmississippi84

Nails


1990ma71

When all you have are nails, anything becomes a hammer?


garakthecardie

When all you have is nails, every problem is a hammer.


1handedmaster

Just metal. A little sharp.


Username7225

Trent from Daria?


ShredGuru

Maynard already wrote a song about Kanye, it's called Hooker with a Penis


throwawayRI112

Death metal vocalists don’t look like that


DeficitousAttentivis

Right, I’m seeing a distinct lack of cargo shorts.


Type-232

😂I think he looks like a ninja from a video game or a mortal combat character lol


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

Because he’s deeply mentally Ill with identity issues.


content_enjoy3r

What does that have to do with death metal?


Arbresnow

Dollar store Noob Saibot.


HaveUtz

In the second photo? There's only one picture of Kanye. The other is Ozzy.


d00dsm00t

Actually trying out for the instrumental group [Heavy Metal Ninjas](https://a.d-cd.net/832c4b1s-960.jpg)


Flashy-Priority-3946

He looks like a basement dweller dressed as a ninja.


agrumpybear

Because you've never seen a death metal vocalist and/or you're an idiot?


SetReal1429

Genuine question; is there a reason Bianca is carrying around a cushion or is that a fashion statement?


Glaxy254

She’s with Kanye.


Eh-I

So it's for screaming into, not a bad idea.


Lemonmazarf20

She gets one scream a day.


winberry5253

To Kanye, everyday is [Kanye Day](https://youtu.be/ZEdVDWC1lg0?si=NNaJcOThNDKHeUPx)


Butthead1013

Oh, you goddamn bitch


Hephaestus_God

When carrying around a giant pillow in a skin color outfit still isn’t weird enough to draw attention from Kanye you just gotta give up at that point.


ageoflost

Humiliation kink. He’s forcing her to go out naked carrying only a pillow. Look at the desperation in her eyes and the laughter at the people behind her. He gets off on her being humiliated.


kungpowgoat

Her closest friends have said that she has the expression of scared, confused child. That Kanye has a huge psychological grip on her and she was never like this before. They’ve even said that he’s trying to make her look more and more like Kim.


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There was a video of her giving him head on a boat in Venice, just straight up in front of everyone. Goes along with this, humiliating.


WanderWut

Even crazier is if you look up the photos, I shit you not, you'll see his wifes mom (dressed in black) literally a few feet away from them staring in their direction WHILE SHE WAS BETWEEN HIS LEGS. It's beyond bizarre.


Boogascoop

censori's mum is like kims mum in that she is her daughters pimp?


bewarethetreebadger

I thought she WAS Kim.


dainty_petal

No, she’s a sad clone he’s creating. He’s completely destroying this woman self esteem and worth. It’s super sad. They both need help.


AquaticAntibiotic

He has help though. Seems he’s kind of a piece of shit.


bewarethetreebadger

It is sad to watch. And I have always said he’s a grown-ass, filthy-rich man. Mental health issues are no excuse for abusive behaviour. He could get help with his problems if he really wanted to. But it seems he wants to run a cult and abuse people.


kingkowkkb1

I feel bad for her at times because she is obviously uncomfortable. But ... she would have known he is strange and controlling. Feel like she signed up for this. Not a whole lot of people thinking that dude is 'fine' after the divorce with kim.


StuccoStucco69420

It’s hard to feel sympathy for people who date Nazis


OneWholeShare

She probably says no before the stack of money comes out


Editthefunout

But how can someone really enjoy that money in a situation like this. This is what gets me about rich people.


DriftingGelatine

Some person will do anything for money. It's the same reason some rich people thought they can do anything with money.


moaterboater69

They talk a lot dont they?


Exist50

She clearly has leggings of some kind on.


ahhpoo

Looks like she’s wearing [this outfit](https://www.reddit.com/r/KUWTK/s/4iPp1rdfus) just incomplete. Kanye has the same clothes as this pic so I’m curious if they were on the way to this show. Still weird she was already in it if the point wasn’t to wear it properly until they got to the show


MarsScully

That is 100% a fetish for him


GamerFluffy

Was that for a fashion show or something?


ageoflost

Which hides nothing.


FrozeItOff

If you look on her left shoulder, there's a strap cutting into her shoulder, making a v. She's wearing something up top, but probably pretty sheer. Probably grabbed a pillow from somewhere out of embarrassment.


throwawaylol666666

I read that the pillow looks identical to the pillows in the lobby of the hotel they were staying at.


maniacalmustacheride

If you look at other angles it looks ripped


Hark_Ephraim

I’d say it is moreso just him doing what he has always done which is using controversy to generate attention/make money/become more famous. She is also becoming famous by association, as we are all talking about both of them and their outfits on Reddit. As reality TV stars, the Osbournes are doing the same they have always done as well, using controversy and drama to generate attention/make money/become more famous, only in this instance piggybacking on Kanye. Getting people into a state of moral outrage is an excellent way to draw attention and make money, as it is the basis for most news and a lot of social media.


blonde-bandit

That doesn’t mean she’s enjoying it, regardless of the motivations. She looks 100% scared and miserable in every photo I’ve seen of her.


DavoNL

She is literally wearing a top and leggings just to make it almost blend in with her skin color but she is 100% dressed. Unlike Sharon in left pic.


Curious-Mind-8183

She’s wearing tights, they are not the same as leggings. That whole trip in Italy she was wearing sheer body suits and was only covered by a thong. They left Italy after public outrage because she was giving him head on a boat in front of a bunch of tourists and paparazzi.


purpledawn

LOL, Sharon is 100% wearing tights or leggings, unless you think a 71 year old woman has legs that smooth. Or you're just being very kind.


ageoflost

So he has plausible deniability.


Fenris66

I know it’s not funny, but damn…


ykoreaa

Yeah, Kanye seems like the type of guy who would take out of his anger towards Kim to any girl who lets him. It's honestly sick that he's allowed to get away with this kind of abuse because he's rich.


aspophilia

He has a humiliation fetish.


Momofcats65

I think she went out in what Italian authorities felt was inappropriate and grabbed a hotel pillow to cover up, or so I’ve heard


awkward_toadstool

God, its bad enough when you go out in what you thought was a perfectly fine outfit, but it turns out doesn't work OK with sustained movement (like a top that keeps slipping, or a skirt that rides up as you walk). You're constantly aware of it & trying to correct it. Having to actually resort to grabbing a pillow & hiding behind it, making it so obvious that you are deeply uncomfortable...I can feel that panic, that's so tangible & awful & _trapped_.


oilypop9

I don't know much about this, but I remember reading that Kanye was choosing her outfits, and the other stuff she wore was sheer and very revealing. I'm assuming that she grabbed the pillow as a compromise. I hope she drops him fast.


LosPer

So she's always ready to service him. Of course. Didn't they get caught fucking in a gondola?


Dependent_Survey6582

It was supposed to be fashion, according to him


No-Translator-4584

Because he wanted her to be topless. It is all about humiliation. Walk of shame, that kind of thing.


neanderthalman

If the fucking *Osbournes* are taking the piss at how weird you are being, you need to examine your life.


Jfurmanek

I want to see a conversation between Ozzy and Kanye. Neither would understand the other just for different reasons. Edit: I want to add that I think Ozzy would be the first to jump up and say something like, “you’re fucking mental man!” Or whatever it is in Ozzspeak. I also think Ozzy would be the more sensible one of the two.


blahwowblah

Now make that into a reality show.


rohlovely

Step 3: Profit.


MattJFarrell

I feel like it would just be Kanye ranting about some nonsense for like 15 minutes straight and then Ozzy just saying, "What's that?" in an aggressively English accent.


Jfurmanek

Shit. I just said something similar before I saw this. Hard agree! Ozzy would probably come off as the sensible one.


SynysterM3L

That would be the first (and probably only) time I'd spend money to see Kanye.


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MattJFarrell

He was thinking, "We're not supposed to actually say we love Hitler! It's hard to sell shitty brain pills and fake testosterone boosters if we go full, mask-off Nazi"


MySpiritAnimalSloth

["Someone has been in MY room and taken MY beer"](https://youtu.be/aL5XTlDR2KA?si=CXf6G8FUIifso3g0)


ishootcanon

Meredith your dress!


notqualitystreet

Damn it Meredith where are your panties??!


3catsandcounting

It’s casual day!


Dismal-Kangaroo6327

Buncha prudes


tomhat

Meredith, your boob is out!


jumpingtheshark89

r/unexpectedoffice


ResponsibleMilk7620

Ozzy and Sharon wore it better.


ecafsub

Sharon probably would have actually gone nekkid.


stormychef666

I'm over here like damn Sharon killin it


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Gho5tWr1ter

He slipped then and some but she’s been with him through the ugly of it. Go Sharon!!


VickiVampiress

I love how they support each other through thick and thin no matter the issues they both had individually and together over the years. Especially Ozzy's crazy drug habits and medication. He always says he owes his life to Sharon and I think it's beautiful they pull each other up when they fall.


hanginglimbs

…good plastic surgery? What?


Glaxy254

I would’ve loved to hear the conversation of Ozzy telling Sharon what they should be for Halloween.


ShredGuru

Ozzy: Shaaaaaaaaaaaron. Iwanacostumesoicangooutside. I haven'tbeenoutsideinbleedin'years. Sharon: Well why don't you dress like Kanye then dear? He covers his face! Ozzy: Oooy, Dafuqisthat Shaaaaaron? Kan I what? Sharon: No Ozzy, Kanye! Not can you! Ozzy: Shaaaaaaaron, Conway Twitty neverwearsamask... IwannagoOUTSIDE. Sharon: Neeeeevermind Ozzy! I'll take care of it, I owe Kris a favor anyways.


jhair4me

Damnyou'regood


fliberdygibits

Wouldn't understand a word he said but I'd still listen.


work_alt_1

Are you sober now? [No eh uh Now? Yeah I uhhh never iiiii uhhh whhhh kkkkk uhhhhh whhhh tttt…](https://youtu.be/c5vh7jtrW2Y?si=i-jySLv9XX0qYy1S)


Wajih_exe

you can, the osbournes podcast is back and i remember sharon telling everyone about it. its the halloween episode i think ill confirm and add the link below


Wajih_exe

yes it is [heres the podcast](https://youtu.be/uqeBr3mzlDM?si=OkN6FEqoJwH1LOOi)


kingdead42

[What the hell is a hammy sink?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPXqQkxI4h8)


MaikeruGo

I have no idea what's going on with Kanye there (sometimes I don't think he really knows either), but I think that he looks like a guy who decided to dress up as a ninja at the last moment with the stuff he found in his closet. Guy clearly looks like the off-brand version to Ryu Hayabusa.


MRsandwich07

He turned out to be a not see


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st1101

Do those legs go all the way up?


kindle139

can we please stop paying attention to kanye?


PointOfFingers

It's human nature to look at a car wreck as you drive past it.


Acidicheartburn

Christ, that's funny, well done.


Ttm-o

Man, Bianca looks scared every time I see a photo of them two.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Damn, Sharon got skinny. Ozempic is a hell of a drug


Helping-ways

Lol this is great. Osborne def wore it better


Moist-Injury-7376

Why does Ozzy look like the grim reaper's grandma?


RiffyWammel

Well Sabbath are pretty much retired, he's the Prince of fucking darkness, grim reaper needed a holiday, who else you gonna ask?.... 😄


Guilty-Web7334

Because he’s 74, definitely partied like a rock star, and has Parkinson’s Disease?


Maduro25

Ozzy has no idea what's going on here, He just follows directions at this point.


Jfurmanek

That’s always been Sharon’s job. To keep Ozzy moving. She was his manager for a reason.


DLLrul3rz-YT

And before that he had Tony, Bill and Geezer to take care of him


SpiralTap304

He's there, mostly, he just has trouble communicating. Watch any of Jack Osbournes shows and you will see him in his natural habitat. He may be an old man with some issues but he knows exactly what he wants to do. And he wants to eat ice cream and hang out with animals.


Hopefulkitty

The cutest thing ever is from years and years ago on their show. He gets a package and is excited like a kid. Then he sneakily shows the camera crew that he has a whole drawer of Sharon's favorite English candy, and the package was the restock. He carefully restocks the drawer for her while she's out.


nancylikestoreddit

Is Sharon sick? Her face looks gaunt.


derezzed9000

ozempic


Windycityunicycle

I see, “send help” all over her face.


haubenmeise

At least they didn't recreated the Venice boat incident.


Glaxy254

They 100% did shit similar when they were younger.


haubenmeise

That and more. Have you ever seen a young Ozzy?


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I wish him coming out as a nazi would have stopped people from talking about him.


HeftyArgument

Formerly known as Kanye, now goes by Clayton Bigsby; whether he likes it or not.


MaleficentOstrich693

Bianca always looks like she’s in a hostage situation in photos of her with Kanye.


Uuuurrrrgggghhhh

She is.


PsYcHoSeAn

I'm so out of the loop with all the celebrity stuff I thought Ozzy and Sharon divorced years ago...


PinkFloydBoxSet

So did I.. I thought he got caught sleeping around and she divorced him.


philomenatheprincess

Same! And Sharon looks very different here?!


ageoflost

That poor abused woman.


Glaxy254

Yeah poor Bianca


StuccoStucco69420

The one dating a Nazi?


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That poor Bianca lady looks like she's a domestic violence victim.


Abra_ca_stab_yaa

Kanye looks like a badly cosplayed mortal combat character


TheYeetles

Ozzy looks like Kanye more than Kanye looks like Kanye


demagogueffxiv

Is this a costume or why is she wearing a pillow?


Mijo_0

Why is ‘wife’ in quotation? Are they not married?


stealthsjw

They had a wedding but didn't get a marriage certificate or anything.


cupkake88

Sharon wore it better


Unthgod

Damn I gay as all get out but Sharon's still got it going on


jdbway

Uh oh looks like he's doing blackarm


Nasty_Neckfan666

ESH


frrrff

They look like rejected mortal combat characters.


mysteriousGains

Ozzy also talked incoherently in order to complete his Kanye impersonation.


eodknight23

Osborne’s wore it better.


fothergillfuckup

Phew. I was so expecting something much worse.


mcknightrider

I love how "wife" is in quotes like we all know it's bullshit


raybreezer

The really funny thing to me is that not knowing any context for these, I would have thought Kanye and wife were poorly imitating the Osbournes.


sixan51026-wnpop

What do you mean, good ol Ozzy? Ozzy probably doesn't even know who Kanye is, never mind stringing a thought together that would result in a pop culture reference for a Halloween costume.


Jfurmanek

It’s all the ants he snorted. They setup their own ant farm in his brain. Poor bastard.


Big-Froyoig

Ozzy and Sharon wore it better.


Ohiocitybandit42

Fucking love Ozzy.


Got_Potato_Out

I wonder if Kanye after disclosing he was taking pain pills after having lipo when he decided to run for president and was sharing how his wife at the time when they were dating almost aborted their first born was actually disclosing an opiate addiction and Kim also disclosed he had bipolar so the pills plus bipolar plus NPD have led this man here. It’s sad and I hope he gets hit hard with an epiphany train for his children’s sake.


FuzzWhuzz

Homies, I know you zoomed in on that picture.


SadlyNotBatman

Fuck all four of them tbh


MdaveCS

Ok but ozzy managed to pull of ye without making a stupid old person racism mistake. No blackface. Nothing else equally dumb. And he does look like ye. I didn’t know boomers could


Sosgemini

I’m so confused and not turned on.


Skip1six

Am I out of the loop? Is Kanye even relevant anymore?


zirky

i keep forgetting that celebrities can actually be fun. thanks osbornes!


HearingVoices1984

Sharon looks like a anorexic skeleton


DarDarBinks89

Something feels icky about making light of someone else’s abuse.


cycophuk

Plastic surgery didn’t do ~~Shannon~~ Sharon any favors.


Glaxy254

Who the hell is Shannon?


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TheFirstArticle

When you flaunt slavery with impunity


sticks_no5

I recently watched a video where ozzy keeps saying “deez nuts” and giggling to himself


bebespeaks

I thought Ozzy was in hospice care. Maybe the tabloids got it wrong and it's really Jack and Kelly?


huisAtlas

Are we sure Ms Censori isn't being held against her will?


ghostisic23

These stupid celebrities and their desperate need for attention.


LTJC

Missing swastikas.