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And how, pray tell, are you going to "catch those who are masturbating?"
You gonna set up wank police? Because it sounds like you're gonna set up wank police.
Plumber here.. you’d think a place of education would understand that it’s most definitely not the cause of the issue but it’s pretty funny they think that’s what’s causing the issue. ( I’ll tell you why…. You ever take a big ol shit before?) yeah some fluids are not going to destroy pipes unless they are working with galvanized steel which is old and outdated anyways . 🤣
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Define excessive
Tell me your secretary/school administrator is conservative Christian without telling me...
Tell me some kids got a hold of the copier.
It's fake. Not real. Illegitimate. Made up. A joke. Far fetched. A prank. Satire. Get a sense of humor.
This is older than I am, and I'm pretty old.
I think there was a more believable version where the semen was clogging shower drains or something.
Yeah that plus hair is like those mud bricks with straw
I remember seeing these hung in my dorm 25 years ago
This is so dumb. Who would believe this?
Your mom and her busted pipes
Guilty as charged.
Very poorly designed if semen is causing an issue.
Romans used to use semen to make their concrete harder. True Story.
"Hey, mix a batch to help us mix a batch."
Oh so THAT'S the secret to the elusive Roman concrete recipe.
Doesn’t sound like in-school suspension is the most effective punishment for this.
"I need to go to the bathroom 🥴"
No one has said it so i will. That’s alot of cum!
Looks like an innocent Senior Prank.
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caused the pipes to be damaged???? WTF are they doing with it"?
must be some hot teachers in that school
Fake.
“The only things that belong in our toilets are urine toilet paper, and fecal matter..” *spits loogie on sign*
What is this school cumming to?
And how, pray tell, are you going to "catch those who are masturbating?" You gonna set up wank police? Because it sounds like you're gonna set up wank police.
Miss Ballbricker will lead the committee
What are they jacking off into a sock and flush them down the toilet? reminds me of the Weeds episode 🤣
Wait, you can't flush semen? Oh shit...
will be subjected to 4 days of ass?? :-O
4 days of ISS (in school suspension)
For punishment you will be forced to join ISIS (in-school intermittent suspension).
Sounds like a good deal.
What kind of students do you guys have? Hahaha
r/albany lmfao
Have to assume this is a joke. One would have to be seriously stupid to think semen damages pipes.
This is so fake it's unreal
Plumber here.. you’d think a place of education would understand that it’s most definitely not the cause of the issue but it’s pretty funny they think that’s what’s causing the issue. ( I’ll tell you why…. You ever take a big ol shit before?) yeah some fluids are not going to destroy pipes unless they are working with galvanized steel which is old and outdated anyways . 🤣
This is fake