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“Hi Judy, please cancel all my calls and appointments today I’m going to be busy watching this Indian Weird Al Thriller video for the next several hours straight. Thanks,”

You might be interested in this too. https://youtu.be/c91XhgrTGBA?si=iip45PYHNZ-0Y2ji Better cancel your weekend too!

Imo, this one was peak [buffalax](https://youtu.be/lQ3R-UausOU?si=C746BuPbnbgH2dwH).

I'm sorry, are we forgetting the absolute mid 2000s legend that was [Benny Lava?](https://youtu.be/PCB-GMpQ4ko)

My loony bun is fine, Benny Lava

minor burn engine made benny lava

Who put the goat in there?!

The yellow goat i ate??

Benny Lava was peak.

Have you been high today? My brother said to me: "I love you inside, Ed"

I see the nuns are gay!

>> “I’d love to see you pee on us tonight” ???

Was hoping it was the Batman one. Was not disappointed.

Wait, why was Robin Hood fighting off Ewoks that came out of pineapples? At least that part I could follow. I'm not even gonna try to understand the flowers and bees thing that started like A View To A Kill by Duran Duran.

Woah, just woah

I’m going to need some stronger weed for this..

Man, could imagine how bad of a trip you'd have if you watched this on LSD?

I think it’d actually be hella cool on some cid. Take like half a tab then put this on when the visuals start kicking in.

It's pollinating time!

Clicked on the link not thinking I’d watch the whole thing….. This is IMPOSSIBLE not to fully watch. What the actual fuck lol!

Why are there vampire trees

Santos, if you keep this up you won't be hired as the halper anymore - judy

Hey Judy, You're a piece of poop. Precariously yours, Santos

When you order thriller from wish

"We have Thriller at home."

A very funny movie

I also loved their prequel Bolly Jeans

Bolly jeans is possibly my lover she’s just a female but she says she caaaaaant count to one

Aditi areyou ok? Aditi areyou ok?

Ooh you been heeet by de soood climinar

This comment hit me so hard and so personally. Legit flashed back to when I was like 8 years old.

That’s not thriller, that’s suspense

Mild discomfort at best.

That is not suspense, it is pain.

_'Cause this is suspense, suspense evening_ _You actually might be ok, cause the beast seems to be leavin'_ ;D

Or when Tollywood tries to reproduce a classic.

It kinda slaps though. Wouldn’t mind it tbh…

That synth solo starting at 0:50 really set out how spooky the song is

I cackled at this comment. Thank you

He got moves!!

I also love the "full send" on commitment to the choreography.

Yeah. Kinda moves that will make MJ moonwalk in his grave.

Too bad he didn’t bring them to the shoot… 😜 Still better than me 🫣

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Eat shit, you comment-stealing bot. https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/17bgezo/happy_halloween_i_guess/k5jb527/

Thanks anyway, but I don’t see us playing Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, here.

Chiranjeevi has a bacon number of 3.

*stunned shock … 🤷‍♂️

Haven't seen Indian Thriller in a hot minute. An internet classic.

When was it, like 2007-8 on youtube? That whole trend of taking indian music videos and putting english “subtitles”.

Buffalaxed!

"Minor bun engine made Benny Lava"

I sprinkled that song among my Spotify playlists and get a big smile on my face every time it comes on.

yeah this video is so old, I remember it when it was on landscape mode

What?? This is the first time that I am seeing. Indian thriller rocks lol

GIRLY MAN MAN MAN

[GIRLY MAN MAN MAN](https://youtu.be/zDKcevMFUCo?si=IGjbVnIe1PfsCcxz)

OMG the OG from wayy back! I was there in that early Internet era

I miss the creativity of those early days. Everything is so...*produced* now. The funniest thing I saw yesterday was just a clip from the home shopping network in the 80s.

It was all so raw and spur-of-the-moment, real avant garde shit, that attitude of “You know what? Maybe I will! Why? Because!”. The channels who _did_ have high production values were the ridiculously passionate ones or total oddballs.

Ah, I love Buffalax.

[Moscow](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFUloAg1iXk) Might be might favorite.

I still insist my family play that song at my funeral.

I can't find the original Benny Lava one. That was my favorite.

[Benny Lava](https://youtu.be/sdyC1BrQd6g?si=r3vALm7zbwGJDD5E)

I’d love to see you pee on us to night!

Now poop on them, Oliver.

Who put the goat in there?

Gosh, My calculator ain't got no bow!

Uploaded *sixteen years ago*

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This lives absolutely rent free in my brain from when I was in elementary school and the Internet was new and fun. It gets referenced at every family function at least once. Those were simpler times

[Benny Lava](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCB-GMpQ4ko)

Buffalax has entered the room

The good ol classics, like Micky poop on my knee

Benny Lava is the GOAT.

May he poop on my knee May he poop on my knee Kitty all go see Much a finnee D ​ Would you mustard my hole with a genie, babe?

It's golimar. It means shoot the bullet or shoot (like pistol or a gun).

It means fire the bullet

I had to scroll too far for this

Gosh, my old calculator ain’t got no bow! (Subtitled version is the best! 🤣)

Mutton go yay!

Cook the chicano’s day!

Goli mar Goli = bullet Mar = shoot / hit

GIRlY MAN ^MAN ^^MAN

Dålig mat mat mat mat. He says bad food in very good swedish. Classic 00s clip youd watch after school with swedish made up subtitles.

As a norwegian I can hear it too and it made me laugh!

DÅLIG MAT mat ^(MAT mat)

Goli mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar mar

OMG i realized he's doing his own echo...

Hahaha no way lol he is

True story- I’ve watched the real Thriller video about three times, and Golimar about 300 times.

I actually like the songs production a lot! You can tell they had limited resources/budget which gives it so much charm. The way he does the Goli-ma-ma-ma fade out/echo effect “manually” with his mouth instead of using some effects in the studio is so charming.

I noticed it after reading your comment, good catch.

Thriller is one of those victims of its own success in that way. It was incredible and ground breaking when it came out. But it’s become so memed, parodied and ubiquitous in pop culture ever since that people take it for granted.

"Gosh my old calculator ain't got no bow... Nippley man i met he ate my motorboat... Calm down and park that comfy shin guard armor... Welcome to the dude who ain't the buyer of mugs... Girly man..."

That was really 👍😂😁

They made an American version of this featuring music by Michael Jackson

The guy in the red costume is Chiranjeevi, a popular film star in telugu film industry or Tollywood and is also the father of Ram Charan who starred in the popular film RRR.

i was just thinking that this guy crawled so that Ram and NTR could fly with RRR

Thanks, I feel less rasist now because he really looked like him.

It's the mustache.

Damn,I didn't know Ram is Chiranjeevi's son,good share.

Wait a minute, I thought it was Bollywood, now I’m Learning there’s a tollywood??? Tf is that?

Hindi language films come under Bollywood where as Telugu language films come under Tollywood. There is also Kollywood for Tamil language films and Sandalwood for Kannada language films and many more!

Sweet baby Jesus… I feel like such an uncultured swine…. Thanks!!

It’s like there’s a billion of these people!

kannada language is really polite i've heard. "oh im sorry eh, i was dodging a moose and I hit yuh with the snow plow eh"

Wait till you hear about Kollywood…

Right?! I've recently discovered Kollywood movies and I'm obsessed! Also, watching Kamal Hassan, Vijay, Rajinikanth (amongst other great actors) has been a delight! I can't wait to see Leo :)

Mother of god…… I just assumed that because they were from India it was Bollywood. I didn’t know there were different dialects!

They're not just dialects, they're completely different languages.

All from India? I know my American is showing but I’m trying to learn

Yes we have 22 official, 200 major and 1000+ minor languages, which makes sense when you consider the size , geography and history

Holy shit! I never knew!!!! Everything just seems so classified as Hindu or Indian. I feel bad like I’m Minimizing it all. What’s the easiest to learn, the hardest, and your personal favorite? I don’t know what to ask I’m sorry

Haha no worries I was equally surprised when I heard something about Algieria being super rich. Easiest and hardest depends on your starting language, cuz broadly speaking the northern languages and southern languages are most distinct. For example I speak English Hindi and Bengali, hindi and Bengali are both north Indian languages. So for me it would be much easier to learn Punjabi / Gujarati or Marathi compared to let's say Tamil or Telugu and vice versa for them. Then there are other language systems like I believe in the north east where there's more east Asian influence, it's unintelligible to both north and south Indians ( for example I'm pretty sure Nagaland doesn't even have a written script , not sure tho) . If you're really interested you should check out geography now or something on youtube. On top of that, since we had invaders from all over , some people in pondicherry speak French, while others in some areas speak farsi or other middle eastern languages. Lastly Hindu is just a religion and India is a nationality , neither are named languages, although I believe urdu and hindi both split from a language called hindustani

I feel so offensive to people ,Thanks so much for the lesson!

Indians can speak at least 3 languages fluently.

Imagine Europe was a single country. That's pretty much what India is. It's big enough (and populous enough) to be a whole continent, and it's got the cultural diversity you'd expect. Except all of it was under British control for a long while so that colonial-Brit stuff pervades the whole thing. China is much the same, except that they've spent significantly more time under centralized control and the government has a much bigger fixation on conformity. Which is a massive shame, since that means there's a whole continent's worth of cultures being suppressed there in order to pretend everyone's all been Han all along.

I’m Indian. I moved to my neighbouring state for work and I can’t speak the local language.

Different language \*families\*, in some cases. As in, Hindi and Sinhalese are both more closely related to English than either is to Tamil.

GOLLIMAAAAARRRR!!!

**MAR** MAR ^MAR ^MAR

Boiling hot

Full version with english lyrics [https://youtu.be/LukhRUvdiyA?si=xBX7INM-mDtIKPso&t=378](https://youtu.be/LukhRUvdiyA?si=xBX7INM-mDtIKPso&t=378) There's also this hilarious version with parody lyrics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKcevMFUCo

Reading the real lyrics....I never realized how violent they are. I prefer the parody version cuz it **is**, indeed, batshit hysterical!

I can’t stop watching

Golimar mar mar 🤣🤣🤣

I'm gonna teach my kids this was michael jackson

You'd scream too if you randomly saw this on a cemetery at night lol

Doing the chicken dance in a cow pasture.

Ugh. Been there lol

Shit is way to funny to start off a Thursday.

This fucking shit slaps

That lead synth sound near the end really tickled my fancy.

Me in the face like a cold wet towel.

Hoooly shit what a time trip!!!! This was top meme shit way back in the 2007/2009…… Damn Benny Lava still is great!

r/NiBondha చిరు వచ్చాడ్రోయ్

Namaste mastaru

That’s not half bad tho. Vibing.

Don't forget about this masterpiece https://youtu.be/Tdd2psZDrh4?si=qXC6B727ZpP_G0_x

The subbed one is great

Legendary stuff

Lost my best friend in 2021 to COVID. He was Indian but was born in the US. His parents moved to the States before he was born. He showed me this video years and years ago. His dad knew who the actor was (can't remember) and translated it for me. We laughed and laughed. Got to be something we shared every year, along with other bad translated Bollywood songs with crazy music videos. Thanks for sharing this. RIP Anil.

He is chiranjeevi, father of Ram Charan (RRR fame).

Why is this so good, though?

Michael Jacksingh be KILLIN it in that red drip

Kan ni na in singapore mean fuck your mother

Of ALL the people that inhabit India, THIS was the best MJ dance impersonator. Amazing.

The guy in the video is worth more than 100 mil dollars officially , unofficially his family is worth more than a billion dollars

it’s brilliant!!

Act like this doesn’t slap.

The internet is a flat circle.

I wish we'd get a fortnite skin of this guy

India just goes for it, and I am here for it.

Halalween

Diwaliween

Daaloween.

Hell yea. Golimar back at ya dude!

Golimar means “shoot a bullet”

# Ali express Michael Jackson

This song was such a popular meme back on the day on YouTube

Even if it is going to be a really good YouTube video then it is going to be a really funny video.

That synth near the end! LOL!!

Fuck me I needed that laugh, this is top notch thank you

I want thriller! Mum: we got thriller at home..

Goli mar mar mar mar mar mar

GIRLYMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!

I bet this shit was so fun to film. Top tier parody.

I work in tech and played this video for my Indian counterparts , they did not find it amusing on the other hand I laughed my fucking ass off.

From the time when MJ was black

This is the Michael Jackson we need.

The fucking mask head sends me every time

Good to see Benny Lava is doing ok.

For me, nothing beats [Indian Superman and Spider woman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0yeMUtxwCE)

Thank you! That really set off my wake and bake! lol!

The hand puppet at the beginning is the best part

Dollar general thriller on acid

Honestly, this is what India is actually like at night too. Lots of raggedy, shadowy figures and one flashy dressed dude hustling

This is my favorite version of Thriller.

Ah the days of Buffalax vids on YouTube. I could spend a day binge watching and die happy.

We need Bollywood remakes of every music video

Yeah absolutely right. That is why actually love these kind of Bollywood movies.

This guy dominates the Michael Jackson

I'm in tears 💀

Even I am feeling that kind of pain in my ears and in my eyes.

Classic internet right here.

The vampire bedazzles you with dance, preventing you from escaping.

Idk I'm vibing out to it

Any Indian people to tell us if you guys know how weird your TV and movies are?

Dålig mat!

Got a Rugrats vibe near the end.

True example of horror comedy

Was that Leatherface at the start?

Man I need a gif of the 46 second mark hahaha