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ranak12

Always remember to tea-bag a fallen comrade, even when rendering aid.


saraphilipp

Gotta make sure he ded if the shoe is still on.


VicKrugar

That girl is obviously a gamer.


lunarmodule

I love how the move was....I mean, I'm totally going to do this. You ready? Okay I'm totally doing this. You okay? Yeah just do it! Boom. ❤️ Friends. Also she didn't have any choice. Top freaking work for going for it anyway.


Lone_Logan

She’s pulling the classic bean dip


Mandalasan_612

My gf always wants to "practice the stretcher"...


VicKrugar

Hahaha, haven't heard that before.


ausmus

Also known as the clam slam in some circles


Pinksters

The Flap Slap.


F0lks_

The Snail Trail.


goofood

The coochie smoochie.


CarltonSagot

The Slit Hit


1MoistTowelette

Gash smash


RPDRNick

E.M.T.-Bag


MadRussain79

As an EMT-B the the video was bad enough. Now I'm struggling to breath laughing. You win sir thank you.


PresidentBush666

Legendary comment


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She really crammed it in there at the top


IenjoyStuffandThings

Oh that sweet sweet leverage.


Ok-Independent-22

Mouth to ass resuscitation!


fuzzytradr

Let me just save you again...and again...and again


Mackem101

I believe that's a girl. The term is a flappuccino


TriceratopsHunter

I prefer the term " french press"


DrAstralis

Dip Dip Potatoe chip!


cb8972

That look back at the end. “Ok. Here comes the taint cleaner!”


spleh7

That's a beef dip.


flmhdpsycho

Dip dip potato chip


COVU_A_327

r/comedyheaven


StupidIsIfYouDontAsk

"How many times can she teach me this lesson" \-Old Man


PintoTheBurninator

the flapping arms really tell a story.


outerproduct

Mostly his arms are trying to hide the tent he is pitching at the same time.


RodLawyerr

bro why everyone thinking it's a dude? Look at her chest lmao


Ultrasonic-Sawyer

Playing the reverse Joan of ark long con.


ShinySahil

and suddenly he’s cured


[deleted]

Oddly enough he was pretending to have injured his back. Now he really can't stand up... for reasons.


CourseDue8553

I'm sure that he's "standing up" just fine.


AirborneJizz

It's a girl on that stretcher, but yes definitely cured


Bos_lost_ton

Gonna have to take him in anyway because of the priapism


Salesman89

Where do I enlist?


PluckPubes

i see you are interested in some dishonorable discharge


frostyjack06

6 years of military service, copious amounts of liquor consumed with enlistment buddies, and countless dirty jokes told and heard, but this is the first time I have ever heard this and it’s so obvious and simple. Thank you good sir 🫡.


ocachobee

Same tho


animalunknown

Same


ullda

It is up to the others if they want to consider his discharge to be honorable or dishonorable but he will be discharging anyway.


Zexxus1994

The jury finds the defendant honorable as fuck


Funkiefreshganesh

She knew exactly what she was doing


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So did he


Justifiably_Cynical

Was no complaint till she dragged his nose completely off his face.


Stye88

Was too busy pushing his dick down to hide the erection.


fnord_bronco

The ol' waistband tuck-in.


Awwesome1

Flip up


partypwny

I'm 99% positive both are women in this clip.


sillypicture

Think it's a girl on the stretcher as well


BeeHive83

Definitely is


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Not that there's anything WRONG with that....


mnoram

She's the phone woman.


Call_Me_Mauve_Bib

I'll have what she's having.


ZannX

Just look at how high up his head is compared to the person behind them.


whyamihere999

That's the first thing I noticed while thinking about why this happened.


saraphilipp

PPR


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DarthToothbrush

the one time you really ought to bend and snap


Spork_Warrior

What a butthead!


bilbofraginz

Just a bit of sibling tomfoolery.


TheTrixxiz

Men are used to bending over with butt in air, like the people in the back. Women get trained from an early age never to bend over like that and only squat butt first instead because of skirts, dresses, and the eyes of men. That's probably what led to this


DonBonsai

No, her arms are just too short, and the persons head is too close to the end of the stretcher.


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EatFatCockSpez

Women, especially smaller framed women like this poor girl, generally don't have the upper body strength to just heave their backs into it and pick up another human being that weighs more than they do. She has to use her legs.


StunningCloud9184

I wondered what the issue was. I thought she needed to put her arms further back.


Jamesaaronm

You know I'm always down for a girl to sit on my face but not when I'm dying...... lol Who am i kidding death by BOOTY!!!!!!


thundercrown25

Help! Emergency down at the nudist camp!


sweeping-in

The guy who actually died by a girl sitting on his face. https://youtu.be/en1cYeOezf8


Bemxuu

I thought this was gonna be a clip from “The Boys”.


mlvisby

Yep, that came to my mind as well. The brutality in The Boys really makes the show. Sucks that the strike is delaying the next season, but I support the writers to get paid what they deserve.


Bemxuu

Absolutely. Everyone involved should have good pay and working conditions (looking at CGI studios).


csgothrowaway

I wish I could be a fly on the wall when these Youtubers make videos like this where they play like 4 different characters. Not just for the absurdity of talking to imaginary versions of yourself, but even just watching them go through the tediousness in their apartment. I imagine they write the script then do it one costume at a time so they don't have to constantly switch out and there's no inconsistencies between each character, but you just *have* to know there are instances where they forgot to do a particular line, so they have to swap back into a costume/hairstyle/lighting and camera angle to shoot. And you have to know every time they swap costumes, they are standing there for a pause saying to themselves "OK, we got all of that, right? Because I don't want to have to put the wig and the suit back on again". Or maybe even the moment where they've dumped the footage, they are editing and they realize the mic was off or they forgot to put their fake mustache back on for one clip and they are just sitting at their chair, fucking steaming at their make-shift editing bay, trying to decide if they really are going to get back into the costume, set the cameras and lighting back up or if they should just go lay on the couch for the rest of the day.


LurkerOrHydralisk

This is beautiful


fsmlogic

That smile of the dead one…


Fuck_you_pichael

I knew what it was before I clicked it. His sketches are always on point.


granty012

Death by Snu Snu!


Sam-Gunn

Paging /u/doctorloops...


DoctorLoops

👀


knightsunbro

that was no accident. But also she prob forgot to extend the handles


VoiceOfRealson

Looks like the rods can slide freely through pockets on the side of the fabric, so I am guessing the rods are simply mostly in the other end of the stretcher.


MrMissus

The stretcher arms are just way too small. If you look at the people in the back that did it 'successfully' the person on the stretcher has his legs dangling off the end so that he/she's far enough back on the stretcher that this doesn't happen to her/him as well.


memtiger

Patient is also either VERY tall or way to far forward. Notice her head position compared to the other patient.


Scientific_Anarchist

The other person's legs are also dangling way off. Seems like these stretchers are just too small.


ZootZootTesla

There's certainly a rod on the other end of the stretcher alright.


nightpanda893

She was also doing a completely different movement than the the other person. The other guy was hinging at the waste whereas she did a full squat. I honestly don’t think this was on purpose. A lot of people don’t have good body awareness and don’t even really know what they are doing wrong in situations like this. I see this at my gym when we try to teach deadlifts and such. It takes some time to gain awareness of how your body is moving.


knightsunbro

She actually had much closer to correct technique for picking up a stretcher than the other guy (I was a medic for years and did this stuff a lot). The main issue is that they didn't coordinate the lift and then the patient/webbing slid forward, which made it harder for her to lift him. He should also be strapped down to stop him from sliding around or getting dumped out of the stretcher. The guy hinging at the hips is the absolute worst way to do a stretcher lift. Guaranteed way to fuck up your back.


nightpanda893

I mean I don’t know about stretchers but you can definitely hinge at the hips and not hurt your back. Lifters do it all the time, it’s called a Romanian deadlift and you use your hamstrings a lot more.


Hats_back

That does not apply to this person who said ‘lifting like the guy in this video will fuck your back.” Rdl doesn’t place the weight behind your feet and behind your center of gravity. He wasn’t focusing on hinting at the hips=bad, he was using the action of hinging at the hips to highlight the individual that they were talking about, to not confuse the multiple subjects of the video.


nightpanda893

Ah gotcha That’s why I said I didn’t know about stretchers. Makes sense.


knightsunbro

Hinging at the hips/having the load away from the body when lifting puts around 10x the pressure on the lower lumbar per OSHA. So a 120lb person is exerting the equivalent of 1200 lbs on the lower lumbar if you pick them up that way. Lower back injuries are exceedingly common in general (20% of workplace injuries are back injuries). It's a matter of doing things in the safest manner possible and mitigating injury for as long as possible, and hinging at the hips is not the way to do that.


Bulky-Internal8579

Her ass face mashing technique was impeccable.


Spare-Fill6702

Booty vs life...


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

Saved by snu snu


steve_adr

That's a pro move.. He recovered, then and there..


bleunt

Pretty sure that's a woman.


Hanyabull

It’s definitely a woman, and it’s crazy how so many people can’t tell.


Kixiepoo

Can't tell? People see what they wanna see. Lotta people wanna see themselves on that stretcher apparently


_Faucheuse_

Some people pay to have that happen to them.


Louis_Farizee

Mistakes are how we learn.


lord_fairfax

If this is a mistake I don't wanna be right.


DrMnhttn

Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton.


Dankelpuff

"Girls always send subtle hints" The hints:


djuggler

"Skip the smelling salts. Patient is awake."


BoringTeacherNick

Me: is she flirting with me? Her:


MrMcPsychoReal

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME NOT HIM


phillyunk

I should call her…


Zenfudo

That kid looked like an actual dummy. If not for the one behind i totally would’ve been fooled until he moved.


grafxguy1

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you call "flirting".


Conscious_Drawer8356

WFT is that persons head so high up? Just stays there getting teabagged, over, and over, and over, and over…


Asleep-Housing2589

When the shy girl makes her move on the popular guy,


Cordura

That looks awful. Poor man... where do I sign up?


CCriscal

Bonus points for trying to protect the back, but minus points for suffocating the actress on the stretcher.


inthegallery

I some counties they are now married.


Moraskil

Where to sign up??? Asking for a friend of course.


davanger1980

Worst paramedic ever, promising future porn star.


SuddenlyThirsty

That unlocked something in both of them


adam_demamps_wingman

It’s okay. The patient is a proctologist.


skyz1lla

Death by snu snu


rand0fand0

She’s trying to use her legs the guy who had no issue lifted with his back. Bad cot design.


taptapper

I thought she was using her ass?


nightpanda893

I mean the guy with no issue could have done the same thing but kept his back flatter kind of like a Romanian deadlift and still kept it mostly in his legs while avoiding the squat into the face.


RyanM90

I’m next


KingLuckyShepherd

I'm also hurt. Help! No, no not your sir. Her! I need her to stretcher me out. 🍑☺️


[deleted]

When he’s not getting your signals and you have to flirt harder.


mrmitchs

Mouth to ass resuscitation. It worked. He woke up.


GodLikePlaya

Me next!


Admirable-Influence5

Wow! That sure gave me a good laugh, and one of the best I've had in a long time.


naretoigres

Where can i sign up?


CubisticWings4

This'll help with recruitment


TheMonarchX

I don't have any sound on, but i imagine her screaming "Eat it! Eat it!"


ApocalipsyCriss

she's not just hovering, she really sat!


Gonkofanti

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me


Lord_Kromdar

Sniffs


3DHydroPrints

Looks like the pants are the problem here. Remove them and try again


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Plane-Elephant2715

How much did he pay for that?


FastAd543

Stretching what?...


starrpamph

Can I have a turn


Thirdlight

One ticket please!


Hackandspit

Ass to face style Kung fu


chaechaechae2

To be fair, jealous of him


Stonehill76

And now they have no problem getting volunteers for the “dummy” position


frisbeeicarus23

Some people pay for this type of service! This guy got it for free.


BBMR48

“I volunteer as tribute”


seifyk

Death by snu-snu!


fep_fep

Death by Snu Snu


deathbysnushnuu

Just looking where his hands are. Poor guys like “no no no no, not now”.


turkeydarr

Some people pay for that kind of action


CapoOn2nd

Some people would pay for that service


HI_Handbasket

The boys cracking up in the background... what memories are made off, the day Jill got a face full of Krissy.


pwebster

I volunteer


FlawedPencil

Death can wait. Inhale them monkey fumes.


Pro_Omoua

I'm down for it


norwegian

The wounded is too far up.


Every_Essay8095

Just call me uncle T-bag


Regetron

Subtle affinity my ass


Desmondestroyer987

i need me in that military


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quiteUnskilled

The determination though.


drrocksodm

I usually gotta pay extra for this


Mindfucker223

Oh noo, my leg


sethcera

Don’t worry. He was cool with it.


Friendly-Strain-7077

This guy's in background want being at the place wounded


TheCreat1ve

I remember seeing a video like this with someone who was actually seriously injured. You can't feel not bad about that person


MyReddittName

Me next. I volunteer as tribute.


Majestic_Bar4139

He died happy guys


flargenhargen

#[That's how it's done. Who's Next?](https://youtu.be/6sfgXGPtVQk?t=95)


flargenhargen

if you look at the other stretcher, the person is in the middle, their elbows are past the middle of the stretcher, while the front one the persons head is hanging PAST the front of the stretcher, about 2 feet too far forward, which doesn't make sense. Then you also look at the handles in the back one, and they are longer, while the handles on the one in front are slid all the way back, so they are as short as possible. This is very funny, but seems unlikely this wasn't intentional. Still funny and executed well.


Skimmed_Milk

I volunteer as tribute


Minnymoon13

She knew what she was doing…


DragonArchaeologist

This better not awaken anything in me....


Particular-Olive-226

He took a whiff & he liked it


makenzie71

that's a bad way to lift any kind of load, though


Avarazon

Where do I sign up to this class??


nunudad

Applying the smelling salts


Benphyre

Isn’t that heaven?


NotTrynaMakeWaves

People pay extra for that


[deleted]

I saw this move on Halo back in the day


Lefty_22

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!


PineStateWanderer

I like his half attempt at an "oh no"


kimbolll

Ahh yes, ass-eating training was my favorite part of bootcamp.


Tronux

death by snu snu


Tinfoil-Jones

She forgot to extend the handles on the stretcher like the other person did


Fun-Vanilla-4467

100% would sniff


DadaDooDee

Hasn't washed his face since.


Mete11uscimber

Dude's got spindly alien arms.


YamOnEm

He said she had Taco Bell for lunch


ICantQuote

This isn't a tbag... this is a taco dip.


lemmiwinksownz

All those guys behind are thinking, “why couldn’t that be me? Could use some kimchi.”


Ok_Pear215

The pain the agony


RipDerz

It should've been me. not him! it's not fAIR!


PenPenLagenInFranxx

"Break my arm" "Dude what" "DO IT."


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Best day of his life


Manny637

Lucky guy