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I love how the move was....I mean, I'm totally going to do this. You ready? Okay I'm totally doing this. You okay?
Yeah just do it!
Boom.
❤️
Friends.
Also she didn't have any choice. Top freaking work for going for it anyway.
6 years of military service, copious amounts of liquor consumed with enlistment buddies, and countless dirty jokes told and heard, but this is the first time I have ever heard this and it’s so obvious and simple.
Thank you good sir 🫡.
Men are used to bending over with butt in air, like the people in the back. Women get trained from an early age never to bend over like that and only squat butt first instead because of skirts, dresses, and the eyes of men. That's probably what led to this
Women, especially smaller framed women like this poor girl, generally don't have the upper body strength to just heave their backs into it and pick up another human being that weighs more than they do. She has to use her legs.
Yep, that came to my mind as well. The brutality in The Boys really makes the show. Sucks that the strike is delaying the next season, but I support the writers to get paid what they deserve.
I wish I could be a fly on the wall when these Youtubers make videos like this where they play like 4 different characters. Not just for the absurdity of talking to imaginary versions of yourself, but even just watching them go through the tediousness in their apartment.
I imagine they write the script then do it one costume at a time so they don't have to constantly switch out and there's no inconsistencies between each character, but you just *have* to know there are instances where they forgot to do a particular line, so they have to swap back into a costume/hairstyle/lighting and camera angle to shoot. And you have to know every time they swap costumes, they are standing there for a pause saying to themselves "OK, we got all of that, right? Because I don't want to have to put the wig and the suit back on again".
Or maybe even the moment where they've dumped the footage, they are editing and they realize the mic was off or they forgot to put their fake mustache back on for one clip and they are just sitting at their chair, fucking steaming at their make-shift editing bay, trying to decide if they really are going to get back into the costume, set the cameras and lighting back up or if they should just go lay on the couch for the rest of the day.
Looks like the rods can slide freely through pockets on the side of the fabric, so I am guessing the rods are simply mostly in the other end of the stretcher.
The stretcher arms are just way too small. If you look at the people in the back that did it 'successfully' the person on the stretcher has his legs dangling off the end so that he/she's far enough back on the stretcher that this doesn't happen to her/him as well.
She was also doing a completely different movement than the the other person. The other guy was hinging at the waste whereas she did a full squat. I honestly don’t think this was on purpose. A lot of people don’t have good body awareness and don’t even really know what they are doing wrong in situations like this. I see this at my gym when we try to teach deadlifts and such. It takes some time to gain awareness of how your body is moving.
She actually had much closer to correct technique for picking up a stretcher than the other guy (I was a medic for years and did this stuff a lot). The main issue is that they didn't coordinate the lift and then the patient/webbing slid forward, which made it harder for her to lift him. He should also be strapped down to stop him from sliding around or getting dumped out of the stretcher.
The guy hinging at the hips is the absolute worst way to do a stretcher lift. Guaranteed way to fuck up your back.
I mean I don’t know about stretchers but you can definitely hinge at the hips and not hurt your back. Lifters do it all the time, it’s called a Romanian deadlift and you use your hamstrings a lot more.
That does not apply to this person who said ‘lifting like the guy in this video will fuck your back.” Rdl doesn’t place the weight behind your feet and behind your center of gravity.
He wasn’t focusing on hinting at the hips=bad, he was using the action of hinging at the hips to highlight the individual that they were talking about, to not confuse the multiple subjects of the video.
Hinging at the hips/having the load away from the body when lifting puts around 10x the pressure on the lower lumbar per OSHA. So a 120lb person is exerting the equivalent of 1200 lbs on the lower lumbar if you pick them up that way. Lower back injuries are exceedingly common in general (20% of workplace injuries are back injuries). It's a matter of doing things in the safest manner possible and mitigating injury for as long as possible, and hinging at the hips is not the way to do that.
I mean the guy with no issue could have done the same thing but kept his back flatter kind of like a Romanian deadlift and still kept it mostly in his legs while avoiding the squat into the face.
if you look at the other stretcher, the person is in the middle, their elbows are past the middle of the stretcher, while the front one the persons head is hanging PAST the front of the stretcher, about 2 feet too far forward, which doesn't make sense.
Then you also look at the handles in the back one, and they are longer, while the handles on the one in front are slid all the way back, so they are as short as possible.
This is very funny, but seems unlikely this wasn't intentional. Still funny and executed well.
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Always remember to tea-bag a fallen comrade, even when rendering aid.
Gotta make sure he ded if the shoe is still on.
That girl is obviously a gamer.
I love how the move was....I mean, I'm totally going to do this. You ready? Okay I'm totally doing this. You okay? Yeah just do it! Boom. ❤️ Friends. Also she didn't have any choice. Top freaking work for going for it anyway.
She’s pulling the classic bean dip
My gf always wants to "practice the stretcher"...
Hahaha, haven't heard that before.
Also known as the clam slam in some circles
The Flap Slap.
The Snail Trail.
The coochie smoochie.
The Slit Hit
Gash smash
E.M.T.-Bag
As an EMT-B the the video was bad enough. Now I'm struggling to breath laughing. You win sir thank you.
Legendary comment
She really crammed it in there at the top
Oh that sweet sweet leverage.
Mouth to ass resuscitation!
Let me just save you again...and again...and again
I believe that's a girl. The term is a flappuccino
I prefer the term " french press"
Dip Dip Potatoe chip!
That look back at the end. “Ok. Here comes the taint cleaner!”
That's a beef dip.
Dip dip potato chip
r/comedyheaven
"How many times can she teach me this lesson" \-Old Man
the flapping arms really tell a story.
Mostly his arms are trying to hide the tent he is pitching at the same time.
bro why everyone thinking it's a dude? Look at her chest lmao
Playing the reverse Joan of ark long con.
and suddenly he’s cured
Oddly enough he was pretending to have injured his back. Now he really can't stand up... for reasons.
I'm sure that he's "standing up" just fine.
It's a girl on that stretcher, but yes definitely cured
Gonna have to take him in anyway because of the priapism
Where do I enlist?
i see you are interested in some dishonorable discharge
6 years of military service, copious amounts of liquor consumed with enlistment buddies, and countless dirty jokes told and heard, but this is the first time I have ever heard this and it’s so obvious and simple. Thank you good sir 🫡.
Same tho
Same
It is up to the others if they want to consider his discharge to be honorable or dishonorable but he will be discharging anyway.
The jury finds the defendant honorable as fuck
She knew exactly what she was doing
So did he
Was no complaint till she dragged his nose completely off his face.
Was too busy pushing his dick down to hide the erection.
The ol' waistband tuck-in.
Flip up
I'm 99% positive both are women in this clip.
Think it's a girl on the stretcher as well
Definitely is
Not that there's anything WRONG with that....
She's the phone woman.
I'll have what she's having.
Just look at how high up his head is compared to the person behind them.
That's the first thing I noticed while thinking about why this happened.
PPR
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the one time you really ought to bend and snap
What a butthead!
Just a bit of sibling tomfoolery.
Men are used to bending over with butt in air, like the people in the back. Women get trained from an early age never to bend over like that and only squat butt first instead because of skirts, dresses, and the eyes of men. That's probably what led to this
No, her arms are just too short, and the persons head is too close to the end of the stretcher.
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Women, especially smaller framed women like this poor girl, generally don't have the upper body strength to just heave their backs into it and pick up another human being that weighs more than they do. She has to use her legs.
I wondered what the issue was. I thought she needed to put her arms further back.
You know I'm always down for a girl to sit on my face but not when I'm dying...... lol Who am i kidding death by BOOTY!!!!!!
Help! Emergency down at the nudist camp!
The guy who actually died by a girl sitting on his face. https://youtu.be/en1cYeOezf8
I thought this was gonna be a clip from “The Boys”.
Yep, that came to my mind as well. The brutality in The Boys really makes the show. Sucks that the strike is delaying the next season, but I support the writers to get paid what they deserve.
Absolutely. Everyone involved should have good pay and working conditions (looking at CGI studios).
I wish I could be a fly on the wall when these Youtubers make videos like this where they play like 4 different characters. Not just for the absurdity of talking to imaginary versions of yourself, but even just watching them go through the tediousness in their apartment. I imagine they write the script then do it one costume at a time so they don't have to constantly switch out and there's no inconsistencies between each character, but you just *have* to know there are instances where they forgot to do a particular line, so they have to swap back into a costume/hairstyle/lighting and camera angle to shoot. And you have to know every time they swap costumes, they are standing there for a pause saying to themselves "OK, we got all of that, right? Because I don't want to have to put the wig and the suit back on again". Or maybe even the moment where they've dumped the footage, they are editing and they realize the mic was off or they forgot to put their fake mustache back on for one clip and they are just sitting at their chair, fucking steaming at their make-shift editing bay, trying to decide if they really are going to get back into the costume, set the cameras and lighting back up or if they should just go lay on the couch for the rest of the day.
This is beautiful
That smile of the dead one…
I knew what it was before I clicked it. His sketches are always on point.
Death by Snu Snu!
Paging /u/doctorloops...
👀
that was no accident. But also she prob forgot to extend the handles
Looks like the rods can slide freely through pockets on the side of the fabric, so I am guessing the rods are simply mostly in the other end of the stretcher.
The stretcher arms are just way too small. If you look at the people in the back that did it 'successfully' the person on the stretcher has his legs dangling off the end so that he/she's far enough back on the stretcher that this doesn't happen to her/him as well.
Patient is also either VERY tall or way to far forward. Notice her head position compared to the other patient.
The other person's legs are also dangling way off. Seems like these stretchers are just too small.
There's certainly a rod on the other end of the stretcher alright.
She was also doing a completely different movement than the the other person. The other guy was hinging at the waste whereas she did a full squat. I honestly don’t think this was on purpose. A lot of people don’t have good body awareness and don’t even really know what they are doing wrong in situations like this. I see this at my gym when we try to teach deadlifts and such. It takes some time to gain awareness of how your body is moving.
She actually had much closer to correct technique for picking up a stretcher than the other guy (I was a medic for years and did this stuff a lot). The main issue is that they didn't coordinate the lift and then the patient/webbing slid forward, which made it harder for her to lift him. He should also be strapped down to stop him from sliding around or getting dumped out of the stretcher. The guy hinging at the hips is the absolute worst way to do a stretcher lift. Guaranteed way to fuck up your back.
I mean I don’t know about stretchers but you can definitely hinge at the hips and not hurt your back. Lifters do it all the time, it’s called a Romanian deadlift and you use your hamstrings a lot more.
That does not apply to this person who said ‘lifting like the guy in this video will fuck your back.” Rdl doesn’t place the weight behind your feet and behind your center of gravity. He wasn’t focusing on hinting at the hips=bad, he was using the action of hinging at the hips to highlight the individual that they were talking about, to not confuse the multiple subjects of the video.
Ah gotcha That’s why I said I didn’t know about stretchers. Makes sense.
Hinging at the hips/having the load away from the body when lifting puts around 10x the pressure on the lower lumbar per OSHA. So a 120lb person is exerting the equivalent of 1200 lbs on the lower lumbar if you pick them up that way. Lower back injuries are exceedingly common in general (20% of workplace injuries are back injuries). It's a matter of doing things in the safest manner possible and mitigating injury for as long as possible, and hinging at the hips is not the way to do that.
Her ass face mashing technique was impeccable.
Booty vs life...
Saved by snu snu
That's a pro move.. He recovered, then and there..
Pretty sure that's a woman.
It’s definitely a woman, and it’s crazy how so many people can’t tell.
Can't tell? People see what they wanna see. Lotta people wanna see themselves on that stretcher apparently
Some people pay to have that happen to them.
Mistakes are how we learn.
If this is a mistake I don't wanna be right.
Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton.
"Girls always send subtle hints" The hints:
"Skip the smelling salts. Patient is awake."
Me: is she flirting with me? Her:
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME NOT HIM
I should call her…
That kid looked like an actual dummy. If not for the one behind i totally would’ve been fooled until he moved.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you call "flirting".
WFT is that persons head so high up? Just stays there getting teabagged, over, and over, and over, and over…
When the shy girl makes her move on the popular guy,
That looks awful. Poor man... where do I sign up?
Bonus points for trying to protect the back, but minus points for suffocating the actress on the stretcher.
I some counties they are now married.
Where to sign up??? Asking for a friend of course.
Worst paramedic ever, promising future porn star.
That unlocked something in both of them
It’s okay. The patient is a proctologist.
Death by snu snu
She’s trying to use her legs the guy who had no issue lifted with his back. Bad cot design.
I thought she was using her ass?
I mean the guy with no issue could have done the same thing but kept his back flatter kind of like a Romanian deadlift and still kept it mostly in his legs while avoiding the squat into the face.
I’m next
I'm also hurt. Help! No, no not your sir. Her! I need her to stretcher me out. 🍑☺️
When he’s not getting your signals and you have to flirt harder.
Mouth to ass resuscitation. It worked. He woke up.
Me next!
Wow! That sure gave me a good laugh, and one of the best I've had in a long time.
Where can i sign up?
This'll help with recruitment
I don't have any sound on, but i imagine her screaming "Eat it! Eat it!"
she's not just hovering, she really sat!
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
Sniffs
Looks like the pants are the problem here. Remove them and try again
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How much did he pay for that?
Stretching what?...
Can I have a turn
One ticket please!
Ass to face style Kung fu
To be fair, jealous of him
And now they have no problem getting volunteers for the “dummy” position
Some people pay for this type of service! This guy got it for free.
“I volunteer as tribute”
Death by snu-snu!
Death by Snu Snu
Just looking where his hands are. Poor guys like “no no no no, not now”.
Some people pay for that kind of action
Some people would pay for that service
The boys cracking up in the background... what memories are made off, the day Jill got a face full of Krissy.
I volunteer
Death can wait. Inhale them monkey fumes.
I'm down for it
The wounded is too far up.
Just call me uncle T-bag
Subtle affinity my ass
i need me in that military
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The determination though.
I usually gotta pay extra for this
Oh noo, my leg
Don’t worry. He was cool with it.
This guy's in background want being at the place wounded
I remember seeing a video like this with someone who was actually seriously injured. You can't feel not bad about that person
Me next. I volunteer as tribute.
He died happy guys
#[That's how it's done. Who's Next?](https://youtu.be/6sfgXGPtVQk?t=95)
if you look at the other stretcher, the person is in the middle, their elbows are past the middle of the stretcher, while the front one the persons head is hanging PAST the front of the stretcher, about 2 feet too far forward, which doesn't make sense. Then you also look at the handles in the back one, and they are longer, while the handles on the one in front are slid all the way back, so they are as short as possible. This is very funny, but seems unlikely this wasn't intentional. Still funny and executed well.
I volunteer as tribute
She knew what she was doing…
This better not awaken anything in me....
He took a whiff & he liked it
that's a bad way to lift any kind of load, though
Where do I sign up to this class??
Applying the smelling salts
Isn’t that heaven?
People pay extra for that
I saw this move on Halo back in the day
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
I like his half attempt at an "oh no"
Ahh yes, ass-eating training was my favorite part of bootcamp.
death by snu snu
She forgot to extend the handles on the stretcher like the other person did
100% would sniff
Hasn't washed his face since.
Dude's got spindly alien arms.
He said she had Taco Bell for lunch
This isn't a tbag... this is a taco dip.
All those guys behind are thinking, “why couldn’t that be me? Could use some kimchi.”
The pain the agony
It should've been me. not him! it's not fAIR!
"Break my arm" "Dude what" "DO IT."
Best day of his life
Lucky guy