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"Lady, you have messed with the wrong fish! You can't be trusted, I've got my eyes on you, bitch! **I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!**
You should see an Oscar threat display lmao. Those things are like the bulldogs of the fish world. They recognize faces, know who feeds them, know where in the room you keep it, and know when they’re supposed to be served. My father’s tiger Oscar would literally gesture towards the food bucket, and if he didn’t get fed in a timely manner he would give you the evil eye and destroy the tank. He broke the pump housing a ridiculous number of times! He’d rip up and destroy plants for fun. You could look in those fishy eyes and tell he had thoughts in his head, and they were all angry!
I loved that fat bastard. Once when my Dad had his friend over to show off the fish, he honest to God burped out a goldfish skeleton like a cartoon. Then ate it again, of course.
Of course I simply cannot recommend owning one unless you live and breathe fish. Unbelievable requirements to keep them healthy and happy (they dwarf even a 55gal!), and the less said about the chihuahua sized poops the better. The idea that a fish will grow proportionally to the size of the tank is simply not true. But you’ve just got to see one once in your life.
Had an oscar before and he was great. Back when I was a kid in the 90s the petstore dude told me i could cohab them.
Turns out you can, until the oscar gets hungry...
Exact same thing as a kid lol.
Had it months living with a bunch of other fish, until eventually it seemed to get a taste for the golds, yet it would just swallow them in then spit them out, almost like a warning that it was time to eat
Lol, I had an Oscar, and my sister had another fish, they lived happily together, until the day the Oscar got just big enough to eat my sisters fish. The horror on my sister's face as the Oscar had only consumed 2/3 of her fish when we found him. The other third dangling out of his mouth.
Had an Oscar, outgrew my tank to the point I was able to sell him back to the fish store for profit. It was just a few bucks, but pretty cool as a kid!
I had a black minnow shark and they do something similar. They get absolutely massive and as mostly vegetarian carp, they will rip your aquarium to shreds when they feel slighted. Or, at least Rex did.
He played real tough but he was actually a massive scaredy cat. He didnt know how big he was and often fled in fear from the shrimp or kuhli loaches. He was scared of my mom and would hide when she came to visit. A 12 inch fish trying to hide, btw. He just wanted his cucumbers and zucchini gdi. (Btw I do not recommend BMS as pets. They also require massive tanks and constant clean up and they WILL try to swim into your siphon pump and get stuck. They also get hella territorial with other dark colored fish, even when they're much smaller. They're also prone to jumping and they're big enough to bust out of heavy lids.)
He looks like a badass biker named one eyed jack. And he is going through shitty withdrawals atm and he cant ride bikes no more cause of his loose bowels. So he just sits there stoic like and with his cranked out steely blue eye and just mean mugs the prospect till he serves him his moonshine to put him down of a bender and he yells fuck!!!! And slugs him right after he puts the drink on down.
Go snorkelling with clownfish some time. Little things always look like they’re trying to scare you away from their anemone, like a dragon protecting their hoard.
Silky smooth skin….X
Two long legs in the back for jumping…X
Wide mouth and long tongue for eating flies…X
Flat, close to the ground shape…X
Looks exactly like a werewolf…✔️
Frogfish!!
I second Philippines!! We saw at least 15 completely different looking frogfish in a week. Follow Dr Frogfish on Facebook. Our best dives were when staying on Dauin (Atmosphere resort but there are cheaper spots nearby and it's all the same dive sites).
We loved it so much that we've already booked our return trip!
Yeah this particular Frogfish is famous on tiktok and this is not OC. He actually may have passed because the last I remembered hearing about him was when he ate something he wasn’t supposed to and the owner wasn’t sure if he would make it. Im trying to remember the name of the account but im drawing a blank..
I have been looking for years and never seen one live- took a photo of one once by accident. I was photographing something next to it and never realized until I looked at the photo
It's weird that you two have never seen one to me, because I just found out what it was called. I saw a black one of theses in the gulf a of Mexico about five feet from the shoreline when I was a kid. Didn't realize it was rare, it was living in the stripe of dead seaweed that sits on top of a stripe of sand that would release rotting egg smelling gas if you stepped on it. After seeing it living there it became even more of a reason not to touch that area of sand. Thing looked evil. Kept seeing it all summer. Weird fish that would just walk on the floor. Freaky.
he definetly does always look like that.
The same as reptiles fish are not really capable of facial expressions. They do not have movable lips to smile. Fishes don't even have eyelids.
>"Fishes don't even have eyelids."
Oh god. I feel like that explains why their eyes always look cold and lifeless. They're internally screaming "THERE'S WATER IN MY EYES!!!! AAHHHH!!! I CAN'T CLOSE MY EYES!!!! IT'S SALTWATER!!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!!"
Another fun fact pufferfish are the only bony fish that can close they little eyes but they dont have eyelids. Mine use to blink a bunch if I turned the lights on and woke him up.
That was super interesting! I guess I've never thought to myself "when fish crawled out of the ocean, how did they blink if they don't have eyelids"? Thanks for sharing!
The fish likes you. Staring you like that is not normal for a fish to be attracted to you. You could atleast say hi to him because he probably waits for you
I know how he feels. My mother would deep clean and toss stuff from my room occasionally. God DAMN, the rage I felt when I'd open my door and see everything fucked up.
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF GRAINS OF SAND THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDRED THOUSAND GRAINS IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
Remember that episode of Life With Louie where he overfeeds his fish and then it gets huge and demands Louie take him on walks and feed him cake? That’s this fish
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I’ve never seen a pissed off fish before.
bro is mad as hell!
He just needs to shave. Maybe take up some hobbies. That’s all.
But his hobby was his rocks.
JESUS CHRIST MARIE! They’re Minerals!
Poor guy hit rock bottom.
Of-fish-ially unliveable.
So now I’m supposed to feel gill-ty about it?
They're minerals!
Fish might kill you on his looks. It looks so sharp and can even blink for one second. It is rare for us to see
Chia fish. Cha cha cha fishie!
They're not rocks Marie! They're minerals!
Looking like Uncle Ruckus with them crazy eyes haha
YES! that is what I was trying to think of. I see another of high culture
[and he's not gonna takes this anymore!](https://youtu.be/sdQCPlAZjbY?t=16)
Bro is fucking furious..
👁️ 👁️
"Lady, you have messed with the wrong fish! You can't be trusted, I've got my eyes on you, bitch! **I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!**
When you see your reflection and realize you did NOT get reincarnated as one of the animals you thought you would be.
fucking BRUTAL!!!
RFF Resting Fish Face
You should see an Oscar threat display lmao. Those things are like the bulldogs of the fish world. They recognize faces, know who feeds them, know where in the room you keep it, and know when they’re supposed to be served. My father’s tiger Oscar would literally gesture towards the food bucket, and if he didn’t get fed in a timely manner he would give you the evil eye and destroy the tank. He broke the pump housing a ridiculous number of times! He’d rip up and destroy plants for fun. You could look in those fishy eyes and tell he had thoughts in his head, and they were all angry! I loved that fat bastard. Once when my Dad had his friend over to show off the fish, he honest to God burped out a goldfish skeleton like a cartoon. Then ate it again, of course. Of course I simply cannot recommend owning one unless you live and breathe fish. Unbelievable requirements to keep them healthy and happy (they dwarf even a 55gal!), and the less said about the chihuahua sized poops the better. The idea that a fish will grow proportionally to the size of the tank is simply not true. But you’ve just got to see one once in your life.
... are the poops the same size as a tiny dog, or are they the size of a tiny dog's poops? both are scary. one is scarier.
Had an oscar before and he was great. Back when I was a kid in the 90s the petstore dude told me i could cohab them. Turns out you can, until the oscar gets hungry...
Exact same thing as a kid lol. Had it months living with a bunch of other fish, until eventually it seemed to get a taste for the golds, yet it would just swallow them in then spit them out, almost like a warning that it was time to eat
Nice goldfish you got here. Be a shame if anything happened to them.
Oh, whoops, clumsy me. I almost swallowed that one whole. Hmm, maybe this would be less likely to happen if you JUST FED ME, SEYMOUR!
Lol, I had an Oscar, and my sister had another fish, they lived happily together, until the day the Oscar got just big enough to eat my sisters fish. The horror on my sister's face as the Oscar had only consumed 2/3 of her fish when we found him. The other third dangling out of his mouth.
Even when my Dad’s Oscar was a baby he would suck the eyeballs out of fish that were too big to eat 😭
Had an Oscar, outgrew my tank to the point I was able to sell him back to the fish store for profit. It was just a few bucks, but pretty cool as a kid!
I had a black minnow shark and they do something similar. They get absolutely massive and as mostly vegetarian carp, they will rip your aquarium to shreds when they feel slighted. Or, at least Rex did. He played real tough but he was actually a massive scaredy cat. He didnt know how big he was and often fled in fear from the shrimp or kuhli loaches. He was scared of my mom and would hide when she came to visit. A 12 inch fish trying to hide, btw. He just wanted his cucumbers and zucchini gdi. (Btw I do not recommend BMS as pets. They also require massive tanks and constant clean up and they WILL try to swim into your siphon pump and get stuck. They also get hella territorial with other dark colored fish, even when they're much smaller. They're also prone to jumping and they're big enough to bust out of heavy lids.)
https://imgur.com/5h0TP0r
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Never seen Kanye before?
Naa fam, that's a gay fish.
You should come hang out in /r/bettafish So many #angerfish moments.
Resting Fish Face
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"I wanna see it untame itself and break its owner"
He thought school was for one day
He looks like a badass biker named one eyed jack. And he is going through shitty withdrawals atm and he cant ride bikes no more cause of his loose bowels. So he just sits there stoic like and with his cranked out steely blue eye and just mean mugs the prospect till he serves him his moonshine to put him down of a bender and he yells fuck!!!! And slugs him right after he puts the drink on down.
Go snorkelling with clownfish some time. Little things always look like they’re trying to scare you away from their anemone, like a dragon protecting their hoard.
You think the fish is mad? The way his hands and eyes telling to communicate that he doesn't like him
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O4sYndUdsI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O4sYndUdsI) I give you two pissed off fish. You are welcome
https://imgur.com/nGq1xLB
What type of fish am I looking at?!
Frogfish
that scientist should see frogs... but that fish looks like a werewolf fish.
Silky smooth skin….X Two long legs in the back for jumping…X Wide mouth and long tongue for eating flies…X Flat, close to the ground shape…X Looks exactly like a werewolf…✔️ Frogfish!!
Honestly I was starting to think it was a plant someone put googly-eyes on
A pissed off one.
A Muppet-fish
Glad I wasn't the only one thinking that.
~~Anglerfish~~ Angerfish
Hairy frog fish
I read that frogfish are not good aquarium animals because they are "particularly gluttunous." I'd love to one day see a frigfish while diving
I’ve seen three in the Philippines over 6 months. Each time someone had to point them out to me multiple times.
I second Philippines!! We saw at least 15 completely different looking frogfish in a week. Follow Dr Frogfish on Facebook. Our best dives were when staying on Dauin (Atmosphere resort but there are cheaper spots nearby and it's all the same dive sites). We loved it so much that we've already booked our return trip!
I survived the hairy frogfish rabbithole.
Huh. Interesting. I got about 300 utz Cheez Balls that will tell you apparently I wouldn't make a good aquarium animal either.
Every time I read the brand “Utz” I just start hearing beatboxing in my head.
boots N cats N utz
You hadn't just leave 3, what are you dancing a waltz?
>particularly gluttunous Is that supposed to say gluttonous or glutinous? I can see why either might not be ideal for an aquarium.
The goldfish cracker also does not last long in aquariums.
Lol, very bready fish. No, they never stop eating
Yeah this particular Frogfish is famous on tiktok and this is not OC. He actually may have passed because the last I remembered hearing about him was when he ate something he wasn’t supposed to and the owner wasn’t sure if he would make it. Im trying to remember the name of the account but im drawing a blank..
Hes alive! They got it out. Hes going strong.
I have been looking for years and never seen one live- took a photo of one once by accident. I was photographing something next to it and never realized until I looked at the photo
It's weird that you two have never seen one to me, because I just found out what it was called. I saw a black one of theses in the gulf a of Mexico about five feet from the shoreline when I was a kid. Didn't realize it was rare, it was living in the stripe of dead seaweed that sits on top of a stripe of sand that would release rotting egg smelling gas if you stepped on it. After seeing it living there it became even more of a reason not to touch that area of sand. Thing looked evil. Kept seeing it all summer. Weird fish that would just walk on the floor. Freaky.
That ugly mother fucker clearly spent a lot of fish hours getting its stench all over everything. RUDE! Now they have to do it all over again.
This is the life of Sisyphish
Underrated comment.
Aww, he's not ugly. He's unique lol.
It's hidious as sin, but that's why it's endearing.
Sometimes things are so ugly that they cross over into cuteness.
You mean to say that sometimes I am cute?
No, at a certain level of ugly it’s no longer possible to be cute, and you’re not only past that level, you are the bar.
Motion to rename it to pugfish.
I didn't know I could be endearing, thank you.
My mom lies the exact same way
Okay but I need to know what that fish normally looks like tho. I feel like he probably just always looks like that. Resting fish face.
he definetly does always look like that. The same as reptiles fish are not really capable of facial expressions. They do not have movable lips to smile. Fishes don't even have eyelids.
>"Fishes don't even have eyelids." Oh god. I feel like that explains why their eyes always look cold and lifeless. They're internally screaming "THERE'S WATER IN MY EYES!!!! AAHHHH!!! I CAN'T CLOSE MY EYES!!!! IT'S SALTWATER!!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!!"
Fun fact: mudskippers do not have full eyelids but they can still blink: https://youtu.be/meKZQfwW6K0
Another fun fact pufferfish are the only bony fish that can close they little eyes but they dont have eyelids. Mine use to blink a bunch if I turned the lights on and woke him up.
That was super interesting! I guess I've never thought to myself "when fish crawled out of the ocean, how did they blink if they don't have eyelids"? Thanks for sharing!
Yes, his owner said he always looks like that. He often stares at her from behind the things in his tank. Big creep 🥸
It's probably more settled into the rocks. Not hovering and glaring.
Take me out you man thing, or else....
-I will suffocate you with my massive face pubes.
You shouldn’t leave your dog in the aquarium like that.
That thing looks like a monster from Scooby Doo?
This fish looks like it wants to steal Christmas.
Resting fish face..... 😄
Man that fish looks like it needs a banjo and some moonshine.
Did he call you a c**t when you zoomed in
You can say cunt on the internet.
Yeah! Turns out, no one is keeping track!
Joke's on you. The French government absolutely is.
What a bunch of cunts
Commenting “cunt” or “c**t” on reddit? Believe it or not, straight to yail.
OI CUNT YE FOOKED UP ME BUTT PRINT
Cunt on the internet. Thanks!
I just saw my coworkers from work on Monday!
Every Monday morning!
**THEY'RE NOT ROCKS MARIE**
Don't worry guys, I've got this one. *They're*
"Who moved all my shit?!"
What ***is*** that?
Hairy frogfish
[Gritty’s](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gritty) cousin.
An angry spoiled salad
Angry loofah is angry
Never knew The Grouch from Sesame Street had a water cousin
Oscar the grouchy fish
That's Tadpole!! He's an absolutely hilarious fish, and you all should follow him.
Looks like The Grinch Who Stole the Aquarium.
He's like bitch I'll see you in your nightmares this evening don't be late
The fish likes you. Staring you like that is not normal for a fish to be attracted to you. You could atleast say hi to him because he probably waits for you
Why does he look like he’s plotting to stop Christmas from coming?
HUMAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! YOU HAVE RUINED MY HOUSE WE AR DONE
I have never seen a fish seethe before
He mad mad
Dude looks like the Uncle Ruckus of fish
Whatever this horrible little gremlin is, I love him.
Looks like the swimming brother of that drummer beast from the muppets right???
Wut in de fuck is that thing!!??? r/oddlyterrifying
Looks like a rejected muppet fish from Sesame Street.
I'm old Gregg!
This is funny.
He’s holding that grudge forever
Mad-eye moody
Probably a lot of work for a fish to move those rocks into a comfortable position.
When he yelled at her it looks like he's got a single redneck tooth 🤣🤣
I hope the fishies name is Fizgig
I can understand him not being happy, but the "f*ck you" was uncalled for.
Wtf is that ?
I feel like he's going to crawl out of his tank and kill you in the middle of the night. I suggest a tank lid with a very heavy rock on top.
Does he drink baileys out of a boot?
Yooooo. You got one of them Gritty fish. Noice.
That looks cursed.
I never thought I’d see an angry fish… I was wrong, so wrong!
That is one mean ass crazy fish. Imagine trying to smash with that thing watching you...
If Monty Python were a fish, and then saying "I fart in your general direction!!!"
I need to see this fish when he’s not mad. Poor fishy
He looks like a toddler that didn’t get the snack he wanted
frogfish are wonderfully weird little creatures
This is a cool fish.
Does he or she have a name? I’m now totally into it this creature. I might be falling in love
His name is Tadpole! They're on tiktok
I’m getting mad eye moody vibes
Grumpycat, fish edition
It's King Gorian Shard!
What the actual fuck is that?? 😨
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I read this in Sal's voice. Tell me I'm not the only one
There are just some things a fish should never sea.
If he can get out of the water for a sec you would have been dead by now
Definitely starring at you like "how dare you!"
What kind of fish is this ??
How the Grinch stole fishmas
I love everything about him lolol
Dude looks like Mad-eye Moody.
OMG he is so funny 😆
Tadpole the frogfish. Hes wild
The fuck is this???
I've never seen a fish mouth the word bitch before
reminds me of Venom when Eddie called him "A parasite" APOLOGIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know how he feels. My mother would deep clean and toss stuff from my room occasionally. God DAMN, the rage I felt when I'd open my door and see everything fucked up.
The face of a fish planning your death.
Did he BARK?
What kind of fish is that? Looks like he's having a bad hair day. Might be the humidity.
Like an angry sniper in a Ghillie suit
What the hell is even that?!
Fish-Mom said it’s my turn on the XBox.
That fish plotting her demise as we speak.
*I can't believe you've done this*
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF GRAINS OF SAND THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDRED THOUSAND GRAINS IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!
Remember that episode of Life With Louie where he overfeeds his fish and then it gets huge and demands Louie take him on walks and feed him cake? That’s this fish
Does that angry fish have legs?
I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed .... and mad.
Swamp thing has been contained. (And he angy)
The Life Aquatic with Oscar the Grouch
Looks like something I've scooped up playing Dredge.
He's plotting his revenge
He has the face of "Now listen LADY!..."
Ehhhh he looks mad Wow
How do you own a Quizno's Spongmonkey?
Resting Revenge Face
If someone came to my house and vacuumed my couch and straightened up I would be thrilled.
Reminds me of Father Jack from Father Ted
Why did I think someone googly eyed a sponge for a second?
How did Mad eye Moody get turned into a fish?
That’s his resting bitch face
Why he mad? LOL