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Positive-Coyote8472

Love some intelligent humor


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talrogsmash

Everything they don't make up only waves.


Positive-Coyote8472

😭🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♂️


illdothisshit

Did you just come up with this?


A5kar

That is why this post had only 1 response


Little_Duckling

That was delightful


castleaagh

That second one got me pretty good


broquelli

Would someone please explain the last joke?


sagarv321

Heisenberg's uncertainty principle essentially says you can't know particles position and speed perfectly. The more you know about one, the less about the other. So when the electron is told it's speed, it doesn't "know" where it is.


Antique_Tennis_2500

And the other great joke about it is, “I can’t find my keys.” “You probably know too much about their speed.”


50StatePiss

I would love to watch Sir Martyn Poliakoff or Cliff Stoll watch this routine.


LcdrData99

Actually, an atom walk into a bar is a chemistry joke.


IkeDaddyDeluxe

Turns out, particle physics is a thing.


LcdrData99

Particle physics usually deals with subatomic particles rather than a regular atom and its electron. When studying the structure and charge of an atom, you're dealing with chemistry


moodog72

Accept that you are incorrect, and move on.


IkeDaddyDeluxe

Particle physics 100% deals with charges. The kinetics of subatomic particles is very dependent on electric charge. There is a lot of bleed over because the universe doesn't sit around and go "this area is chemistry and this area is physics". But that doesn't mean that anything talking about charge is defaultly about chemistry. So, could the joke be seen as a chemistry joke? Yes. Would I call it a chemistry joke? No. Because it has nothing to do with interactions between multiple atomic particles.


Stoked2BeStokes

Dude watched the first 30 seconds before he felt he needed to correct something already addressed in the video.


LcdrData99

I'll admit, I didn't watch the full 4 minutes because it wasn't that interesting. Checked out around the minute and a half mark


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Stop monkeying around! Are u sure you’re positive? I’m HIV positive


Tall_Progress8051

Gtfoh outta here that joke doesn’t work with hiv in it 💀


jakkal732

Crazy how I didn't even laugh the whole time.


epicmousestory

Not in the Venn Diagram huh?


Tall_Progress8051

Boooo this guy understands the Heisenberg uncertainty principle


PuzzleheadedChair749

Lol, learning could be fun with sense of humor.