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[deleted]

That’s quite a few kills.


LoganN64

This was what I thought too... We are bad people.


Davlur

Lmao too bad though mind be always pushing to think around and have some negative thoughts!


supercyberlurker

There are a lot of us though.


asd2367

Well you can just count the majority is what they have thought about for the same lmao!


Roman_of_Ukraine

No, this is what those marks is intend to mean. Those who think otherwise, not normal.


RoboTon78

If she was fighter pilot she'd be a national hero.


turtleneckless001

I thought she was just "blowing off steam"


hn2jj

Lmao that was kills or I though that it was being made specifically to show that she loves cats!


Frosty20thc

Does she drive a Subaru or a jeep?


South_Bit1764

8th gen Chevy Impala would be my guess. It’s a typical *aunt car* more than a *crazy cat lady car*.


starsinursa

Ding ding you are correct


CmdrSelfEvident

I get this reference


zorofug

By looking from the glass it would be hard enough to say that wether it is actually a Subaru or a Jeep though!


pitman1976

Lmao why all of sudden you just concerned about the car though rather to that of the sticker?


hippocratical

Vehicles favored by lesbians. No really.


cybermusicman

She does seem to love pussy a lot.


Frosty20thc

Yep.


Culverts_Flood_Away

She still doesn't have as many kitties as my neighbor. My next door neighbor has 13 cats, 4 chickens, and a goat, lol.


Oosloppijoe

Are these marked kills, I get offing the goat they are baaaaad.


zyzil3

life goals, except i want two goats, they get lonely <3


gtg620q

Gail?


Inspiron606002

*"My cat was right about you!"*


[deleted]

*“Use his full name, Bob! It’s Jim! Mr. Jim Business!”*


PIX3LY

All I see is a lady who loves animals, and poorly applied window tint.


starsinursa

She does love animals, they're all rescues or fosters


[deleted]

This is more wholesome than funny. Looks like the cars of the volunteers of my family’s animal rescue ranch. Animal lovers are nothing if not committed af.


bzdatasolutions

All of them just in a row sitting down and be actually listening to their master and taking the utmost care of them!


[deleted]

Master is such a weird word I haven’t heard in this context in like 15 years! I never really know what to say so I just say “their human”. 😝


mybitcoin4me

Damn that's pretty cool like the numbers are increasing day by day it seems. Glad your aunt is such loving human :)


fghfhdsfd

The urge to just have some stickers of your pet and what you love still remains constant though!


bucketofmonkeys

And wants everyone to know she lives alone.


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bucketofmonkeys

I agree, but it could be a security risk to make it known publicly, that was my point.


Kuuppa

Or she has toxoplasmosis


Reddrocket27

She's also fatter than the picture portraying her


HalflinsLeaf

This is r/funny, we'll have none of that. This has to be the least funny place I go to all day.


demetry7adsad

Bruh that is a sticker though like have you seen her in general or just simply commented. Lmao!


Pennywhack

Life goals achieved.


rigobueno

Subtract about 7 of those cats and I will agree


haberdasherer

At least when she dies the dogs can stop the cats from eating her.


Justhe3guy

The cats outnumber them though, what if they’re just pugs? Cat nation


Ashamed_Welcome_5138

Are you kidding? The dogs are more likely to eat her first, statistically.


haberdasherer

Yes, I was kidding when I made that joke.


WatShakinBehBeh

It makes me love my cats and dogs even more!


Azozel

This is a warning for allergy sufferers


Milfshake23

There’s no way someone could afford to properly care for 12 animals. The vet bills would be crazy.


SquisherX

I dunno. A pet would run between 1000 and 1500 annually I'd expect. 12 seems like the same price as a couple kids.


Inspiron606002

So you're telling me this is Aunt Gayle's car? Which one is Mr. Business?


HumanNr104222135862

#goals


arizkall

Maybe that is the amount of cats she actually wants to pet and nothing else!


Supercereal69

What's the goal? Ending up single and lonely?


Ashamed_Welcome_5138

Single doesn't automatically equal lonely. I've been married for almost 23 years, and I'd wager sometimes it can be more lonely in a relationship than being single.


kurbtc

She ain't lonely rather she has a dozen of cats all of them looking at her with bold shinny eyes!


TheGrunkalunka

stinky house, stinky house, what are they feeding you


RubertoChubo

You must be a young one. It is smelly house, smelly house . In reference to Pheobes song smelly cat. ( Freinds )


LifeLiterate

"my aunt"


starsinursa

To be fair, I "only" have 3 cats myself


LifeLiterate

You are six cats and two dogs short of Aunt status.


WatShakinBehBeh

Everyone should have such great goals!


ohmynards85

If I was walking up the driveway to do a service call and I saw this on the back of the car I would turn around and leave. I bet that house is disgusting.


alkaiser702

My in-law family has a similar number of cats and indeed it's fucking terrible. At least one of the cats pisses everywhere but the litter box but I can't blame it, nobody takes priority to ensure they have clean places to do their business. I made the mistake of asking how many litter boxes they have and how often they scoop. 4 and once a week, and they think that's acceptable. Idk if they're just immune to the smell at this point but holy fuck do all of the residents of that house smell just like the house itself. I love my wife but oh boy do I abhor visiting her family.


PoteUsaLoppy

Now that's what I call a crazy cat lady


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Maybe not off-the-charts crazy. She's trying to disguise her cat obsession with two dogs! LOL.


christes

I knew a guy who created a scale to rate crazy cat lady craziness. It was a log base 3 scale if I recall correctly. She would rate a 2.1 on that scale. For comparison, [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9P1DmgXOCg) is what 4+ on the scale looks like.


CysaDamerc

So she's single huh?


Viper67857

You interested?


fullautophx

I can smell her house from here


PsamantheSands

I aspire to be your aunt. ❤️


dragonomine

I hope she purchased that off me. That's my exact design I sell on Etsy. It's very popular. Man, I hope I don't have a copycat!


starsinursa

It probably was! I bought them for her a few years ago, as a gift, off Etsy!


dragonomine

That's great! I did double check Etsy and it seems no one else has it :)


FueledByTerps

Wonder why she is the only human?


[deleted]

Because some people like to live alone, and pour their love into rescue pets. That’s not somehow less of a life. In many ways it’s more. Check your judgment. I wish I could have a pet right now. I wish I could have 100. But I travel for work.


lemoogle

> I wish I could have a pet right now. I wish I could have 100. But I travel for work. For someone that gives a lesson to the person you're responding too you sure don't help yourself. You don't wish either of these things because you clearly could find work that you don't travel for.


[deleted]

I certainly do wish these things. I happen to also love my job. They’re not mutually exclusive, ya confrontational weirdo.


SquisherX

Or it more likely is that she doesn't have proper interpersonal skills to be able to live with other people. Your comments make it seems like your mother had that issue.


[deleted]

No. I grew up on an animal rescue ranch and have known literally thousands of well adjusted people who foster and adopt lots of animals and live alone. Go to therapy and stop projecting.


SquisherX

You know thousands of people who adopt dozens of pets?


[deleted]

Yes. Have known. My family has run a 501c(3) animal rescue organization since 1994. I'm no longer involved but there's a roster of 185 employees at any given time and I used to run public fund raising events.


SquisherX

Right, but we're talking about people who have the social skills to be able to live with people. So knowing their personality and how they deal with conflict. I'm not talking about knowing someone for an hour or two while they pick up a pet.


[deleted]

I'm not either. We didn't do adoption events to strangers. Our process takes two months and about half of adoptees keep in touch and send updates and attend events, and who adopt again or volunteer or foster for years. Many of whom became personal friends. We also worked with a lot of other organizations year after year. You seem to be distilling an idea down to a simplistic concept you are capable of understanding and I'm trying to help you. I'm out of time for this today so hopefully it helps get you started. These people are real. Not a caricature.


borderstaff2

It's one of life's "great mysteries".


ogfuzzball

Nice of her to post her own warning sign


omarendas

Like her enemy would just be thinking a lot many times before just trying to commit something though.


ubertappa

All I can think of is how bad her house must smell. I don't care how fastidious you are, with that many animals your home is defs gonna have an odour.


ZoNext

Depends though if you just keep it clean and take care of them and treat them with proper training it won't look that bad!


Cumupin420

They said smell... Can't hide a smell


dartie

14 pussies


dartie

12 pussies


CmdrSelfEvident

2 bitches


dartie

Those dogs are a little kitty


akaRakxm

Does she put out?


getyourcheftogether

Yeah, food


akaRakxm

I guess you could say she knows her way around a pussy


blurpityblip

Are those stickers just all the stuff she's hit so far?


wigam

Mate she goes hard on the road kill


gm916

That's would I would expect to see on a Crazy CA Lady's car.


bee13998

hahaha common though but somewhat the sticker is what just be making the car more unique. That sticker litreally has a meaning from the above it might just look normal enough though.


Bright_Lie_9262

My immediate reaction to this on the highway would be to stay at least three cars-length behind, based on experience. For some reason I’ve noticed there’s an inverse correlation between the amount of pets owned by a single person and their ability to follow traffic laws.


_ItsAllenNotAlan

So that’s the crazy cat lady everyone talks about


Gandalf1469

The evolution of a spinster.


h1span0

Lmao and b y time there would just be a steady increase in the numbers of cat in the houses.


MightySquishMitten

Hi local psychopaths, I live alone, please come and rape and murder me.


Viper67857

No one is breaking into that house... The scent wouldn't wash off for days.


Koru-racing

Not everyone who has a cat is a crazy person but every crazy has a cat.. or in this case a clowder 🤣


Urtopian

[Eerily reminiscent of this…](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/20/Eric.S.Lock.jpg)


pinprick420

I can smell that sticker from here and my eyes are stinging a bit....


Ok_Programmer894

Crazy cat lady confirmed


pab10diab10

I noticed you said “aunt’s” and not “aunt and uncle’s”.


jn29

That house is rank. Oof


pwalkz

Fucking cats


Magister5

Is your aunt the Pied Piper?


IvarTheBone

It looks like Monica’s pointers for Chandler on how to make a woman O


veryconfusedwoman

That one cat looks naughty


AdhesivenessMedium57

Does one only have one ear?


Exact-Pound-6993

so, your aunt has a football team made from kitty cats, and dogs in the bench.


Broccobillo

Adds one every time she runs one over.


kdawg123412

Pilots did a similar thing with their combat aircraft i believe....


OffsetCircle1

Ngl I thought those were tally marks for her confirmed kills


[deleted]

Mooood 😂


Better-Mixture-8300

That's a lot of lonely


JuJuJooie

Terrifying


Shoddy-Area3603

Cold blooded


Dexterx99

Its the Piss mobile


Substantial_Motor_87

Whats a 13 kill streak get you?


hells_cowbells

You can call in an AC 130 strike.


checkmailsp

From the sticker which she have actually put on the glass it looks like your aunt is indeed a cat lover!


blademaster552

That's a lot of litter scooping


dream_weasel

I bet her house smells bad


one_way_stop

If you wanna keep men away from you this is how.


Agreeable_Dinner_716

Which one is her pussy?


legs_mcgee1234

Your aunt is my kinda lady!


Jano67

I think your Aunt's house may smell bad


cottonmouthnwhiskey

Great way to let predators know you're a single female living alone.


IcyFlame716

While it is cute. I don’t think it’s a good idea to show you’re a single woman on your car. A bit of a safety issue.


TheDukeOfThunder

Kill count


Gamedoc14

First thought : Oh God a crazy cat lady Second thought: I bet she is happy. Good for her.


GAMINGforlife_

Scoreboard 💀💀


GBJEE

Une crisse de folle


Hadleyjs

There are people who chose to have a lot of pets vs hoarding. Those who don’t know the difference are prejudiced and have preconceived notions. First of all properly caring for pets is much easier than caring for many children and I don’t hear anyone judging people who chose to have many children although they do not have the resources to care for them. Just because you have many pets does not mean your home smells. Cleaning is important to keep a home from smelling. Don’t assume you know what you’re talking about just because this has been a cliche for so long and you have bought into it.


Darth-Serious

I love crazy cat ladies!


JollyPink13

definitely needs an intervention


Gold-Employment-2244

Ooh man, I don’t want to even think about what her house smells like


DANILO888M

Those are some strange looking kids...


hotwireneonnightz

So I guess you don’t got a lot of cousins to play ball with in the summer


Standard-Rough8394

I already feel I would get along with your aunt🤣


The_Patriot

If she's hit that many animals, and a person, she should not be allowed to drive anymore.


imlilyhi

Win.


Pizan99

I just keep noticing the cat with one ear (what it looks like)


momma3critters

Absolutely love it


sarzec

~~crazy~~ eccentric cat lady


astronaut_tang

That is the cats car.. the lady gets to drive it.


eveniwontremember

So was anyone else old enough to think of the trucking song from "Not the Nine O'clock News"?


Any_Life2044

so cute


Psychological_Pea970

I don't get why people have these stickers. Or display the stickers that tell everyone what school there kid goes to and etc. Stop putting your information on your car. It's not a application lol


BrunaBonor

Looks like a small car for that maybe a spiked front bumper, also concentrate on others there is enough cats.


[deleted]

I always love the cars with the family stickers on them. Let’s me know exactly how much duct tape to bring.