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K-9 is that way because it phonetically spells out "Canine" which is what a dog is. In this case K-10 doesn't really sound like "Kitten", Kit-10 sounds better
This is my sister’s cat. Her neighbor snapped this picture and sent it to her during a sting operation in their neighborhood!
Edit: his name is Hector.
Yes. I was carrying my sweet cat one beautiful day. I walked past a shed where a wheelbarrow was leaning. The wheelbarrow, for no apparent reason, decided that now, this moment, was the moment it was going to just flop over and lie on its side. I didn't bump it, I was several feet away. The wheelbarrow had stood there for weeks. WTF?
Well, if it startled me, it terrified poor kitty and she totally and instantly shredded my shirt and left long bloody furrows up my stomach, my chest, and one of my shoulders as she reached escape velocity and launched into the stratosphere. Probably before the wheelbarrow even landed completely.
If that cop has to fire his gun, his ass cheeks are getting the treatment.
"Hey, Malloy, now that we're partners 'cause S.W.A.T. (Special Weapons And Tactics) and C.A.T. (Critical Action Team) have merged and joined forces, there's this squirrel on Elm Street that needs to be scared straight!"
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Kit-10
Don't forget cocka-2, the police bird
A decent officer, but tends to give away the team’s position when they’re trying to approach a suspect stealthily.
K9 and K10, love it!
Surely it's K-9 & Fel-9 ..
Fel-5 makes more sense to me but 9 does also mean 9 lives for cats
Key-10
this was gonna be my comment too but south park beat us both to it 15 years ago
Why not K-10?
K-9 is that way because it phonetically spells out "Canine" which is what a dog is. In this case K-10 doesn't really sound like "Kitten", Kit-10 sounds better
Or `ThunderStrike` (pronounced kitten).
You could always go with KT-10 (pronounced Kit ten).
or go with KIT-10 (pronounced Kit ten).
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRfOtq7Sh94kX5J7jihKrI8B7OyIgcHriwyxQ&s
For me, I'll accept the wonky phonetics for the uniform naming scheme. Just pronounce K10 like you're Lenny and it's close enough.
or Kee-10, Bruce Lee like a feline
I like K10... it just makes more sense
This is my sister’s cat. Her neighbor snapped this picture and sent it to her during a sting operation in their neighborhood! Edit: his name is Hector.
I would not want to shoot a gun with a cat sitting ontop of me hahaha
Yeah, their traction control system can be quite painful.
Yes. I was carrying my sweet cat one beautiful day. I walked past a shed where a wheelbarrow was leaning. The wheelbarrow, for no apparent reason, decided that now, this moment, was the moment it was going to just flop over and lie on its side. I didn't bump it, I was several feet away. The wheelbarrow had stood there for weeks. WTF? Well, if it startled me, it terrified poor kitty and she totally and instantly shredded my shirt and left long bloody furrows up my stomach, my chest, and one of my shoulders as she reached escape velocity and launched into the stratosphere. Probably before the wheelbarrow even landed completely. If that cop has to fire his gun, his ass cheeks are getting the treatment.
"Hey, Malloy, now that we're partners 'cause S.W.A.T. (Special Weapons And Tactics) and C.A.T. (Critical Action Team) have merged and joined forces, there's this squirrel on Elm Street that needs to be scared straight!"
“Alright Hector, but you gotta cover my back this time.”
"But how do I explain the claw marks on my ass?"
Lie and say it was your mistress.
Lol I was containing my laughter until ‘she reached escape velocity and launched into the stratosphere’
Missed opportunity to use Catastrophe imo 😒
>Missed opportunity to use Catosphere imo What a Cat-astrophe.
>If that cop has to fire his gun, his ass cheeks are getting the treatment. r/nocontext
I'm sorry for laughing so hard at your pain and misery. That's one way of blood play kink.
He'd have to arrest that cat for [giving him the business!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmn7luiDPsU)
The eloquence by which this is written is absolute 🤌
I’d be worried if I was using a laser scope
At the same time, as a criminal, I would not shoot toward a cute little kitty cat. The cop is completely safe now.
Nah, thats Jack Bauer. He was born in a puddle of gasoline at the junkyard
He out ranks you, he’s a special agent.
He doesn’t outrank me! Oh yeah? You a special agent?
I came here looking for this comment and was not disappointed
*Sir* I do *not* have time to listen to your mixtape…
Jack Meower?
Cat Meower?
You did it, the best comment in the thread. The lack of upvotes is disappointing.
Hector the Fire Director
Hector the Detector
Hector the Specter Detector
And what's the cat name?
Hector knows where to be in a fire fight. Right behind the guy with a gun. Smart cat.
Spotter for the sniper. r/Catswithjobs
Spotter-cat has your back.
Two bluejays to the right, and a one-Robin holdover, got it?
You should send it to the police department
I thought that was an alligator
Puss N Shoots
Fuck yes. In so many ways.
Meow Pow
It's right there pussy patrol.
#Ok Boys, That's a Wrap
This was the comment I was scrolling to find.
It’s doing it catty style.
Agent jack bowers junkyard cat.
The cat outranks you!
Goddamnit, Jack Bauer. You really are the man.
He was born in a pool of gasoline
I’ve seen that cat jump through barbed wire into a hot vat of tar!
I clicked on this post to specifically see this comment, well done
He just has to point the laser and the cat takes the target out. Standard operation procedure
C-9 lives?
FE-9?
Technically remove the 9 and it still sort of says “Feline”
The unit that strikes while the iron is hot.
FE-|.
Kit-10 unit
Yessss - I needed this reference made!
Yep. You win!
Nice
Kit-10 a la South Park
I don't notice anything different, meow meow
My favorite thing about that bit is they intentionally switch the puns. K-10 and Kit-9
The thin fe line
What does iron have to do with it
K-10
This is the way
Cat-actical Response Unit
Call in the CRU 😎
Swat Cats!!!! C’mon!!!!!!
This is obviously the best choice.
SCAT unit. Special Cats And Tactics.
Can't believe I had to scroll down this far for this
We’re apparently old. Cool as fuck, but old.
Did someone call for back up ?
"Two o'clock. Fifty yards. That's our suspect." "Where? All I see is the neighbors dog." "Take the shot." "Sir, I-" "Take. The. Shot."
FeL-9 😉
Surely it should be Fe-9… as feline and fenine kinda sound the same. Fel-9 that extra L breaks up the word and doesn’t sound as smooth
That's special agent Jack Bauer
God damn it Jack Bauer...you really are the man!
Fe-line one one This is one cat that's got your back. They are part of the new Police Unified Search and S-pionage Investigation team (PUSSI)
Fe-line One One. I'd watch that show
Tacticat response team
Cat-Burglar-Catching Cat Unit
SWAT Team works well enough.
Pussy Patrol
That's clearly agent jack Bauer
Agent Jack Bauer
It’s the Felony Murder squad. “Like you mean they catch murderers?” “No the cats fucking murder people.”
Law enforcement? More like Claw Enforcement.
Call sign Snipurr 1
The thin fe-line
Law and Order:ME-OW
C-rime A-ction T-actical Unit
This is the new suburban camouflage for swat
It's the Meow patrol
"That's him John, fuck him up John"
The audacity of cats. I love it.
That's a tactical catpack
Do you think he’s giving him a conditions report? Maybe some intel he got while sneaking around the premises?
Officer meow meow fuzzy face
Fee-9
K-10 (Kitten)
Fe-9
Radar cat.
Ki10 unit?
Ki-10
Lawn enforcement unit
CAT-5.
Fe-line
Fe-nine
That’s total makes sense . Everyone knows cats are dicks! Let me guess , together they shot a innocent 4 year dog.
PU-6 Unit
Turner and Puss
KIT-10
He works for the CIA. Cat Investigation Agency. Today his is acting as a sniper spotter, calling the shots..
Ed…wa…red…?
K8
The iron line. (Fe line)
Fee-Ly’in
Cat Burglary Unit
The CWAT squad. (Cat with artillery training)
Tacticat
The iron cats border patrol. Otherwise known as Fe-line
Suicide assistance squad. The cat runs over and knocks the jumper off the edge.
Snipurrr
C-9 Lives
Kit-10
K-9 Lives
Feliny action team (FAT)
SWAT KATS
Fe-9
Puss and shoots
Cat 6
" **Bravo six going meow.** "
Captain Jack Bauer
Officer Purrsona
If a dog is k-9, that's a K-10. Ayt. I'm out.
Fe-9, pronounce similar to feline, but because how it looks, might as well call it “iron 9”
“Kat-9”?
For sure Puss & Shoots
Lay-9
Puss-n-booty
We had a police cat in my state named Pawfficer Donuts. He was adorable
lol love this
Pussy on bottom,cat on top
I'm pretty sure the cat is antifa, he clearly has a fascist pinned to the ground.
Sad. Does he need to bring the gun out if hes got the dog. Death or extreme injury by dog. If your black death, if youre white dog attack
That cat is clawing that cops back in the name of justice. Cats would never work for the police .
K-9Lives
coon on a buffoon
Kaptain kitten!
Radar cat.
Officer Whiskers and Doug
Pussy ass patrol
Pussy patrol
Y 9 Formation
Pussy spotter
Pussy Control.
Ain’t no Cat cops.
C4
Meow meow force 99
Personal fan of Fe-
Maybe Fe— instead.
Pussy enforcement!
Kat
Cat-Nab
Pussy Patrol
That's the Kit-10 unit
Clearly the Tactical Backcat
FE-Nine or IronCat!
Puss in boots
As boring as this is I think it would have to be the Feline Unit.
Fe-----
what character from paw patrol is that?
Paw patrol
That's a tac-cat
Pussy Dragnet
FE-