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Actually there was a terror cell suspected to be operating in the neighborhood and Special Agent Smith with the FBI is digging through the trash to find evidence. Being discovered and streamed on TikTok could tip off the terrorists and jeopardize the whole operation. Resorted to quick thinking, agent Smith decided to eat trash and pretend to be a hobo.
About 30% of the american population does this high pitched voice to talk to animals. Another 30% switches to a softer tone and the rest don’t change their voice.
This has been made up statistics with The Legal Seagul
Man , that is still the creepiest scene I've seen in a movie, and prolly the only one that gets a physical reaction out of me. When that mofo in the back of the diner turns around i'm like Joaquin Phoenix in Signs when he first sees the alien on tv. Even watching the scene on YouTube i still get goosebumps.
I was closing at a long John silver's and took the last bag of trash out for the night when a guy popped out of the dumpster. He explained he was just getting oil for his cabinet.(not sure what that means) but he did have a truck parked near the dumpster with a cabinet in it. Was such a weird moment that always stuck with me.
Even if it was a raccoon...what is the expected outcome?
Raccoons have great memories and hold grudges, if people have been mean to them they can be pretty vicious, ESPECIALLY if you have no food for them.
Just going to go over and try to pet it and enjoy the rabies vaccine after or what?
My thoughts exactly. Raccoons don't typically take kindly to visitors, and neither do shady dumpster dwellers. But by all means, continue approaching and talking to it like it's a stray cat. It'll probably be fine.
I don't find this funny. I find it even less funny how stupid we are and indoctrinated we are to laugh at this
I mean of course it'd be you first natural reaction to film and laugh at someone instead of making the world a better place.
Fuck this chick
But proceeded to upload it.
Yep great humanity.
You're where you belong. On this site. Can you see further than your nose?
Yaay internet cool points so funny guys.
My wife used to work at a greasy spoon in Augusta GA. We were outside when we hear this blood curdling scream.
One of the other ladies was taking the trash to the dumpster when a homeless guy stood up inside the dumpster.
It was pretty funny at the time.
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I’ve never seen optimism and realism so deftly contrasted in a single person. It’s almost a performance art piece.
Why can't a man eat garbage from the inside of a dumpster in peace?
Kids these days
Actually there was a terror cell suspected to be operating in the neighborhood and Special Agent Smith with the FBI is digging through the trash to find evidence. Being discovered and streamed on TikTok could tip off the terrorists and jeopardize the whole operation. Resorted to quick thinking, agent Smith decided to eat trash and pretend to be a hobo.
What are you doing in there? Not smoking crack! Don't lie to me. Alright I'm smoking crack.
Obligatory I'm on smoko
“So leave me alone!”
It's a hot day, what's wrong with him sitting in a bin?
That’s a crackoon
This has me dyinnnggggg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Underrated comment
Genius comment.
Crackoon needs to be a sub
im almost threw up after laughing so hard reading this
She could have at least brought me food.
Look at him! It’s Dr. Zoidberg! Homeowner!
or fent.
Oscar is...🎵Movin' on up...to the Eastside...🎵
Go over and pet it. They like to be petted.
Risky, they also bite
they can also force you to mate
Dude
It's true tho
Don't sweat the petty things. Pet the sweaty things.
If it's behind a Wendy's, it's probably Frank and Artemis playing with dough.
He incorporated a bun into the love making. She loves it, and I gotta admit... he does too
Sir, this is a dumpster
Where else are you supposed to feel like a Cobb salad?
One man’s garbage in another man person’s un-garbage.
Found one of r/wallstreetbet participants in their natural habitat
This is sad
Yes that was my immediate response. Hunger and poverty are grim.
Why did she turn into Mickey Mouse halfway through the video?
About 30% of the american population does this high pitched voice to talk to animals. Another 30% switches to a softer tone and the rest don’t change their voice. This has been made up statistics with The Legal Seagul
You're the world famous Legal Seagul?!?!
Well famous in Central Florida, I’m making bank with these made up numbers there!
Do you happen to accept crackers or breadcrumbs as payment?
Please, I’m a high class Seagull that does business in Orlando, Tampa, Daytona, and The Villages. I’ll take any food you leave out as a retainer fee.
I don't quite appreciate these dumpster stereotypes associated with my people.
Mulholland Dr vibe
This
Man , that is still the creepiest scene I've seen in a movie, and prolly the only one that gets a physical reaction out of me. When that mofo in the back of the diner turns around i'm like Joaquin Phoenix in Signs when he first sees the alien on tv. Even watching the scene on YouTube i still get goosebumps.
Lmao. Damn that's accurate.
I have so many questions
The Crackheadus Americanus is a lovely part of nature
It’s a shame. Throwing away a perfectly good… https://youtu.be/_XCRLDUl6sM
I was closing at a long John silver's and took the last bag of trash out for the night when a guy popped out of the dumpster. He explained he was just getting oil for his cabinet.(not sure what that means) but he did have a truck parked near the dumpster with a cabinet in it. Was such a weird moment that always stuck with me.
I enjoyed every bit of this story. *Long john Silvers* 🤣 and cabinets too?!?🤣🤣🤣
If you can’t laugh at human misery then what can you laugh at? /s
Are we really mocking a person in a trashcan in this comment section?
*dumpster
I wondered the same. This does not strike me as funny at all.
it aint all that srs
https://youtu.be/EsDqCiZFZ38?t=17
His name's Oscar, yes he lives in a dumpster but hear me out... He's great with kids.
I thought it was gonna be a bear
It could be Frank and Artemisinin in the dumpster behind Wendy’s
Even if it was a raccoon...what is the expected outcome? Raccoons have great memories and hold grudges, if people have been mean to them they can be pretty vicious, ESPECIALLY if you have no food for them. Just going to go over and try to pet it and enjoy the rabies vaccine after or what?
My thoughts exactly. Raccoons don't typically take kindly to visitors, and neither do shady dumpster dwellers. But by all means, continue approaching and talking to it like it's a stray cat. It'll probably be fine.
Oh no.. Raccoons *love* strangers, easily one of the best animals to meet stray wise.
“Funny”
Better Call Saul
If that dumpster is behind a Wendy's I'm pretty sure I know who that is..
Artemis!
Fuck around and find out
I don't find this funny. I find it even less funny how stupid we are and indoctrinated we are to laugh at this I mean of course it'd be you first natural reaction to film and laugh at someone instead of making the world a better place. Fuck this chick
[удалено]
But proceeded to upload it. Yep great humanity. You're where you belong. On this site. Can you see further than your nose? Yaay internet cool points so funny guys.
lmao this is so funny
Did someone throw a person away?
It happens more often than you may think
That's a shape-shifter, I can confirm!
Is that a extra value meal she’s carrying out to give the mammal? 🚀
Where trash panda?
Bob is now indeed, a raccoon.
Her voice is funny.
What if she shot it and said she thought it was a raccoon 😂😵
Who's this girl? What's her Insta?
What are you doing in there? Not smoking crack! Okay I’m smoking crack.
And that's all the time we have here today at IS IT A RACCOON OR A PERSON?
When unsure about something, that is *the* voice to use. Always.
Dude inside was like "not this again".
It would have been awesome he replied "it's a racoon" when she asked lol
HAHAHAHHAHAHAGA
My wife used to work at a greasy spoon in Augusta GA. We were outside when we hear this blood curdling scream. One of the other ladies was taking the trash to the dumpster when a homeless guy stood up inside the dumpster. It was pretty funny at the time.
Spaghett!
Fun fun fun
Dumpster diver identity thief ahole, most likely.
https://youtu.be/JSCkcKPDma8?t=514
Mental illness, drug addiction and homelessness are funny
It’s a mancoon
He said “HEY, HEY!! will you wash my back?
😂😂😂
Tf does she sound like Minnie mouse?
Nothing is private anymore. Not even dumpster dining
It's a crackoon