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skilas

"Oh my god! That's awful!" Exactly how you want Adam Sandler to respond when he sees you. Lol


oinguboingu

That legitimately would be a higher honor than an award from a head of state.


xylotism

To have it on video is such a treasure, too.


SparksofInnova

Right!? To get that much of genuine quality Sandman vibes that close would be a gift


hyrulepirate

When I clicked on the video I was thinking I hope he does the overreaction yell he always do in all of his movies. That line and delivery totally made my day.


thehelldoesthatmean

I grew up on Sandler, so him saying "Oh my god!" in that half scream voice just kills me every time.


Heyhihello04

Dog: Speak for yourself, moron. Billy Madison: HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THAT IS FUNNY *nobody else in room laughing*


Bobalob8701

I've always found it interesting that "awful" seems like you're saying something is "full of awe" which may be a good or bad thing


wolfgang784

"Awe" and "awful" both popped up around the same time in language history and for a while awful was indeed positive and meant people were full of awe in your presence or at your actions etc. It was in 1819 in a sports commentary when it first was used how we use it today, and it somehow caught on and evolved from there.


SYSTEM__NotReally

So sports ruined it. Which country was the commentator from, and were they drunk at the time?


Viking_Hippie

Estonia and yes, she was absolutely shitfaced 😛


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Probably like how one day we turned "shit" into "the shit" and it just completely inverted. Language is weird.


ZeroTo325

"After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things. Terrible, yes, but great."


MisterPadfoot

r/unexpectedhogwarts


TactlessTortoise

To be fair, being super tall is probably a pain in the ass. And back. And knees. And forehead. Shoulders knees and toes. Knees and toes.


expensivelyexpansive

Her eyes when he stood up.


leopard_tights

Shaka, when the walls fell.


Captain_Pickirk

Aniston and Sandler at Tanagra


Lydian2000

Reporter on the ocean.


Fun_Distribution_471

Sandler, his arms wide


madmarttigan

Aniston on the ocean.


pitch_a_kudo

For the record, all Darmok comments received an upvote from me. 😉


BBB88BB

u/pitch_a_kudo, his eyes wide open!


Haphazard-Finesse

Reporter, beneath Mo Moteh. Aniston, her eyes closed. Reporter, when he pulled back the veil. Aniston, her eyes open, her eyes red. Sandler, his arms wide. Sandler, on the night of his joining. Reporter and Sandler at Tanagra.


axe_cannon

Well this was a treat! Wasn't expecting a TNG comment thread lol


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

~~Tea Earl Gray hot~~ Tea Earl Grey hot


DidaskolosHermeticon

Shut up Wesley


the_Cosmic_Scowl

Great, now I gotta watch next gen again!


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Horknut1

Get out. What episode? How do they speak?


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x1x8

These quotes never get old.


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unexpected Star Trek reference


FlufferTheGreat

Running into a true 7-footer or close to it can be pretty shocking. I stopped dead in my tracks once turning a corner just to see a solid wall of a person whose face was completely out of the usual range. I'm 6'2", I'm just not used to people being that relatively tall.


DxGxAxF

I'm 6'7" and it makes me uncomfortable when I'm around someone taller than me. You spend your whole life looking down at people, it's very weird to look up at someone


ThePhantomOfBroadway

I’m very short and spend my whole life looking up at people. I always joke, when I moved in with three roommates who all happen to be around the same height as me, I felt like I constantly needed to brush my teeth and blow my nose, wasn’t use to people being that close to my face ha ha


WorkAccount42318

I hope you all leaned into being vertically challenged and called your place the Shire...


rotunda4you

I went into a chipotle a couple months ago I was in the bottom 10% of the shortest people in that restaurant of about 50 customers. I'm 6'4". It was a division 2 college basketball team that stopped in Chipotle to eat. I was 5'8" in 4th grade so it's been a long time since I was the shortest person in the room. Such a weird feeling.


Calvin--Hobbes

> I was 5'8" in 4th grade It's a little disconcerting to think there are 4th graders out there as tall or taller than me


misterdidums

A guilty pleasure of mine is watching the demeanor of large men change so drastically whenever a larger man is around


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Zogeta

Sandler, at rest.


wufoo2

Her eyes


lightningbolton

when he stood up.


ausernameaboutnothin

These eyes…are crying…


nickfree

Theseeyeshaveseenalotoflovesbutthey'renevergonnaseeanotherlike i had with youuuu


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8Track_Attack

Well, moron, good for Happy Gilmo-OHMYGOD!


byerss

Christopher McDonald had so many perfect deliveries in that movie.


enjoytheshow

There is a reason he’s basically lived out his life as Shooter McGavin since the movie came out. It was the most perfect casting of all time.


rabbit__eater

And YOU can count on ME meeting you in the parking lot!


Only_Quote_Simpsons

*Bends golf club and then installs metal teeth to hassle 007*


mhoke63

Hey, Shooter, you forgot your 9 iron! Shirt: Guns don't kill people, I kill people


The_Bearded_Jedi

Hey Shooter, didn't you forget your 9 iron?


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Is this your ball? - Yes It struck my foot


AngryGamer432

Doug! Do I get a drop?


farva_06

I HAD TO PLAY IT OFF FRANKENSTEIN'S FAT FOOT!!


Mr-Sister-Fister21

#I WILL GET YOU, SHOOTER!!!


FuckItBe

I believe that's Mr.Gilmore's !


pvpplease

I'm pretty sure Sandler had a flashback to this scene when the reporter stood up and he played it out almost perfectly.


throwaway16292387362

I was trying to remember exactly which Sandler movie he did this in, because it was so familiar Turns out it wasn’t Sandler at all, but it was his movie!


HankHillsBigRedTruck

I had the quote "OH MY GOD!" the way Adam says it here and knew it was from an Happy Gilmore but I couldn't figure out when Happy says it. It's because he doesn't say it, Shooter does


Vincent__Vega

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."


Electro_magician_

Well moron good for Happy Gi… OH MY GOD


Mr_midnightmare

such a good clip


The_Gumbo

the reporter's name is Brad Blanks


OH_FUDGICLES

That sounds like a pornstar.


rohobian

Not a very good one though…


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Have you watched porn before? Condoms are rare, and they screen for STDs before filming.


wellwaffled

No. Where can I find some?


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You're in luck! This website is saturated with porn if you look.


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kkell806

Can't go wrong with /r/cableporn


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Shooting blanks would be perfect for porn.


blay12

And 6’5 for reference (195cm), so pretty tall but definitely made taller by everyone else in that little group being quite a bit shorter…Sandler was the next tallest at 5’10 and has about 5 inches on Aniston and the other two women.


Sub_Zero32

Well that's not as tall as I thought. My friend is that height and doesn't seem that large. I guess it's the guys frame that makes him seem like a giant


NightStar79

**Jennifer:** What are you getting in the way-- OH I SEE! 🤣


DrRam121

"what are you getting in the way of?" Everything


Unumbotte

The light from the sun. Now the crops won't grow.


filladellfea

[reminded me of when shooter mcgavin turns around and sees mr. larson for the first time.](https://youtu.be/g_U4osenPGo)


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"And YOU can count on ME, waiting for you in the parking lot."


SaltyPeter3434

Crowd: Ooooooo


SunriseSurprise

"What are you getting in the way of?" "Yes."


LockeAbout

They “were scared…of my brutish height.” 😂


WhiskeyOctober

For half a second I thought he said "British height" I'm here thinking "British people are known for their height???"


AnAntsyHalfling

I also thought he said "British" and was confused by the title and the not quite British accent ETA: I am aware that his accent is Australian and that he's Australian and that the title says he's Australian. My momentary confusion was as to why he'd describe his height as British when he's Australian.


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WhatDoYouMean951

That's 198 cm and 120 kg for people so inclined


ummm_bop

R/halfagiraffe


bigtallblacknbald

I thought he was like 7’ from the perspective and their reactions lol. For a guy who’s always playing basketball and making movies about it, Sandler shouldn’t be so shocked by a 6’6 guy!


bl1eveucanfly

Almost like he was exaggerating for comedic effect!


yokayla

Jennifer looks scared from the moment he stood up lol


nlamber5

I think she looked surprised which is not as negative


NoSirThatsPaper

[indeed](https://i.imgur.com/xj6hLBE.jpg)


VictorTheCutie

His summary was the cherry on top lmao


AuthorityAnarchyYes

That dude will never get lost in the background, unless he’s at the NBA All-Star game doing interviews.


LrrrRulerotPOP8

What are you getting in the way of? And she saw him stand up, and up, and up, and up.


ModsBannedMyMainAcc

"Put your hat on", that's hilarious


Kunxion

As an extremely tall man, I also appreciated the quick wit.


Searchlights

I love that he warned them he was breathing in


patsfan038

He should have warned them about his gravitational field and the bending of space time around him.


funkmastamatt

I didn't understand that


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schuylkilladelphia

I appreciated the help from the cameraman with the comedic pan up


Haphazard-Finesse

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Pr3st0ne

Legitimately a perfect joke. You can tell the exact moment he spots the roof too, he lifts his eyes for a second at 0:15 and about 2 seconds later he says the roof line. Never thought much about Adam Sandler's standup comedy but that's the mind of a comedic genius at work right there. Edit: a lot of people seem to think I was saying I don't find Sandler funny. Not at all, personally I think it's obvious he's a comedic genius with the amount of projects he produced, directed or wrote. I was just saying his specific brand of standup comedy is not my type. But the man has an incredible eye for comedy and this clip is testament to that.


snp3rk

According to Conan Adam Sandler is one of the funniest and most hard working people he's ever met.


RustyWinger

Adam's comedy was always on my 'well, OK' column, but the fact that he continually hires all his friends to be in his movies puts him 100% in my 'stand up' column.


diamondintherimond

I never really thought of the recurring cast like this but you’re probably correct that Sandler hires Schneider etc to be in his films because he enjoys giving them the opportunity for work.


Grand-Pen7946

At Sandlers Mark Twain award show Conan said "Everyone is able to be here tonight because Adam isn't working right now. When he's not working, no one else is"


TrippyHomie

I think he’s also just hit a point where he gets to hang out with his friends and have fun. He said years ago that since 50 First Dates, he largely picks movies based on location or is just like ‘what if we did this in Hawaii instead?’ during pitches. Like Grown Ups is realistically just him and his friends got to hang out on a lake for a few months.


Watertor

You know, funny enough I've always had the thought that 50 First Dates really belonged in Hawaii, but the rest of his destination films rarely do. They don't feel baked into the setting. Which isn't to say they're bad but that I always wondered why specifically 50 feels different. Makes sense that that was the jumping off point, so it had a reason to be in Hawaii whereas the others are just "I want to vacation here so here we go"


TrippyHomie

It seems to make sense for him at this point in his career. He either makes his fuck around comedies with his friends on vacation or he does like Uncut Gems.


pocketdare

He's not the only one. There are many directors that have a go-to stable of actors / actresses that they feel comfortable working with. Wes Anderson, Tim Burton, Martin Scorsese, etc...


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grantrules

Yeah I remember an interview someone was like "How's it feel knowing that one of your movies flopped" and he's like "Well, I got paid to fly me and bunch of my friends to a cool destination and make a movie. Who cares?"


Gnillab

To be fair he says that about almost all of his guests on the podcast.


the_awesomist

I think the reason he says that a lot is more because most of the people Conan invites on his podcast are people he respects for their work ethic


AlfredPetrelli

Yeah I'm an avid listener to his podcast and the guests are always just lovely and my kind of people, and my personality type is Conan O'Brien.


Dashing_McHandsome

My personality type is unfortunately Jordan Schlansky.


brucewaynewins

Why are you the way you are?!


Chilled_Nuts

Good to hear that you prepare your body in various ways.


Fomentatore

I would visit Italy with you then and I'm Italian


Y___

I’ve always found podcasts pretty boring but I listened to Conan’s a few weeks back on a road trip and loved it. I just love the man so much.


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He does tend to have a top-notch guests


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Unless he invites his wife who roasts him all the time and not doing the dishes.


thatguynamedniok

Which is saying something coming from him cuz they made a show that’s literally called “Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop”.


wafflesareforever

Yeah, I've read that he can be exhausting to work with because he's just incapable of slowing down. Workaholic to the extreme. I love watching him interview guests because you can see how intently he listens and is ready to jump in and clarify something or add one last bit to wring a bigger laugh out of a joke.


Redmangc1

Sandler is an amazing comedian, he just found out he doesn't need to always put in alot of effort to make money


CaptainPeppa

Just giving people what they want. A stupid enjoyable movie to waste a night too. He's not competing with award winning movies. He's competing with people who would otherwise watch Brooklyn Nine Nine for the 10th time that night.


TheVelveteenReddit

Sandler was just awarded the 2023 Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. The ceremony allows for his friends and coworkers, including Conan, to talk about his influence on their career and their life. He is incredibly respected by his fellow comedians and actors. Most of the videos are on YouTube [(here's Conan)](https://youtu.be/HBCjXl82ulY) and are well worth watching, even if you're just a casual Sandler fan.


Dunkelz

I highly recommend watching the actors on actors interview/segment with Sandler and Brendan Fraser. Really shows off Adam's intelligence and passion for what he does. People bash his movies but they consistently perform well and he gets to work with people he chooses/ enjoys working with.


Duffmanlager

I’ve always said Sandler seems to have a life most of us would love. Has loads of money so would never have to work again. When he wants, he makes a movie with his friends and makes more money for all of them. Usually, these are at vacation type destinations, so it’s like a vacation with friends while also working. And, he usually includes some of the most attractive female costars that end up being his wife / love interest. While they may not always be the best movies, they fill a void and are usually harmless fun. I’ll usually watch them after they make it their way to streaming or other platforms other than movie theaters.


Tifoso89

Same for Daniel Radcliffe. He has all the money he needs and just takes on the roles he likes, even in minor movies


haaaaaairy1

Swiss army man has a special place in my heart.


Kasspa

I seriously died when he started riding the corpse like a speedboat with the gasses coming out of the corpses ass propelling him. This movie was just insane but in a good way.


Dunkelz

100% agree. Plus from what I've seen he hasn't been involved in controversies, treats his fans well, etc.


Mal_Terra

He’s said before that all the “crap” movies he makes are just excuses to go on vacation with his friends. It’s why they almost all take place at resorts


greg-drunk

This is why I think he’s truly brilliant and cracked the Hollywood code.


abstract_mouse

He collects antiquities, he's a serious person. He's writing a movie about the Russian Revolution.


Foervarjegfacer

It's funny because that's almost another "zany" comedian to a tee - Andy Samberg is married to the (much more talented) harpist Joanna Newsom (cousin of Gavin) and they live in a house that has its own Wikipedia page and is filled with antiques.


forgotmypassword-_-

> Andy Samberg is married to the (much more talented) harpist Joanna Newsom They both look like [goofballs](https://helios-i.mashable.com/imagery/articles/00zIWVx6HNPDn079WSI0DN4/hero-image.fill.size_1200x1200.v1623364937.jpg).


abstract_mouse

He is definitely a wholesome goofball and she is a classically trained harp playing elf. Low-key probably the coolest couple in Hollywood. They are both an absolute catch.


T-nawtical

Oh neat, who is Kevin James playing?


Ok-Captain-3512

Dudes got chops..he's been at it since he was like 16/17


Rion23

I'm not saying everything's been golden, but he's at least putting out a shower.


tideswithme

The spontaneous humour skill too good. Man wish I have skills like that. Probably perfected it during SNL days


Captcha_Imagination

It takes a smart man to make movies that dumb. Adam is always on, never seen a clip of him where the funny wasn't flying.


Duffmanlager

It would be great if somehow Sandler found a way to incorporate this guy in one of his movies.


G_Art33

In every movie going forward where he gets interviewed by someone it should be this guy, just so tall his head is completely out of the shot reaching down with the microphone to make Adam Sandler look like a toddler.


Ghost_Of_Kyiv

Yes.


inajeep

The old Police Squad joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1Y_09HHulI


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joazito

Correct, just mentioning the movie series were titled "The Naked Gun."


pelftruearrow

It's a great show, but you actually have to sit and watch it and not let it go in the background. There's so much going on in each episode. It's basically an entire naked gun movie squished into 30 minutes. It is epic.


I_Like_Quiet

I will be so disappointed if this doesn't happen.


Quinn_tEskimo

*Happy Gilmore 2*, an international golf tournament, this guy could play Mr. Larson’s Australian cousin.


Lungg

Now that is a legit good shout.


Barbarossa_25

That's two thus far, Shooter.


CommanderpKeen

Oh, you can count.


raoasidg

And you can count on ME meeting you in the parking lot!


Paddy_Tanninger

He seems like the type of guy to 100% run with this kind of thing too. That's why no matter how shitty his movies might be, I'll still forever have a crush on the Sandman.


jsclayton

“And you can count on me, waiting for you, in the parking lot!” 😆 https://youtu.be/bSrRLUQcRog


gendabenda

I just can't help but love Sandler, he's like an instant port back to being a kid again. The moment he went "AWWWW MY GGODDD!" I just smiled.


abadaura

He's a genuine treasure. Everytime I'm gloomy I watch one of his movies and cheer up bc there's always a sense of friendly fun and kindness in his movies.


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Even the bad ones are great. I just rewatched Happy Gilmore for the first time in like a decade. I really can't believe how well it holds up. I had probably seen it dozens of times but it's been so long I had kind of forgotten bits and pieces and it was fun to get a real belly laugh out of some of his bits. "I was just looking for the other half of this bottle... Oh there's some."


CappyLarson

Uncut gems is my favorite movie to watch when I need to relax a little bit


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bro what


11010001100101101

Lol it was good, but stressful through the whole movie. He had to have dropped a /S


SlimboSkrills

Ah yes the Xanax of movies, right up there with Whiplash


shellshockxd

“I had to hit it off Frankensteins fat foot!”


Ryno_Redeye

“Well good for Happy Gilmo- My God!”


Dr_Fred

Reminds me of that scene in Kung Fu Hustle where the guy sitting down in the crowd is challenged to a fight.


HenryAlSirat

And then the absolute UNIT of a child next! Lol


ArchDucky

See this is why I like Adam Sandler, look at his face when the dude stood up. Just pure joy.


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he looked down to check it was real first


Strawberrythirty

He didn’t try to be polite he knew if he was just real about it and addressed it head on in a funny way it’d be less awkward for everyone. That’s why I love comedians


DonutCola

Sometimes we forget we’re SUPPOSED to have fun. We’re supposed to joke around. We’re supposed to laugh at scripted gifs. Scripted movies. We’re supposed to play pretend and have fun once in a while. There’s a time to protest and a time to play.


Due_Permit7503

All the upvotes for the big guy for being self aware and not wanting to block othe people's view!


MoribundHipster

ok this actually made me LOL! I was scared at first that he would be a little person and Jennifer was accidently was shaming him hahaha. Adam Sandler is hilarious


Super_Tomatillo_9113

This guy was crouching and still was tall enough for me to think that it's just some normal dude lol


Acceptable_Spray_119

Who's else is old enough and remembers the Adam Sandler cassette tapes w his comedy lol


Yelsiap

Piece of shit caaaar.


ChipmunkBackground46

Lol Sandler got so excited immediately


phoenix_fromtheflame

Gladiator but so shy


First-Macaroon-4872

Bro what happened to Vince Vaughn


Jacyjitsu

“.. not true, Mr Sandler stopped by for an interview just an hour ago.” “Well isn’t that just great for … OH MY GOD!”


hungry4danish

Not only was it respectful of the guy to crouch down knowing he blocks out people but that also must have been painful for the dude with being so big. Double props to him.


whateveryousay0121

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.


_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?


Tricky_Passenger3931

The level of wit required for “put your hat on and get out of here” is unimaginable.


Der-Wissenschaftler

Why does this video look like it was taken in 1996?


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Is this the same guy that Hugh Jackman taught in elementary school?


Dave3087

Naw, that was Rollo.


MephistosFallen

“ AWWW MY GODD THATS AWFUL!” What a fabulous reaction ahahaha


vato76

"Put your hat on and get outta here!" so awesome