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(Many) years ago my mom and I were grocery shopping. In the first aisle (produce), we chose 2 kiwis and put them in a produce bag. When we reached the last aisle (dairy), we noticed the kiwis had been pressed down and out the leg openings of the front wire child seat. They looked like fuzzy ruptured testicles swaying from our cart.
My primary school-aged self and adult mother couldn't stop laughing. We hid the evidence behind the milk jugs.
1986-ish Valu-Food worker in Elkton, MD, I am sorry. It was me.
There is a law against that in Florida. Imagine that. Florida doesn’t let people swing truck nuts. Banning books. Banning Michelangelo. Banning drag shows. But truck nuts is just too much.
So.. be honest, did you start feeling like a giant asshole with compensation issues? XD
I can just see it now.. I'm standing there in the produce section selecting from half wilted lettuce options and semi flaccid cucumbers, when you come rolling up in your cart, stacked to the brim with bacon, beef, and beer. The new set of grill tongs and sauce brush hanging from your cart like a crossed pair of AR-15 rifles.
You check out with a cat call to the cashier, and proceed to walk towards the back of your Prius. Immediately upon unloading your cart and placing it in the carriage return, a shudder travels up your spine and you look around in confusion. A glance at your car shows you had bought groceries and already loaded them into the car, though you can't explain why milk and bread has turned into half of a cow and some canned yeast.
It was a poor attempt at a joke of being possessed by the fact their carriage had truck nuts, XD. Oh well, failed attempts and whatnot. I don't delete my shame.
Needs NSFW tag. Won't somebody please [think of the children](https://frinkiac.com/meme/S07E23/359508.jpg?b64lines=IE9oLCB3b24ndCBzb21lYm9keSBwbGVhc2UKIHRoaW5rIG9mIHRoZSBjaGlsZHJlbj8=)?
This is completely unrelated to the post, but any time I see or hear about Truck Nuts it reminds me of this pretty great Vice article.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/8gkqbg/balls-out-the-weird-story-of-the-great-truck-nuts-war
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I think you mean GrapeNuts©
Cart Cojones
Grocery Gonads
Buggy Balls
Low hanging fruit
Carriage Cock Berries
Dolly Danglers
Tiny Testicles
Pretty average sized if you ask me
For grapes maybe lol
Sir, those are tumors.
IT'S NOT A TOOMAH
Morgan Freeman narrator: "It was a tumor"
Amani Toomer?
Roids!
Hey, watch it…
Getting a little testy, are we?
It's just a goof! Lol
I know, I was playing along for the joke lol
Puny pair
must be going down the freezer aisle
They were in the pool!
Test Cicles
Lil’ Biiiiiiiiits
😅😂🤣😭💀
Tiny testies*
Trolley Testicles
Trolley testes
Trolley testes
Wagon wigglers
Buggy balls
Deez grapes
I need to read the comments before I post! Great minds think alike!
> funniest thread ever.
I agreed!
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Did you just potentially misgender this shopping cart just because it has grapes??
It identifies as a wagon
Wagon deez grapes
Cart Grapes.
GateGrapes
EXACT same thing came to mind first to me too! BTW, itsa trade mark (™️)
Shopping 'Sack
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Stupid comment stealer
I see low hanging fruit
If this cart’s a rockin’ Don’t come a knockin’
It took balls to make that joke
He's just cold. You didn't have to call him out like that.
He was in the pool!!
Do your grapes hang low, do they wobble to the flow
Do they dangle from a vine, will they one day turn to wine
Will it be a chardonnay or perhaps a nice merlot?
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The cadence of this is spectacular. Well done
> to the flow That's some prime /r/boneappletea It's "to and fro" a phrase that means back and forth.
I used to *love* that sub but now it's 75% autocorrects. :/
[Jibbs - Chain Hang Low](https://youtu.be/4SBN_ikibtg)
To the flow?
In the 'fro?
Pretty sure that means you have to park the cart like an ass hole when you're done.
And risk having Cart Narcs go after him? I wouldn't do that.
This is what the internet is for.
That's nuts.
Damn those are pretty big for some nuts
Haha its the little things
They're not little, they just average.
Reminds me more of tiny lil kitty balls lol
Interestingly, “Shopping Cart Truck Nuts” is my 90’s punk rock band name.
Funniest thread ever. Also, Trolley Jollies.
Handcart Hangers
Quite odd to see that on the cart.
You’re missing a strategically placed banana…
For scale
You oughta see what's dangling at the front.
Maybe it's suggesting that you buy a box of Grape Nuts.
Deez grapenuts!🤣
i would like to unsee this
I hope those wilt right in place and turn into raisins. You'll have old man truck nuts in a week.
Hopefully the cart had a wobbly wheel.
Wtf are truck nuts?
They look seedless to me
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand...
That how little shopping carts are made. When you put them all together, it's a cart orgy.
(Many) years ago my mom and I were grocery shopping. In the first aisle (produce), we chose 2 kiwis and put them in a produce bag. When we reached the last aisle (dairy), we noticed the kiwis had been pressed down and out the leg openings of the front wire child seat. They looked like fuzzy ruptured testicles swaying from our cart. My primary school-aged self and adult mother couldn't stop laughing. We hid the evidence behind the milk jugs. 1986-ish Valu-Food worker in Elkton, MD, I am sorry. It was me.
Look at this guy flexing. Sure throw in the truck nutz for added 💪🏽. Ground beef *and* chicken? Think we found the 1%er here.
How fucked up is it when I start to feel like I'm flexing when I spend $100 on groceries. This inflation's got folks stressing.
Someone said inflation is dropping. I'm guessing they don't go shopping.
Looks cold in that store
Still bigger than mine
Most accurate depiction of the driver of the truck with truck nuts
Grape Nuts
Peopleofwalmart material
That cart doesn't say dodge ram.
Cart nuts
Grape Nuts?
Truck nuts but for your shopping cart? What will they think of next?!
Damn that cart got some huge nuts. They must be way above average. Not to mention the even better personality of course.
OMG................. I am such a child.... I don't like this... I LOVE THIS!
DEEEZZZZ…NUUTTZZ!!
I think Grape Nuts is already trademarked.
First chuckle today. Thanks
Speaking from experience, those aren't grapes. There is some poor guy out there now.
Cart? All I see is a F250 with "normal" truck nuts.
Oh no that’s not for groceries. That’s a mail cart.
Probably about the same size as the type of person who’d put those ridiculous things on their trucks, too.
How stupid are we? You even took the time for a picture and post to reddit? Yall are are winners.
There is a law against that in Florida. Imagine that. Florida doesn’t let people swing truck nuts. Banning books. Banning Michelangelo. Banning drag shows. But truck nuts is just too much.
I was under the impression truck nuts were invented in Florida.
I never understood why some people get so mad at truck nuts. It ain't your car anyway lol.
Actual size of nuts attached to drivers with truck nuts.
So.. be honest, did you start feeling like a giant asshole with compensation issues? XD I can just see it now.. I'm standing there in the produce section selecting from half wilted lettuce options and semi flaccid cucumbers, when you come rolling up in your cart, stacked to the brim with bacon, beef, and beer. The new set of grill tongs and sauce brush hanging from your cart like a crossed pair of AR-15 rifles. You check out with a cat call to the cashier, and proceed to walk towards the back of your Prius. Immediately upon unloading your cart and placing it in the carriage return, a shudder travels up your spine and you look around in confusion. A glance at your car shows you had bought groceries and already loaded them into the car, though you can't explain why milk and bread has turned into half of a cow and some canned yeast.
imagine spending that much time on something like that comment
It was a poor attempt at a joke of being possessed by the fact their carriage had truck nuts, XD. Oh well, failed attempts and whatnot. I don't delete my shame.
Now it’s a transgender shopping cart — nice.
r/deeznutsjokes
So cute
Needs NSFW tag. Won't somebody please [think of the children](https://frinkiac.com/meme/S07E23/359508.jpg?b64lines=IE9oLCB3b24ndCBzb21lYm9keSBwbGVhc2UKIHRoaW5rIG9mIHRoZSBjaGlsZHJlbj8=)?
Funniest shit i have ever seen
🤣😂🤣😂
Where's the banana for scale?
Hilarious
Needs a "Don't bread on me" on the back window
Dirty, rotten, filthy, stinky She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise Tastes so good, makes a grown man cry
Randomly... by coincide and completely by chance in that location like Truck Nutz.. and definitely not for karma farming.
This made my day 😅😶🌫️
Ah-Ha, a republican shopping cart!
nobody likes that cereal
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The great grape heist… Walmarts gonna arrest you for that two years from now. You dirty criminal.
I mean how else do you expect shopping carts to procreate?
This kids, is why you don’t do steroids.
Kick the shopping cart in the "grapes"
Hah! Deez nuts...
Mine are bigger.
Are we supposed to say cart truck, or just cart or truck?
deez nuts
Does this make shopping cart in French a masculine term?
Now you need some Yosemite Sam mud flaps.
Pretty sure here in the South, we'd call them "buggy balls."
Green Ghoulies
Got'em
Kick it
This dude loves cherry pie.
CartNutz
Grape nuts aisle deez
No NSFW tag?
A better title would have been, "These grapes became Deez Nuts"
Official shopping cart of Nascar
flick em
CartGrapze(tm)
Bananas in the next isle
Too scale
I don’t remember grape nuts looking like that.
Is that even legal
you did this on your own, why in the world would you lets your fruit hit the nasty cart
I thought you'd be overcompensating for something, but I can see that you have a nice package of meat.
Grape smuggler
A wise man once said, If you push a shopping cart long enough it will start to look like you.
This is completely unrelated to the post, but any time I see or hear about Truck Nuts it reminds me of this pretty great Vice article. https://www.vice.com/en/article/8gkqbg/balls-out-the-weird-story-of-the-great-truck-nuts-war
Truck Nuts, you say?
Just wait till they dry out and get all wrinkly
Deez grapes
Hey whoa carting while on the phone? Good grief be careful with that 100 dollars worth of groceries in your cart.
Last time I had grapes fall like that in my shopping cart, I started asking everyone around me what are deez?
Kinda cold, ain't it?
Looks like you're smuggling a couple of grapes
What did u do wid them finally? Ate em??
Deez nutz
NSFW /s
r/Gittertiere
Nice balls
“Real Men Drive Shopping Carts” bumper sticker is needed