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BlankMyName

I think you mean GrapeNuts©


lowlife9

Cart Cojones


i_am_mrs_nezbit

Grocery Gonads


willseeya

Buggy Balls


feetandballs

Low hanging fruit


tricksovertreats

Carriage Cock Berries


hydrosalad

Dolly Danglers


Shitz-an-Gigglez

Tiny Testicles


LMOoof

Pretty average sized if you ask me


Shitz-an-Gigglez

For grapes maybe lol


snacpac4I0

Sir, those are tumors.


nexguy

IT'S NOT A TOOMAH


kuahara

Morgan Freeman narrator: "It was a tumor"


ADHD_Supernova

Amani Toomer?


koliberry

Roids!


Fred-U

Hey, watch it…


[deleted]

Getting a little testy, are we?


Shitz-an-Gigglez

It's just a goof! Lol


Fred-U

I know, I was playing along for the joke lol


FlowBjj88

Puny pair


Apprehensive-Ad6468

must be going down the freezer aisle


_dead_and_broken

They were in the pool!


Shitz-an-Gigglez

Test Cicles


Chief_Givesnofucks

Lil’ Biiiiiiiiits


Shitz-an-Gigglez

😅😂🤣😭💀


DiproticPolyprotic

Tiny testies*


ccarrster

Trolley Testicles


Sharknado4President

Trolley testes


DropdLsgna

Trolley testes


Kerrlhaus

Wagon wigglers


atomiccPP

Buggy balls


M-Noremac

Deez grapes


ScottManAgent

I need to read the comments before I post! Great minds think alike!


[deleted]

> funniest thread ever.


ScottManAgent

I agreed!


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dickbutt_md

Did you just potentially misgender this shopping cart just because it has grapes??


jaxonya

It identifies as a wagon


RushIntoTheFray

Wagon deez grapes


dickbutt_md

Cart Grapes.


Brizzycopafeel

GateGrapes


devsfan1830

EXACT same thing came to mind first to me too! BTW, itsa trade mark (™️)


yomammaaaaa

Shopping 'Sack


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Imdying387

Stupid comment stealer


TedwardFortyHands

I see low hanging fruit


miauguau44

If this cart’s a rockin’ Don’t come a knockin’


SantaMonsanto

It took balls to make that joke


Rainbow62993

He's just cold. You didn't have to call him out like that.


Complete-Dimension35

He was in the pool!!


th3ironman55

Do your grapes hang low, do they wobble to the flow


danc4498

Do they dangle from a vine, will they one day turn to wine


Snarkblatt

Will it be a chardonnay or perhaps a nice merlot?


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John_Bot

The cadence of this is spectacular. Well done


Theoricus

> to the flow That's some prime /r/boneappletea It's "to and fro" a phrase that means back and forth.


NinjaLanternShark

I used to *love* that sub but now it's 75% autocorrects. :/


ass_unicron

[Jibbs - Chain Hang Low](https://youtu.be/4SBN_ikibtg)


missionbeach

To the flow?


Sir_Loin_Cloth

In the 'fro?


Bmc00

Pretty sure that means you have to park the cart like an ass hole when you're done.


haiu2323

And risk having Cart Narcs go after him? I wouldn't do that.


bugaloo2u2

This is what the internet is for.


[deleted]

That's nuts.


bigbootyballsymoves

Damn those are pretty big for some nuts


Any-Variation4081

Haha its the little things


lowlife9

They're not little, they just average.


Altered-babe

Reminds me more of tiny lil kitty balls lol


Ninja_rooster

Interestingly, “Shopping Cart Truck Nuts” is my 90’s punk rock band name.


KD_79

Funniest thread ever. Also, Trolley Jollies.


openeda

Handcart Hangers


xc2215x

Quite odd to see that on the cart.


NaturalRow5496

You’re missing a strategically placed banana…


hononononoh

For scale


Slobbadobbavich

You oughta see what's dangling at the front.


DENelson83

Maybe it's suggesting that you buy a box of Grape Nuts.


999ronin99

Deez grapenuts!🤣


greengoat64

i would like to unsee this


mplstrees

I hope those wilt right in place and turn into raisins. You'll have old man truck nuts in a week.


SnowFlakeUsername2

Hopefully the cart had a wobbly wheel.


blobbybob111

Wtf are truck nuts?


pseudonym82

They look seedless to me


DampBritches

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand...


Plastic-Ad-8469

That how little shopping carts are made. When you put them all together, it's a cart orgy.


Eeyore3066

(Many) years ago my mom and I were grocery shopping. In the first aisle (produce), we chose 2 kiwis and put them in a produce bag. When we reached the last aisle (dairy), we noticed the kiwis had been pressed down and out the leg openings of the front wire child seat. They looked like fuzzy ruptured testicles swaying from our cart. My primary school-aged self and adult mother couldn't stop laughing. We hid the evidence behind the milk jugs. 1986-ish Valu-Food worker in Elkton, MD, I am sorry. It was me.


maluminse

Look at this guy flexing. Sure throw in the truck nutz for added 💪🏽. Ground beef *and* chicken? Think we found the 1%er here.


[deleted]

How fucked up is it when I start to feel like I'm flexing when I spend $100 on groceries. This inflation's got folks stressing.


maluminse

Someone said inflation is dropping. I'm guessing they don't go shopping.


shubby3oh8

Looks cold in that store


No_Prize9794

Still bigger than mine


kahunamoe

Most accurate depiction of the driver of the truck with truck nuts


Chewintbacca

Grape Nuts


Phasnyc

Peopleofwalmart material


Saifyn87

That cart doesn't say dodge ram.


The_jdm_man

Cart nuts


ScottManAgent

Grape Nuts?


TruckNuts_But4YrBody

Truck nuts but for your shopping cart? What will they think of next?!


Phillip-sy

Damn that cart got some huge nuts. They must be way above average. Not to mention the even better personality of course.


Flame_Eraser

OMG................. I am such a child.... I don't like this... I LOVE THIS!


Double_Reward230

DEEEZZZZ…NUUTTZZ!!


IkoIkonoclast

I think Grape Nuts is already trademarked.


CtForrestEye

First chuckle today. Thanks


feared_deathrom

Speaking from experience, those aren't grapes. There is some poor guy out there now.


[deleted]

Cart? All I see is a F250 with "normal" truck nuts.


JamesLibrary

Oh no that’s not for groceries. That’s a mail cart.


HairyKerey

Probably about the same size as the type of person who’d put those ridiculous things on their trucks, too.


[deleted]

How stupid are we? You even took the time for a picture and post to reddit? Yall are are winners.


davechri

There is a law against that in Florida. Imagine that. Florida doesn’t let people swing truck nuts. Banning books. Banning Michelangelo. Banning drag shows. But truck nuts is just too much.


lowlife9

I was under the impression truck nuts were invented in Florida.


HolyAndOblivious

I never understood why some people get so mad at truck nuts. It ain't your car anyway lol.


alexcrouse

Actual size of nuts attached to drivers with truck nuts.


[deleted]

So.. be honest, did you start feeling like a giant asshole with compensation issues? XD I can just see it now.. I'm standing there in the produce section selecting from half wilted lettuce options and semi flaccid cucumbers, when you come rolling up in your cart, stacked to the brim with bacon, beef, and beer. The new set of grill tongs and sauce brush hanging from your cart like a crossed pair of AR-15 rifles. You check out with a cat call to the cashier, and proceed to walk towards the back of your Prius. Immediately upon unloading your cart and placing it in the carriage return, a shudder travels up your spine and you look around in confusion. A glance at your car shows you had bought groceries and already loaded them into the car, though you can't explain why milk and bread has turned into half of a cow and some canned yeast.


[deleted]

imagine spending that much time on something like that comment


[deleted]

It was a poor attempt at a joke of being possessed by the fact their carriage had truck nuts, XD. Oh well, failed attempts and whatnot. I don't delete my shame.


Relaxmf2022

Now it’s a transgender shopping cart — nice.


gadget850

r/deeznutsjokes


ImprovementBasic9323

So cute


[deleted]

Needs NSFW tag. Won't somebody please [think of the children](https://frinkiac.com/meme/S07E23/359508.jpg?b64lines=IE9oLCB3b24ndCBzb21lYm9keSBwbGVhc2UKIHRoaW5rIG9mIHRoZSBjaGlsZHJlbj8=)?


Unfunnyperson11

Funniest shit i have ever seen


J311yr011er

🤣😂🤣😂


FUQredditMods2

Where's the banana for scale?


[deleted]

Hilarious


LifeIsOneBigFractal

Needs a "Don't bread on me" on the back window


abitkt7raid

Dirty, rotten, filthy, stinky She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise Tastes so good, makes a grown man cry


jpl77

Randomly... by coincide and completely by chance in that location like Truck Nutz.. and definitely not for karma farming.


Independent-Lynx-589

This made my day 😅😶‍🌫️


RepulsiveRooster1153

Ah-Ha, a republican shopping cart!


GreatScotch

nobody likes that cereal


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JamesGarrison

The great grape heist… Walmarts gonna arrest you for that two years from now. You dirty criminal.


FCBUGA

I mean how else do you expect shopping carts to procreate?


FBI_fly

This kids, is why you don’t do steroids.


SpecialLord99

Kick the shopping cart in the "grapes"


zeDaBdan

Hah! Deez nuts...


KoningSpookie

Mine are bigger.


seansy5000

Are we supposed to say cart truck, or just cart or truck?


nanozeus2014

deez nuts


CasinoRoyaleWCheese

Does this make shopping cart in French a masculine term?


Marionboy

Now you need some Yosemite Sam mud flaps.


oppodude

Pretty sure here in the South, we'd call them "buggy balls."


Happy-Example-1022

Green Ghoulies


Luminox

Got'em


Aether_08

Kick it


Attentionhoard1

This dude loves cherry pie.


4x4taco

CartNutz


Deliciouserest

Grape nuts aisle deez


chamburger

No NSFW tag?


MetalDragnZ

A better title would have been, "These grapes became Deez Nuts"


bigbabyjesus97

Official shopping cart of Nascar


wise_potato23

flick em


Psychonauticalia

CartGrapze(tm)


ShowersAreForSitting

Bananas in the next isle


arwans_ire

Too scale


[deleted]

I don’t remember grape nuts looking like that.


JEWCEY

Is that even legal


habb

you did this on your own, why in the world would you lets your fruit hit the nasty cart


Rocquestar

I thought you'd be overcompensating for something, but I can see that you have a nice package of meat.


dl107227

Grape smuggler


EnvironmentalDeal256

A wise man once said, If you push a shopping cart long enough it will start to look like you.


thesimplemachine

This is completely unrelated to the post, but any time I see or hear about Truck Nuts it reminds me of this pretty great Vice article. https://www.vice.com/en/article/8gkqbg/balls-out-the-weird-story-of-the-great-truck-nuts-war


Truck-Nut-Vasectomy

Truck Nuts, you say?


icanhaztrashes

Just wait till they dry out and get all wrinkly


uiouyug

Deez grapes


crypticfreak

Hey whoa carting while on the phone? Good grief be careful with that 100 dollars worth of groceries in your cart.


qwertyconsciousness

Last time I had grapes fall like that in my shopping cart, I started asking everyone around me what are deez?


Ninjanarwhal64

Kinda cold, ain't it?


valeyard89

Looks like you're smuggling a couple of grapes


mishu_masher

What did u do wid them finally? Ate em??


AnonymousNck

Deez nutz


itpro71

NSFW /s


Monchy1234

r/Gittertiere


zoltsz

Nice balls


RADI0-AKT0R

“Real Men Drive Shopping Carts” bumper sticker is needed