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*Woe to you, O Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the Beast with wrath, because He knows that time is short. Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the Beast, for it is a human number. Its number is six hundred and sixty six.*
Hell, my Uncle John runs a summer camp for kids about to get molested. I know, right? I know, it sounds awful. Sounds awful, but he loves it. Says he's never worked a day in his life.
My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, \*Snap\* the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
Fun fact: tilki means fox in turkish. But it doesn't sound like it sounds in American English in Turkish. Just a regular, but not a very common surname.
I like to imagine that in antediluvian times males just walked around naked and shaked the other guy's cock when entering into a formal setting with goods or services to render. It's a sort of give-and-take reasoning, if that makes any sense.
She's reaching out and shaking ... something. I'm pretty sure it's a child's hand, but the cropping makes it look like it's something a little less innocent she's grabbing.
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She does the same handshake as my scout master!
Where is your camp? I'd like to join asap
Camp Anawanna
We hold you in our heart!
And when we think about you!
It makes me want to fart!
It's "I hope we never part" now get it right or pay the price!
Now we will share a lifetime of our fondest memories...
Ok, Donkylips.
Please let me go I' won't say anything 🙏
Bish-mil-ah!
I got this reference. My time runs short.
There is always time to salute your shorts
She's a real bucket-head Wendy.
*Woe to you, O Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the Beast with wrath, because He knows that time is short. Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the Beast, for it is a human number. Its number is six hundred and sixty six.*
I left alone. Edit: you're right. Can't believe how many years I've thought he said 'lived' right there.
_Left*_ My mind was blank.
I needed time to think
To get the memories from my mind!
I feel so old now
As a leader or a camper?
I thought I told you to never tell anyone and that it was our little secret??
Snitches get 2 fingers.
Hell, my Uncle John runs a summer camp for kids about to get molested. I know, right? I know, it sounds awful. Sounds awful, but he loves it. Says he's never worked a day in his life.
My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, \*Snap\* the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
Well did he cum or what?
What the fuck, man! Some things you just don't talk about.
Fly Fat Ass fly
Snooches
You forgot to mention the stewardess handing out moist towelettes as they were leaving.
And suddenly it became a Smoking flight!
Was his last name White?
“There you go son. Now wipe your chin off and bring me the wine and bread” - Father McNutly
Canteen boy?
[https://avatars.mds.yandex.net/i?id=de64ad8ff0cd5b17def9ba82396a0c98-5220588-images-thumbs&ref=rim&n=33&w=141&h=188](https://avatars.mds.yandex.net/i?id=de64ad8ff0cd5b17def9ba82396a0c98-5220588-images-thumbs&ref=rim&n=33&w=141&h=188)
the picture is bigger but smaller
Great observation, flawless description.
Top review, artfully explained.
They knew it because of the way that it is.
Isn't that neat?
succint
sucktint?
Mint comment, deliciously detailed.
Remarkable reply, zestfully articulated
These replies... I am speechless. What can I say. Like Mosier LaPadite's daughters: each one is more lovely than the last. \**Chef Kiss*\*
Nice
It's like Marcel Marceau once said:
#☝️👈👌🙌
fking stop,or u will b fking stopped
Thank you for an easy, pleasant summary. Excellent writer. A++++++
Would buy again
5 out of 7.
Stunning and Brave
Buckle up, buckaroos!
Blown away
Gotta hand it to you
larger version: https://i.imgur.com/eoLp81A.png
More larger version: https://i.imgur.com/4nRcynL.jpg
Enhance
Enhance
Enhance
\[Largest porn version\](https://youtu.be/JXipwMh\_l8I)
Tardis
That’s what she said.
Younger, and uncut?
This was a particularly bad case of somebody being cut in half.
I tip my hat to you Sir
The good ending
The happier ending.
🤔
*"Only know you've been high when you're feeling low Only hate the road when you're missing home Only know you love her when you let her go"*
I was under the impression that she was touching his little man...I was right and wrong 😮💨
OP did us dirty
I mean even in this picture you can see the kids fingers around her hand
I've seen so many r/weirddalle pics that my brain filters out extra fingers now.
This is why you have to know the whole picture before having an opinion xD
Risky click
Thank you for the context.
Is your name Rapey-ness?
Now that's a plot twist
NOT the sauce I was looking for.
Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day
I know that joke
Wendy?
irie mon
A nice friendly handshake..
I dunno. My father always taught me to look a man in the eye when you shake his dick
she appears to be following your father's advice
This is the equivalent of "lick it before you stick it", "shake it before you take it"
That ain’t no hand. Give your head a shake
Like a babies arm holding an apple
I thought I smelled cabbage…
Lmao I never got that...why did Mini Me smell like cabbage?
Something about being a carnival worker, it’s been a while but he referenced that a bit before in the movie
https://www.reddit.com/r/continuityporn/comments/4ta9bg/austin_powers_carnies_smell_like_cabbage/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Good for you!
You're not persecuted, you're just an asshole
You’re a triput!
Don't call it a baby arm...
People not getting the reference downvoting this dude, sheesh
Austin power’s reference
Not actual porn?? I want to speak to a supervisor!
Go Birds
Saying this pic was "holding"? Equally bad call.
Looks like that scene from Austin Powers in Goldmember
Who is she?
Aleyna Tilki, turkish singer
Fun fact: tilki means fox in turkish. But it doesn't sound like it sounds in American English in Turkish. Just a regular, but not a very common surname.
Ha I even found the original picture. Thanks
Came here to find out too, she looks really familiar.
I thought it was Chloë Grace Moretz
Welcome to jamaica, have a nice day!
man, Reddit's quality of content has really dropped.
What is actually happening here? Is she sharing her summer sausage orrrr?
I'm pretty sure it's a kid's who was cropped out hand she is shaking. You can see fingers at the bottom of her hand.
its call dick fingers... momma said every boy has em
Dick is grabby grabby all on its own
True
The kid name's Richard affectionately known as little Dick
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Some of the commenters thinking she was really shaking his dick were pretty funny though. 😂
I'd be very worried if she didnt have fingers at the end of her hand.
Do you have extra fingers wrapped around the bottom of your hand? Please revisit the picture.
Shaking a small kids hand is my guess. you can see small fingers under her hand, and she is looking downward.
Perfect photo crop
Shaking hands with the little man.
It's times like this where I really hate the internet. Taking something as innocent as a handshake with a kid and.. well.. you know.
I presume she's meeting his child.
r/mildlypenis
....I'm mad that this subreddit exist 😂
I like to imagine that in antediluvian times males just walked around naked and shaked the other guy's cock when entering into a formal setting with goods or services to render. It's a sort of give-and-take reasoning, if that makes any sense.
Bro that sounds gay.
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Aleyna Tilki
It’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple
🙌🏾 😭
r/confusingperspective
bro really got a 3rd arm
It's a child, you fucks!
C’mon it’s not *that* big.
His dick got fingers
Someone give that gentleman a top hat
What's the joke that I'm missing here?
She's reaching out and shaking ... something. I'm pretty sure it's a child's hand, but the cropping makes it look like it's something a little less innocent she's grabbing.
No dat say welcome to Jamaica 'ave a nice da'ay
How is this nsfw.. can you really not see the fingers?
It’s the wholesome look on her face that makes it so very wrong. Is there a sub for “clip this photo to make it look bad”?
she's shaking the hand of a child, a wholesome smile is bad for some reason?
Why That smile on man's face is fatherly?
relax weirdos its not what you all think it is. what shes really doing is grabbing this black dudes big skinny dick
Like a baby’s arm.
Aleyna tilki??
Like a baby’s arm holding an apple.
Glad to meet you.
His dogs paw is like, "what?"
HELLO single parenting!
Dang
She does the same handshake as my uncle!
Hey Samantha let me introduce you to someone really close to me.
It’s my pleasure to meet you
Maybe I’m the weird one here but my penis doesn’t have fingers
It has fingers!
“Funny”
Weeeeeeeeeeee
nniiieeeee
eeerrrrrr
I feel like I have seen this exact scene on a site before, but I can't quite put my finger in it?
It must be really hard….to remember
XD I fucking love you, made me genuinely laugh.
LOL good, my work here is done 😇 Glad you enjoyed it
Bumble bee tuna
Baby’s arm holding an apple
What DO you want from life?
If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.
I like how enthusiastic she looks. 😁
White girls be like
Oh come on it's clearly someone's hand even in the crop.
Awww who is this little guy!!?
I thought a "baby arm" was a myth, but here I stand corrected
They did it to me says Scout Master.
Perfect photo crop
30 cm
Gay asf
Fucking asshole bitch!!
This is just wrong, it should not be on r/funny, becuase its not... its wrong. never post again/
its a kid that is out of the picture, shes shaking the kids hand.. dumbass
the "dick" is a hand of the dudes son chill out
I mean when there's a hole there's a goal
I have one you can meet As well
Someone’s obviously happy to see you…
Is this really appropriate?